I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
~~Hunter S. Thompson
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. ~~Gore Vidal
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
~~Robin Williams
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~~Gloria Leonard
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. ~~Steve Martin
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn’t have sex quite so often. ~~Emo Philips.
I see that this incarnation of LukeIsBack will be lamer than the last.
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”
* Brendan Francis.