I call Rob at noon.
Luke: "I’m just kicking back. What’s new with you?"
Rob: "You sound like you’re dying."
Luke: "It was so hot the past week. No air conditioning at the hovel."
Rob: "I’m leaving for Vegas now. I go to Palm Springs Monday and then to Florida."
Luke: "Why?"
Rob: "I’m getting married."
Luke: "To who?"
Rob: "I can’t tell you."
I think Rob’s just jerking my chain.
Luke: "That’s exciting."
Rob: "I’m an exciting guy."
Luke: "What did you this weekend?"
Rob: "I partied from Saturday until Tuesday."
There’s loud whooping and hollering in the background.
"I love you baby," scream Rob.
Since he is going to Vegas I’m willing to bet that his wife is not a virgin. I hope she wears a super bright white dress. This will be a marriage for the ages. Any kids will grow up to be congress men and senators.