When Did Rob Spallone Start Using ‘Bro’?

I thought Chuck Martino had trademarked that term.

Or maybe Rob’s just talking differently to me these days now that I’m outside the circle of trust.

I call Rob Monday afternoon.

Luke: "Aren’t you in Vegas?"

Rob: "I’m back, bro. I’m going again tonight for the dancers’ convention."

Luke: "Why?"

Rob: "To pick up hookers."

Luke: "Why?"

Rob: "For the agency, bro."

Luke: "Any scoop?"

Rob: "Nothing cooking this second, bro."

Luke: "How’s Lea treating you?"

Rob: "Not too good. We have to beat her to death. Maybe have her stay with you for a while. You’ll straighten her out."

Luke: "I’ll whip her into shape."

"What did you do this weekend?"

Rob: "Had a little barbeque yesterday at the house. Friday night I went out and had a few cocktails. Saturday I was hungover from Friday. I’m drinking too much."

Luke: "Did you have sex with people that you regret later?"

Rob: "Sometimes. Only when they’re fat and smelly."

Luke: "So who’s your number one girl?"

Rob: "You."

4 thoughts on “When Did Rob Spallone Start Using ‘Bro’?

  1. Isn’t that just typical of the porn industry, a trademark that never washes out, ‘you are only as good, as long as you are needed’. The porn industry are against Luke because?… he posted something about someone in the industry, and ‘they can’t have that’, talk about whining bitches. All of the Adult entertainment industry people, should just grow up and become what they call them selves, ADULT, they can handle and sell sex that is staged, which is an act, however they can’t handle when something has been written about them, then they want your respect. Newsflash, respect is only given to those who earned it, the industry is far away from the even touching the goal of respect. To all the producers that call their ‘actors’ bitches, take a look in the mirror…

  2. Rob and Luke are good buddies.

  3. artwilliams says:

    Luke: “So who‚Äôs your number one girl?”
    Rob: “You.”

    That’s priceless! ROTFLMAO

  4. Time to revisit some of the classics: The Godfather Saga, Goodfellas, Bronx Tale, LA Confidential, Chinatown, Scarface, Carlito’s Way, Once Upon A Time in America, Casino, etc. And then let’s try figure out where Luke fits into all this. Bro.

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