Joseph Elkind Update

Joe was one of the kings of the online porn goldrush of 1996-1999.

I call Joe Tuesday.

Luke: "What are you doing these days?"

Joe: "I’m just working on real estate. I’m chillin."

Elkind plans to attend the AVN show Internext Aug. 3-5. "There are some good reasons for it."

"I just sent you something from the appellate court. I’m going to trial Nov. 16 for malpractice against the two attorney firms that represented me. We’re suing them for hundreds of millions of dollars because that’s what Net Management is doing today with their casino ventures, etc. It’s been a helluva battle."

"I just read all those posts on GFY. That I’m always f—ed up. That I’m always snorting. They don’t really know me. It was all an act. I’m one of the world’s greatest actors, right Luke?"

Luke: "Right."

"How’s your love life?"

Joe: "Slow. Except for my daughter."

"[Attorney] Steve Workman has to give us his deposition by August 6. Or he’s going to get a writ of bodily attachment. That means if he gets picked up, he goes to jail."

"I’ve been fighting this case through the legal system and as you can tell I’ve now got the temperament of an attorney."

Joe says his former business partner John Bennett now resides in Macau. He’s working with DeeCash.

Joe: "I’m trying to get the records from Paycom."

"Isn’t it Tisha B’Av today?"

Luke: "Yes."

Joe: "Go observe the holiday and be a good Jew."

W. writes on GFY: "I remember Joe from the 1999 (or was it 2000) IA2000 Convention in Miami. He got on stage drunk at one point, grabbed a mic and kept berating the crowd around the pool to "Keep it Legal!""

 

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