Holly Randall replies: "Dear God, don’t remind me. I tried to close my eyes and think of rainbows and unicorns."
Conky gives my vacation photos the treatment.
Luca Eisenstein writes on XPT: " On a serious note, is Luke alright? He doesn’t look like a healthy man in those pictures…"
Vanessa adds: "EDS – Exercise Deficiency Syndrome."
Luca writes: "His face looks so tired… Maybe it’s just the weight of the world on his shoulders? I’m worried…"
Holly Randall writes: "It’s exhausting trying to save the doomed souls of porn stars and pornographers."
Luca writes: "He has my mitgefil. I can understand his conflict and the pain it causes. But apart from that, I’ve read rumours that a young shikse spurned him and he hasn’t been the same ever since…"
Holly writes: "Pffft. I DO come with a warning label, you know. Besides, I’m a changed woman."
Luca writes: "Damn it, woman! Do you realise that you just killed a human being? Your cruelty and lack of moral sense are disgusting!"
Holly writes: "Oh please. I know Luke’s sense of humor well enough to be assured he would know I was joking. He would actually have more of a goofy, childish smile on his face. Besides, it’s not like he hasn’t deeply offended me in the past. I don’t need to treat him with kid gloves."
You are one rude son of a bitch, Mr. Ford!
You read that thread, read that I inquired about your state of health, and instead of just writing a short answer like “don’t worry, I’m fine…” or “it’s kind of hard for me at the moment, but I’ll be allright…”, you just copy and paste it to your blog! Paskudnyak!
Now, that’s off my chest! So, how are you doing?
“Either Luke has found the collective, cold hollow soul of pornography, or this is an artist’s impression of Hillary Scott’s rectum after another year in porn.”
I cant be bothered to find the image link but this is so funny made my Sunday as well as winning a Nikon Camera body on ebay. Conky you have a humour !