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April 16, 2006
Gia Gordan Admits She's 34
After deleting posts that mention her real age is 34, Gia
Jordan, who usually claims an age of 25 in her interviews, posts on XPT:
I am 34.
And guess what else? Gia Jordan isn't my real name either.
My age has never been a secret in the industry, but I always listed
my my birth year as 1980 in bios and bts interviews. Everyone told me
that I looked 23 when I started in the industry in 2003, so it made
sense to keep my published age consistant with my appearance. We're
in the entertainment industry; age discrimination exists. I created
a stage age just as I created a stage name. Producers and directors
might have been reluctant to hire someone my age, but then they met
me and it was never an issue. Sure, it may have been a mistake to create
an alternate age for myself, but I feel that it was a professional decision
which worked out to my benefit in the end.
JMT writes:
What
a weird thread that turned into. The guys that post on that board
- who incessantly deride the "lying whores" in the porn business, and
the supposedly obsequious "fanboys" and fascist moderators on other
sites - completely overlook the fact that Gia lied outrageously about
her age (shaving *a decade* is a pretty big lie when you're only 34)
AND misused her power as a site mod to try to cover up the lie; instead,
they trip all over themselves telling her that she's hot (which she
is, but that's beside the point), and go off on a "blame Luke" tangent.
Did you see the post she erased? I did. I think I followed a link on
your site to a thread there in which someone made a backhanded reference
to her being 25, and someone else had posted "she hasn't been 25 since
1996," or something to that effect. I thought, "hmm, that's interesting,"
but when I went back to the thread later, the comment was gone, and
there were no references to it. She must have nuked it pretty fast.
She's probably too smart/cagey to give you a real interview, but it
would be interesting to know what led her to go into porn at that age.
(Ditto Dana Vespoli.)
11/21/06
Tony Malice Bars His Ex Gia Jordan From XPT
Tony and Gia have been like a mother and a father to me. Watching them
fight has destroyed my world.
Tony
Malice posts (the thread has since been erased):
I have removed her from being a moderator, and at least temporarily
barred her access from the site. This has nothing to do with her relationship
with XPT and more with personal resentment we both harbor towards one
another. In a nutshell, I have to cut ties with her for my own good
and XPT is a cathartic part of that. This may or may not be temporary
depending on how we both feel about it at a later date. Those of you
who know us may understand the rationale behind this.
Here's a message that Gia posted under an alternate name that Tony deleted:
This is actually gia jordan. I had to use an alt I'D to communicate
that Tony and I dated for 3 seconds last year. I wish for him to move
on and get over it. I have tried being friends and business acquaintences,
but it's evdently not what he wants. We're both in the same industry,
so all I wish for is peace. (And that T-Mobile would block calls.) My
definition of peace includes not hacking into my emails, myspace acct,
etc to write to other people as me. Luckily, these people have been
made aware of the situation and understand. I can't believe that I am
banned all because I didn't feel the need to tell Tony my whereabouts
when, really, I just wanted to drop off supplies he needed for a shoot
and be gone. I feel no need to respond after 55 missed calls and 20
missed texts. I'm not angry. I just want to be left alone. Thanks for
putting my life up on the Porn Enquirer aka lukeisback. If leaving xxxporntalk
solves the issue, then so be it.
Tony Malice posts: "Gia and I are working on it, her response would
have required a response from me, and neither of us would have wanted
my response."
Chico Travieso posts: "I know most of the circumstances and I wish
I didnt. Both are friends and I hope it gets resolved soon."
Gia Jordan emails me:
Luke, Tony and I figured it was a slow news day. Truth is we get along
fabulously. We were just having a disagreement about who needs rehad
more - Michael Richards or Roxetta? It turns out it wasn't Tony who
hacked into my email, myspace, etc but Sports Swami writing back to
himself as me agreeing to do his interviews. Tony was actually calling
to inform me about the new jerk off graemlin that he discovered for
xxxxporntalk. He knew that I'd be totally stoked. Animated bananas jerking
off are the hotness.
Holly
Randall posts on XPT: "Take a wild guess as to who deleted it.
What I find interesting is that Tony deleted my response to Gia, and then
quoted it when defending his actions (which are kinda un-defendable, btw)."
Jeff Steward posts: "Tony, Tony, Tony, you have brought shame to
the house of JM. A public meltdown? For shame. If I didn't know better
I would say your on the drugs."
Holly
posts: "I like rough sex where everyone is having a good time,
not an emotionally abusive tirade of insults. I can read LukeisBack for
that."
This debacle reminds me of Tony's feuds with Genesis
Skye and Alyssa
West.
I'm starting to realize that the XXXPornTalk family has some dysfunctional
aspects that can only be cured by love.
I present
my relationship with Holly as the role model for healthy relationships.
Before closing,
I'd like to sing a song for Tony and Gia:
Can love survive when all else fails?
Can’t hide the feelin’ the feelin’ s gone
My heart belongs to me
But now my love, hey didn’t I love you
But we knew what had to be
Some how my love I’ll always love you
But my heart belongs to me
Put out the light and close your eyes
Come lie beside me, don’t ask why
Can’t hide the feelin’ the feelin’s gone
My heart belongs to me
I believe that us porn people need to act in a more caring and compassionate
way with each other. XOXO Monkey out.
April 2, 2006:
Gia Jordan, Gen
Padova And The Magic That Is Tony
Malice
Da Burglar replies to my inquiry about why he stopped posting on XXXPornTalk:
"Chicken Little with Extra Beak" is Gen Padova, "Vengeance" is Gia
Jordan, and Malice is the "irrelevant/annoying" male. I talk with Gen
frequently and had considered her a confidant...she was often encouraging
to me in my ridiculous hangups and eccentricities. Likewise, I had become
good friends with Gia Jordan, albeit with a slightly different flavor
than Gen.
Gia is a smart girl, an exagerated sense of 'taste' as it were (especially
for a porn whore), but still a lot of joy to talk to...Gia was quick
to offer me advice and opinions on a lot of things in my life, from
where I will be moving next and buying another house, to food/diet issues,
to suggesting potential women for me to 'see' as a client. A little
forward and invasive on her part, but really no big deal..
Gia recently broke up with Malice and, during a conversation with me,
Gia shared that fact, along with a VERY general explanation of why she
broke up with him (she basically said she lost interest in the relationship.)
Now here is where I messed up: During a LONG online late nite conversation/exchange
with Gen Padova, I somehow related to her that I was bored/frustrated/concerned
with Gia, that I thought Malice was being a jerk to me, and I related
to Gen what Gia had said about their breakup.
BIG Mistake, but I didnt realize or think it at the time...in fact
i didnt think at ALL...it was one of those Gossip Dynamic Situations
at work, and GEN had already shared MUCh info and opinion with me about
A LOT of things and in a lot of areas, and I felt I could be the same
with her. What I DID not know was that Gen had a pre-existing relationship
with Malice, that they were former lovers, and that Gen has issues with
pretty much every other girl in porn. Gen immediately shared with Malice
what i had said to her about Gia, Malice confronted Gia, then Gia lambasted
me....BOOM.
I felt very bad and was very sorry, UNTIL: Malice sends me a VERY terse,
demand-like MYSPACE message where he INSISTS I tell him EXACTLY what
Gia said about why she broke up with him...he was EXTREMELY anxious
about this. I found this amazing (and annoying) because I had attempted
to communicate and be friends with Tony for months, but typically he
never responded, even with short replies, to most of my messages. I
know the man is busy but...anyway, he sends this demand message to me
and I am thinking: "This is the guy who derives GREAT joy from posting
OVER and OVER again threads about such unfortunate women like Alyssa
West (using her newborn baby pics and private chats no less), Genesis
Skye and the like; the guy who, as one half of the Johnson Brothers
has perpetrated DONKEY PUNCH upon the psyche of society....this guy
is all INSECURE over what an EX Porn Whore Squeeze of his said TO ME?"
The fact was, even though I should not have told Gen what Gia said...it
really WAS NO BIG DEAL, Gia really didnt say ANYTHING horrible about
Malice. Besides, when people break up, they talk with friends and others
about it...what the f___ did he expect?? I mean, Luke, you and Holly
are a CLASSIC example...stuff gets revealed after the relationship is
over.
It's ridiculous, but this is a big reason why I am reluctant to continue
posting at XPT and it is why i am now so interested in this Donkey
Punch Phenomenon.
There should be a Holly-directed soap opera series we could pen episodes
for.
WillieD emails me:
Luke, You probably know from you experience trying to have Rick "DaBurglar"
guest-blog for you last year that he is about as reliable as a 1967
Dodge Cornet.
Rick is bitter and angry because he flew too close to the porn sun
(think of Dedalus and Icarus) and got burned like a picnic hamburger.
His life since then has been devoted to defending himself and trying
to redistance himself while living on his pot farm in Mendocino County.
Is XPT (or ADT or any other group of porn degenerates) dysfunctional?
YES!!! Of course we are...just as dysfunctional as you and Holly were.
Does that make it all that different from the prototypical Uncle who
comes to Thanksgiving dinner drunk and swearing like a sailor? NO!!!
That's precisely why it is entertaining. The dolts over at ADT make
money off having their posters behave like well-trained lab-rats, programmed
into their vanilla-speak where porn whores are lovely well-behaved women
expressing their sexuality for our enjoyment. Caca. If nothing else,
we are honest about our degeneracy.
I was perfectly happy with Da Burglar's performance as my guest blogger. |