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From the July issue of Penthouse:

Victoria's buzzing about her guest-starring role on Law & Order, in which she plays a porn star who publishes a sizzling tell-all autobiography -- then gets greedy and tries to screw over the publisher. "I won't tell you the whole story," teases Victoria. "But I will tell you she gets murdered. And the episode is based on Jenna Jameson's autobiography."

Erotica LA Report Continued

From Sunday, June 12. Sunny Lane's mom Shelby got a job doing costumes for Evil Angel.

Sunny was with Exotic Star Models for several months but she left a couple of weeks ago. "In LA, they prefer you to have a local connection," explains her manager Mark C. Perry. "For her, that doesn't work well. She's used to having a supportive structure. I still reside in Florida and I do business on her behalf wherever I need to."

Why did Sunny leave Exotic Star Models?

Mark: "They weren't sufficient to take her the entire distance she wanted to go. Some star's potential might be limitless. Every opportunity that comes along is not a great opportunity. Some relationships are only going to go so far and you have to adjust to go further. This was an adjustment made on a management level."

Dee's ex-husband Rob says he's getting out of porn (manages two girls, Carmen Luvana and Little Miss Kitty) and getting into hip-hop.

Daniel Metcalf (who caught Mass Sunday morning) at Wicked Pictures hired a celebrity bodyguard firm to make sure all their girls are safe. They have more security than any other booth. Devinn Lane posted on ADT that she was not going to Erotica LA because of her fear of a stalker. But she walked through the show. She didn't sign for Wicked. She took Daniel's recommendation and hired the same bodyguard firm for her stripping gig.

I finally meet Tone Capone the Black Corleone.

Duke: "I heard you went over to Wicked yesterday."

Tone: "I asked them why they didn't shoot more niggers."

Duke: "How did they react?"

Tone: "They were like, she was like, that's what I'm saying. I'm going to go over there and drop off a DVD and maybe they can check out my work."

Duke: "How did she respond to you?"

Tone: "She couldn't respond. It was more like a joke to her. She took it as a joke, like I was playing, but I was as serious as a motherf-----. S---. Get some real niggers in your motherf------ movies, you know what I'm saying? Get some real interracial."

Duke: "Have you gone to Vivid and told them to put some niggers in their movies?"

Tone: "No. We need to though."

Duke: "You should stop by Vivid and Club Jenna and Digital Playground."

Tone: "Yeah, I wouldn't mind working with Jenna. She doesn't do black guys, though?"

Duke: "Maybe you could be her first? Maybe Gabor could set it up for you?"

Gabor wants no part of this.

My man Tone understands what I'm saying.

Tone: "I don't get no love. At the after-party [Friday night] at the Avalon, you know how they say separate lines for special guests and talent. I get to the door and I have a hard time getting in. 'Oh, we've never heard of you. Oh, we don't recognize your name.' Yeah, I got in, after I kept pressuring the motherf----- for a good 30-minutes, you know what I'm saying?

"I ran into Mr. Johnson. That motherf----- is as big as f---. We had a little discussion. It wasn't no argument. I asked him what he did with the [AVN] award. He said he didn't have our numbers. That he and Phasion don't talk no more. He was wrong and he knows it."

I ask Gabor: "What did you have to do to get your AVN trophy?"

Gabor: "I just called AVN and they gave it to me."

Duke: "Were you personally hurt? Did you come to look at Mr. Johnson as a son?"

Gabor: "You're crazy."

Tone: "You're as crazy as f---.

"I'm the new king of throatfu-----. You might as well say that right now off the top. You know what I'm saying? You've got to look for my trademark do-rag on my left wrist in the blowjob scenes."

Duke: "Any drama in your life?"

Tone: "S---, man, there's drama every day in my life. My bitch is getting on my nerves."

Duke: "What is she doing to get on your nerves?"

Tone: "Bulls---, man. The stuff that females do. The s--- that they don't do. She done one scene for T.T. Boy, you know what I'm saying? Her name is Tasty. Black Street Hookers 14. She did that s--- way before me... I've been with her for like a year-and-a-half."

Duke: "Is she ok with you being in the industry?"

Tone: "No, man, she's as jealous as s---. You know how that s--- can be."

Duke: "Are you going to give up the industry for her?"

Tone: "Hell no. I got rid of my last bitch for this s---. You know what I'm saying? I'm just going to do my thing. This is for me. It's hard to be in a relationship and do this type of work. She's mad right now that I'm at the Expo and she's not with me. I'm like, you can't rag behind me. I've got bitches up here that I can f---, you know what I'm saying? Grab me and rub on me and kiss me and s---. It's just part of being in the industry. That love that you get. This bitch cussed me out."

Duke: "What did she say exactly?"

Tone: "That I'm going up there to cheat. I'll find out that the bitch has been cheating on me. I'll throw it in her face. If she can keep the s--- real with me, I will always give a f---.

"When I throw the s--- in her face, she'll throw it back in my face. 'Well, you do porn.' It's hard, man."

Duke: "Where did you grow up in LA?"

Tone: "In the Crenshaw - Slausson area. You know what I'm saying? It's stereotyped as the hood. But it's a community, you know what I'm saying? Where all kind of people live, black, white, Hispanic, Chinese, even a couple of Korean motherf------ live over there, you know what I'm saying?

"I went to Crenshaw High School."

Duke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with?"

Tone: "Aw, s---, come on, man. You know who I hung around with. Gangsters. Drug dealers. My dad got killed when I was seven and s---."

Duke: "How did he get killed?"

Tone: "A f------ drug shoot-out."

Duke: "Was he a dealer?"

Tone: "Yeah, he was a drug dealer. The s--- went bad and they popped him.

"I was young enough to understand what happened. I grew up gangbanging. My mom was in-and-out of the penitentiary most of my life. For different s---. My mom had all kinds of priors. S--- I can't even say over the air right now."

Duke: "So, who raised you?"

Tone: "My grandma raised me. She's resting right now."

He opens his wallet and shows me a picture of himself as a kid with his grandma.

Duke: "Did you get into trouble much?"

Tone: "I went to jail, man."

Duke: "For what?"

Tone: "For robbing a motherf------ 7/11."

Duke: "How old were you?"

Tone: "I was 15 when I did this s---."

Duke: "And what did you use? What sort of gun?"

Tone: "A .38. I was with three of my homies."

Duke: "How much money did you get?"

Tone: "We were hungry. We ain't got no jobs. So what are you going to do with a couple of hundred dollars?"

Duke: "How long till you got caught?"

Tone: "It was a high-speed chase. You know what I'm saying? For like 30-minutes. We threw the gun out the window into the gutter. They never found the gun. That's why part of the charges got dropped. They gave me five years probation."

Duke: "How long did you spend in jail?"

Tone: "They had my ass in juvenile for a couple of months. Then they sent me to a fire camp for a year. It's way out in the boondocks. You wake up every morning and you're chopping down something, wood and s---. It's crazy, man."

Duke: "Have you been arrested since then?"

Tone: "No, man. I've been trying to keep my cool, man. You know what I'm saying? I've been busted for smoking weed in public or acting the fool. Bulls---, man. Loud crazy s---, you know? But I've been cool lately man. Friday night I got into it with a security guard up here. Trouble just seems to find me, man. I just have a face that says trouble. Let's just go f--- with him."

Duke: "Do you look at Gabor as a father figure?"

Tone: "Man, hell no. Man, Gabor ain't s---. I love Gabor though."

Gabor: "I'm there for him, Cuntree, and Phasion. They're my cousins."

Duke to Gabor: "How come you're such a friend to the black man?"

Tone: "This motherf----- is a nigger, man."

Duke to Tone: "Do you ever take him down to the hood with you?"

Tone: "I want to, man, but his ass won't go."

Duke: "You guys could deal some drugs and hold up a 7/11 and meet some nice girls."

Tone: "You're crazy as a motherf-----."

We talk about what Gabor would do if Tone went to jail again.

Tone: "The most that Gabor would do is put money on my books."

Duke: "What does that mean?"

Gabor: "When people go to jail, people send them money so they can buy food and s---."

Duke: "Wouldn't you prefer to earn your own money by doing sexual favors?"

Tone: "You're crazy as f---."

Gabor: "He grew up with the kangaroos. That's why he's so crazy."

I meet Gorgeous Dre who boasts he did his job at bukkake more quickly than Tone Capone.

Duke: "Did it help you guys feel closer after you both worked in a bukkake?"

Dre: "We've got a competition. Who will pop just once. My pop two is second to none. He wins some and I win some.

"I can't say I'm a better performer than him. I'd rather ask the hos that knows. Get a room full of hos so we can f--- them and let them judge that. We'll f--- the bitch."

Dre says he's never been to prison.

I ask this gentleman Cash how he met Tone Capone. He says: "I was on my way to a shoot. He walked by my car with a blunt. I asked him, do you got papers, 'cause I didn't have anything to roll with. He says I got weed. He says, can I get a ride? I say, what do you do? He says he's in porn. I say, me too. He says, can you give me a ride to the set? Cool."

Tone: "I'm the most underrated and most-hated nigger in the industry. I don't give a f--- how you feel about me, what you say about me, keep my name in your motherf----- mouth. Bitch."

Phasion points out that two of his female cousins are stripping on the main stage for Deja Vu.

Tone Capone is furious that he and "his nigger Cuntree" and LT and Dave Cummingz were not included in AVN's "Men of porn" article. "The niggers worked hard," says Tone.

As I walk out the door at 3pm Sunday, the line to buy tickets for a show that closes in three hours goes out the door. I see Cara Lott at the back of the line. The ratio of men to women is three to one.

Chaim Amalek On New York's Puerto Rican Day Parade

He writes that it was a great opportunity to bask in the cultural and intellectual achievements of Puerto Ricans:

I've gone in past years, but not this one (too hot). I suppose I'll learn of any untoward doings there by carefully reading tomorrows NY Post and Daily News for buried stories. (As always, the white folk who live along fifth avenue boarded up their windows and lawns this year.) Still, I saw many Hispanics about town before and after, and there is much that we could learn from them. For example:

1. Latinas, when young, have comely figures, built for breeding. (None of this "I'll jog an hour a day so men won't look at me with lust in their eyes" nonsense.) Which they do prodigiously. Would that white women of good breeding did likewise. The other day I had lunch with an amazingly brilliant white woman, a Jewess no less, who is intent on spending the remaining fertile years of her life trying to bring order and civilization to darkest Africa. (She thinks it will be a snap for her to get pregnant when she hits her forties etc.) Even she admits it is a hopeless cause, yet there she is, sacrificing the investment that all of her ancestors have made in her on the alter of dubious racial theories.

2. Once Latinas begin breeding, their figures go to hell, so that while 16 year old Latinas are extremely hot (as in, they look like women, you perves), by age 25 they are increasingly blob-like in appearance.

3. Hispanic kids in New York are UNBELIEVABLY fat. I just don't remember them being this fat back in the day when I was coming up; this is a much more recent development. Still, they seem happy, and willing to work. And fat people are docile people, so obesity in the dusky is good news for the white man.

4. The typical brown skinned Puerto Rican (or Dominican, or Mexican, etc.), although coming from a place that has not contributed to anything in the world (dancing, playing ball for or singing to the White Man does not count), are nevertheless proud of their blood. White people should be likewise, commensurate with the achievements of their respective groups.

World Modeling Wednesday

Will Evans Krissy Kay Krissy, 18 Bill Margold Krissy, Mr. Swift, Jim South Will Evans Krissy Will Evans Krissy Mr. Swift, Krissy, Jim South Sr. Krissy and co Mr. Swift, Krissy, Jim Mr. Swift, Krissy Kay Jim South, Andrew, Will, Marco Pallotti Krissy, Mr. Swift Krissy, Mr. Swift Krissy and co Krissy and co Jim, Will

I arrive at 11:35am. Business is slow.

Bill Margold walks in. He tells me to take a picture of Will Evans. "This is my great white hope," says Bill.

Marco Pallotti sold a hundred scenes to a webmaster who rejected the ten or so scenes containing foreign performers out of fear of the new 2257 regulations.

Jim South reports that producers aren't shooting foreign talent any more unless they have a green card because of the new 2257 regulations. Jim is telling agents and talent overseas to not fly to Los Angeles because he can't get them work.

Some of the girls are flying over anyway.

How will this affect foreign talent such as McKenzie Lee of ClubJenna and Melissa Lauren?

Melissa replies: "I'm fine."

One company says they have 270 man-days of work to get 2257-compliant. The regulations become effective June 23. Many companies won't be ready.

Krissy is from San Francisco's East Bay. She's been in porn for a month and done about seven scenes.

I hear about one Norwegian porner in the US is thinking about moving his corporate headquarters to Norway.

I go to lunch with Jim South Sr, Will Evans, Marco Pallotti, Scotty, Andrew (a photographer (mainly bondage) since 1977), and company.

I ask Marco if he's ever shed tears over a porn girl. He denies it. I am not convinced. Marco admits to having relations with porn girls but he refuses to admit feeling so deeply about them that he's shed tears. Even though he had a relationship with one for 18-months.

Does Marco Pallotti have a heart of stone or a heart of flesh? What kind of man can have sex with a woman without an emotional bond?

Marco has been mobile-phone-photo-blogging on Mobog.com but he's shifting to his own site (MPbog.com) because of the new 2257 regulations.

Nietzsche is a favorite philosopher of Marco's but he's never found a porn girl who he can discuss philosophy with, or anything with for that matter.

Marco discusses with great feeling how he rescued Little Grey Cat from under a hedge and fixed her two broken legs and brought her into his home and made an honesty pussy out of her. But he'd never consider taking a girl from out of the hedge of World Modeling, fixing her broken soul, and making an honest woman out of her, and taking her around his family and social circle and saying they met at World Modeling. He has all this compassion for his cat, but for ho's, nada.

Marco was married for eleven years. When his ex-wife found out he was working in porn, she said, "I'm not surprised."

I fear that 2257 regulations are breaking up relationships. Take a nice American guy dating a foreign porn whore. Because of the new regulations, he has to tell her that he can't book her for scenes any more. This marks the beginning of the end of their relationship.

Monstar writes on XPT about Marco: "I saw that dude @ the FOXE. what's the deal with him luke? I just went on the dude's website and it's from the perspective of the CAT! I mean, he must be a loon, right?"

Right.

Smiling Arab writes on XPT:

This is something that seems deeply ingrained in Western culture, but it's not. Go back to Greek and Roman texts: lost women are simply lost women, more dangerous and deserving of caution than pity. It all began with Mary Magdalen and the popularization of your accursed Hebrew creed. By the time the writers of Medieval romances came around, the Christian redemption myth had transformed the bitch that got man cast out of paradise over a goddamned piece of fruit into the suffering angel, looking to be saved. That is why--Cleetus, I'm looking in your direction--the only hope for Western civilization is its quick and immediate conquest by the Muslim hordes.

First, we'll take care of that whole ZOG thing. Eisner ain't going to be in charge of Disney, if you get my drift. You're not going to see Flavor Flav poking at a White woman on MTV and your daughters aren't going to come home bragging of their first lesbian strap-on gangbang at summer camp.

After that: feminism. Five steps behind, and if you mouth off you'll be replaced by your 18 year old cousin. It's worked for ages--why change?

Of course, this has no effect on pornography or vice. Whores are whores and there's no reason to deny them their essential nature.

Admit it, Luke: as scary as it sounds, and as much as you just love to denigrate the Arab, this is exactly what you and your twisted keyboard kommando warblogger friends want. This Republic of Virtue is the kind of society you want to live in.

You and I, we can talk plainly. But your friends? They're not brave enough to place the blame for the filth and degredation of their surroundings squarely where it belongs: on the shoulders of the Semite. That vicious Q-Tip you call your Jewish Mamma knows, yet worships at the altar of the televitz and participates in the orgy of corruption like a good Daughter of Abraham. They'll never let you in on their secret handshakes and pension plan, you know.

Face it: your future is with us. You've already bought your little beanie and made some ingratiating inroads into Oy Vey society, which isn't going to look good for you on the Day of the Rope. There's still time though. We could grind these lands into dust by simply shutting down the gas spigots. That's not how we operate, though. Why destroy in a year what we can take, peacefully, with our mighty reproductive powers in a decade? With us, everyone is equal except those who aren't, which is almost everybody. That's the kind of society you want.

No-no-no--you like Jews, you're amused by blacks in your aw-shucks Dingo Joe Crocaf---ingdile Dundee way. "Some of my best friends..." I understand. We all have a member of the tribe which seems to be an exception. You'd be mine, but I'm afraid that when push comes to shove, I won't be able to save you when the Eisners, the Friedans, the pimps, the feminists and the weak-kneed maggots feeding on the blood of this society are pushed up against a wall and disposed of quietly and without sorrow.

Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar

Lynly Lynly Lynly Gemini Gemini Cindy Cindy, Lynly Cindy, Lynly Cytherea Cytherea Cytherea Cytherea Cytherea Cytherea Brooklin Nights (L-R) Jerry, Brooklin, Mitch Brooklin and co Brooklin and co Brooklin Brooklin Brooklin Brooklin Brooklin Brooklin Brooklin Brooklin Brooklin Bsava, Jerry, Brooklin's sister Shari, Brooklin Brooklin Shari, Brooklin Shari, Brooklin, Mitch Jenna Brooks Brian Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Denise Mickey G, Kristen Mickey G, Kristen Kat Kleevage Kat Kleevage Kat Kleevage April Storm, Christian April, Christian Rebecca Love, Cytherea Rebecca, Cytherea Rebecca Love, Cytherea Cytherea Cytherea Cytherea Cytherea, investor Cytherea, investor Dee aka Justin Kase Flower, Cytherea Keiko Keiko Keiko, Rob Longshot Keiko, Rob Christian, Dick Tracy Christian, Dick Tracy Lexxy Foxx, Rusty Nails Lexxy Foxx, Rusty Nails Lexxy Foxx Lexxy Foxx Lexxy Foxx Lexxy Foxx Lexxy Foxx Wankus Wankus Lexxi Tyler, Dee Lexxi, Dee Lexxi, Dee Lexxi Tyler, Justin Kase Robyn and co Hot girls Hot girls girls Rebecca Love, Lexxi Tyler Rebecca, Connie, Lexxi Lexxi Tyler Lexxi, Dee Lexxi, Dee Lexxi, Dee Lexxi, Dee Lexxi, Dee Joel Lawrence, Lexxy Foxx Joel, Lexxy Lexxy, friend Lexxy Lexxy Smelly Monkey Commentary

I arrive at 9:40pm.

Lynly is a PSK regular and a wardrobe artist. She has a steady boyfriend.

KSEX listener Gemini has done her first porn scene (for Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter).

Robyn says that because she brought a date last week, that's why I wouldn't take her picture or post anything about her because I was so upset and overwrought.

Mickey G says his ex-wife Missy is living a Christian life in a small town. She's happy. She's in a relationship. She's as beautiful as ever. She has nothing bad to say about porn. The last porn-related work she did was about two years ago when she did a commentary track for the DVD Heart & Soul.

I'm told that inside Sardos looks like the bar scene in Star Wars.

Lexxy Foxx has a birth control patch on her right arm. In porn for six months, she's done about 50 movies.

Wankus says I only take so many pictures of him so that the guys on XPT can make fun of him.

It is Julia Ann's wedding anniversary Tuesday, June 21. It is Jenna Jameson's wedding anniversary Wednesday, June 22.

Cytherea's husband Brian wants to punch someone. I can't figure out who. Brooklin Nights tells him: "If I knew you didn't like him, I wouldn't have hugged him."

I see Jim South Jr. with his roommate and another buddy. A guys-night out. No yicky girls to muck things up.

Last time Junior was here he was with his longtime girlfriend Holly Wellin. They both got drunk. Someone told a bouncer that Junior was beating up on Holly (not true) and the bouncer had words with Junior. Later, in the parking lot, some guy tried to pick a fight with Junior.

Tonight Junior stays 45-minutes and leaves without incident. He suffers from insomnia.

I meet Kelly Taylor, who's Randi Wright's roommate.

I spend much of the night hanging with photographer Rich Stephens. He had an interview lined up with Jenna Jameson for a music magazine but they backed out at the last minute because they were afraid it would upset their advertisers.

Wankus's cohost is Kristen, who even though she is not in the industry, she watched a lot of porn. Kristen goes up to Denise (a Britney Spears lookalike) and says she saw her in a softcore scene. Denise says it was not her. She hasn't done anything yet. But she has an interview this week at LFP.

Denise was in the Stripper Ale booth during Erotica LA. She was kept away from porn's Britney lookalike Britney Rears. Denise found that amusing.

Profiting From 2257 Compliance

One company had to redo all their boxes to be 2257-compliant. So in their redesigns, they are making it appear as though they are releasing new product.

How a pornstar bio would look if they were actually truthful

Deun writes:

Cynthia Hump-a-Lot was concieved at a truck-stop off the New Jersey turn-pike by a trucker known only as "John Trick" and her then sixteen year old runaway mom Sally 69. Unable to come up with the three-hundred bucks in time to solve her little problem Sally quickly marries another trucker, Franklen Hump-a-Lot and she and her daughter move to the local trailer park.

Cynthia's life was pretty normal until she turned twelve and Frank started to confuse her bedroom for her mom's and some of her mom's boyfriends some times offer to BREAK-HER IN.

By age 17, Cynthia had left home moved to L.A. with her 30 year old meth crazed biker boyfriend where he quickly turns her out.

One day shortly after her 18th birthday she decides to stop turning tricks and get a real job so she heads down to World Modeling and is quickly hired but not after she lays down the law. She does G/G, B/G, B/B/G, GANGBANG, SWALLOW, CREAMPIE, BONDAGE, POWER TOOLS, ALL TYPES OF ANAL, TV AND TS, DOGS,CATS AND OTHER TYPES OF FARM ANIMALS, BUT ABSOLUTELY NO INTERRACIAL. She tells the casting agent "I ain't gonna f--- no niggas caus I got standards." Jim South quickly books her for a Mr. Marcus shoot.

AVN Publicist Blows Gasket

James DiGiorgio writes:

I've been told by a witness to the incident, the VH1 crew had the AUDACITY to be at the booth they, basically, paid for--make that two booths they basically paid for--with some cameras and shooting some wrap-up footage. This included an appearance by one of porn's most famous studs of all time, the Hedgehog himself, Mr. Ron Jeremy. Suddenly, soon after Ronnie's departure, this AVN stormtrooper--I'll call her Ilsa, She-Wolf of AVN--anyway, Ilsa arrives with a contingent of SS Rent-a-Cops and begins screaming... SCREAMING AND SCREECHING... at the VH1 show's Production Manager and others.

And guess what? Ilsa used very naughty language!

And guess what else? The EroticaLA show was already over.

But here's the best part for you to still guess what else about: The VH1 crew TAPED Ilsa's 4-letter-word, screaming, threatening, completely unprofessional performance on video tape!

Who is this woman? AVN does not employ a publicist. This woman was probably from the PR firm AVN hired.

Belly Button Danglers

Terri writes:

You know, the rhinestone belly button jewelry that EVERYONE has hanging from their piercing. Does it look like pigeon poop on a park statue in Denmark to you too (now that you have that image in your mind)? I think it might be a way for "poochy" porn chicks to add a vertical touch to their torso. It's the nose ring of the new Millenium. Belly drool. On the bright side - they'll all be gone in three months.

Reflections On Chloe Jones

Luke, Wow I didn't know you were back. I wish I could tell you who this is but I can't... that would make this too fun for you.

Chloe Jones was a nice girl, very wacky. I was at a place she shot stills toward the end of her film career. I didn't see a happy girl she was definitely not okay that day. I would say she was on a drug with effects I rarely see. Heavy drugs would be an understatement, but the excuse for her behavior was "Epilepsy." All of the people at that shoot were defintely taking her behavior to be very entertaining to watch.

I know first hand of the extra curricular work she did, but does it really matter what I did or did not see? The only people that should concern themselves with the truth are the people that were close to her. As a very desensitized person when it comes to death.

This is a death that has affected me for days in a row now. Just let her Rest In Peace with the good and the bad. Even if you think she doesn't deserve it. It's not fair that she can't defend how we attack her.

If any lesson could be learned in any death at all it is to respect your body and do your best to not abuse it. It's not easy to be happy and take care of yourself at the same time when you are in Adult. It is not a healing business, though I support it and what we represent politically.

I am sad about Chloe. We are only a few months apart with many similarities. I am pleased with the changes I have made in my life but it's awful to know, no matter which way my life goes and how much things could or have changed, I would be talked about this way in death as well.

Sincerely,
A girl you used to enjoy writing about.

More Erotica LA Pictures

Victoria Hilton, Summer Haze Victoria, Summer Asia, Pua Pua Asia Asia, Pua Ian K, Asia Ian K, Asia Ian K, Asia Bill Margold at the FSC booth Kat Sunlove Kat Sunlove Maya Austin Kincaid Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin Kinzie Kener Kinzie Kener Lady Armani Lady Armani Lady Armani Lady Armani Lady Armani Lady Armani Michelle Lay Michelle Lay Michelle Lay Kinzie Kener Kinzie Lani, Robyn Lani Lani Robyn Robyn Robyn, Robyn, Sarah Blake Sarah Blake Sarah Blake Justine Joli Hollie Stevens Hollie Stevens Mason Storm Mason Storm Mason Storm Mason Storm Reyna Leone Reyna Leone Reyna Leone Reyna Leone Dee and her ex-husband Rob Dee, Rob Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Sunny Lane Sunny Lane Sunny Lane Sunny Lane Sunny Lane Sunny Lane pic Zoe Zoe Zoe (L-R) Shannon Secret, Liz Wilder Shannon, Liz Shannon, Liz Sean Michaels Jesse Capelli Krystal Steel Krystal, Jesse Krystal Steel Cyrus Cyrus Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Tyler, Lexxi Tyler, Lexxi Tyler, Lexxi, pic Tyler Faith, Lexxi Tyler in Pleasure Wash Lexxi, Lexxi, Lexxi, (L-R) Jenna, Andrea Andrea Jenna, Andrea Nikki Nikki Nikki Jenna, Nikki, Andrea pic pic pic pic pic pic pic Reuben Davis Stormy Stormy Stormy Stormy Stormy Tiffany Mynx Tiffany Mynx Tiffany Tiffany Mynx Tiffany Mynx Sunny Lane's parents Mikhail Gorbachev and Miss Leningrad Charlie Lane Charlie Lane Charlie Lane pic pic pic

Erotica LA Pictures

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I park for free on Figuroa Blvd and walk half-a-mile to the convention. Despite my VIP pass, I have to wait in line with the fans (for 20-minutes) to get in.

The first person I talk to is Craig Valentine. He says he was asked nicely on Saturday not to punch any more people.

Many of the girls are charging fans for pictures, including Echo Valley and Justine Joli.

Jenna Jameson and the Club Jenna booth drew the largest crowds.

Day Three report from Dan Miller. Erotica LA report.

Poster Morbid Thoughts checked my settings on my camera and changed my ISO setting to approximately 400 as we were indoors.

Tommy Gunn, owner of Assasin Pictures, is marrying Rita Faltoyano next week.

Harmony says she's been in LA for five weeks. She's worked every day except for four days.

She had two drinks Friday night at the Avalon party and was hung over all day Saturday.

She was in the chair getting make-up at 8:48 this morning when the 5.5 earthquake rolled through.

Eva Angelina said she had a few drinks Friday night and never went to bed. She's exhausted.

I talk to Jenaveve Jolie and Kris Knight.

J: "I was dancing at a club [two years ago, when she was 20]. Someone gave me a card to an agency. I didn't know it was for porn. I thought it was for regular modeling. I called it, World Modeling. They still didn't tell me what it was for. I walked in and I got promoted into doing it.

"I did girl-girl for six months. Then I only worked with him [Kris Knight]. Then I started doing boy-girl [with other guys]."

Kris and Jenaveve were together before they got into the industry.

Duke: "What are the challenges and joys of being a couple in this industry?"

Kris: "The challenges are that you both f--- other people."

J: "Yeah."

Kris: "But it's fun."

J: "We get to make our own schedule. We spend time with each other. Eight hours a day or more."

Duke: "What were you doing before you got into the industry?"

Kris: "I was a personal trainer, waiter, and manager of a general nutrition center."

Jenaveve and Kris spent one year at the same highschool but they didn't know each other. Kris was a Senior and Jenaveve was a freshman.

Duke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"

Kris: "I was a loner. I had a brother two years younger than me. I hung out with him."

J: "Me too. I didn't have any friends in highschool. Nobody liked me. I think other girls were just jealous of me."

Kris: "I was looking to hook up with girls."

Jenaveve was 15 when she lost her virginity. Kris lost his three weeks before turning 18.

Duke: "How have friends and family reacted to your porn stardom?"

J: "Right before I was going to tell my mom, somebody who hates me took pictures off the internet and mailed them to my mom, and my grandma and my sister. My grandma and my sister didn't open the letters. My mom called me. She was upset. But we were so close, she was just mad at that person..."

Kris: "My family is supportive too. They said, 'This wasn't our first choice for what we wanted you to do. But ok.'"

J: "My mom said, I'm proud of you no matter what."

Duke: "How did your friends react?"

J: "I never had friends, so I don't know."

Kris: "Neither did I."

J: "The people who acted like his friends but didn't really talk to him now find out that he's a porn star and try to hang out. No. You weren't even a real friend."

I ask Craig Valentine why he fills his swinger movies with middle-aged couples instead of hot 18-year olds. "Because hot 18-year olds don't go to swingers clubs," he replies. "These swingers have millions of dollars. They're rich and they figure they can have sex with whoever they can have sex with."

I interview Peter Frost, owner of AsiaBootleg.com. He's been doing internet stuff such as live cams since 1997. He started up this DVD company a year ago. He flies around the world and shoots sex with the natives.

Duke: "What about HIV-testing?"

Peter: "We use condoms. I'm familiar with what Mark Anthony and those guys do in the Phillipines. Over there, you can't really [do HIV-testing]. It's hard to even check for IDs, much less a medical test. You don't have time.

"I know that Mark Anthony had that problem in Brazil. International Booty was their line.

"We've gone into Indonesa, Thailand, South-East Asia, and South America. We just went to Peru and Colombia. It's real reality."

Peter and company were shooting in Colombia. They told the girls to come back the next day to get paid. Some of the girls got upset and went to the police. The hotel manager tipped them off. They sent the footage out with a Colombian national who carried a bag. The hotel manager put them in a different room. Then Ian K. drove out in a car full of baggage. The police pulled him over. Peter took advantage of that distraction and drove out in another car.

John Knowles at the NJFilms event said they were warned twice yesterday about being too lewd. "The attorney for the event came over and warned us. They told us we couldn't throw out any t-shirts. But this booth here is throwing out t-shirts. They've got strippers.

"They're on us."

I ask FSC lobbyist Kat Sunlove about her husband Layne Winklebleck. She says he's not at the show. He writes most of the Free Speech Coalition monthly newsletters. The couple sold The Spectator weekly a few years ago.

Video Team doesn't have a booth this year. Its head Christian Mann replies to my question: "I had a booth once before and it was so much work and required too much staff. Since then I had some of our girls sign at the Goalie Booth, but not this year. We've not had any success at direct marketing or branding, so a consumer show isn't for us at this time. Maybe next year..."

I say hello to Sean Michaels. After we exchange pleasantries and part, he says, "God bless."

I talk to Sunny Lane's parents Shelby and Mike along with Sunny's manager, Mark C. Perry, a black man who lives in Tampa Bay. Sunny (an only child) and her parents are originally from Georgia.

I ask Mike what he thinks of the way the industry exploits his daughter. He says, "It's awesome." He wants to know if there are any older stars at the show.

Mom: "We need to find some old Traci Lords movies. [Sunny Lane] has been compared to Traci Lords by a couple of photographers. Sunny said, 'I know who she is, but I've never seen any of her work.'"

Duke: "What did you think when you found out your daughter was getting into porn?"

Mom: "Twenty years ago, if I could've done it, I would've done it. If you've got it, flaunt it, and enjoy what you do."

Duke: "What did the father think?"

Dad: "I think we helped her. She was an ice skater, then she couldn't skate any more. She wanted to still be in the limelight. I said, 'What about dancing a little bit?'"

It was four years ago. The family lived in Tampa Bay. "She went down to the Deja Vu club," says Mike. "She started dancing. Before you know it, she became Deja Vu girl of the year. Then Nightmoves magazine made a calendar of her. We supported her 110% and here we are."

Shelby: "We don't look at it as porn. We look at it as art."

Mike nods his head.

Duke: "How do your friends react when they find out your daughter is a porn star?"

Mike: "Everybody has been real supportive because they know she has potential in so many aspects of life. This is just one of them. This is just what she's in now. We don't know where she'll be tomorrow."

Mark C. Perry: "Mainstream America assumes that the adult entertainment is different from any other industry. It's not. She has made a career choice based on her goals in life. We expect she's going to be a star in this industry. This is film. This is entertainment. It is no different from anything else. Porn is nothing more than sex. These people are stars as much as anyone is, whether it is in Hollywood or the Valley. This is not the end-all or be-all. This is a branch to a lot of other things.

"These folks supported her 120% when she was vying to be a professional skater. They have not wavered from that support with any other choice their daughter has made. She's got a legitimate support system that's there for her every day."

Duke: "What kind of girl was she in highschool?"

Shelby: "Athletic. Always happy. She was training in skating. She's skated since she was seven. Going to school. Competing. Traveling.

"She had her bunions, her foot messed up [at age 21]. She had to have surgery. She couldn't compete anymore. She said, I've got to do something. I'm used to entertaining."

Duke: "Did she go to college?"

Shelby: "Nope. She didn't want to. All she wanted to do was skate. She's a certified professional iceskating coach. She can take anybody to the Olympics. She's a certified personal trainer. Pilates."

Duke: "What kind of crowd did she hang out with in highschool?"

Mike: "She didn't have an outside life from skating. She gave everything to skating."

Shelby: "She placed third in nationals pro-am ballroom icedancing [at age 17]. In freestyle, she placed fourth."

Proud mama Shelby says Sunny was on Playboy radio and TV during her first week in LA (in January 2005). Shelby accompanied her daughter to the interviews. "Playboy welcomes families."

XXX writes: "I can tell you that Craig Valentine's story about a "punch-out" at Erotica LA was invented to get some play on your site. It didn't happen."

Montana Gunn Remembers Chloe Jones

I call Montana in Texas at 12:35pm, Tuesday.

She's talking to her dad. "Don't get too much sun. It's not good for you."

Luke: "How are you?"

Montana: "I'm getting better. Chloe and I were close. I just got back from her funeral. It was really sad.

"I feel that if I could've just been there a couple of days earlier, I could've helped her live a couple of days longer or month. She was in a coma for a three months [February through April]. She was septic. Her liver was gone. She smoked three packs of cigarettes a day. She put abuse on everything she did.

"She's been in and out of the hospital for the past year. She had a seizure, went into a coma, and the ambulance got her. She was on life-support for three months. During that time, she had apendicitis and they didn't know [for a while] because she was in a coma. They removed her appendix.

"The scar tissue started to form in her intestines and backed up. She wasn't able to get out of bed because she was on life-support. She was clogged up. Sometimes she looked like she was four-months pregnant. She was poisoning herself with feces. She was throwing up all the time. She died like four times.

"When she came out of it and was at home for a couple of months. I told her I was coming down and would get her to do this CRA (Control Reflex Analysis). It's helped me feel the best of my entire life.

"Nancy Vee is down here. She's been on penicilin for three months and it killed her immune system. She's doing it and she's feeling a ton better. She was a walking zombie."

Luke: "When did you last see Chloe?"

Montana: "At the funeral. I talked to her almost every day. I talked to her [June 3] the night before she went to sleep [she died Saturday, June 4] and didn't wake up.

"She was in bed. Her boyfriend [Chris Miguez] woke up [around 4am]. She was always snuggled up to him. She wasn't breathing. She had that look. He says, 'I knew something was wrong. I could just smell. There was drool all over my arm.'

"It's really sad. She was so beautiful."

Luke: "Was she divorced from Mike [Michael Taylor]?"

Montana: "Nope. Not quite. It's weird how Mike and Chris are both taking care of the kids. They're friends. As many people as she knew [in the sex industry], it was just me, Andrea Mountjoy and Raylin were the only people that Chris felt were her true friends.

"I've known Chloe for ten years. When she was in California [2001-2004], we didn't talk that much. When she moved back here [Texas], we started talking. When she got sick, I would go down there to see her. Raylin and I were always down there with her.

"I feel so guilty because I believe I could've made her live for at least a couple of more months.

"Her kids. Their ok. But I could just tell that the little one, Tristan [Michael Taylor], he always used to hang on her. He was the clingy sensitive one. She would always go, 'Get off of me.'"

Luke: "What was the funeral like?"

Montana: "It was small. A few of Chris's friends. Her family. Raylin, Andrea, Andrea's huband, Mike [Taylor]. Chris did a really nice job. The funeral was beautiful. There were flowers from everybody. And she looked beautiful. Her birthday is on the 17th [of June]. She would've been 30."

Luke: "Were you, Andrea and Raylin the only members of the industry?"

Montana: "Yes. We were the only ones. We were her true friends."

Luke: "Did she talk to you about her health and if she feared dying?"

Montana: "Yes, she did. Chris and Chloe always did. He was there for her. She had died about three times. They always talked about what she wanted if something happened. How she wanted her funeral to be. She mentioned that she didn't want any paparazzi, which there were. There were a few of them. Chris had to hire all kinds of police escorts and security guards because people were trying to take pictures. That's not cool.

"She looked beautiful. I was like, 'Wake up, Melinda!'"

Luke: "Did she have a genetic problem with her liver? She was waiting for a transplant."

Montana: "She and Chris were good to go to USC at the end of the month. He qualified to be a liver donor. He was going to donate part of his liver to her. Her liver was so shot, there was no repairing it.

"She talked about it a lot. She said, I have to find a liver donor. Then she called me. 'Can you believe that Chris and I are a perfect match? We're going to USC to do everything at the end of this month.' And she didn't make it."

Luke: "Chris seems like a pretty good guy from what you knew?"

Montana: "Yes. He stuck with her through thick and thin every single day. He went through a lot with her. He deserves a prize. He's hurting bad. She suffered a lot. She was in so much pain all the time. Those pills really screw you up. Vicodin. That's what ate up her liver."

Luke: "She's had medical problems for years."

Montana: "Right. She got addicted to those pain pills. That's what did it to her."

Luke: "She got fired from Vivid."

Montana: "There was always something medical going on. There was always a Vicodin here and there. It would turn into five here and ten there. It was abusive. She did suffer a lot. I remember she would throw up all the time. She'd call me up: 'I don't know what to do. I look like I'm four months pregnant. I'm so backed up it tastes like I'm throwing up feces.' Her body was so blocked.

"She was a Gemini. Geminis have two personalities. One addictive and one kind and sweet. She probably got addicted to those pills from being in pain. She was always smoking. I remember looking at her [at the funeral] and thinking, 'You're probably looking down on us with that damn cigarette in your hand.'"

Luke: "It sounded like she had a childhood."

Montana: "I didn't get into her childhood with her. Her mom was pretty whacked out. I know she was talking to one of her sisters in the past couple of years and they became somewhat close. She hadn't talked to her sisters in I don't know how long. She wasn't close to her family."

Luke: "Was she a happy person?"

Montana: "She was crazy. Yeah, she seemed happy. When she wasn't in pain, she was crazy Chloe. She was wild. She always wanted to become a funeral director. She liked sleeping in coffins."

Luke: "Did you guys ever have a falling out?"

Montana: "We were always friends.

"She had all those problems with her ex [Michael Taylor]. During that time, he was just an ass. But all exes are asses.

"She was a good mom. She loved her kids. They are beautiful children. Little Chloe looks just like her. She came up to me and said, 'You look like mommy.'

"When she was in the [porn] industry, and dealing with Nici, Mike [Montana's ex who ran AdultStarFantasy.com] and stuff like that, she was a basketbase. She was popping the pills."

Luke: "What's your ex, Mike, doing these days?"

Montana: "I have no idea. I thought he was still in jail. He's probably living with his mom or his mother. I own adultstarfantasy.com. He owns ASFPlatinumGirls.com. He got in trouble for everything I told everybody -- for fraud and identity theft. The guy ripped off so many people, it was sick. He deserved everything and then some. He's sneaky and he's good at it. He's a sociopath.

"I was supposed to come out [to LA] for the Erotica LA but then things happened with Chloe. I'm coming out next month. That was the longest funeral I've been to. The wake was the night before. We didn't get any sleep. We were all up talking. It seemed to go for three days straight."

Luke: "Who spoke at the funeral?"

Montana: "Her sisters and Mike. Chris didn't feel like it. He paid for the whole thing. He knew what she wanted. He didn't need to say anything. It was already said to her. There's a fund for the children.

"From what I understand, she was making so much money from the website. Then somebody told Club Jenna she was in the hospital for months, which voided her contract, so instead of bringing in $2,800 a month, she was only bringing in $600. Mike paid for all of her hospital [expenses].

"Her children need something because she had nothing. Everything got sucked up by the hospitals. They're probably going to auction off her truck."

Luke: "What are your funniest or clearest memories of Chloe?"

Montana: "Always that damn cigarette. "Stop it! I'm allergic to it.' She'd say, 'Well, you better start scratching.' We were always getting into trouble, fun trouble that would be in our book.

"She's probably looking down flicking her ashes on the head of some girl she didn't like who showed up at the funeral.

"She always liked sleeping in a coffin. Now she is.

"Chris said she always wanted a black onyx coffin. He had favorite panties and bra put on. He said, 'Do you want to see?' 'Stop it! No.'"

Mark Kernes Takes Bribes?

Darklady writes:

Oh, gimme a break.

I've had my own issues with AVN over the years, but to accuse Kernes of taking bribes of sex and drugs is ridiculous. I've had plenty of conversations with Mark over the years -- including sex with its performers. As far as I know, he's not being bribed with sex or drugs. Bribed for what? What power does Mark actually have at AVN? And what does Mark's real or imagined sex and drug life have to do with Tim or Paul? If you've got a beef with the big boys, go after the big boys. If you've got a beef with Mark, go after Mark. But mixing and matching just makes you look kinda desperate.

If there are bribes available for good reviews why the hell isn't anyone offering them to me? I'm way cuter than Mark Kernes. ;-)

Harrumph.

Why We Love: The Nature and Chemistry of Romantic Love

That's what Crystal Klein is reading. She says it is disillusioning.

Dana Harris Working On A Novel Set In The Porn Industry

She's Variety's porn reporter.

Tone Capone The Black Corleone Challenges Wicked Pictures: 'Why Don't You Put Niggers In Your Movies?'

The great unanswered unanswerable question. Details to come about this epic confrontation between the South-Central lad and the cream of white virtue.

Seanna Collins responds:

It is apparent that Mr Capone is not that familiar with the Wicked library. Here are just a few that I had the honor of reviewing over the last year.

American Sex - an all interaccial title title released last year featuring Mr Marcus, Brian Pumper and Mya among others.

Blue Rain - A high budget feature featuring an interracial love affair between Mr Marcus and Kaylani Lei.

Exotics - Another slick interracial feature released in 2004.

Perhaps Mr Capone should do a little research before spouting off unsupportable accusations? Or perhaps since it requires less effort on his part, he chooses to just repeat hearsay and engage in foolish speculation. I guess it's safe to assume that Mr Capone has some sort of personal axe to grind, since his use of confrontational and inflammatory language leads one to believe he is an angry young man. I'm sure he has his own reasons and am confident that their validity remains unquestioned in his own mind, however he would do well to think and research before he speaks next time. That way perhaps others might take his claims more seriously.

Bop 'Til You Drop: Not the Ramones at the Whisky

Acme Andersson reports:

Just before showtime Lockwood told me that he had a bone to pick with me over something I had written about him. "Get in line," I said. "What do you want to bitch about?" He said that I had written on the AVN blog that KSEXRadio.com's Wankus should have punched Lockwood when they had a tiff at the Jim Holliday memorial. "That doesn't sound like something I would have written," I said. "In fact, it seems like I would have written just the opposite, since I thought the entire confrontation was very ill-timed." Fighting over chicks at someone's memorial just doesn't seem right. "Check the blog," he said. So I did. And I did not say that.

The Best Damn Porn Party Period?

Mike Ramone reports:

Yeah, very fun, horny party, so thanks to all the promoters, especially Jeff Mullen. Two minor gripes: it took forever to get drinks from the understaffed bar (but since the drinks were free care of Sex Z Pics, I can't really complain), and I and some other "VIPs" didn't receive the requisite wristbands to get into the roped off backstage industry-only area. Luckily, I was able to hustle myself in, where I hung with, among others my hung over brain can't recall at the moment, Jessica Jaymes and Nick Manning (apparently an item these days, and with their perfect physical attributes, it struck me, sort of the Angelina Jollee and Brad Pitt of Adult), Georgia Southe, Taryn Thomas, Avy Lee Roth, Sidney Capri, Trina Michaels, Tory Lane, Eva Angelina, Lex Steele, Travis Nestor and Van Damage. Hadn't been to the venue formerly known as the Palace for years and it brought back memories of many fine rock shows there from the early `90s, most notably one from a little band out of Seattle called Nirvana, just as "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was first breaking big. That was truly one for the ages.

What's Up With Randy West?

He tells AVN:

I'm phasing out, I'm on the tail end, putting out mostly comps, good comps, and occasional new releases. Basically, just kind of phasing out. From here on in, I would like to go around the world and play all the best golf courses in the world. I'd like to wind up in Hawaii eventually. It's someplace warm where the water's also warm, as opposed to LA where the water's f--king freezing, as opposed to Miami where the water's too warm and there's hurricanes.

Jay Grdina of Club Jenna tells AVN:

I think we've got the best looking girls in the industry, and by far the best sexual performers. When our girls come on set they do the job; it's not just two positions. For example, I had McKenzie Lee in a three-way with two guys. She's was like, 'Can I get some more guys? How about six?' I said, I don't know, I might have to pay you less.' She came to me yesterday and said, 'for my next scene, can I do 10?'

Robert Lombard's Mobile Adult Network Dinner

Michelle Lay, Izzy Michelle Michelle, Izzy Harry Weiss

Dinner was called for 8:30pm at Yamashiros. I arrived at 9:30 due to prior obligations. Only four of my pictures turned out. The rest were out of focus and dark.

There's only valet parking for Yamashiros, which is located in the Hollywood Hills near the Magic Castle. My vehicle was far and away the most shabby.

The dinner was hosted by Robert Lombard and his friends in mobile porn -- Juan Jose Munoz Lopez (adult content for Telefonica mobile network based out of Spain and supplying 90-million mobile phones) and Samuel "Muki" Shoham, a middle man between porn content providers and mobile networks.

The guests included Harry Weiss, Don Hollywood and his wife Brooke Hunter, Evan Stone and his girlfriend Syren, Robert's assistant Izzy, Michelle Lay, Brian and Cythera and six other people.

The first course was the Yamashiro house salad of mixed greens, tomatoes, marinated cucumbers and house dressing.

The second course was a choice between three entrees: grilled chicken breast with spiced teriyaki sauce, cracked pepper filet mignon with peppercorn sauce, or grilled atlantic salmon with miso cream sauce.

I settled for the tap water. Though I did have some dessert -- chocolate souffle cake with chocolate and vanilla sauce with vanilla ice cream.

I sit next to Harry Weiss, Brian and Cytherea.

Brian says he made a weed-peanut-butter-milkshake for his wife and himself and they slept for about 36-hours.

Harry tells me about his new girl Kylee King, 24. She has a real job three days a week and doesn't want to shoot more than two days a week. She's all-natural, 5'3" and 110-pounds.

I meet a 20-year old engineering student (with poor grades) at a local junior college - an Egyptian guy named Izzy. He says he works for Robert. "Robert who?" I ask. "Robert Lombard."

Izzy lives with Evan Stone in the Valley (before he lived in West Hollywood next to Robert's office), but in a separate room. They play this video game called Halo and are highly competitive.

It takes Izzy five seconds before naming Syren as the more beautiful of her and Evan.

Despite two years working for Robert, Izzy is still a virgin. He says he has too many friends with babies, therefore he's afraid of sex. He says he wouldn't have the discipline to always use rubbers.

Izzy says he has an eternal soul but Brian and Harry say they do not.

Izzy says he believes the Holocaust occurred but he's not sure if it was thousands or millions of Jews who died. He won't talk about the Jewish state of Israel. He says it is too sticky. There are too many factors going on. "Everyone has a good point. It's interpreted as a religious war, but it's a nationalized war."

He doesn't mind working for the Jew Lombard. His dad taught him that you can't judge someone by their religion or their occupation. Izzy says everyone he's met in porn has been a good person.

"There are a lot of people you haven't met," says Harry.

I ask Izzy what's the most shocking thing he's seen in the industry. He says he's "pretty desensitized."

I ask Brian about the most shocking things he's seen in the industry. He says most of them have taken place on Rob Spallone's set.

"Seriously," adds Cytherea.

Brian has been in porn for about 14-years, and with Cytherea for almost three years. "I was working on a scene down in San Diego for Mickey Blank. Dimitri was running camera. The girl turns to Dimitri and says, 'How long is this going to take? I have a customer coming over and I need this mattress.'"

Brian says he's been in three punch-outs in porn -- all when someone spoke out of line, either at PSK or at a signing. He's had considerably more fights outside of porn. I ask him if he has a philosophy of punching. He says no. "I just have an immature temper."

Cytherea says to me: "You look very handsome tonight. I didn't even recognize you."

Robert Lombard turns 60 on July 1. He shares the same birthday with Juan Jose.

Syren says she's coming back to hardcore (after a three-year layoff) as a vampire hunter in the Vampire Chronicle 2 & 3. She says she read the script and was impressed.

Harry Weiss tells me about the dozen movies he's produced where girls have strap-on sex from teddy bears.

Evan Stone gets felt up from behind. He turns around and sees it is his girlfriend of 18-months Syren. "Oh," he says. "I thought it was the investor [Samuel 'Muki' Shoham]."

Muki, an Israeli, says that Europe's cell phones are third generation while American's are 2.5 at best. European cell phones can download and play movies. He says that over 90% of Europeans (in many countries) have cell phones.

Don Benn says he was Summer Haze's sixth grade teacher. "Some of my kids went on to medical school," he says. "Some became leaders of the community. And then there was Summer."

I hear former Adult Stars Magazine publisher Jeff Cartwright is out of jail after 18-months on a marijuana conviction. He's separated (possibly divorced) from Stacey Shepherd-Cartwright. "He's reassessing his priorities and looking forward to a bright future," says Don. "He's enjoying the little things of life such as showering alone."

Don says the first three minutes of the AVN show in Las Vegas were better than the three days of the New York Erotic show. Many of the girls were disappointed by the hall and the attendance.

Robert's press release Friday said:

HBO/Cinemax Now Airing "Sex Games:Vegas" MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing's new 13 episode series formerly titled; "The Swinger's Club" Starring as "Mona Barirish" former VCA Contract Star and multiple AVN award winner, CHLOE and many of your favorite well-known adult stars in Guest Star appearances along with some of your favorite mainstream stars. A NEW episode every Friday Night for the next 13 weeks.

Premiering March 17th with a NEW episode each month on iNDemand "Amateur Strip Night: Girl Next Door" starring well-known Adult Star SYREN. Episode #2 premiering in April will star SHAYLA LaVEAUX and Episode #3 and #4 will star FELICIA FOX.

Robert writes on his blog:

In the late 80's I was broke, busted and not to be trusted. I was powerless over alcohol and my life was unmanageable. I truly realized that when I experienced the spiritual awakening that occurs when sobriety enters.March 25th, 1990. Sixteen years later still clean and sober.that is definitely GOD working in my life. On June 16th, 1998 30 days after my father passed away, my wife and I became adoptive parents. A true gift of entrustment from GOD.