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Nick Manning vs Chef Jeff

Chef Jeff told Nick: "This girl [Kinzie Kenner] that I'm very closed to, says that she asked you to stop doing a certain act, specifically deep throating, too hard. She said take it easy. The director [Robert Herrera] told you to take it easy, and then you continued to do it. I got very upset about that because that's my girlfriend."

In My Life There Is Problem

I can't go to work (World Modeling talent call or cruise the Internet superhighway) without running into ten guys who've ------ my girlfriend. I feel disrespected. I don't know what to do.

A friend writes: "Well, you just wanna schtup me, you don't respect me either, dear.."

Carnal Comics Has Its Own Yahoo Group

Jamie Gardner writes:

Carnal Comics now has it's own Yahoo group. Included among the group's members are Steve Crompton (the current Publisher of Carnal Comics) and Jay Allen Sanford (ex-Publisher of Carnal Comics, Writer and Editor of most of the books published by Carnal Comics). In addition to the messages by members, there are photos from Carnal Comics signings at Golden Apple Comics and Comic-Con International: San Diego, photos of selected comic books, etc.. When I receive more photos from Steve, I will be putting more photos on the Yahoo group. The group also has links to articles on the internet about Carnal Comics.

On November 19th, a message was posted by Jay about the Savannah comic book. According to Jay Allen Sanford: "The Savannah comic was begun with her while she was still alive. She was actually the fourth woman signed to Carnal - Sarah-Jane Hamilton was first, then Tara Gold (whose comic was never completed), and then Sarah introduced me to Tyffany Million and Savannah. Both Savannah and Sarah-Jane shared the same manager, Nancy Nemo. The first time I met Savvy was the same day Sarah and I plotted her three fantasy stories (Savvy piped in a few ideas that were used). When Savvy committed suicide, I stopped work on her comic. A year later, Nancy Nemo contacted me with Sarah-Jane and they offered to help finish the issue, with them adding their own input RE their late friend. The story ended up published in Superstars Of Erotica #1 (great cover painting by Jeff Pittarelli, portraying her with angel's wings). The entire story was reprinted in the Triple-X History paperback collection.

Savannah was a bit of a challenge for me to work with. I was honored to present her cautionary tale, tho, it's among the most honest and revealing of all the bios Carnal did. She was very upfront about things like her relationship with Gregg Allman and her drug addiction (which she claimed to have beaten at the time we were talking about her comic script) and even confessed that the only reason she did John T. Bone's "Starbangers" was to pay an IRS bill and avoid more of her belongings and wages. Nancy and Sarah's input made it an unusually well-rounded tale. All the photos come from Savvy's personal photo albums, that Nancy made available exclusively to Carnal.

SS Crompton has mentioned he's considered redoing the artwork and bringing the Savannah comic back into print. I also have the audio tape of the interview I did with her pre-scripting, and Crompton may end up putting this and other Carnal interviews on some kind of multimedia Carnal Comics DVD someday (particularly interesting is the Jenna Jameson interview, done after she'd only made her first half dozen films, as well as interviews with the legends like Hyapatia Lee, Porsche Lynn and Asia Carrerra, the latter not-yet-featured in a Carnal Comic, we never timed production to suit everyone).

Janine vs Rocco

Played out on AVN.com

Seymore Butts Interview

Thursday afternoon, I published some information and views of Seymore Butts's Showtime series Family Business. This came to me via someone who had worked on the show and said Seymore (who's never been married, contrary to what I published earlier) was difficult to deal with.

In the course of which, I published information that was factually incorrect and, even if it had been correct, it did not belong on the site as it was an invasion of privacy and not relevant to the show and to the contents of this site. I apologize to Seymore for my bad taste and my bad journalism.

Seymore aka Adam Glasser returned my call at 11pm Thursday (after filming in the evening for his Showtime show):

Seymore: "I don't know anything about two full crews quitting in the past. I know we work with multiple different crew members in our three seasons, but I would attribute that more to the six-month hiatus period between each season.

"Maybe I am difficult to work with...[particularly] for a producer. We're going on 30-episodes of positive content about the industry. It's a lot easier to go after the negative in our industry. For a producer who is not linked to the industry and does not give a ---- about the industry, some things make better television to them than to me. And that's too bad. They're going to move on to some other project that has nothing to do with our industry and never think about it again."

Do you have final cut over what shows up?

"Yes. Certainly we've had creative differences and I generally win them.

"Is the show cut to make me look better? If I see things that I don't like, I'm going to mention it."

No. It's your show.

"If someone comes up with an idea that is going to put me or someone else in a light that I consider unacceptable, I am going to say something.

"I would love to hear comments from crews that work on other reality shows such as The Osbournes and The Simple Life. When you are behind the camera, it's different from the front end of the camera, where you are having your life recorded."

Were their repeated efforts to get Alisha Klass in the show?

"No. Never. I wouldn't even let anybody ask."

Earlier I confused Alisha for Taylor Hayes, who was going to be in the show, until she backed out of both the show and her relationship with Seymore. Taylor was Seymore's girlfriend before Alisha.

Taylor has been among porn's most erratic performers and had a severe drinking problem. She made some nasty comments about Seymore in the NY Post a couple of years ago.

Luke: "I made a huge mistake earlier in my post about you and Alisha..."

Seymore: "That's because you are an idiot and you don't check your facts."

Luke: "Guilty as charged."

Seymore: "Right. I know that. Are you saying that I tried to get Taylor involved in the show? Yes. She backed out. [Taylor] has left her own legacy in this business. She has accused me of some things in the past, as have many people. Violence is one of them. But do you have anything other than someone has accused me of something?"

No.

Seymore: "There have been accusations that I killed Emilio Estevez's dog. Has anybody seen any dead dog photos? No. Do I have a temper? Yes. Have I been violent in the past? Yes. Who has it been with? Men. If somebody does something is not right or is hurtful to me or my family, I will respond accordingly."

Adam said I reminded him of Scott Fayner. Seymore wrote to Scott (who will not publish Seymore's name on his site l-keford.com) 6/22/04:

barked?...hardly,actually you sounded much more like i imagine a chinchilla might or possibly a weasel if weasels could bark. you might be letting all of taylors "dog" references get to your head...you are conjuring images of a pit bull while she's really thinking lapdog. after my fear subsided from our "confrontation" i realised that you are upset at me for calling you a "crackhead" and that i could easily remedy the situation by correcting myself on your highly regarded forum...so here it is. i apologize for calling you a "crackhead" when you are obviously a pill popping,coke sniffing pussy!

Scott says that as a Jew he would never use crack and he resents that charge.

I wrote earlier about Seymore:

At times he has said to me (and I am far from his favorite porn journalist, if he even considers me that) when I've tensed myself for a verbal assault: I'm just too tired to fight.

Seymore: "I don't ever remember saying to you that I am too tired to fight. I remember pointing out to you that you tensed up when I approached you [at CES 2000]."

True.

"I put my hand on your shoulder and I said, don't worry. Relax."

I'm still suspicious of the claim that Mari Possa is his real girfriend. My intuition says it is a TV romance.

Seymore: "Your intuition is wrong. You saw me come to the party with her, sit with her, leave with her. She got me drinks all night."

I thought it was for the cameras.

"No. Jackass! You're wrong.

"Are you a gossip columnist or a journalist? In my opinion, you are an excellent gossip columnist but a mediocre journalist considering what you printed today."

That is a fair assessment.

Kendra Jade

XXX says: "She's a nice smart person. She reads. She's a lot different than the rest of them. You can tell a lot about a person by what they have on their book shelf or if they have a bookshelf. She reads on Judaism, organized crime and serial killers. You can talk to her for hours."

Budapest's Biggest Talent Agent Imprisoned

Sylvia Kerekes is in prison in Budabest. She was about the biggest porn agent, like Jordan, 90% of her business though was with escorting. She will probably jet three years in jail.

Everyone in European porn knows Jordan. He's been there from the start of the porn business in Budapest. He is the most well known porn agent (I don't think he's in the escort trade) as well as Sylvia was known for escorting and porn. Sylvia was very straight. Could trust her.

Three people gone down since they came into the EU. It looks like a big Interpol operation even someone in Amsterdam connected has dissapeared. Everyone is very wary now. No talk on the phone, no sms as they are affraid of monitoring. A lot of government controls on that now that Hungary, Czech Republic are in the EU. Nearly all the girls in the porn business as well as those who only escorted got dragged in for for questioning. They had to tell tell the police how much money they gave to their agents. If they didn't they would have to explain all their undeclared income to the Tax people...

Family Business Turmoil

Seymore Butts aka Adam Glasser has not been popular with various members of his camera crews in the two year history of the Showtime reality show Family Business. Two crews quit entirely. At least one producer is not happy with his star and he tells people the show is cut to make Adam look better than he is.

Adam's ex-GF Alisha Klass refuses to have anything to do with the show because she hates Glasser so much. She claims he can be violent.

From talking to both of them three years ago, it sounded like the end of their relationship was a nightmare. She claimed he threatened her. He said he was tired of his private life getting played out on the Internet gossip columns.

I've found Adam a difficult person to understand. He speaks slowly and carefully when I want him to just gush everything out. Then sometimes he can surprise me with his brutal frankness. He has a temper. He's had more than his share of enemies as well as fierce friends such as Bill Margold. He's living the life he wants to lead and anyone who doesn't like it can kiss his ass.

I don't think his Showtime success has changed him. The only things that I have noticed that have changed him (in the eight years I've known him) have been wearying public gossip battles with Alisha and others (I remember the fatigue in his eyes and manner at CES) and his wearying battle with the city of Los Angeles during his obscenity trial. That taxed his emotional as well as financial resources.

Perhaps, over the years, Adam and I have found our separate though uneasy peace.

Paul Fishbein's Seven Philadelphia Porn Stores

Porn observer "Max" says: Paul has this huge business aside from AVN. He buys product from over 40 vendors, running almost $3 million a year. Would he be so petty as to take even 5000 DVDs (valued at maybe $50k) and send them to his stores? Do most companies even want their screeners back? If there are 40 persons voting for the AVN award in each category, then you need a lot of screeners. Perhaps only Fishbein's warehouse guys know the truth. If production companies think they're getting ripped off, they could just send AVN the screeners without the boxes. Many screeners that I've seen have disclaimers running across the screen, thus preventing their resale.

Tired Of The Porn Professors

A source writes:

I was reading about Constance Penley's porn course at UC Santa Barabara, and I had to email you. Did you know for a "field trip" she takes her students to an adult "toy" store.

As a conservative, (with some little knowledge of the porn world!), does this trouble you at all? Some student as Weslyan made a film of himself masturbating and got an A for the course!! Some of my friends are really religious and homeschool their kids, I tend to think that they're a bit too isolated, but when I see the decline that we're in, maybe not. What do Laura Kipnis and Constance Penley think about the lives of woman from the former soviet union who are exploited...by the porn industry?

It's really a shame that the only people who oppose stuff like this are fundamentalist Christians, who have to be among the least likeable people on earth, however much I may agree with their political views. You should ask to be a guest speaker for one of the porn classes (!) What a coup that would be!! I'm sure Constance Penley would have you, since you're a nice looking guy, and like all radical crazed feminists, her desires are unknown to her.

So, then you have the students at Brown, Duke, Wesylan, and UC, who are making S/M films as class projects, or filming themselves masturbating, so that the whole class can watch it. What happens is, the country become increasingly divided on moral issues, pretty much divided along class lines. It's true, the rich have never had the moral restrictions that the working-class have, *but* fifty years ago, if you went to a community college or Harvard, the ciriculum was pretty much the same. It's increasing difference, not bridging it. What good can ever come of that?

This is why I a NOT going to see KINSEY. I am so sick of seeing Liam Neeson going on every stupid show saying "Oh, I'm a poor repressed Irish Catholic, and the priests wouldn't let me masturbate when I was 12, but now I'm FREE AT LAST!" What an idiot. He sounds like such an uncool jerk. No one cares about what his life was like in Ireland in the 1950's; he makes it sound like he was in one of Sadaam's prisons or something. If he could be a bit objective, that's different, but he really seems to feel sorry for himself.

Khunrum writes: "I'll wager Liam found a dark corner to whack his tiny putz regardless of those mean Catholic Priests. Luke, you grew up in a "house of the Lord"...Did you experience the same repression? Where you able to masturbate in peace or did you have to hide in the tundra to exercise your little carrot?"

Wo writes:

Actually Liam Neeson is "hung like a donkey" according to Janice Dickenson, famous model and starf-cker, in her book "No Lifeguard on Duty."

She details one afternoon in Malibu she was photographing him and... "...He took of his shirt and I snapped a few pictures of him and told him to keep going. He didn't bat an eye. He peeled off his pants and an Evian bottle popped out. I mean, Jesus-the man was hung like a donkey."

She goes on to say that "...He f-cked my lights out. I thanked him, though God only knows why: I felt like I need an episiotomy."

So let's not be perpetuating any negative Hibernian stereotypes.

Fred writes:

I had a discussion with a buddy who is a prof at Cal State Hayward. I asked him a) why academics tend to be so left wing; and b)were academics always so far to the left?

My buddy comments that it is a by-product of having a young clientele that lacks money. They naturally tend to sympathize with the needs of their clientele, and their clientele generally live off of hand-outs from either the state or Mom and Dad.

Other possibilities--Profs also spend their time with people who are more irresponsible than older people. If you spend your career playing in a sandbox, you start acting like a six year old.

Also, given that they have life tenure, they can get away with being irresponsible, never have to grow up and do useful things, and get the state to pay for their projects.

Regarding academics who want to "study" porn, I suspect that basically they're pervs getting off on their work. I read somewhere that Careena Collins marrried some guy who was into S&M. Her husband works as a prison guard. Another situation where perhaps one's extra curricular interests shape their career.

Nick Manning vs Cheff Jeff

XXX writes: Chef Jeff is a KSEX Internet disc jockey. Last week he called Nick Manning a pussy and called him out to meet him wherever. This all stemmed from a scene Manning did with this guys fiancé. Anyway, Manning is going to KSEX tonight for, what Manning calls, satisfaction.

Shane Interview

She tells Hardcoregossip.com:

S: I licensed the trademark off to someone else and now I do Shane TV.

HCG: Why did you license it off then?

S: I was trying to adopt a baby.

HCG: Did you? S: No. I had him for a few months and the mom changed her mind.

HCG: Was the mom Sky?

S: Yes.

HCG: I recall this story. Didn't you and Billy Glide find Sky?

S: He did and brought her to me and I bought her a pair of boobies. I built her.[laughter]

HCG: Do you still talk? Are you friends?

S: I saw her at CES, which was the first time I had seen her since everything changed.

Janine Calls Her Rocco Shoot A 'Fiasco'

Janine tells Hardcore Gossip:

I think it is a very fine line, to see that forcefulness to a woman, but also you've got to see.the respect aspect of it. And here, there was none. It was a rough scene. I have never felt anything like this before. It was difficult. At one point my fist clenched and I wanted to break his jaw. You know? I had to pull myself back. I was going to continue with the scene, you know, whether I was black, blue, bloody, or crawling across the floor, I was going to finish that scene. I was going to give it my all because I don't like letting people down so I was going to go forward but why I had to stop the scene and chose not to work with [Rocco] anymore was because of the disregard for my safety. He decided to take it upon himself to take the tips off the condoms. That is not okay. The day before he had asked me if he could do this and I said no, you cannot, I am not on the pill. I am very fertile at his time and susceptible to getting pregnant again because I just had a baby ten months ago. Women are fertile.

I gave [Rocco] my reasons why and he gave me the big 'f-ck you, I'm going to do it anyway because I am Rocco.' It's not okay. This is not Budapest. Maybe it is okay in your neck of the woods but here in California it is not. I am a single mom with two kids and you are subjecting me to becoming pregnant. Yes, it is a minute possibility but if I do get pregnant, am I supposed to have it? I am supposed to get an abortion?

Video Team Owner Christian Mann Writes In About Paul Fishbein's Use Of Screeners In His Philadelphia Stores

Rodger Jacobs, AKA Martin Brimmer, wrote many screenplays for my company when Wes Emerson was directing movies for us. I'm surprised about his remark that Paul Fishbein's stores are stocked with screeners. My bet is that Rodger can only prove one instance of Paul's stores having a screener because I was involved in the deal with Paul and Rodger.

When Rodger decided to move from L.A. to Seattle (I think), in the mid 90's, he was broke and needed to evacuate his apartment or motel room. He came to me and offered to sell over 500 of his review copies that he had amassed over the years. I told him that I had no outlet for used VHS tapes, but then I had an idea. I asked Paul if he could use them in his stores. Paul wasn't interested, but I appealed to him to buy them because Rodger needed the help. Paul did it, through me (at my cost), as a favor to Rodger. When all was said and done, he bought the whole load and ended up tossing most of them as unusable. Paul reminded me then that it was a bad deal, but for the fact that it would help Rodger out. Rodger has now repaid Paul's kindness by hypocritically asserting that Paul sells review screeners, when in fact it was Rodger who sold his screeners. Am I the only one blown away by the irony?

From www.lukeisback.com:

Rodger Jacobs writes Gene: "[Philadelphia Magazine writer Richard] Rys interviewed me via telephone earlier this year for over 90 minutes. It was kind of a cathartic experience for me, actually, having only weks before resigned from AVN as a freelance contributor due to certain promises that were made and never kept by Tim Connelly. In my dispute with Tim, Paul took Connelly's side without ever hearing my version of events and that stung so I was willing to tell Rys a lot of interesting details, including but certainly not limited to the fact that Paul's stores are stocked with screeners."

Rodger Jacobs responds to Christian's comments: "Nobody knows half the politics going on here because they are personal politics. Nuthin' against Paul one iota but AVN has a lost a lot of good will in the industry since bringing Connelly aboard."

Rodger says he didn't know Gene was taping. He calls it a Luke F-rd tactic.

Travis writes: "Yup. Sure. Thousands of tapes representing dozens upon dozens of labels. I can just see the AVN warehouse crew working overtime to make sure that every screener gets sent back to every label after all the awards votes have been tallied. Hell, if truth be told, distros and producers would send AVN 100 free screeners of each title pre-nominated on the odds of getting a nomination. Tape - and DVD - is cheap."

Nicis Girls Investigation Marks The End Of An Era

Fast Eddie writes on TER:

Nici's is under investigation and it ain't over yet... Rumor is that another big agency might be biting the dust soon. I think the era of the out-there-for-all-to-see big money agency is near it's end. Too much scrutiny, too many forces combined against them, a moral shift in America... like the golden age of porn, I fear the golden age of PSE agencies is winding down. And don't be surprised if forums like this and Big Doggie soon follow. Let's be honest; aren't we all just a little surrised that LE hasn't cracked down long before now?

Thomas Jenkins writes:

LE did come down on the TBD a couple of years ago using the RICO laws... the case was thrown out of court. Don't you remember seeing "Exhibit A" being passed around the escort forums? It was the criminal complaint against the owners... Steve and some other guy whose name I can't remember. TBD was down for about a week before it was allowed back up by the courts. After the case was thrown out, TBD was sold... I am sure you know who bought it? A big name in the industry from out west.

Michelle Lay Interview

I talk by phone Tuesday afternoon with Michelle aka CaliforniaBadGirl.com aka Insanity Pictures. She hosts a KSEXradio.com show with Wankus every Wednesday night. It's a long drive from Malibu to Burbank during rush hour.

Luke: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Michelle: "An art teacher. I grew up in Michigan. Everything was pretty simple back there back then."

What did your family want you to be?

"I don't think it was every discussed. I grew up with just my mother. She was a single mother of three. It was more like, grow up to be something so that you can get out of the house."

Where was your father?

"I didn't know him. I didn't meet him until I was about 13. He was never in the picture. She had me when she was 17. She was brought up in a Catholic family. She stayed with her parents. He never really came around. When I was 13, I decided I wanted to find him. I knew where his mother lived. So I got in touch with him. Family reunion. Now I don't think I've spoken to him in the last 15 years. That's ok. I have my grandfather.

"I've got to be careful what I say. This is going to end up on the Internet. 'Michelle abused as a child. Had no father. That's why she ended up in porn. She hates men.' I know how you guys operate."

When did you lose your virginity?

"I was a late-bloomer. Fifteen or sixteen. It was the summer between ninth and tenth grade. And no, my first time wasn't pleasant."

How many guys did you sleep with by the time you graduated high school?

"Probably about three. I had one boyfriend from ninth grade up until I graduated. Then I had another serious boyfriend. I didn't start going crazy until I moved to Las Vegas [about eight years later in 1994]."

So what did you do after high school?

"I went to a community college and I worked in the financial aid department of another college -- Eastern Michigan University. I worked 8-5, but three days a week I left the office to go to my other class. Then I quit school and the other job in the office. I started bar tending and waitressing. I worked so many jobs. I worked at a cosmetics company for five years. Oops, that's going to give away my age. That's when I moved to Vegas.

"I waitressed at the Mirage during the day and at night I waitressed at a topless club. Then in 1998, I started dancing. About the same time, I moved to LA [but kept an apartment in Vegas and kept dancing there]. I commuted back and forth because the clubs in LA suck."

How did you get into porn?

"CaliforniaBadGirl was the first web site I started. It was all girl-girl. Me and my sexy girlfriends. I was popular in the amateur world.

"In 2000, I met Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo. She said, why don't you do porn? We need to get you a name. You can't be California Bad Girl. Michelle is your real name. Why not Michelle Lay? There was a singer in my day and her name was Michelle Lay. And I wanted to keep my real [first] name.

"I just started doing boy-girl. I just couldn't find a comfort zone to do it in front of the camera. I am shy. I don't like being watched. It was too close to home. I had to reach that comfort zone where I could let loose."

Now that you've been a slut, a dancer, had your own web site, done girl-girl and boy-girl, what's left?

"I'm going to keep it normal. I do anal. That just started too. I've done like six anal scenes."

You're practically a virgin.

"I just went over to Evoluation Erotica and I picked up my first anal scene. It was with Benjamin Bratt. I hate watching myself but I had to watch it.

"I like watching my home videos. They are nastier than sex in porn. I like watching real sex. I'm freakier in my personal life. I will do DPs and gangbangs in my personal life but not on camera."

How many men do you think you've slept with in your life?

"Twenty five to thirty. I know you think I'm lying but that to me is a slut. I'm married right now. I swear to God. Probably a few more women. The first woman I was with was in 1998."

Does your husband know you work in the porn industry?

"Yes. He likes it. We were minimal swingers beforehand. He always got off on seeing me with other guys.

"My first boy-girl scene was two years ago with Marc Davis for Adam & Eve. I did not do another boy-girl scene for a year-and-a-half later."

Do you do black guys?

"No. I have in my personal life but I won't for movies."

Because it will hurt your father?

"Shut up. I love Lexington Steele but he's too big. And I don't like the stereotypical way interracial is portrayed. The industry makes it too racial for me. Even the titles. Mrs. Jones Has A Negro Problem. Big Black ----- In Little White -----.

"Now what, Luke?"

What do you love and hate about this industry?

"I love it all. It's fun. It's easy. What I don't like about it? I don't know. Help me out here. Give me some good answers so that we can make this worth reading."

The people who give you STDs?

"I know you won't believe this either, but I've never caught anything. I'm selective with who I work for. If I won't f--- you for free, I'm not going to f--- you for pay. That is my motto. I enjoy my job. I don't ever want to come home one night from a scene and go, I can't believe I just f---ed him. Ooh, I hated it. I will never do something I'm not OK with.

"I'm way older and wiser than most of these girls in the business today. There should be an age limit. Some 18 year olds can handle it but the majority of them can't. Their minds haven't developed as fast as their bodies have.

"Today I was asked if I liked rough sex. I said yeah. I like being slapped a little bit, being choked having my hair pulled. 'Well, do you like being punched? Hit hard?' No. What girl does? I hear that's the new thing now. These rough beating hitting videos. I asked the guy if he was having trouble casting for these things? He said no."

How do you think California should handle its illegal Mexican immigrants?

"Shoot them. Send them to Iraq and bring our guys back. My husband is Mexican. Send him too. I tease him -- will you get out of that bag you came over the river in because it is getting stinky in here.

"His name is Reno. He directs and produces for Insanity. He's done a few scenes with me. We met [in January 1998] through mutual friends. I lived in Vegas and he's a California native."

When you do a scene, does he run to your side with a glass of cold water and wash the other guy's seed off you?

"Right. He cleans the guys cocks off too. No! He used to like watching. Now it's boring. Drive yourself."

Does he ever tell you to brush his teeth before you kiss him?

"No. He would rather taste it.

"It all depends on who I work with. No, he's not a fag."

Does he ever ask you to bring Nick Manning home?

"Why is this question here?

"I had never been with a girl prior to meeting my husband. It was his fantasy. The first girl I was with was a hooker because I didn't know how to find a girl. For two years with my husband, I was only with girls. Then my husband decided he wanted to bring a guy into the mix.

"The first guy I was ever with was someone from the industry. After that, I didn't know any other guys. I went on to an escort web site and I saw a picture of Nick Manning. I didn't know who he was.

"So one night it was me, my husband, and another girlfriend of mine. We were all lying around the house drinking and partying. Nick Manning was my hooker. I ordered him in. He f----- me and my friend.

"When he got here, he was looking all slimy. I love him to death. He's a good guy but he just had that long greasy hair. I said to my girlfriend, you ---- him first. He stayed an hour, got back in his car and left."

How much did you pay him? Did you tip him?

"No, we didn't tip him. We got away with cheaper than what he wanted. I think he wanted $600 and we ended up paying him $300. His thing was, dude, I'm a big porn star. I get paid big bucks to ---- chicks. My husband was like, dude, you're ----ing my hot wife and her hot friend. These aren't porn chicks."

How much do you normally have to pay men to have sex with you?

"How much would you charge me? Nick Manning is the only guy I've ever paid for sex.

"The person who drove him here was his girlfriend at the time, Shay Sights. She waited in the car."

Does your husband drive you to do your tricks?

"I don't do tricks. The only trick I perform is pulling a rabbit out of your ass.

"I don't have the guts to escort. I wish I did. Those girls make good money.

"There aren't as many screwed-up people in this business as people think. My neighbor looks like Ron Jeremy. He's going to be 50. He still thinks of porn as back in the '70s when it was illegal to shoot and they were doing it in the basement and there were trays of coke laying all over. He watched the movie Wonderland (2003) one too many times. I want to punch him because he thinks that's how it is today. I have never once seen a line of coke on a porn set. It's so corporate now.

"I think the main drug today is Vicodan.

Dads in the 'Hood

More black males get their GEDs in prison than graduate from high school.

Chyna Sex Tape

Chyna, the wrestler, has a sex tape out. Red Light District has it.

As previously reported, the sex tape that Sean "X-Pac" Waltman and Joanie "Chyna" Laurer made, as been sold to the same company that marketed the Paris Hilton video.

Laurer is currently taking part in VHI's fourth season of "The Surreal Life", which is a celebrity reality TV show. Last week, Waltman went to the "Surreal Life" set with a huge bouquet of flowers in an attempt to make up with Lauerer after a real-life argument they had. It ended up turning into a big scene, and it was all caught on tape.

This could be used on the show. Waltman and Laurer are currently together as a couple, and decided to have the tape make some money for them by being distributed by the company, rather than have it circulate unofficially.

The name of the tape is "One Night In China". The video company flew Waltman to China for a while and filmed him standing in front of landmarks in China, to use for promotion for the video. The company is hoping to get good publicity for the video, since they are riding on the tails of the Paris Hilton video, and Laurer will be starring in the previously mentioned VH1 TV series.

Quote of the Day

From l-keford.com: Asked if she'd rather deal with twelve contract stars or just two at the Vegas convention if one of the two was Taylor Hayes.

"I'd take the twelve any day." -Vivid's Marci Hirsch

Nici's Girls Investigation

Essay on Nicis Girls.

TODAY the News of the World smashes a major international vice ring involving a string of top models and celebrity tarts.

The racket's star-studded catalogue of girls for rent includes a BBC presenter, a British supermodel, a Hollywood actress and an international catwalk queen.

The global operation-called Nici's Girls and run by Los Angeles madam Michelle Braun -is now being investigated by the FBI after a daring undercover probe led by our famous Fake Sheik.

Last night the American law agents were studying a damning series of e-mails and conversations, secretly taped by our team, as they were offered a stream of high-profile girls willing to have sex from £10,000 a time.

A spokesman for the FBI's Organised Crime and Racketeering Department said: "The evidence suggests this is a huge multi-million dollar operation. Our investigation is ongoing and we're grateful for all the material that you have provided."

It's another major coup for our scandal-busting Fake Sheik.

His record of scoops includes the Toongate affair as Newcastle United bosses Doug Hall and Freddie Shepherd romped with prostitutes, champion jockey Kieren Fallon promising his horse will lose, and Sophie Wessex's PR partner blatantly trading off her royal name.

Millionairess Braun's agency has a client list which reads like a Who's Who of politicians, high-flying businessmen and showbiz stars. They include a well-known film producer with 70 movies to his name.

The fallout of our exposé will rival the scandal of Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood madam jailed for running an A-list call-girl racket.

Braun's organisation has worked in partnership with a London vice queen as well as agents across Europe.

VIP punters are recruited by word of mouth, and only those considered wealthy enough are given access to Braun's secret website which details top models, actresses and Playboy pin-ups up for hire.

Customers pay up to £40,000 for a night of passion with Nici's Girls, as well as providing first-class air tickets and five-star hotel accommodation.

It took our team, posing as Arab businessmen, several months to infiltrate the ring.

We only gained Braun's trust after one of her regulars, a wealthy Middle Eastern client, vouched for us. One of the lighter moments on our tapes being studied by the FBI is when our man, the sheik's aide, is booking a very famous cover girl but warns that his boss doesn't speak good English so doesn't want lots of chat...

INVESTIGATOR: "She would be understanding of that, wouldn't she?"

MADAM: "Yeah, I mean XXXXX is more like a sexpot, you know? Very girlie and kinda cutesy, but she's not brilliant, she's not going to talk too much. She doesn't really have too much to say (laughter).

"She kinda survives on the fact that she's very sexy and knows how to use her body, you know?"

Braun's London counterpart, who uses the name Chrissie and operates from Hampstead, is the madam who recruited former Gossard bra girl Sophie Anderton (opposite) as a hooker.

Chrissie bragged to an undercover reporter: "You'd be surprised at some of the personalities that have worked as escorts for us. Lots of them are household names, others have rich and well-known partners. At the moment we have several top models and celebrities.

"I can book you a stunning girl who appears on BBC TV as a presenter but it's not cheap.

"She'll see you abroad and you have to pay for her time as well as flights and a separate hotel room. She'll obviously slip into your room for the night but must be booked in under her own name for safety. It'll cost you £10,000.

"We don't advertise our services, it really is a word of mouth thing. None of our girls can risk their careers so we have to vet our clients and all new business is by referral to us."

For legal reasons we can't name the girls for hire but...

THE BBC GIRL is a tall, sexy blonde in her early thirties. She is single, stylish and has an army of male admirers.

THE HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS is a rising star in her late twenties. She is brunette, single, and directors love her for her natural beauty and understated style.

THE CATWALK QUEEN is a blonde party lover in her mid-twenties. Never seen in the same outfit twice.

THE BRIT SUPERMODEL is also single and is known for for her sultry good looks.

Madam Chrissie added: "Lots of girls on the catwalks and international modelling circuit can be yours for a price. Most like to travel to the Caribbean, Dubai, Mauritius or some other exotic location.

"It's much safer for them and they can claim they're there for a modelling shoot."

Chrissie then told us she had recently severed links with Hollywood madam Braun after fearing she was under investigation.

"We had a website together but we've had to close it down," she added. "If anything went wrong it'd be another Heidi Fleiss case but a hundred times worse.

"The papers would go mad if the names in our little black book came out-I mean the girls who do the odd whoring job on the side AND the clients."

Earlier this year supermodel Sophie Anderton confessed how she got caught up in Chrissie's vice web. And how a date with an Italian businessman, fixed by Chrissie, turned into prostitution when she was paid around £5,000 for a night with him.

"It was in January," she said. "I was hanging out with girls I would certainly not be hanging out with now.

"A couple of them were models. I assumed the rest of them were too. I found out later that a lot of them weren't-and that they were escort girls instead.

"One evening, one of the girls told me she'd passed my mobile phone number to this woman. I was told she had lots of contacts in the fashion industry.

"I now realise she was a vice-girls' madam. At the time I was drinking a lot and taking cocaine. If I hadn't been on drugs I'd have thought there was something very strange about the whole thing.

"But back then I felt awful about myself. I had no money and my modelling career was dead. I thought these people were my friends."

Sophie, 27, said the date in Florence began with a meal and some drinks.

She had split with her lover, former Chelsea goalie Mark Bosnich, and felt special with all the attention being paid to her.

Sophie was plied with drugs before they headed back to the hotel.

"When we finally got back to the hotel room, the man gave me more cocaine," said Sophie.

"We kissed and spent the night together. When I woke up he had gone. I found a Christian Dior handbag on the bed."

Inside was an envelope stuffed with cash and a note saying her date had "a lovely time".

Sophie said: "I was horrified. I realised I'd literally been paid for sex. That made me a prostitute. I felt dirty and abused."

It was a few days later she discovered vice boss Chrissie had been actively hawking Sophie's body around to punters.

And when the madam contacted her again and asked if she would visit some Arab clients Sophie wisely refused. 

Who are the celebrities above?

PornKings posts on GFY: "I remember when I got an email from her for a ex of mine. Let's just say I was very surprised. A lot of celebs will f--- for 10k. I would."

Bangbus Spied on by a local TV station

Jigg writes on GFY:

WPLG has gone undercover with the BangBus people and ambushed them. It airs tomorrow at 11pm. They teased it as hardcore porn being filmed on "our streets" and of course women being exploited.

Pipecrew writes: "I was there when it went down. It happened outside a Starbucks. We got ambushed."

BB Jordan writes on JBM:

You will be surprised when you watch this tommorow, Our recruiter is top knotch, 100% business and warns girls basically they could be celebrities once they get on the bus.. He then gets ambushed coming out of starbucks and gets hit with a question like "how do you like exploiting girls" come on, that is soo bull---- and could happen to anyone in this business. The 4 page Bull---- Article in the Miami New Times was much worse, claiming we were all on drugs, forcing girls against there will on the bus and many other f--ked up things, that article was about 85% complete bull---- and the guy giving them all there information was a stunt cock we fired a while back who was bitter... There basis for a company history was taken from a joke interview that we gave AVN years and years ago.. We will just see yet another increase in sales, that's about it.

The end to credit card processing is near?

Brad Shaw writes on JBM: "So says this ad I saw for ebillme. Would be better to show a bunch of webmasters jumping off a cliff to make the point."

Will Hansen Doesn't Feed The Gossip Monster

I emailed Will from MonarchModels.com and Inter-Avid Productions Inc. for an interview. He replied:

I will not be granting your request for an interview at this time as I don't engage in gossip in the Adult industy nor any other for that matter (although I do read it on occasion). Veronica is free to say whatever she would like. The fact that up until now you have only mentioned the name of my company once in your column (and that was only an actress stating we were her first shoot), shows that I do my business, do it quietly/professionally and have only read a single negative complaint online (this was on adultdvdtalk) from one porn actress, you've guessed it........Veronica Lynn. Veronica has her own problems to deal with (which is why, I am sure, she cannot keep an agent) and I don't care to be associated with someone of her lowly stature.

Nina Hartley, Ira Levine Get AVN Nominations

Ira Levine writes:

Usually, I get shut out of AVN's Specialty Video awards categories, for reasons that remain obscure, but this year, thanks to Nina, we got nommed twice:

Best Specialty Video - BDSM - Nina Hartley's Private Sessions 13
Best Specialty Video - Other Genre - Nina Hartley's Guide to Spanking

Nina writes: "We'll see! I just know I"ll be looking sharp. I pick up my outfit tomorrow. Red leather corset with a black leather skirt. It's going to be lovely, I know!"

Nina's workout regime:

I work out twice a week with my trainer, though he's retiring next week and I'll have to find some place else to work out, sadly. On top of that, I have sex about five hours a week, and I always put out a lot of energy to do that! I have no kids, don't drink or smoke. I eat what I want, but try to watch the portions. No fad diets for me!

XXX: 30 Porn Star Portraits

From The New Yorker:

Let's just say that Jenna Jameson, the reigning goddess of porn cinema, looks considerably more convincing nude than clothed, while the opposite may be true of Tera Patrick. Also, that Briana Banks, who agreed to Greenfield-Sanders's suggestion that she adopt the pose of Cézanne's "Bather," makes a very good try but doesn't quite succeed, and that Ron Jeremy, whose résumé shows that he has appeared in "more than 1,750 films," could handle the "Laocoön" without batting an eye.

Spanning both worlds with effortless brio, Greenfield-Sanders, lean and stylish in a black Jil Sander suit, fielded compliments and made introductions. "Ben Stiller, meet Tawny Roberts! . . . Mary Boone, this is Chi-Chi LaRue. . . . Oh, and Nina Hartley! Nina is one of the biggest stars, as well as my introduction to so many others. She's one of the smartest people I've ever met-and I've photographed James Watson! In fact, he was going to come tonight, but I guess he didn't make it."

Rocco Siffredi Interview

From Hardcoregossip:

HCG: Did it freak you out to play a gay guy [in the mainstream movie Anatomy of Hell]?

RS: No. Honestly, not too much, because for me to get a blowjob from a guy would have been easier than to kiss the guy. I thought the kiss was too much because it was too intimate, but the blowjob would have been easier because I can make my dick hard, whatever.

HCG: You can close your eyes.

RS: It's what we do, we are used to just getting hard. I thought for the movie, it would have been much more right to have a kiss, that is why I did it. Nobody forced me to do it. It was my idea, so that people would look at me like a real actor and not just Rocco Siffredi the porn star. Who is going to believe I'm gay?

I had fun with Belladonna and a few girls in America, but usually it is just better working with European girls. They start out better I think. For example, in this movie, today is the last day of the movie, my last movie, and I didn't get f-cked one time right. Everything was just wrong. Once people are in a position of importance, it's like they can't just lower themselves and say let's have fun. In every scene I have had to deal with problems of ego. Like my first scene of this movie, with Tawny Roberts, I got a black eye. I don't know the reason.

Actually that scene was one of the nice ones, even though it was completely f-cked up because she was drunk so I couldn't f-ck how I wanted to.

The Real John Holmes Wonderland Murders Exposed

Laurie Holmes, the widow of John Holmes, writes on RAME:

Laurie Holmes In Conjunction With Hollywood Adult Video Is Proud To Announce The Coming Production "The Real John Holmes" The Wonderland Murders Exposed.

For years, Laurie Holmes, widow of John and successor to his estate, has suffered through production after production professing to tell the real story of The Man, The Myth, The Legend John C. Holmes.

From the insufferable rip-off of "Boogie Nights" to the truly reprehensible Lions Gate Production "Wonderland" all have been discredited by John's very own autobiography "Porn King".

HEAR WHAT JOHN SAYS ON THE TAPES THAT MADE THE FBI SO INTERESTED!

John's autobiography was written verbatim from a number of tape recordings he made before his death. In the controversial tapes, John opines on many subjects not the least of which is the notorious Wonderland Murders Case.

Laurie Holmes has kept the tapes under constant lock and key and has only allowed relevant authorities to peruse them both out of respect for members of John's immediate family and her own safety.

Now....John Holmes' audio recordings will be revealed to the world once and for all in the new cinematic production "The Real John Holmes". The public will finally be privy to the truth about the Wonderland Murders and many other controversial subjects.

WHY DID THE L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT TURN DOWN AN OPPORTUNITY TO HEAR THE TAPES?

WHY DID THE WRITERS AND PRODUCERS OF "WONDERLAND" TOTALLY IGNORE THEM?

OCTOBER 2004 - LAURIE HOLMES RECEIVES A CALL FROM THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ABOUT WONDERLAND THE MOVIE --- YOU DECIDE FOR YOUR SELF IF DETECTIVE LANG'S OLD GLOVE REALLY FITS THE MEMORY OF THE PORN KING!

Rocco Siffredi's Not Aging Well

Jeff writes on RAME:

It looks like the Italian Stallion isn't holding up too well. His face looks strange as does his skin (kind of cadaver or corpse like), he has lost quite a bit of his hair and much of his former muscular physique. In fact, he looks too skinny. I wonder if he has any health problems, like Hepatitis, etc.? Or maybe maintaining the perfect look was just too much work. One site actually claimed he is a "notorious coke-head and wife beater".

AM writes: "When porn stars start looking haggard, it is almost always due to drugs."

Nobody writes:

All that anal action with all those euro sluts. Those women in his movies look great but you have to realize most of them are street prostitutes and there is very little testing done on them compared to US porn industry. Add to that the fact that Rocco had them doing major anal and in some cases gs stuff all unprotected. The euro babes probably prefer doing porn in US more than overseas because they get paid better, are protected more thru testing, and don't have to do more extreme stuff.

Brianna Banks' Worst Experience In Porn

King Fuzz writes on RAME:

Briana was on Howard Stern this morning and spoke about a movie she made that was the worst experience of her life. She was dressed like a schoolgirl and did anal for 8 hours. Afterwards, she dropped out of the business for 2-3 months and when she returned she "reinvented" herself as the name Briana Banks. Anyone know what movie it was?

Nick East Interview

I first heard about Nick East in the October 30, 1995 Susan Faludi New Yorker article on deceased porner Cal Jammer.

Nick East lent his memoirs overnight to Susan. She later wrote: "It turned out to be less an account of a life than a mystical wish fulfillment, in which a "guardian angel" materializes one day as Nick's driving cross country and promises to be his divine guide through life. The angel first appears to a grateful Nick East in the clothes and guise of his father."

In 6/96, Nick said: "Susan Faludi didn't understand my book. She crapped on it because she's writer. She was jealous. You can't expect a feminist to understand a man's thoughts. I thought that for the most part, her article was accurate. I just wish she hadn't thrown those jabs at me. I had done nothing to deserve that.

"Susan left out a lot of details that would have made sense of what I said. She just left in the more shocking things. She said that I claim that the government tricked American women into working, and that's not what I was saying. I tried to point out that when I was a kid, my dad - with only a highschool education - could afford to have a wife, three kids and buy a house and my mother didn't have to work [outside the home]. Now, in the '90s, that way of life is impossible. Both the man and the woman have to work to get by. That means the work force has doubled and the pay is less. The question Susan Faludi originally asked was, 'Why do I think so many young women are willing to take their clothes off to make a living?' And I said because they all have to work these days."

...........

I call Nick November 14, 2004. Ten days earlier, I'd seen him at World Modeling. Nick East Nick East

Why did you leave the industry in 2001?

"I wanted to attempt to have a real life. A normal life. I was in a relationship. It was going sour due to my occupation. I always wanted to settle down and have kids anyway. I moved back to Ohio. I was going to send for her when I got a job and got things squared away. Well, within a month of me getting to Ohio, she was pregnant with someone else's kid.

"I stuck it out there for three years. I was installing satellite dishes. My past started to get in the way. After three years of being in the real world, I realized there was no such thing as leaving porn and being able to lead a normal life. I had some people that would be jealous and other people would be prejudiced. Then there would be the people who felt that I'd had it so easy for so long, that I should have to pay the price for coming back into the normal world. I wouldn't get the same routes as other installers who were my equal. They would send me to the far end of Ohio to do one job while the guy next to me would be right down the street.

"When you go into the real world, they don't make it easy. The people in the real world don't want me there. Then you'd have the people who would be questioning: Why did he leave? He says it was for love but what was it really?

"I finally realized that there was no such thing as making it in the real world. I was never going to live down my past. Being stuck with a label that was going to be with me the rest of my life, I decided I might as well make the most of it and go back to doing what I enjoy for a living. When I was installing satellite dishes, there wasn't a day that went by that I didn't sit up on somebody's roof and think, what am I doing here? One day I got up and said, I'm going back to LA. As soon as I had it all squared away to come out, it was May. I'm walking by the television. CNN is on. The announcer says the porn industry is shut down. What? I was packing.

"I waited an extra month. When I got the word the industry was running again, I came out in July. I love my job but I won't have to be doing it for much longer."

Why is that?

"Because I am getting published.

"After I finished writing the book, some strange things happened that scared me to the point where I hid my book. It took me ten years for me to come to grips with everything that happened after I wrote my book and say I was going to get it published anyway. The first publishing company I sent it to [Publish America], jumped on it.

"The name of my book is The Orion Compass. It's a spiritual autobiography. I could easily be put in the Guiness Book of World Records for having the most number of strange coincidences that all tied together. They all point to the same spot -- that I am being used. By something."

Extraterrestrials?

"No. I have a guardian angel."

What implications does it have to have a guardian angel? How does it affect your life?

Nick can't think of anything.

Missy Monroe Interview

Missy Monroe (missymonroexxx AT yahoo.com), born in 1984, calls me Sunday at 10:14 am. She says she's been up since 8 am but she sounds sleepy.

I begin: When you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Missy: "An actress."

What did your family want you to be?

"Like a doctor. Something that people will look at and respect."

What work did your parents do?

"My mom worked in a hospital. She does heart monitoring in ICU. My dad was a bad boy. He was a truck driver and a paramedic and he didn't work for a long time and he was all screwed up. Now he's out in Florida doing something. In the Army or something."

Was he around?

"Not after I was 12."

Do you think that if he had been around you had had a good relationship with him, you would've ever done porn.

"Good question. Maybe if I had had more parental supervision and I wasn't f---ing at 12 years old. But my mom worked graveyard shift since I was 12. I had all the time in the world to do whatever I wanted."

Were you getting into trouble?

"All the time. In eighth grade, I was voted most famous flirt. I was always bad. I was hanging out with the older boys. Just being naughty all round. I grew up in Las Vegas. Sin City."

Were you doing drugs?

"I used to. By the time I graduated high school at age 17, I'd slept with 150 guys. But I never had an STD until I got into porn [chlamydia]. You get f---ed up a lot when you are out there. I usually didn't do anything with the guys at school...but with guys over 18. I came on to most of them. I went to a lot of college parties. I had a 34D bra in sixth grade [still her bra size]. My mom's a DDD."

Aside from football players, what kind of crowd did you hang out with in high school?

"The gothic crowd. They dressed in black and wore spikes on their arms. I was the little blonde running around in designer clothes."

Cindy Crawford the porn star was a senior when Missy was a freshman.

"I was an all right student. I graduated. My GPA was 3.3 [same as mine]."

Did you take the SATs?

"No. I took the test to go into the army. Then the war started and I thought, never mind."

Have you traveled outside the United States?

"I've got a passport but I haven't gone yet. I was supposed to go to Europe with Elegant Angel. Two days before, we talked about money. I make $12,000 more a month than they wanted to give me. I decided it was in my best interest not to go.

"Then they took Tiana Lynn in place of me."

The girl who tested positive for Hepatitis C antibodies.

"So she can work out there without them knowing. But I let Steve Holmes know, because he was out there at the time. I told him not to let her work without condoms."

How did you get into porn?

"I grew up in Las Vegas. I was doing topless dancing at Cheetahs. They changed it so you had to be 21 because they served alcohol. I didn't want to do all-nude dancing. Because most of the girls who do that actually ---- the dudes [in the club in the cubicles].

"I looked in the Las Vegas Weekly. Nude photoshoot for $600. So I did that [in April 2003]. They referred me to an agent and they flew me out to LA.

"My boyfriend didn't know I was doing it. Typical porn chick."

She laughs.

How did your boyfriend find out?

"I guess he kinda was like at a newsstand and he picked up a magazine and I was on the front of it and he opened it up and saw a big cock in my mouth. Oh man, I got called every name in the book. But he still wanted to be with me. I really liked him. I stopped doing porn from October to April [2004, when she moved to LA]."

What made you go back to porn?

"He's a loser. He's a mechanic but he was out of work and he wouldn't let me work. I said I didn't want to be a bum. I could take care of myself. I don't need you dragging me down."

So you moved out here.

"Now I'm up for Best Starlet and Best Scene. I've found about 60 of my movies online."

Which is your favorite?

"The one I was nominated for -- Double Teamed 2. Axel Braun. It was me, Lauren Phoenix, Ben English, and Mr. Pete. And Michael Stefano's Teens Revealed 4. It was the first time I had worked with him. I don't think I really knew how to get f----- until then. I think I just had a bunch of sucky people until he f----- me. After that, I found all the great performers. My scenes became so much better. They made me into a nasty slut."

And you weren't before?

"Not as much as I am now. I squirt like crazy."

What do you love and hate about the industry?

"I love when the camera's on me and I close my eyes and I just imagine the hundreds of men [engaging in autoeroticism]. I hate the girls in the industry who are just here for money."

How did your family react?

"When I started dancing, my mom was like, you can't hang out with your little sister any more. You can't do this and that. Then I started doing porn. And she's like, please go back to dancing.

"I left my ex-fiance for [porn]. She understands. My dad is cool. If he were a girl, he'd be a porn star. He's my '70s dad. He had fun in the '70s, '80s and '90s."

What do you like to do when you are not working?

"Play with my dog. Read all the gossip about me. I go to the beach once in a while and shopping. I don't have a life. I shop and come home and sit by myself."

Do you read books?

"Yeah. I like Danielle Steele. My mom used to read those books with Fabio on the cover. When I was a little kid, me and the neighbor boy posed for the covers and were all naked and stuff. That was fun. I was four years old. I got into romances. Sexy."

Do you prefer to date people inside or outside of the industry?

"Does anybody want to date me? Give them my number. I don't know anybody outside the industry anymore. I go to parties once in a while but it is always porn people. The chances point towards a porn person if I date somebody. Porn's my boyfriend."

Who's your agent?

"Me."

Who were your agents?

"Cherry Modeling and Dick Nasty but they didn't work out for me."

How come you don't have a website [well, she does - missymonroe.com]?

"I don't have a webmaster to build one for me. Anybody who likes to make money off me.

"I remember when I was in Vegas, the first guy who ended up shooting me said, 'You're my cash cow. In a year or so, when you start getting fans.' Then he released my stuff."

You've got this take-me-look in some of your pictures on your website?

"Do I?" she breathes softly.

You look like this naive little girl that just wants to be taken.

"Those are horrible pictures. They are ugly, ugly, ugly."

You look innocent.

"I don't like those pictures. My hair is short like a little boy and my face is all chubby. I've got about 15-more pounds on. I don't like looking all young but I guess probably do like that."

Yeah.

She laughs. "I'm such a dork."

Missy stands 5'6" and weighs 123 pounds. She measures 34D-24-32.

How have you changed from working in porn?

"I'm more responsible. Before when I lived in Vegas and worked in JC Penneys or Dominos, I may have done a little bit of unnecessary drugs and getting myself in trouble. Porn has cleaned me up. I did meth for a while. I've been clean now for two years. I've got so much good stuff in my life now. I have a nice apartment. I've got my dog. I've got everything I would ever need."

What do you do to stay in shape?

"I eat lots of pizza. I go to work in the morning and I stick an enema up my ass. I'm on the enema diet. I lost so much weight once I started doing anal. I eat a lot. I smoke weed. That's expensive."

Who are your friends in the industry?

"John Strong. Steve Holmes. All the Red Light District people. We go bowling and to dinner. Jerry Tanenbaum and his wife Helen."

Why Are Porn Stars Better Looking Today Than In The '70s?

TSCFan writes on ADT:

It's just not pornstars who "look much better" today than they used to. My oldest brother, 30, joked with me last year that he wished that when he was growing up the girls he knew looked like the girls do now. I've even had men in that age area say similar things to me when I was working as a video store clerk. They'd be like, "Damn, I don't want to feel like a pervert or something. I mean I have a daughter of my own now. But I can't help but look at all these 18-year-olds and college girls and notice how sexy they look." See what I am getting at? It's an issue larger than just porn. But then accepting my assertion that most women in my age area (18-24) that flow into porn are more attractive than they used to be then why do so many of them go into porn? Surely, they realize that they are hot enough to model and if they do go into porn surely they are smart enough to realize that they are sexy enough to be in high class adult magazines. Well, this is where the generalization of "Jenna Jameson" comes in. VH1 did a documentary on this, exploring the life of adult pin-ups and many people in it said that the new girls who come in have no interest in being a model or even an actress. They just want to be the "next Jenna". It's the whole "it's cool to like porn now" mentality. Then again, you could look at it from a generational/sociological standpoint and assert that the current generation is not as committed to hard work as ones that preceded them. This has been a trend or misconception since WWII. So, for an attractive girl looking to pay her way through college it is a lot more lucrative to just go into porn than get a job as a waitress or something.

Whipper writes: "Porn is much more established and has been around long enough that younger girls know all about it. Hell, I'd bet that a very large percentage of today's crop of performers saw their dad's porn collection! Not too mention the increasing acceptance of blowjobs as a means of social intercourse (no pun intended)."

BJfan writes: "Even Peter North said that both the male & female pornstars today are much better looking then when he started out."

Rocco writes:

Let me break down the history of "the woman". I think it has to do with three things:

1. In the 60's-70's and early 80's there was still a stigma associated with women working, showing too much skin...that carried over from the 50's utopian/puritan idealogical based psychological norm found in such shows as the Brady Bunch, Leave it to Beaver, and other mind numbingly retarted shows.

2. Now that women have come into their own, with more opportunities and flexibility in how their viewed, they developed a stigma that to be a woman, means to look good, to essentially represent what beauty is. Which I don't think was so much the case in the 60s-70s and early 80's. This propelled from the invention of panty hose and women shaving their legs and television and magazines telling women how to think and other things feminists hate, has caused this change over time. You can see this getting more intense as women get more plastic surgery than ever to look like some famous star on tv. Color there hair, having tons of clothes and shoes, etc. So really it has also a lot to do with who these women are trying to imitate or who's in the spotlight during a particular decade. Britney Spears or Madonna.

3. With more and more women trying to represent beauty and all things good and more and more "independent" women being forced into the working world, they are picking bad jobs. Think about how many beautiful women you've met who work at places where they can't be making more than say $10 an hour.

So you have a more independent woman taking on the role of representing beauty, who come to realize the harsh realities of not making that much money, who chase other guys who don't make that much money and end up in poverty. More beautiful women scraping the barrel for a quarter equals more beautiful women in porn.

What I Think About Homosexuality and Sodomite Marriage

I normally don't like letting others express my opinions for me, but while reading the feedback section of Cathy's blog, I encountered writings of two correspondents who neatly summed up why I, and most similarly sane heterosexual men, will never be sympathetic to the cause of homosexuality.

First, one Christopher West wrote in:

The bottom line in all discussions of gays and gay rights is this: most psychologically healthy heterosexual men will always view homosexuals with disgust. Oh, I know, gays like to view this revulsion as a fear, not disgust, and to that end they have settled on the word "homophobic" to describe this, but believe me, it's disgust, not fear (unless you have been raped by one of these in predator mode).

But why should heterosexuals be disgusted with homosexuals? Because men naturally prefer life to sh--. The thrust of heterosexual sex is an activity that is responsible for virtually all complex life on earth. It's locus is the vagina, the portal through which passes all such life, and which therefore is sacred to mankind. Homosexual sex, on the other hand, has no reproductive component, and its locus is the anus/rectum, the portal through which passes all of life's sh--. Healthy men naturally prefer life to sh--, and healthy men naturally abhor men who lust after ---- or activities that are apt to get sh-- all over their penises. What gay men do to other men is disgusting to most people and always will be, no matter that they be Christian or Jew or Muslim or Hindu or atheist; white or black or hispanic or chinese; liberal or conservative. Homosexual sex and the people who need it will always disgust the vast majority of the human race.

Politically, I hope you keep gunning for acceptance as the full equals of heterosexuals. As a conservative white man, I know you won't get it, and it only serves to strengthen my political causes. But know this - you drama queen democrats will never win an election so long as you make gay fantasies part of your platform. They stink of sh--.

His views were buttressed by the comments of one "Mark:"

Liberace, no less, was quoted once as saying he could understand why the physical behavior associated with male homosexuality made many people uncomfortable. I bet even quite a few liberals (including gays ones) in the back of their minds do go "bleech" when they think of male homosexuality OR, at the very least, the goofy androgynous aspects evident in some males and females----hell, some of the jokes in "Will and Grace" could be perceived as gay bashing. And, OK, Ellen Degeneris is gay, but does that mean she'd wilt and die if she had to wear less masculine clothing?

How many parents---liberal ones included---will say, "Oh, look at our son Johnny going out on a date with the captain of the high school football team. We're so happy and proud!!" Or, "Look at our teenage daughter Susan smooching with the girl from next door. Isn't that adorable?!"

I think Christopher and Mark are spot-on. (And what word should take the place of "homophobia," to better describe the disgust - not fear - that most normal men feel towards homosexuality? I must ask my wordsmith friends.) It suffices to note that support for gay marriage is not to be found amongst ATJs (aspiring Torah Jews, which is what my Jewish swami in New York says I really am), Muslims, or honest Christians. And no heterosexual father looks at his infant son and dreams of seeing him someday standing in a church or mosque or temple, getting married to another man with sodomy on his mind. That's just how life is, and the sooner all you gay people acknowledge this, the faster the Democratic party can get back on its feet and Hollywood can feel better about itself.

Thoughts On HBO's Pornucopia

Fast Eddie writes:

First off, once again I can't believe the chutzpah the adult industry has in allowing themselves to be put under the microscope... they never come out looking good.

Two, I'd love to ---- Katie Morgan... any girl who gets busted for carrying 100 lbs. of weed into the U.S. from Mexico then turns to the porn business to become legitimate is a girl I HAVE to meet.

Third, props to (new, thin) Al Goldstein... I never thought I'd ever say that, but he put the industry and AVN into perspective... girl's thanking their parents for their support for winning an award for sucking c---... Al, I hate to admit, has really codified just how absurd this business has become. Let's face it... porn doesn't belong in the mainstream. It's salacious and dirty and is best when it stays underground. It was a lot more fun when you knew the girls who were doing it were horny little mymphos, without aspirations of making a name for themselves or moving into mainstream projects.

Fourth, Jonathan Morgam is an asshole... I used to really like Jonathan... and the fact that he was the boyfriend of one of my ATF's, Kylie Ireland's didn't hurt; he seemed to approach the business with a sense of humor which I apprecaited. But his smug attitude on this series along with his appearance on 20/20's "expose" on Belladonna has turned me off to Jonathan... he's become a hack.

Fifth, OK, I admit it... Jenna Haze is hot... just don't make me listen to her laugh...

Sixth, Well, what can I say... it's a real hoot to see a girl I've f---ed on an HBO series. Hopefully in the next five parts, there'll be more ladies I've had the pleasure to have met.

JL writes: "I liked porno better when it was on black and white 8mm film and the picture was grainy and a little out of focus and it was dirty and only perverts watched that sort of thing, but now its going mainstream and its on your TV and in your house and some how it lost its appeal and its not the same."

Is Luke A Nancy Boy?

I watched The Searchers (1956). I fear that it was racist.

Mike Albo replies: "You didn't pay attention closely enough, then...you nance. I don't know why I bother trying to help you. You are a hopeless blockhead with extremely feminine leanings. Why don't you just buy the Best of Liberace CD and put on your makeup?"

Rodger Jacobs writes:

You silly boy. John Ford's movie isn't racist but the protagonist portrayed by John Wayne is - that's the central conflict of the story. Will Ethan Edwards kill his young niece once he finds her because of his disgust with her assimilation into the Native American culture? I can't believe you misinterpreted the movie.

Remember that Ethan fought on the side of the Confederacy in the Civil War. His views on race were pretty well established by that slice of back story. The story itself did not take a stand against inter-race relations - Ethan did. And in the end he accepted his niece as she was. He had grown. Next to the cattle trail boss in "Red River", Ethan Edwards was the most conflicted character John Wayne ever portrayed on screen.