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Yesterday's News Tomorrow - Luke's New Book Here's the paperback cover Hardcover New Tour Explores L.A.'s X-Rated Movie Scene (Wireless Flash) -- Los Angeles tourists who want to bone up on the adult film industry will soon have their chance. An adult motion picture journalist named Luke is offering something called "Porn Valley Tours" -- tours of L.A.'s erotic landmarks. Some of the lewd landmarks on the tour include the spot where porn star Savannah shot herself in 1994, and the World Modeling Agency, where various aspiring adult film stars go for their big breaks. Some tour groups may also visit actual porn film sets, which Ford says "can be a turn-on for the first four times or so." The Porn Valley Tours will officially begin June 25 and will cost $25 a pop. Luke plans on giving the first tours himself, but, if successful, he hope to hire scantily clad tour guides as soon as possible. Luke's Magical Mystery Porn Valley Tour Chaim Amalek writes: See, one of the benefits of dating a jewess is the motivation to become prosperous that it provides. To date the jewess is to spend lots of money, and if you are to come by that money honestly you will have to work smarter and harder, at least until you marry and impregnate her. The porn tour is not such a bad idea. Kenny Kramer, the putative model for the character "Cosmo Kramer" of the jewish Seinfeld show made a mint for himself with his "Seinfeld Reality Tour" in Manhattan. You can do the same with porn-star tours in LA, but I suggest you charge more money for it. Tours should include aids clinics, the local bus depot where many a porn star was discovered, the Larry Flynt building, etc. And each tour should end at the Museum of Tolerance. Tell folks that you will be waiting for them right behind the door labeled "tolerant" to give the unsatisfied among them refunds. I suspect that in no time at all, you will have to rent some large buses to handle the spurt in business. Time to prove that you really are worthy of Honey's jewish genes by making this go. Now, some of the pornets will object to having their homes on the tour. Not surprising, as all big stars value their privacy - Hollywood or Valley, it's all the same, no? As for giving out their real names too, this is more troubling. On the other hand, if everyone thinking of going into porn knew that you would quickly strip them of their false identities, perhaps fewer innocent young Christian girls would be defiled at the hands of swarthy, bagel-eating, greedy porners. Clearly there are good arguments on both sides, but I think I come down on the side of NOT divulging the christian names of these young women. Lynne writes: Luke, I like your idea of a porn tour. So many of the manufacturers have tried so hard to be discreet about their locations, and you could ruin that for them instantly. You could start in the West Valley and finish in Laurel Canyon at the site of the Wonderland Massacre. In between, I would suggest a stop at a distributor, because the sight of thousands of videotapes piled on shelves is very impressive, and a stop at World Modeling, because the sight of dozens of porners piled on the sofa is very impressive. For an extra $5, your guests will receive a genuine World Modeling Polaroid of themselves in the nude (a great souvenir for the family photo album, don't you think?) For another $5.00, the Deluxe Tour could include a visit to an actual porn shoot. You will have to kick back some of that money to the producer, but it would be welcomed. Many porn shoots no longer have room in their budgets for condoms, so not only would you be exploiting the performers, but doing something really valuable at the same time, like keeping them alive. NJG says your driving is really atrocious, and, since you have few enough true fans as it is, I hesitate to consign them to the back of your van. Your van is more suited to smuggling illegal aliens who don't care about such niceties as seat belts, door handles or air conditioning. And you do not speak Japanese, so you will need an adorable Asian "I'm really a molecular biologist" porn cutie riding shotgun to interpret for you. Arrange to stop at your favorite valley eating place and let your tour group purchase lunch. The restaurant will kick back a free lunch for you (although skipping lunch for a bit might not be a bad idea, Luke. There's not a big market for pudgy TV personalities.) Maybe they'll even name a sandwich after you. The Luke special. The contents of that sandwich escape me, though -- does anyone have any ideas? After visiting Wonderland and leading the group in a moment of silent prayer, you can drop off your group at the Hollywood Greyhound Bus Depot, so they can get the true perspective on what it's like to step off the bus when future porn stars arrive in Los Angeles to embark upon their new careers. Plus they can get home from there. Helpful writes: Other possible interesting stops on Luke's Porn Tour include: The actual corner on Santa Monica Boulevard where Matt Ramsey was discovered by his first porn producer / trick. The front of the Larry Flynt building where XXX mercilessly bitch slapped poor Luke (and with one hand tied behind his back too). The scene of the infamous John Holmes "Four on the Floor" murders in Coldwater Canyon. Dave Hardman's former residence where a distraught Lynne Lopatain was arrested for stalking him with a loaded hand gun in her purse. Charlie Sheen's Malibu Manse where more new comers hit the sheets than at Ed Powers couch! The Altadena love palace where Max Hardcore makes so many lucky "cock sockets'" deepest, darkest sexual fantasies come true. The World Modeling agency where porn booking agent, Jim South and his horny associates make so many of their own deepest, darkest sexual fantasies come true. The Slums of Beverly Hills Apartments where Luke makes surprisingly few lucky young Jewish ladies' deepest, darkest sexual fantasies come true. The Los Angeles area Men's detention facility where Jack Hammer currently makes so many of his burly cellmates' deepest, darkest sexual fantasies come true. The AIM testing facility where members of Luke's Porn Tour can socialize with the charming Sharon Mitchell and receive a free blood panel analysis. The cardboard box behind the Hollywood Boulevard Stop-Go market where porn super-agent, Scotty Schwartz lives. Rob Spallone's shooting house. WARNING: Please no rummaging through the trash cans for Kendra Jade's discarded soiled panties. Luke has already done so and they are available for sale at the end of the tour. The Doc Johnson Sex Toy manufacturing facility where for $29.95 tour members may have a lifelike mold of their genitalia formed in silicone. NOTE: All silicone penises of tour members over 8 inches in length become the "intellectual property" of Doc Johnson, Inc. The Gold's Gym in Venice where Adultfyi bull-stud, Gene Ross, works out daily. CAUTION: Ladies please refrain from touching Gene during his work out. and finally . . . The fiery gates of HELL ! ! Where all porners are destined to end up at. Remember in June all topless tour members bust size D and above get 50% off admission! Goddess writes: The pornoland tour sounds cool, but I'm wondering if you're gonna have any rides--ya know, like Disneyland?? Just curious, cause if you're gonna have a Gene Ross ride, I'm gonna be on that sucker all f-cking day... BTW, "Helpful," if I can't touch Gene while he's flexing and squatting, what the hell is the point?! Kaspar writes: Hey there - great idea about the bus tour. But you want to do it right! You need a bus and a driver for that bus. My cousin Hector is new here and does not know the language, but he can drive a bus, and I can get you a bus at a very good rate. Fully air conditioned, too, with a pa system so you can talk over the traffic, and new shocks. Needs a bit of work to pass inspection, but not a problem, we can take care of that. So how about it Amigo, ready to do some business? Ben writes: HI Luke, Luke! Now this is a great idea.(Porn Valley Tours) one of your best SO FAR! I phoned a few of my jewish friends, they just can't wait for you to start these tours.I would like to ask you IF? there was a Van full,could we have a group rate?Say $ 18.99.Plus,yes there are a few. Would you pick us up from LAX? You would spend not time at all picking us out,of a busy airport. We have Ski jackets on,and rubber boots on,and our faces very white,no tan at all. Now,about your apartment.Will it sleep 8 persons plus yourself?( we have to keep the cost down) Kaspar: I spoke with my cousin Hector. First, he wants to know how many miles a day this will be. Also, he insists that you do not go to where the black people live. too dangerous. And do you really have the money to start this? Just because we are Mexican does not mean we are cheap. You get what you pay for. George writes: Luke; That Porn Valley Tour sounds like a hell of an idea. My only problem is the $20 for the tour. At present I have only a single Canadian twenty in my wallet. Would that be OK? I was also thinking that for the extra I might need, the NJG could come along and pay that, besides her own, and for that I would hold onto her and keep her safe because of your atrocious driving that she mentioned. Hell for that price I would even bring an extra pillow to put in front of her face. That would be for just before you run into something so that she doesn't get her beautiful looks ruined before marrying some rich guy that is going to keep her in the lap of luxury that she is preparing herself for. If her gorgeous face was damaged all she could hope for is some ordinary working stiff like myself. Heaven forbid that should happen! Lord Peter Luther Christian writes: Dear Mr. Luke: Speaking from the Christian perspective, there is much in your new business venture that can be laudable, provided it is executed properly. Your tour could be used to educate tourists on the dangers of perdition that come with the sin of random fornication outside of Christian marriage. Begin, as has been suggested by others, with the bus depot, the Gates to Hell where many a young girl has begun her descent to damnation. Continue to the Demon Flynt Building, where Satan first breaks many an innocent's spirit. Then continue on to the filth factories of the Valley, where the dehumanizing process proceeds apace. Be sure to visit some HIV treatment centers, and discuss the relationship between the moral diseases of pornography, feminism, sodomy, etc., and such physical diseases as HIV and hepatitis. Next stop - an abortion clinic, where unborn children brought to life in this moral sewer are masticated by the whirring blades of the abortionist's cutting tools, to the beat of a hip-hop sound track. This should be followed by a visit to the graves of the damned - porn actresses whose lives were cut short as a result of their involvement with pornography. This can be a very depressing experience, with little to commend repeat business. So you will want to end on a high note: a trip to a Christian church, where the good news of Christ everlasting, and the promise of forgiveness of even the pornographer's sin, is presented to the shocked attendees in word and song. Finally, offer baptism to all who wish it. Victory in Christ! John Douglas from TalkingBlue.com writes: Dear Lukey, I hope you got my IM where I put in for a reservation for your tour. I see it referenced that the first outing is for the media and since we are often referred to as a very watered-down version of l-keford.com I assume that I qualify as media. So once again, I am claiming a seat. I shall bring the appropriate gear (including a cell phone should you decide to ditch us all in a gang-infested barrio of East Los Angeles - which is okay with me since I have relatives in those parts). Confucy writes: You must contact the owners of Graveline Tours and pick their brains. They have one of the most popular tours on the Westside of L.A. Graveline use to make a potty stop at the park across the street from Aaron Spelling's mansion. You could drive your van into the parking lot of West Hollywood's Pleasure Chest store so people could rush in and pick up one of the most popular vibrators of this century, "the mini- massager G2 Pocket Rocket!" Drive the van to Black's Beach in Torrance so the tourists can take pictures of nude bathers. Slowly cruise Sweetzer Avenue in West Hollywood so hookers can give their calling cards to the van occupants. Take along signed copies of your book to sell to your van-fans. Keep a large supply of Kodak $10 throw-away-cameras in the back of the van which you can resell at double the price. Call Heidi Fleiss and tell her when you will be driving by so she can wave from her front yard. She can have a supply of her sexy "Heidi Wear" ready to sell, and the two of you can split the profits. The word is that Kyle Bradford bought a house on the westside. Make sure you drive by so he can sell his signed pictures, which of course, a percentage will go to the L-ke F-ord Fund. Finally, drive down Lincoln Boulevard in Venice and stop at one of the hole-in-the-wall crappy looking stores with black curtains in front of the doorway. Your group can go to the back of the store and watch live sex shows. Missionary Positions Director I chat by phone Monday afternoon with Missionary Positions director Bill Day. What inspired you to do this documentary? "I read about these guys in The LA Times in January 2003. I got a hold of them. They said they were going to Amsterdam. I said good. I'll get a ticket. "I jumped on a plane with them. I was having fun. It spread itself out. I was working at the same time. They would tell me when they had something coming up and I would go film it. Soon there was enough material to get a real film out of it. Around the time they were putting up billboards, I thought, this is going to go somewhere. It was a good subject and I like these guys." What's been the most difficult part of the documentary? "The editing. There were 220 hours of footage." What were your favorite parts? "I'm more interested in the characters than the issues. My favorite parts are when they reveal themselves most honestly. When Mike is walking through the garage at Erotica LA and opens up, what am I doing here? It was heartfelt. The twists in their story. When Pat Robertson pulls a smackdown on them. JimmyD is my all-time favorite sequence. "One of my main preoccupations with filmmaking is activism. I like to look at the people behind the placards. The people on the street holding a sign and jumping up and down. They all look like wackos. Who are those people? What makes them tick? What gives them the juice? "The mythic pieces. The moments of quitting. The struggle. How they triumph. How they lose. "When you first look at it, you go, how genuine are these guys? After a while, I believed those guys were genuine. They believe. When you feel that genuineness, you want to see where it is going to go." Tyler Cash thought the ending was played around with. "There was some time shifting that I did for dramatic reasons. I don't know if that's illegal or not. What it is really about is Tyler's gigantic ego. He would be happy if I portrayed Jimmy being born before Jesus Christ as long as it made Jimmy look like a hero. That's what he is really talking about. "He's trying to unmask that it was he and Jim who made Craig and Mike major players in the big media." Did Jimmy makes these guys bigtime? "I think it's all part of the synergy. I don't think you claim one way or another where the magic was. There is a synergy between all of them which is amazing. It all works together. Can Jimmy get on CNN without the pastors? No. Can the pastors get on CNN without Jimmy? Maybe. "I'll have to fix the time-shifting now because he's unhappy with that." Why do you care whether he's unhappy or not? "In a sense, he's right. It wasn't a finished film. "JimmyD wasn't in the film. Then I made a decision to put him in. "I said, Jimmy, you ruined my movie when you showed up. You came so late in my shooting. The problem for every documentary filmmaker is always the ending. Where does this thing cut off? "I saw a nice pattern, then Jimmy comes along like this H-bomb and blew it all up." Why did you include the ass to mouth scene? "Because it was tied to pushing the envelope. Jimmy always complains there are two porn businesses. The one he wants to be in, which makes erotic films. Then there's this constantly pushing the disgusting envelope. The only way to describe what he was talking about was to go on the set. Especially when the girls baughs. Ok, I get it. I see what you're talking about Jimmy. I didn't even want to go to the next stage." Have you ever shot pornography? "No. I've shot way beyond this stuff. I hung out with the deputy coroners of Pittsburgh for three weeks. I followed them around and was part of the meat wagon. They'd go out and pick up bodies. These guys are hardened. They've seen it all. "They get a call. They say, you've got to come on this. It's going to be a good one. I follow them out to this house and I follow them into this room where an 18-year old girl has blown her head off with a shotgun. They start making jokes about how I am stepping on the skull, on the brain matter. When I'd show respect for the woman's body part, they'd start laughing." Are these pastors media whores? "I don't know if you'd call them whores. It's not like they're doing it for no reason. If I suspected they just wanted that acting career, I would say yeah. They're like anybody. They just want to market their Web site. They know the media is the key. The Web business is a form of show business. If you've got a movie, you're out pumping it." How did you like Pure Life Ministry? "It was spooky. Out in the hills of Kentucky. They call it porn prison. How effective it is, I don't know. I never followed up with Ray, the guy that I interviewed. I don't know if he made it or if he committed suicide. My sense was that these guys really did have problems. I wasn't there long enough to investigate how good the therapy was. It was like Betty Ford for porn addicts, only cheaper. It was only $100 a week." Where does this documentary go next? "I'm looking for distribution. I would like to see it in theaters, like Supersize Me, Control Room, OutFoxed. Film festivals. If, by chance, some broadcaster puts it on as a practical joke. I will submit it to Sundance." Did you partake in Amsterdam's red light district? "No. Believe me, I was thinking, what am I doing here with these two pastors. These girls look good. I had to be professional. Stay neutral on the subject." What did you think of that place 20 miles out of town where all the cars were lined up and humping and pumping? "I have mixed feelings because I lost the footage. It was Twilight Zonish. It's on a cul de sac. You did it in your car. You would take your car and park for a few minutes. It doesn't seem romantic to me. It's cold out. The girls would have these heavy coats on. It was austere. Although it probably did take care of a lot of issues for the Danish culture." It was in Holland. "Regulated sex. Zoned. Put all the sex in a zone. If you need to release yourself, go to this zone. Remember that movie Westworld? It was a make-believe world [where you could become anything you wanted]. "I guess it's a real Danish way of looking at the world. I look at the world more like Brazil. In Brazil, everything turns out pizza. Everything's all mixed up. It makes for a more colorful world. "I've gone to Brazil a couple of times. I did a feature documentary in the Amazon rainforest. I did one in Rio." Did you partake of the lovely working ladies? "On this case, my wife was with me. It was not a good time to get involved in Brazilian personal affairs." You could give some of these nice girls a higher standard of living and raise their social status. "Exactly. Get them unionized. It's weird there. It's like the Philadelphia pimp union has taken over. You have all these gangs of hookers who are all run by these black American pimps. "When I was coming back on the plane, there was a group of about 25 guys who all flew from the East Coast of the United States to Rio just for girls. The guy was telling me it was a company thing. The company put up some of the money for the sex tour. He was half drunk and was screaming about how dry the women were. I didn't want to get into it any further. I just remember him going, 'There's got to be something wrong with that. It was dry!' "Well, hey, if you would've paid in dollars, maybe it would've gotten wet. Group booking. What do you think, man? If you go to a Hawaiin luau, do you think that pig is going to be moist if you show up with a hundred people?" 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Jim South's Card Game Short-Handed Rob: "You got a holiday coming up?" Duke: "Yeah. Wednesday night. Rosh Hashanah [first day of the holiday ends at 7:42 pm Thursday]. How do you know?" Rob: "My Thursday card game. A lot of people can't play." Rob's referring to the famous Jim South's weekly poker match. Crystal Meth In Porn Valley Scott Fayner writes on l-keford.com:
Mike writes on XXXPornTalk: "I know that Kitty Marie (who is one of my favorites) mentioned on her former website (www.kittymariecam.com) that she had gone on a bit of a meth binge during, before or just after shooting some porn." Jim South Jr writes: "It's crazy the different "waves" of drugs that come and go in this biz. Pot has always been around. Then there was the time roofies where being circulated. Remember trying half of one with Toni James in Vegas. Ectacy was pretty big too. Then GHB was big and we had certain male performers passing out on sets (as well as girls). Coke, K, Speed, Glass G was fun at the time. Just to many retards that would drink a 6 pack, 3 shots of vodka, 1 cap of G and almost kill themselves." American Idol Of Strippers
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18 yr. old cutie wants to do her 1st hardcore shoot with me PhotoGregXXX writes on GFY: "If you came to the Gag party at my studio for Internext, you'll remember this girl...didn't get naked, but still dazzled the crowd. She's done 2 solo girl shoots, and ended up watching me and Candi doing a hardcore shoot with her friend for a new reality site. Just got a call: she wants to do hardcore, but feels comfortable with me and wants the first one to be with the ole man and my hot girlfriend for the new reality site.....just made my day Sweet girl, and in my opinion...real, real cute!" Little Boy Watches Topless Show Is that the dad with his hand on the kid's shoulder? TeenGodFather writes on GFY: "When I was 5 I went to a topless cabree with my mom and I saw tits. I'm traumatized for life and start doing porn and drinking beer. My whole emotional life is shattered." Mal writes: "I REMEMBER MY BROTHER AND I SNEAKING INTO MY DAD'S ROOM WHILE HE WAS AT WORK WHEN I WAS 8 YRS OLD. I DRANK SOME BEER AND WATCHED VANESSA DEL RIO PORNO. I HAVENT BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE." KCat writes: "Looks like the kid was getting a hard-on & trying to hide it. Poor guy! Hopefully the parents have already had the birds & the bees talk." Charly writes: "As for the comments about Holland and the USA, wonder which country has the less sex crime per person?" [Holland] XXX Church Mocked on Dr Susan Block Gene Ross writes on Adultfyi.com:
Televangelist Paul Crouch Attempts to Keep Accuser Quiet A former worker at TBN threatened to disclose an alleged 1996 homosexual encounter. Kendra Jade Free I had an IM conversation with Kendra Jade Thursday and suddenly just realized that that must mean she is out of Las Vegas where she languished for a couple of weeks for some sex-related offense. Kendra writes: "I got arrested in Vegas, but wasn't in jail. I just had to stay there to deal with all the repurcussions. I got charged with Exotic Dancer Violations. I touched my breasts on stage, which is, apparently illegal." Friday night, Kendra hosted her KSEX show. Roger Pipe Interviews Lexington Steele
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Missionary Positions On a humid 85 degree sunny Friday, September 10, 2004, I walk down Sunset Blvd to a screening room. I spot Pastor Craig Gross and his assistant Jason, John Leiland, a religion reporter for The New York Times, and Bill Day (director of the documentary on the XXXChurch.com, Missionary Positions). When Craig and his fellow pastor Mike Foster began their project, they went to LFP, Girls Gone Wild and Wicked to see if they could find areas where they could all agree and cooperate (such as to keep kids away from porn). Nobody gave them the time of day, says Craig. Wicked had to be nice to them because there was a reporter from MSNBC there. "We took the rabbit and balloons," says Craig. "Girls Gone Wild was pissed. It was probably not a good time to visit them because they were not doing well in the news. We got through security and to their door. Bill was videotaping. We got in there and one of their reps came out and put his hand to the camera and said, get out of here. We said, we're just trying to help kids stay away from porn. We hit a dead end. "Larry Flynt's secretary said, I'm sure Larry would be interested. Here's his card. Call for an appointment. We called and called and got the run-around." Then James DiGiorgio wrote them about a year ago, and the rest was history (they received enormous media attention for their cooperation on a PSA warning kids away from porn). "Mike and I haven't recovered from porn," says Craig. "We were never addicted. Our ministry isn't about that. "We've trying to motivate the church to get off the pews and do something about porn. We complain about all these bad movies. Let's make a good one." Craig and Mike are married with kids. Their spouses Jennifer Foster and Jeanette Gross support their work "but when it comes into the house, as far as people getting a hold of your home phone number and calling, such as the Little People of America... Or when we go to church and my wife is sitting in the car and they call the cops [because the car is covered with XXXChurch messages]." "Why would you drive that to church?" "To let people know. Our wives like it until [their personal lives are disrupted]. "We found that JimmyD is probably a more responsible parent [about protecting his kids from smut] than most Christian parents. He doesn't bring it into the home. "Jimmy and I did a debate on Lee Strobel's show, Faith under Fire on PAX. We were supposed to debate each other but Jimmy and I have respect for each other and we didn't debate once. Lee and Jimmy ended up going at it. Jimmy ripped Lee a new one. Jimmy came right back at him. I thought, this is no good. This is arguing and tearing each other down." This girl (Dana House) who worked at Playboy for 18 years came on the show as a victim. She posed for Playboy. She said it made impossible for her to find a good man. Every man wants to marry a virgin. Jimmy disagrees. He says every man wants to marry a porn star.
Craig and Mike have had booths at four porn conventions -- twice at Erotica LA and twice at the AVN show in Las Vegas in January. "People love it," says Craig. "People stand in line to take pictures with the rabbit. They're like, I've got to know more. People wanted to get a photo with the banner. Most everybody knows somebody who goes to church. People always ask, is there porn on there? "Our approach is so different. We have a rabbit. We have postcards that say, Jesus loves porn stars. We don't look like professional pastors. The porn stars want pictures with the rabbit. Sometimes they touch the rabbit where they shouldn't. That's my wife in there. "The [porn] girls are on all display. Deep down inside, these girls are just kids. They see a rabbit. They want a picture. They don't want to spread their legs." Craig's friend Ryan Dobson, the author of two books and the son of Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, drives up. He has a ton of Christian tattoos (his father does not approve). Tyler Cash walks up. Jimmy's business partner. His shirt is unbutton to his navel. Tyler says he spent 22 years in Hollywood but saw the profit potential in porn three years ago, and created Sinamotion. I ask Craig when he got his ears pierced. He says high school. "What would Jesus say?" Craig: "I don't think he'd have a problem with it. He had long hair and a beard. My Christian high school had a problem with it. I had to take them out." He also has a tattoo on his lower leg, a flame. Duke: "James Dobson took a far out position. He said masturbation is ok." Craig: "I don't think he would hang out at a porn show... We're not for masturbation. We say it is a selfish act that pleases no one but you." Ryan says his tattoos are a formal expression of his faith in Christ. "I was born to testify to the truth," is tattooed across his chest. James DiGiorgio walks up. "Those black socks," he says to me. "You look like the biggest dork I've ever seen. Those shoes [black heavy], unbelievable." Pastor Craig Gross used to lecture before future Vivid girl Michelle Michaels when she was in Calvary Chapel Redlands High School. Fresh off the Bus profile. Craig: "I'm at Erotica LA. The first year. My wife's in this rabbit suit. This porn star walks up and says, I know you. Imagine what my wife is thinking. "At the time, [Michelle Michaels] didn't have a contract with anybody. She just had a cheap business card. She said I spoke at her school. I spoke for a week. I said, what are you guys doing here? They said, I'm her booking agent. I'm her manager. She says, I've just done my first film. She'd just graduated that June. That was two years ago. "I have it on tape. She tells me, I know God's pissed off at me but I don't care right now. It's about me. I'm just doing this for a while. Eventually, I will get back to him. I asked Jimmy how to get a hold of her for this reality show we're doing. I did a search. She's done 28 movies. "Like many of the girls in the industry, she doesn't want to be in it. "She just wants a taste. I hope and pray that Michelle ends this thing. I'd like to sit down with her and talk with her some more. It's a sad story." Tyler Cash and Jimmy DiGiorgio have started BadgirlModeling.com. "We're not doing it the traditional way," says Tyler. "We're bringing in girls from other directions, girls out of the real mainstream. Girls with college degrees. Girls that are dependable. Girls that have a computer and can use email." Why would any of those girls want to do porn? "We've got three signed. We've got seven we're talking to. There are 92 waiting to talk to us. The girls in mainstream [acting] are aware of the money being made in this business but they are afraid to come into it because it is still being marketed in the shadows. "I like the people in adult. They're real. I worked for 22 years in a town where people are s---. They're liars. They'll sell their mothers for a credit. The people in Hollywood are the worst thieves and liars on the face of the earth. I haven't found that in adult." We walk into the screening room. I chat with Mike Foster's parents. They're proud of their son's work. Bill Day, director, talks about religion and pornography. "A match made in heaven," says Jimmy. The documentary runs 85 minutes. It opens with various media clips about the XXXChurch. Mike: "One day I was praying in the shower and God spoke to me. He said the word porn. We need to do something. A church that only exists on the Internet." Craig: "As soon as I heard that Web address, it just clicked." Mike: "Craig, what do we know about porn? We're not qualified." Craig's wife Jeannette Gross: "I called him on my cell phone. I was concerned. It came out of the blue." Craig: "We spent most of our early time just staring at a blank screen. How is this Web site going to help people? We just kept going back to the same issue -- that porn sucks. What does it mean that porn sucks?" Mike: "Our research consisted of...going to Google, type in the word anti-porn, go to the Web sites, stole all their facts, and put them on our Web site." The pastors went to Amsterdam for three days to check out the red light district. They took along Bill Day to videotape everything. They interviewed a hooker. They interviewed a woman who was previously married to a man addicted to porn. They interview a man who just bought a trick. "Do you think she was happy doing what she was doing?" "No way in the world," he says. "She was just processing a McDonald's hamburger." Craig: "There's a ministry in [rural] Kentucky called Pure Life Ministry [started by ex-LAPD cop Steve Gallagher]. They have a six month live-in program for guys who struggle with sexual addictions. We've labeled it porn prison." There's no TV, radio or newspapers. The documentary tells the story of Ray, a man who became addicted to porn at age 12. "An older boy taught me to masturbate to porn." Ray: "I went into a public restroom and I was arrested for masturbating in a public restroom." His wife found out. She tried to help him. But Ray was an addict. They divorced. "Suicide was an option." At the AVN show, Susan Block lectures the pastors that the "Testament" in "New Testament" comes from testicles. She prances around after making her points. The pastors are next to Violet Blue's booth. She looks at them skeptically. Some porners touch the pastor's bunny inappropriately. One says he wants to "f--- the bunny." Pastor Mike seems discouraged. "We just spent a thousand dollars and a heckuva lot of time. Did we move any people from the dark side to the light side? How the hell did I get here? I'm a pastor. I've got a great job. They pay me a lot of money. I've got a lot of cool friends. I've got two cool kids at home. What am I doing at Erotica LA for three days?" Craig: "We talked to a lot of people. We didn't get the press we were hoping for but nobody did. We didn't even make the news." Christian billionaire Jack London gives Mike $50,000 for his XXXChurch. Jack doesn't seem to have a clue about what XXXChurch is about. Craig's friend John talks about his porn addiction. John is at the screening with a cute blonde. He spent eight months at Pure Life Ministry in Kentucky. "I don't want to get close to a girl because I have this problem with porn...and she'll look down on me because of it. Do I want my porn more or do I want my girlfriend more?" John says half of the people in the Pure Life program got kicked out or left in the middle of the night. The pastors buy a sign tugged across the sky by a plane. "XXXChurch: The number one Chritian porn site." They shoot a commercial with Eddie the Midget. They say that porn stunts growth. Little People of America take great exception. They begin harassing the pastors. They dig up their tax returns. They threaten to have them audited. Mike: "They told us that they had four little people who worked for the IRS and they proved it by producing our tax returns. We had to write a formal apology to the Little People of America and make the ad disappear forever." They get booked on "Praise the Lord" on TBN. They fly out to Nashville. Tape the show. Send out emails to tell people to watch the show. TBN doesn't play the show and won't explain why. Mike: "It seems like the only media we got was early-morning shockjocks and be the butt of every joke they wanted to tell us." Mike on his phone for an interview tells the camera, "He's masturbating
on the radio while looking at our Web site." Later, Mike is stuck in an airport. "We're supposed to be fighting porn here. Does it look like I am fighting porn? I am going around the country telling people not to masturbate and watch porn." James DiGiorgio admits that he has selfish motives for shooting the XXXChurch's 30-second promo for free. "It's not that I'm trying to promote porn. I'm trying to promote JimmyD." Craig: "He seems pretty hostile to his industry. "People who are getting sucked down need harder and harder material to get off to, so people like JimmyD are forced to push the envelope." The documentary goes to a scene of JimmyD shooting a gaper and ass to mouth. Jimmy: "I wish I could delete files in my head. I've seen things I wish I hadn't seen and I've done things I wish I hadn't done." Pat Robertson's 700 Club TV show sends a crew out to interview the pastors and Jimmy at Hustler Hollywood. Craig: "This was such a big deal for us because the Christian community hadn't embraced us to this point." The 700 Club runs a promo for the segment on the next day's show. Craig says, "We're just going to a place where Jesus would go." Pat Robertson saw it. Pat turned his assistant and said, 'Jesus would never go to a porn show.' The story vanished but showed up one day when Pat was taking a vacation. Jimmy says he lost work over his directing the anti-porn-for-kids PSA. "You can't flunk out of porn. I'm part of this family. There will always be work for me." Pastor Mike drops out of the XXXChurch. Craig says Mike tends to quit everything he tries after a couple of years. Mike admits that is true. The two pastors rejoin forces to go on TechTV. Host: "Do you think pornography is a blight on society?" Mike: "Do you think sitting at a computer with your pants around your ankles watching some hot chick doing a donkey, is there a problem?" Host: "You wouldn't want to do it every night of the week." After the documentary, I talk to people in the room. Everyone seemed to like it, from the pornographers to the pastors to their parents to Mike's wife Jennifer. The documentary is intended for Sundance. Jimmy says his son's great great uncle is Carey Estes Kefauver, who headed the anti-Mafia hearings of the 1950s. "Jimmy has a lot of Mob ties," I say. "No, I don't," says Jimmy. I ask Ryan Dobson, "How would your dad like this film?" "He would love the message but he would get hung up on some of the cursing and some of the scenes. He loves the idea of XXXChurch." The pastors have done Dr. Dobson's radio show. The pastors say a tamer version of the film would make it acceptable for some churches to view. Craig: "TBN wasn't just friendly to us, they were overtly friendly. They were over the top. We came home and thought we'd have a show on TBN. And then to come home and have a TBN party at our house and put on our Web site to watch TBN...and there was a rerun. I'm calling the prayer line and apparently Jan [Crouch, owner of the network along with her husband Paul], the lady with the big purple hair, pulled the plug at the last minute. That was the worst [media] experience. "Mike got more hung up on the shock jocks than I did. He refused to do any more radio. I do them all." Craig talks about his time in "porn prison," aka Pure Life Ministry. "We went from Amsterdam to that. We're hanging out at the barbeque [at Pure Life for the weekend]. I think they think Bill [Day] is part of us. Out of the blue, we hear Bill say, 'What is this s---?' You don't cuss around this crowd. Everyone stopped their conversation. Bill's like, 'I can't say that here?' "I'd rather be in Amsterdam, but not in the red light district. "Twenty miles outside of Amsterdman is a place [the government has set up] for all the [hookers] who aren't legal can go. Our taxi cab driver told us about this place. He charged us $60 to drive out there. It's three degrees. One a.m. Sunday morning. We drive a mile off the freeway and we see all these brake lights. As soon as you turn right, there are girls here. Transvestites. Guys. These girls or guys are half price [compared to the red light district] but you don't know what you're getting. "You drive in, roll down your window, and pick a girl up. Then you get to the end of the stop, and there are about 75 car ports and that's where you have sex. You see the steamed-up windows, cars moving, kleenexes and crap outside the car. We're not talking Pintos. We talking Jaguars, Lexuses, Porsches. "We couldn't shoot footage. There were guys patrolling. When you watch Wild on E! or Wild on Amsterdam, the results of that red light district are 20 miles outside of town. The guy in the Jaguar is driving out there because he can't afford 50 [Euros]. It's because he's ashamed of what he's doing and his problem has drug him out to the darkest place you've ever seen. "There's nothing tempting to me about this world. "There's a giant church in the middle of Amsterdam's red light district where John Calvin used to preach. That's where the taxies pick up passengers and drop off. The Christians could've impacted their city but it became just a building. It has no relevance. While you can have sex for 50 Euros or do drugs, it is illegal to share your faith in groups of more than two. "They rent out the church for $5,000 a day. The last event held there was the Gay Olympics. "When you tell people you are going to the red light district, they say, meet us at the church. That's our challenge in the United States. Our churches are great buildings, but if we don't get out of 'em, this is what is going to happen here." I talk to Pastor Ryan Dobson about the book, The Cross and the Switchblade, a favorite during my youth. Ryan says he grew up with Nicky Cruz's (Run, Baby, Run) daughter. Both books were read to my class in Seventh Day Adventist school in eighth grade. I ask Ryan if he believes in eternally burning hellfire. He says yes, for anyone who does not accept Jesus Christ. I ask him if he's ever met anyone who's just as fervent in his belief in God, and just as religious and good, as himself, but is not a Christian. He says no. He says he doesn't know any Orthodox Jews. Ryan snacks on pork. He says Jesus has released him from the law. None of the pastors seem to have much interest in Israel. Craig: "This movie will not be embraced by the Church. If you water it down, it's still not going to win [over the establishment Christian church]. "Bill doesn't pick a side but he represents our side well." Who's more interesting to hang out with? Saints or sinners? Craig: "Sinners. Saints are boring." How far do you think Christian youth should be able to go in physical interaction before they marry? Ryan: "If you're doing more than kissing, you're sinning. "Soon after I got married, I wished that I kissed less people. "I say, girls, somewhere out there is your husband and tonight he's going out with another girl. And girls immediately get mad. And you're going out with someone else's husband tonight. How are you going to behave? "Guys, your wife is out there. She is with a guy right now. Do you want them to get to first base or second base? Act accordingly when you are on your date." An excerpt from David B. Hart, "The Pornography Culture," The New Atlantis, Number 6, Summer 2004, pp. 82-89:
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