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Heather
Barron -- Renaissance Woman
I am, Heather Barron, a pinup girl and elite entertainer offering the
finest level of erotic services to successful men who seek nothing but
the best. I am currently based in beautiful Las Vegas. I do not have
any tattoos, am a "REAL" independent and do not smoke (do not mind if
you do) or do drugs. I do, however, enjoy a glass of red wine with dinner
at a nice restaurant. I am of Irish/Polish American descent.
I love film, classic cinema and everything about writing for the screen.
My ultimate goal in life was to write screenplays and do editorial work.
Since I was 16 years of age attending college in New York (yes, that
young), I was writing scripts for tv and film for credit and for pure
enjoyment. From 2000-2003, I wrote and produced from home. 2003-2004,
I opened my own film company in LA and started working with the studios,
actors, writers, directors and creatives.
Unlike many who hide their erotic side and live a double life, I was
openly an escort and adult entertainer and found the Hollywood creative
community sometimes accepting of this, sometimes looking at me like
I was insane. I'm highly creative so they always sat and listened with
a raised eyebrow and a cocked head... and came back to listen intently
some more, this time making notes and dropping names and contacts. In
time, my roladex grew and I never had to call an agent again. I networked
through people who would walk into my office. It wasn't that hard. But
maintaining the soda fridge during summer was.
I am still active in creative projects...and build web sites and do
graphics work as well. I am always true to myself and that is the way
I choose to live my life, a tornado rolling up to the house of conventional
wisdom. The house might stay put. The house may move. But I am always
just the sum of my parts. Many of my clients also share of love of the
surreal -- photography, cinematography, the history of the lens and
well, lovely screen vixens. I never wanted to be an actress. I take
more pleasure breathing life into a fantasy that exists in my mind so
now you understand the connection between my hobbies.
As my client, you are a character in my private story. I am the producer
and I'm sure there is a little bit of actor in both of us. We can be
whomever we want to be for an hour or a weekend. There is no director
attached (I guess you could play director) so this is real, real independent.
There are no cameras just a memory we can share forever. My active private
life involves acting out my wildest, exotic fantasies.I have taste for
the kinky and like very successful men who dream of exploring the other
side of midnight with me. The more confident I have gotten about by
my sexuality, the more dangerous I enjoy the heat. For me, the hobby
is a lifestyle choice -- not something I do out of necessity unless
you consider being "slutty" a necessity. I do not need to be in love
with a man to share passion with him. I enjoy being with strangers and
new men all the time. This is what we call the "good life".
Director Guy Capo: Talent Should Not Direct
Gene Ross writes
on Adultfyi:
Capo said that he felt talent should NOT direct, and that directors
should not be talent. "I think that anybody who wants to make their
own porn films should first learn how to edit," Capo stated. "I'm a
very strong proponent of these theories. It's very, very challenging
to try and cover both those bases at once and far too often your own
personal preferences get worked into the film and supercede the vision
you're truly trying to communicate. That's first and foremost.
"Second of all," Capo continued, " you should learn how to edit and
I'm talking to all you piss-poor pornographers out there who do a hack
job behind the camera then turn it over to a hack editor who turns it
over to a hack DVD replicator and you, the consumer, at home, end up
with a hack product that you are disappointed in. I'm trying to desperately
change that for you on a daily basis."
Kevin
Moore writes on AdultDVDTalk.com:
This would mean John Leslie should not have directed because he was
once talent? Or that Joey Silvera should never have directed either?
Or that Jules Jordan shouldn't perform in his own movies? Ironic that
one of the first lessons Joey taught me about shooting was to be there
for every edit of every frame because it would make me a stronger shooter
and he was 110% right... but I guess that doesn't matter because he
was once talent and talent shouldn't direct.
Chico "Wanker" Wang writes:
Guy Capo can seem very conceited and pretentious at times. I agree
that the best directors generally tend to be people with an editing
mentality. Or people who study the craft and make videos that they would
jerk off to.
But after having seen two of Guy's movies, American Gunk and Sex, Drugs,
and Rock & Roll over the weekend, it simply doesn't surprise me this
form of behavior to get attention. I now understand what Dave Gallegos,
salesman at Evolution, was saying to people. Guy's movies simply does
not move.
When you think you're a feature director, and directing Hollywood type
movies (on a porno budget) with very standard sex scenes attached to
them, this is the wrong business. Maybe I'm wrong but for a Guy who
makes lousy videos (and I'm sure he feels the same way about my videos)
which sell piss poor among distributors, to come out with something
like Talent should NOT direct is such a pathetic statement from a newbie
director, it's bizarre. I mean, what's the point of statements like
these when your own videos don't get accolades he so desperately wants
among your own industry?
I'm aware he thinks he knows everything, that's evident in his comments,
but you have to back it up with stunning videos to make these type of
comments. It's amazing the inflated egos in this business without anything
to back it up. The only thing I saw different were Oliver Stone ala
Natural Born Killer cuts like Slain Wayne (done poorly) using a Panasonic
24P and overly used Final Cut Pro filters. Again, I'll say it over and
over again and tell me if I'm wrong. Tell me if I'm being pretentious.
This is pornography. If a guy can't jerk to the sex scenes and pop on
his belly, it is worthless pornography.
Evil Angel director Tricia Devereaux writes:
Some of these ex-performers turned directors are Joey Silvera, John
Leslie, John Stagliano, Brad Armstrong, Jonathon Morgan, Paul Thomas
and Veronica Hart. I'm a little disturbed by people (and it's not just
talent, mind you) who think that just because they know where the on
button is on a camera, they can make a porn movie. But I'm equally disturbed
by the people who think that just because they know how to make a movie,
they know how to make a porn movie. Porn is about sex, at least in my
opinion. When a pornographer can figure out how to capture sex in an
interesting way that pleases his/her fans, then that's the kind of porn
I'm excited to see. I hate to say this, but 6 days out of 7, I'd rather
see great sex with questionable production values than questionable
sex with great production values.
Jewel DeNyle writes: "Talent respects you more if you've been in
their shoes and ask them to do the harder edge stuff. Point being don't
expect talent to do something if you can't do it yourself of if you've
never done it."
Luke and Lawrence Connor - The Perfect Comedy Team
Dravyk
writes on Oprano.com:
Luke: I cover porn. I hate porn.
Lawrence: I love porn. I AM porn!
Luke: I want naked chicks. I hate naked chicks.
Lawrence: I want naked chicks and they want me.
Luke: I need to talk to my shrink.
Lawrence: I have a big dick that never quits.
Luke: I need a screw, but I can't. It hurts too much if I give in. I would
never be able to live with myself.
Lawrence: I want to give in, but no one will do it with me.
Luke: I have to shrug them off like flies. They tempt me with their evil
vile ways. I most go to the Wailing Wall and be redeemed.
Lawrence: I need a screw.
Luke: I need a session.
Lawrence: That's the spirit. A looooooove session!
Luke: No. A sofa session.
Lawrence: Sofa, bed, table, floor, doesn't matter to me. I'll do them
anywhere.
Luke: Damn, my psychiatrist just hung up on me again.
Greg
Lasrado Going Down
September 4, 2004 BRISBANE Internet porn king Greg Lasrado has suffered
another financial setback, with a creditor moving to seize control of
his valuable clifftop land in the city.
The Commonwealth Bank has appointed receiver managers to Mr Lasrado's
GDL Investments, which is listed as the owner of the vacant 1179sq m
site at Kangaroo Point. Mr Lasrado bought the Leopard St land for $2.88
million in 1999.
Development plans call for three luxury townhouses on the property,
which has views over two reaches of the river to the CBD.
Best business advice anyone every gave you?
Brad Shaw
writes on JBM: "Several people told me to stop worry about other
peoples business practices, and worry about my own business. I finally
got it through my head and made more $."
Wade writes: "Stick to what you know best."
Deletedcom writes:
This what I've been doing:
Finding old links pages and checking for old expired domains, and then
checking link pop, and found one (a long mature .biz) last night with
305 links, and this morning one (a gay picture .biz) with 290, and one
(.com) with 48. That is how I get my traffic and then I either make
a site, park it on Sedo, or sell the domains!
So I guess also you need to know the market that you are targeting.
And you need the art of the deal, when trying sell a site/ domain. I
had one guy try to con me, saying he wanted to sell a popular domain
site for 50.00, but there was no way! And I also had a LARGE offer for
one of my sites, and my advise in that case is document anything the
guy says! That way if he goes back on his word, you have prove.
I want to start JEWCASH.COM
Ask
a Rabbi posts from Israel on GFY:
how do i start? i have tons of videos from my nephew's bris' and my
accountant Shmuli says he can film me some nice yentas. where can i
learn to shave like the good programs?
there are only two things in life i live for, the teachings of the
Torah and the love of the penny.
LA
Press Club Party For XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul
Pictures, reports, opportunities.
Mike South Says AVN's Tim Connelly Make Him Sick
Mike has been nominated for the AVN
Hall of Fame. But comments like this are not going to increase his chances
of getting in:
Tim Connelly's latest plea on the editorial pages of AVN really made
me want to hurl. Some excerpts:
I treat people based on my experiences with them, for example if I
say someone is a sell out, well it is because he sold out. Get my drift
here? I suspect others in life (not just porn life) feel the same way.
I usually take a neutral position when I first meet someone, even leaning
a bit towards giving them the benefit of the doubt. As the relationship
progresses and they show themselves to be void of any ethics or integrity
then I tend to treat them like the Devil that they are. As to your "Sympahy
For The Devil" Quote, well I have no sympathy for you, you make your
bed and you lie in it, that doesn't warrant sympathy, sympathy comes
when someone is in a situation through no fault of his own. Empathy,
where I put myself in your shoes, comes to mind...If I were you, I would
start by keeping my word, and one final word to the wise. This business
is small and when you trash talk people, it does get back to them. So
don't try to be nice to me while sticking a knife into my back.
Mike tells me:
I got nommed for the hall of fame too. Just goes to show ya I wont
sell out for a plastic trophy. I'm on the long list Im told but my chances
of makin it in are slim and none these days. Tim Case says I deserve
it. I'm 50/50. Part of me thinks ya I been around awhile...I did what
everyone said couldnt be done. On the other hand....sh-t its just porn,
a dubious distinction to be in the hall of fame along side people who
are criminals, misfits, thieves and overall f-ckups.
Online Biz Down
Nine months ago, AVN Online magazine was about 198 pages. The September
issue is 118. The business is down across the board. Visa and Mastercard
put the clamps on pay sites and affiliate programs started cannibalizing
each other.
I hear there will be a competing magazine to AVN Online and a competing
trade show at the same time as Internext in the same city - Las Vegas.
I thought Adult Video News was turning into a consumer magazine but I
don't see any signs of that happening yet. Many of the writers at AVN
will get fired if it does become consumer-oriented as the Heidi Pike-Johnsons
and Mark Kernes of the mag will not be of sufficient quality to keep up.
Dig420 Looking To Hook Up In LA
Medium-sized
webmaster Dig420 was my boss for a year. He writes on GFY that he's young,
rich and ready to mingle. But where in LA?
"Non-whore, non EX-whore, non-stripper just a nice, normal girl
that I can corrupt. If I wanted a hooker I would have stayed with the
ex. I want a chick with a slamming body and a heart of gold."
Exrydn writes:
Buy yourself a Big Twin Harley! Chrome may not get ya home, but it
truly will get you laid. LOL Go on Runs. Get known at your local dealership.
Cruise & Putt, Cruise & Putt. Ya don't have to take one with you. You
can pick one out when you get there.
Dig420 (his MySpace
profile) writes:
I'm about to go out and buy a 50 inch plasma and a king sized leather
bed frame to go with my new tempure-pedic bed though to make myself
feel better. Last time I got depressed I bought my Lexus. The only thing
that can make me come up off of my money is loneliness.
WEGCashCory writes:
Wear a nice watch. Valet a nice car at either the Sky Bar or Garden
of Eden. Stand in the corner with a water served in a cocktail glass.
All set.
D-Money writes:
If you are a dog lover (non sexual, GFY gets it twisted), buy a cute
puppy. Take this puppy to Venice beach. Or go to dog parks. Tons of
hotties will approach you asking about the dog. sh-t, borrow a friends
dog and take the dog for walks to these places. Puppy = chick magnet
Other ideas, go to see live concerts in small venues. Come with me sometime
and we'll do the backstage thing, chicks "DIG" it. Or maybe try online
dating, I hear lot's of stories of people like yourself finding the
right person and getting married.
Puff Daddy Party
Kevin Blatt threw a party at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas Sunday night
for the black rapper Puff Daddy during the magic convention.
KB was hired specifically to pack the place with chicks. Houston, KB's
ex-girlfriend, is hosting one of the parties. She's going to real estate
school in Las Vegas and supposedly she is not hooking anymore. She strips
naked at a few clubs. She has her own production company, Hot Houston,
and her own line of porn videos. She's working on getting distribution.
Puff Daddy's people originally wanted Jenna Jameson to host but she's
busy on her book tour. "So I got them the second best thing," says KB.
I hear the promoter of Sunday night's party got screwed. Puff Daddy never
showed up. Puff Daddy's dancer
Farnsworth Bentley (he dances with an umbrella in Outkast videos)
charged $8,000 to the room. His girlfriend was lent a $22,000 diamond
watch and she made off with the watch. He never showed up to the gig.
The promoter wants to find the guy and throw him in jail.
KB went with former Sin City contract girl Monique Alexander and he rounded
up ten other cute young girls for the party.
"They're all nuts," says a bitter source. "All women are
nuts.
"Most of the people at the party were from New York. They had heard
about Houston from the Howard Stern show. She was the next best thing
to Jenna.
Jenna J's Book
LT writes: I've been following Jenna's book the last month.On the USA
Today Top 50, it started 3 weeks ago at #55 then last week was #40 and
now,this week,# 61 so I guess it's over. At the Barnes & Nobles list she
went between #25 an #12. Today I think she's #16. Yesterday, I was at
Barnes & Nobles and it was nowhere to be found. There were 6 Traci Lords
book but not a single one of Jenna (and there was no empty spot). Well...I
sure read it and what I found missing was: nowhere did she talk about
GOD. Usually, when peoples get close to dying (it seems it did happen
to her a few times) they always wind-up finding God but...maybe she keeps
that for the second book. Unless I'm wrong, she was suppose to write two
books, one clean and one dirty but I thought the clean one was to be the
first one so I guess if she was to talk about it, it would have been in
the first book. Anyway...as for the phrase that stood out for me, it's
that one where she described the water in Hawaii (during her honeymoon
with hubby Brad Armstrong) when under a big storm, they went scuba diving
(because she couldn't stand staying inside anymore) and she wrote something
like: "the water was as dark as when you look inside a concrete mixer"
: Well...that's a find!---
Money Laundering Investigation
Ian Eisenberg and a guy named Trey?
from Epic Cash (GFY poster p1mpdogg, offshore) are being investigated
for money laundering. I heard that they claim to have done nothing wrong.
Derek Newman is defending them. I can't find a record of any lawsuit.
Evan
Horowitz of Xpays (who've been dealing with a lawsuit from Microsoft the
past two years for alleged spamming) takes on p1mpdogg in a thread on
GFY:
It was that incident years ago (with Brad Shaw in 2000) that hooked
us up with Paul Cambria's firm so it turned out to be a blessing. We
have had excellent representation ever since.
Todd- just wait and see how ugly it gets. We have some controversial
announcements coming down the pipeline that are sure to get the peanut
gallery fired up. Hibernation is over and we are eager to work with
more and more solid webmasters whether they have 2 joins a month or
20000.
Intellectual property is an asset (tm's and patents particularly) and
branding for years to see someone else's banner directly below our brand
name is overkill on the skin thing. We will still not stoop to personal
slams and try not to be "pissing". We are humble and we look forward
to getting to know each webmaster partner who joins http://XPays.com
The industry has changed a lot which is why our inventive model turned
out to be more than adequate for dealing with changing times. So I guess
you could say proud and humble. Happy to have a fresh start as well
since the huge dark cloud that was over us is gone.
MensNiche Hires KB
KB
writes on GFY:
Just when I thought I was out ...the penis enlargement / men's heath
business pulled me back in!
Nottingham, England- September 8, 2004 Adult Industry Veteran, Kevin
Blatt or ("KB" as he is more commonly known) has been retained by the
very successful Men's Health company, MENSNICHE.COM. "KB" will handle
all of the company's Public Relations and also will serve as a Marketing
Consultant for the very successful male "up sell" website.
"KB" most recently was the Public Relations Specialist hired on by
Red Light District Video to handle all of the press surrounding the
Infamous "1 Night In Paris" DVD which at last count, had Red Light District
close to 400,000 DVD's sold worldwide.
Although "KB" has mostly been doing PR for famous celebrity sex tapes,
he is no stranger to marketing male enhancement products, many webmasters
may recall his "sales pitch" back in 2000, 2001 when he successfully
touted penis enlargement pills for HerbalO.
"I am happy to be on board working with the very successful company,
Mensniche.com". KB goes on to say, " I was introduced to them through
my brother, Darren who is a consummate sales person. He told me how
sharp he though these young guys were, and After a few conversations
with Darren and Scott at Mensniche, I came to the same conclusion, these
guys are some intelligent, young guys making a lot of money selling
a great line of product and making webmasters a lot of extra money."
Mensniche.com has a myriad of ways to get paid. They offer both recurring
partnerships to webmasters, as well as pay per sign up programs. They
offer The absolute HIGHEST PAYOUT in the male enhancement business.
"KB" will be very busy this back to school season as he prepares to
help with the relaunching of, Mensniche 2.0 and Pro Enhance.
About MENSNICHE.COM- Mensniche.com is the leading affiliate program
for webmasters wishing to up sell Men's Health Products. Mensniche.com
been in business for over three years, and has offices in both the United
Kingdom (Nottingham) shipping to all of Europe, and in the USA with
offices located in Portland. Mensniche.com 's programs offer the surfer
their choice of information, whether it is in the form of an instructional
website, or their line of very successful selling pills.
About KB Consults- KB Consults is a Public Relations and Marketing
Company owned and operated by Adult Industry veteran, Kevin Blatt, located
in Carlsbad, California. The company was established in 2002. KB Consults
prides itself on it's relations With the mainstream media as well as
the adult community Over 300 media outlets from all over the world have
interviewed Blatt. His past clients have included REDLIGHT DISTRCT VIDEO,
MAC AND BUMBLE, SEXBRAT.COM, TRIPLE X MEDIA, and WHOS-LIVE. For more
information on Mensniche.com email kb@mensniche.com
Adventures In Editing
James DiGiorgio
writes:
Here's an actual conversation that took place between Matt and I during
the editing of his flick.
Matt: Why didn't you make a cut there? That shot goes on forever without
a cut.
Jimmy: If you shot something for me to cut to I would cut.
Matt: (Becoming a bit irritated.) Then why don't you cut to one of
those things?
Jimmy: (Maintaining his cool.) One of what things, Matt?
Matt: One of those cut-a-something things.
Jimmy: You mean a cut-away shot?
Matt: Yeah, a cut-away.
Jimmy: You mean like to the girl's hand or foot or to a nearby tree
or a bird or something?
Matt: Yeah, one of those.
Jimmy: Well, that would require you to have actually shot a cut-away
for me to cut to a cut-away.
That little post-production conversation was almost as good as the
one in which David Sturman, Sin City's owner and de facto Dali Lama
of Porn, once phoned me (while I was head of post-production for Sin
City) and asked me if I knew what a 'dissolve' was.
"Sure," I said.
"Do you put them in my movies?" David asked.
"All the time," I assured David. "Plenty of them."
"Yeah!" David enthusiastically said.
Playboy
seeks McDonald's women
After Wal-Mart and Home Depot, magazine's Web site looking to feature
chain's 'hamburger honeys.'
Playboy.com is set to announce Wednesday that it is seeking America's
sexiest McDonald's (MCD: Research, Estimates) employees "to serve a
little shake with their fries" and pose for the upcoming "Women of McDonald's"
online pictorial.
The online publication of the adult men's magazine has previously run
pictorials of the women of Enron, the collapsed energy trading company,
of Starbucks (SBUX: Research, Estimates), the No. 1 coffee chain, of
Wal-Mart (WMT: Research, Estimates), the world's largest retailer and
of home improvement chain Home Depot (HD: Research, Estimates).
"We're going after companies with an enormous brand name where there
is also a likelihood of finding the 'girl next door' who has the potential
to become a model," said John Thomas, editor of Playboy.com.
Rob Black Joins Forces With Chuck Zane?
Gene Ross reports
on adultfyi.com:
One of the more shocking developments in the porn industry is the apparent
joining of forces between Chuck Zane and Rob Black. Apparently Alante
is no longer repping Extreme Associates in the foreign market for reasons
that one can only imagine. But, apparently, uncle Chuck has stepped
up to the plate. Sources over in Amsterdam tell me Zane was at a recent
show acknowledging that he was now with Extreme. If that's the case,
this is one of those over my dead body sets of circumstances only porn
can produce, seeing that Rob Black and Chuck Zane have been at each
other's throats for years.
Missionary Positions
Bill Day from Camguys.com
has directed a documentary called MISSIONARY POSITIONS: The story of xxxchurch.com.
It might be called the "Passion of Craig and Mike." It is the wacky story
of two '20 something' youth pastors from Corona, California. After hearing
God say the word "porn" to them, the two young pastors are off on a "Heart
of Darkness" journey into the world of pornography. They create a church
on the internet called xxxchurch.com, set up booths at sex conventions,
and team up with a veteran porn director to make TV ads - all to convince
the world that "porn sucks."
But is their faith strong enough to triumph over the human sex drive
and a ten billion dollar a year porn industry (not to mention Pat Robertson
and the Christian Right)? Guaranteed to change the way you think about
porn forever... Not since "Elmer Gantry" has the dark side of religion
and sex been revealed so...so... pornographically.
Jenna Jameson Going Under The Knife
Fast Eddie writes: For those who love natural boobs, Jenna Jameson has
announced that she will be entering the hospital next month to have her
implants removed, returning to her original size (34 C).
Phunhog writes:
Jenna Jameson has proven that raw desire (with some talent of course)
can trump almost anything else. Be honest, JJ is not the prettiest (most
of the women in a Ninn video are much more pretty (especially without
the makeup and tattoos), even beautiful), her bod is not the hottest
(it's hot but it is indistinguishable from 2 dozen other porn stars).
It is her desire. When you watch her scenes, she has that thing that
draws your eyes to her--an intensity bordering on ruthlessness. Watch
her pounding away at Brianna in Brianna Loves Jenna. And off screen,
she has never wavered from her goal of being the number 1 pornstar of
all time. I can think of twenty other porn stars I'd rather see on film
or in person based on what I consider sexy and based on something I've
seen them do in various videos, which is to say JJ's not my cup of tea,
but just as I can respect an athlete who is determined to win no matter
what, I've got to give her her props.
Jenna will be on the Dennis Miller Show Tuesday night 9PM EST.
Sharing A Coke With An HIV Positive Porn Girl
The other day, I was in the office of a pornographer. His previous visitor
had been an HIV-positive porn girl. She'd left a half-finished Coke. He
picked it up and was about to drink from it. Then he realized what he
was doing, screamed out a bunch of cuss words, threw the Coke in the trash,
and walked to the bathroom to wash his hands and face with soap.
We all know that HIV can't be transmitted from drinking out of the same
bottle but it is still freaky when you almost do it.
After I shook hands with him, I made a line to a bathroom so I could
wash with soap and water. Out, out damn spot!
When civilians complain that porn is dirty, they are not necessarily
talking about literal dirt. They're talking about a contagion that they
associate with sex work.
When civilians freak out about HIV in porn, it's not the literal cases
of HIV in porn that they are freaking out about because there aren't that
many. A dozen in the past five years. They're freaking out because their
connotation of sex work with filth has been made concrete and all their
prejudices about sex work come to consciousness and they want the dirty
little whores taken care of and kept away from their back yard.
Civilians can slobber over porn girls one minute, be fascinated by pornographers
for hours, and then boom, they want all the filthy whores and pimps thrown
in prison.
This industry and the public's reaction to it is inherently volatile
and there is no answer to how society should regulate porn. Whatever attitude
it takes, there will be volatile problems. No regulation can mean the
explosion of a public health menace. Regulation can mean part of the industry
goes underground and the Mob takes over.
Cancer
Can Be A Sexual Downer
"I ponder sometimes how much has been lost ... as a consequence of
sweet Lizzie's illnesses," Mr. O'Donnell wrote in 1999 in a journal
he keeps. "Her breathtaking good looks; her shapeliness; her breasts;
her lovemaking; her lovely tummy; her walks with me; her ability to
be counted on for X or Y; her hair on her head; her not needing to shave;
her constant need of medical care; her silence when sleeping."
The
Producers: Profiles in Frustration is
the #78 best selling book ebook on Amazon
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and the
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Will there be a convergence between amateur blogging
and amateur porn?
The
question from the Llamabutcher to Wonkette:
LB : "Do you feel at all guilty or responsible for the unholy convergence
of amateur blogging and amateur porn?" (Gasp, as quite a number of jaws
hit the floor)
WK: "I don't know what you mean---explain it as graphically as possible
for me"
LB: "Is this becoming more common--are you unleashing a scary phenomena
on the world? I mean, you got Jessica Cutler onto the Washington Post
Magazine and then Hustler..."
WK: "she did it herself. And, it's Playboy, not Hustler"
LB: "But still---will there be a convergence between amateur blogging
and amateur porn?"
She fumbled around a bit, and then said, "Well, they are a lot alike.
But only the best go pro..."
Xcitement Magazine Survives Hurricanes
Cindi Loftus writes: "I just wanted to let everyone know that all
is well here is South Florida. I made it through the hurricane alive,
all limbs in tact. I would love if you could throw this up on your site
for me because i have been without power for the last four days and still
have no internet connection. So anyone that is worried about me hasn't
heard back. I'll be in touch with you all just as soon as humanly possible.
Since I can't even get in to my e-mail, I can't drop people a note and
tell them what is going on. Oh, and my phone line is down too, lol. And
next weekend we are supposed to have ANOTHER hurricane. Jeez Maybe I ought
to move to LA, you don't have any natural disasters, do you?"
Sharon Mitchell Remaining At AIM
Contrary to rumors on the Web, Sharon Mitchell will remain in charge
of Adult Industry Medicine. Yes,
she does have a boyfriend who's not thrilled with the porn business. Sharon,
after the latest HIV crisis, is not thrilled with the business either.
It's been a lot of aggravation for not a lot of reward.
She has a private practice on Balboa counciling drug abusers. She's hired
a couple of people to run AIM for her. She comes in three half-days a
week. She may be publishing her 800-page PhD thesis as well as another
book, possibly on the industry's HIV problems.
Sympathy For The Devil
AVN
publisher and editor Tim Connelly, I've never met a finer man, writes
in the September AVN editorial:
A trade magazine promotes the industry about which it reports. AVN
does for "The Other Hollywood" what Variety does for Hollywood. Being
objective in a subjective medium is a Sisyphean task, and we rise to
the challenge every month, in print, and every day, on AVN.com. While
we don't say a bad movie is good, it's incumbent on us to talk about
the finer points of the adult industry to help sell more product in
this fiercely competitive market. In terms of porn movies, you can't
convince people to focus on quality rather than quantity. The economic
imperative is obviously to deliver more content and more cheap content.
It's a daunting challenge, sometimes, to say something meaningful in
an industry that, I've felt in my more cynical moments, makes the same
movie over and over again.
So when you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, some restraint.
Cause what's confusing you is just the nature of my game.
Tim Connelly's contract is coming up for renewal soon. I wonder if he
will be re-signed.
Travis writes: "That Tim Connelly. What a card. He tries to "be
objective" but also feels it's "incumbent" to "help sell more product."
Is this douchebag serious? Does he actually expect anyone to swallow this
line of confused thinking? Oh, but I forget, he quotes the Rolling Stones.
Someone should clue him in that Mick and Keith are cool, but that parroting
their lyrics just makes him look like the unoriginal hack he's always
been."
Felicia Fox Buys The Farm
Not quite yet, but soon. She's on her way out of the adult industry,
say her husband Tim case. I called him in the Midwest Tuesday afternoon.
Tim: "I don't know how many more movies she is going to make. She's
been dancing for five years. She'll be headlining in clubs for about another
year, but after that, we'll be about done with everything [adult]. There
comes a time..."
It's just not spiritual enough.
"Exactly. You start looking for something to fill the soul, and
not just the wallet."
An emptiness in your soul.
Does she still tell people when she's dancing that she's trying to pay
her way through college?
Or she's supporting her sick mother. Or paying off the medical bills
for her kid with leukemia?
"No, she never says anything like that. She's always said she wants
to put money away so she can buy a farm in Ohio.
"We're on the road three weeks of the month. We were in New York
City before the Republican convention."
What's Felicia's position on Iraq?
"That we shouldn't be there."
Unsafe touch.
"Her brother served in the Kuwait war. She's a registered Democrat."
Anatomy
Of Pleasure
Penthouse Pet of the Year Victoria Zdrok is now the author of Anatomy
of Pleasure, a couples book on the secrets of sexual pleasure.
Rob Spallone Walks Out Of Maury Povitch Show
Duke calls at 1:50 p.m. CA time: "Are you in New York?"
Rob: "I just walked out of the Maury Povitch show. I brought Calli,
a big tall girl, to be on, 'Opposites attract.' She was with a midget.
I was going to send Essie (a tall girl from Europe) but she couldn't make
it."
Were you on the show?
"No. I sat in the back. I don't go on that s---. They call me every
month for girls.
"I'm in the big city. It's 70 degrees and beautiful.
"If they ask me for a mental patient, I'll bring you.
"I'm looking at the Empire State Building. I'm about 100 yards away.
Do you want me to get you a t-shirt? What size are you?"
Medium.
Rob yells: "Get me a medium, 'I Love New York.'
"I'll be back Thursday."
Friday he has lunch with Bridgette Monroe.
Pamela Stacks Tour Delayed By Injury
Fog City writes
on TER:
Due to injurys caused by one of her horses kicking her in the face,
(bad bruises, but nothing broken!!) Porn Star PAMELA STACKS is delaying
her current tour by one week.
Pamela is recovering at home and she sends her deepest regrets if any
one was inconvenienced by this delay, and thanks you for your understanding.
She looks forward to seeing all you wonderful gentlemen in each of the
upcoming cities and sends her assurance she will be completely recovered
and ready to rock your world!
Porn Star Sammura
Smelly Monkey writes: "Why haven't you posted anything on super
sexy ghetto chick Sammura Shane? She
is a huge fan favorite here at xxxporntalk and her ---- job auction thread
in the cage is soaring up with price. Jump ahead of the curve."
Miss
Arroyo Phones It In
She's moving to Florida; not taking HIV medication.
WVEC TV Reporter Allison Williams Has Sex In Her News
Van
TBabe writes
on JBM:
For those who dont know, Allison
Williams is a West Virginia reporter who had sex in her news van.
LOL Anyway, I just got an email from her threatening to go to a lawyer
if i dont remove video. Funny thing is, her email sig has her name,
address and phone number in it. LOL I wonder how many porn sites she's
sending that to.
This is what she wrote: 'I will give you 24 hours to remove the video
on Allison Williams, or I will be seeing an attorney and bringing action
against the operators of this website.'
Related
JBM thread
Evan Horowitz Of XPays Hits GFY
Evan,
who is being sued by Microsoft for spam, posts: "We have the
capacity to send over 100 million mails a day, yet we do not. thanks but
no thanks. And I am 100% sure you have not received any mail from an xpays
affiliate in at least 16 months."
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T
Alex
writes on GFY:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter!
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't:
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN'T
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?
Marvad Is Pimpin'
PrettyOne
writes on GFY 9/7/04:
Well, since my last post was based on Marvad employees kissing my
ass and I was the frightened little girl that was being threatened to
be suued... I realized that they can't because I am the only one that
didn't sign a contract while employed by them.
So... During a phone conversation between RogerV and BrianM- I quote
RogerV- (this was Sept 1) "we'll just shave the sh-t out of 'em and
just say that the age verification pages screwed it up"
Also Brett of Marvad- watch your back because Roger wants to fire you...he
said he pays you too much and since Marvad is in the negative now, he
needs to cut overhead and you aren't the only one he wants to fire.
Marvad can barely pay its employees. Believe it.
Also BrianM - Roger wants to get rid of you too but he just didn't
have the balls to say it to you on the phone...they are trying to figure
out away to go around your contract. RogerV can't pay his employees
and that means the webmasters as well...so don't be surprised when you
get f-cked. But he does have the money to buy a 6g watch and a new Range
Rover and head to Vegas and gamble all the money that you have been
making him. Oh wait the watch is on credit- Just like his business He
still owes Ian over 3 mil -
Talk about debt, I would hate to be in his position. Ian is smart tho-
running the business by smacking Roger around like the bitch he is.
If it weren't for Ian backing Roger all the time and telling him what
to do Pornkings would have been gone a loooong time ago!
Roger- Hope Chris of CCbill wasn't dumb enough to let you borrow money-
did you tell him that you are in the negative, that you are planning
on f-cking your partner in the ass? and that you are firing some of
you most hard working employees because you are selfish and want more
money more money....
Lets calculate your debt- ok lets not, dont want to embarrass you any
further. And it doesn't matter that you are revamping- your content
sucks. Perfection cash content is a joke. Guys would get off more by
watching Brittney on MTV - fully clothed.
I'm
Instituting a Regime of IQ Tests for Potential Mates
A
political platform to get me married
Joe Diamond Interview
Joe Diamond has written for the New
York Post, the New York Daily News, TV Guide, Newsday and Intellectual
Capital. He's been interviewed on MSNBC, Fox News, CNN and the BBC.
Now he's writing about hookers
in Brazil for Hustler magazine and doing other sex-related writing.
We speak by phone Monday, September 6.
Joe: "I've been reading your stuff. We have opposite trajectories.
I went to yeshiva, a Sephardic yeshiva through third grade. The tuition
got too high for my mother."
Were you a budding Talmudic genius?
"I did better in religious school than I did in public school. The
educational standards at some of these parochial schools are amazing.
Once I got into middle school and high school, I started floundering educationally."
Joe has lived his whole life in Brooklyn. He went to Brooklyn College,
majoring in Political Science and Communications.
"After yeshiva, I wasn't involved in religious matters. I got bar
mitzvahed. I've always believed in God. For a long time, I tried to go
to temple on the High Holy Days. But nah, I have not been a good Jew for
many years."
So how old were you when you first used drugs?
"Whoa. When I first used drugs? Nah. I was a teenager and I did
the usual light stuff. I smoked pot. I didn't do that long either. I've
never been big on drugs."
When did you start experimenting with sex?
"About 15."
So you didn't get a blowjob for your bar mitzvah?
"No. It didn't cross my mind at the time.
"[After college] I was involved with politics and public affairs.
I worked for Rudy Giuliani. Then I ran an organization (Take Back New
York) that fought violent crime. We lobbied for tougher laws against violent
felons. We helped to change the parole system. We started the first Web
site in the country that gave the public information about violent inmates
coming up for parole.
"I worked with the Guardian
Angels. I know Curtis Sliwa. He was supportive of my organization."
Did you bring Rudy Giuliani hookers?
"No. It's such a funny question. I mean this in a good way. It's
like a Stuttering John question. So out of left field.
"I love the guy [Rudy]. When it comes to matters of sex, he's perceived
as puritanical because of the efforts he made to clean up Time Square.
There there was a side of his personal life that came out into the open
during his mayoralty. He'll always be associated with getting sex shops
out of residential areas in the mind of the adult industry."
Do you think Times Square is better for having gotten rid of most of
the sex shops?
"It's certainly more family friendly. It's been Disneyfied. You
have more tourists coming.
"As far as the industry is concerned, he probably drove up sales
on the Internet. When you take away these brick-and-mortar outlets, it
means that more people are buying the merchandise online. In that sense,
it's been a wash, or maybe even a gain, for the adult industry."
Who are your favorite porn stars?
"Out of all the women in porn, only a handful have stood out in
my mind. Montana Gunn. I was excited to meet Rebecca Bardoux at AVN. I've
always liked her performances on screen.
"Girl-on-girl porn is the only stuff I'll watch. In real life, I
don't like to see a guy get a girl that I am interested in. So why would
I want to pay that on screen? Why would I want to see a guy get a girl
that I want to screw? That is what happens in real life. I only like to
watch gorgeous girls get it on together.
"A lot of times, these girls are beautiful physically but they don't
show any real animation. Classic actress Christy Canyon was good at projecting
that energy.
"I've always been fascinated by porn. My career was on a very different
track. I've always been involved in conservative politics.
"I went on a trip to Brazil last February and I was amazed at how
sexual the culture was. I had a great time. I came back thinking, there's
a real story here. I haven't seen many articles on Rio de Janeiro, what's
really going on there. I pitched it to a few magazines and Hustler was
very interested. I went back later that year and did the article. This
got me to thinking that there are a bunch of adult magazines I could write
for."
Did you get into the she-male scene in Brazil?
"Not at all. In some ways, I am very straight-laced.
"Given the way the culture and economy is there, the only way for
a girl to climb up and get into the middle class and beyond is to moonlight
as a sex worker."
Did you feel like you were helping them to advance in their social class?
"When I sat down to write, that's the way I started to think about
it. Looking at it on a macro scale... When you are actually hooking up
with somebody there, no. After I got over my initial resistance.
"My friend Ian had been telling me about it for years. 'The girls
will treat you like a king.' My friend and I would make fun of him. 'You're
paying them. Of course they will treat you like a king.' My thing was
that I didn't want to go pay for sex. It's not only demeaning to the girl.
It's demeaning to me. It's going to sink my ego into the toilet.
"I went because it was real. It was the Rio carnival. I figured
there would be regular women from all over the world and beautiful girls
who live there and are not involved in that business. Then you go and
you see the place is flooded with working girls. It's so integrated into
the culture. You see all the guys there who are partaking in this.
"I met this one girl on my first night and she just dazzled me.
We sat down for a couple of hours and talked at a cafe. Before I knew
it, I wanted this girl. To hell with me being on a high horse and not
wanting to pay for this. If that's what it takes to have a night with
this girl, it's worth doing, especially if everybody here seems to be
condoning it.
"It's almost like a United Nations of women over there, such a melting
pot. A lot of the girls I met looked Northern Italian. Blonde hair with
olive skin.
"I can only imagine what you're thinking. I know this is a source
of moral conflict for you."
How do you think your writing for sex publications is going to affect
your writing for more conventional publications?
"I've crossed a big bridge."
It was the moral environment in Rio that let you think that whoremongering
was ok.
"Yeah, of course."
If you were in a different society that might've arrested you and humiliated
you, you wouldn't have done it.
"Right. It was the absence of stigma.
"I had a friend who was a mentor to me. When I hinted to him about
the kind of things I was writing about, he was aghast. 'Joe, you are ruining
yourself. You can't go back now.' I didn't know how to respond. This is
how my life has evolved.
"Rio is almost a reflection of Porn Valley. But I don't want to
intellectualize this too much.
"My main passion is to get a book contract and to live in Rio. Some
of the women I met there, I got romantically involved with. That's my
ultimate goal. I would love to go there and find a soul mate. I don't
care if she's a former sex worker. That would've bothered me at one time.
"The quality of relationships I've had in the United States with
regular girls have not worked for me.
"Would you reject a girl in the porn industry out of hand?"
Yeah.
How does your mom feel about your adult work?
"She's not thrilled with it."
Have you lost friends writing on this stuff?
"No. I've probably made friends."
I saw the movie Blame
it on Rio at age 17 and fell in love with Rio de Janeiro. But I'm
afraid to go there because the local mores might melt my otherwise firm
moral values.
"I was firm when I first went there that I wanted to observe the
local scene but I didn't want to pay. I didn't want to fly ten hours and
then pay to get laid. That was just repulsive to me. I very quickly got
sucked into the whole thing. There's still a part of me that says, 'Joe,
what the hell are you doing? This is not the image of yourself that you
had for many years.' But this is how life has unfolded for me.
"I have a friend from Brooklyn who is in his 30s. He's not happy.
He's got a good job. He hasn't been in a relationship in a long time.
He's shy. He doesn't like to go out to find romance in New York. So he
goes to Rio a lot. You have to do something. You have to express that
desire somewhere. He loves Rio and how the women treat him there. Once
in a while, he will lament to me, what if I am 50 and still doing this.
"That wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. If you are still
going there a few times a year when you are 50, there will be a lot of
guys who will still worship you like you are Hugh Hefner.
"It is not a mainstream life to go there and play around with all
these gorgeous hookers.
"But if you are not in a happy healthy stable relationship at home,
and you are not religious, then what do you do?"
What will you say to your wife on your wedding night?
"Why would I have to say anything to her about Rio? If she's reading
my articles, she will probably have a list of questions for me."
How do civilian women react when they find out about your Brazil adventures?
"I've only been doing this for under a year. A lot of the women
I've met are cool with it. Others have been not too cool with it.
"One girl I mentioned to her an article I'd done. I told her I wrote
for adult magazines. She seemed cool with it. I told her I had won this
contest and got to go to LA to do a scene with a porn girl. Brittney
Skye for BeTheMask.com. Maybe she will think that's really cool. I
told it to her and she said, 'Now that is the official end of our date.'
"I couldn't believe I had been so tone deaf. Oh, you idiot. You
really thought this was going to impress the girl."
Brittney Skye is cute. What
sort of scene did you do with her?
"Just a straight sex scene.
"As I was getting prepared to go out to LA to do this, I thought,
maybe it will be a version of what happens in Rio. In Rio, I met these
girls who are working girls but then I've had romance with some of them.
It's gone from business to romance on several occasions. That's been interesting.
It has shown that a lot of these girls are open emotionally. Who knows?
There might be a real nice wife over there waiting for me to meet her.
"I'm thinking, maybe Brittney will really like me and we'll have
a real chemistry together. After we do our scene, we'll go out for a nice
romantic dinner.
"She's a sweet girl. She did a good scene. But there was no chemistry
between us. She was getting paid to do the scene and that was fine. She
was a professional. It was an eye-opener because it my heart of hearts,
I had hoped there would be more than doing a scene."
I had all the same fantasies about porn stars.
"In Rio, there are girls of porn star quality and you can be with
them.
"Later in the day, I did a scene with Brittney and Felix Vicious,
a goth chick."
Did you have trouble performing?
"I took a lot of viagra. In the first scene, I came quicker than
the director wanted."
What's it like coming back from Brazil and dating civilian girls?
"For my friend Ian, that's always a big letdown. He doesn't go out
and socialize. All he does is sit around and dreams about Brazil.
"Last night I went to a Jewish singles event in Manhattan. I spoke
to one girl. There were no sparks. I told her I go to Brazil but I didn't
get into the nitty gritty of it. If someone asks me specifically, I'll
tell them. I'm not going to hide.
"Dating in the real world has been getting harder lately. I've been
going through a dry spell. I still try to go out and socialize. I go to
different clubs. I'll go out to bars. I'll think, why am I still doing
this? I'll think about three relationships I've been in where I could've
gotten got married. Those were my chances to have a normal life, and for
whatever reason, I wasn't prepared to make the jump. I've made my bed.
I've set things up in my life, past 40, still searching for a soulmate,
still floundering around.
"I envy you. You have deep beliefs. They serve as a rock for you.
Every time I've deeply believed in something, at some point, I've drifted
away from it. I've lost the touchstones I've had in my life."
What has surprised you about porn?
"I've realized there are a lot of smart people in porn. There are
a lot of professionals who want to get the job done and are dedicated
to their craft and business. It's a mature industry, around for over 30
years. A lot of performers have impressed me with their intelligence and
how professional they are."
Israeli
sex
Lisa
On The Face writes on Israeli sex: Monday evening, following a late
coffee with a couple of friends at Orna and Ella's on Sheinkin Street,
I was stopped by a young woman standing just outside the sex shop across
the street from the restaurant. She was wearing a white lab coat and carrying
a clipboard. "Excuse me," she said politely, "Would you be interested
in attending a free 30-minute lecture on sexuality at the sex shop?"
The greatest blog
I've seen - JamesWolcott.com
Distinguished author and literary critic.
Mary Carey's Breasts
Jack writes: Mary Carey was making news reports for bullets and boobs
campaign. Do you know about this? Attacking the military policy is for
publicity. She has implants. Her doctor is Dr. Graham. He has a website
in Florida, bodyimage.com. She got implants before she moved to california
to make porno movies for Mark Kulkis. Don't be misled. Many people know
her when she had small breasts and was a housedancer.
September Dawn - What Happened to Stormy
Gene Ross writes for adultfyi:
I had a quickie chat recently with September Dawn, who together with
Stacy Valentine and Shelby Stevens has put together a new modeling agency
called Exotic Star Models, www.exoticstarmodels.com.
I asked September what happened to Wicked contract girl Stormy who
was originally announced as one of the agency's owners. September tells
me that Stormy with all of her other hats in the business simply didn't
have the time to give to the agency and has since bowed out.
60
Minutes On Porn
I call my Jewish porn friend Dora, 21, who fled Florida for safer environs.
"You heard about Frances being the size of Texas?"
Duke: "A lot of people say I am the size of Texas."
Dora: "I can't believe I saw you on TV. The number one adversary
of porn and yet you are still..."
Duke: "I'm fighting evil."
Dora: "But you are evil too. You are a horny man in his early 30s...
Sex is great yet you are fighting sex yet you love sex. I don't understand
you."
Duke: "I just think that sex belongs in marriage. Or anywhere else
you can get it."
Dora: "Anywhere else you can get it is where the porn industry lives."
Duke: "I must condemn that."
Dora: "That's why you are not getting laid now."
Duke: "I've reached a higher spiritual plane where these fleeting
physical pleasures mean so little to me compared to the eternal verities."
Dora: "You're not getting any, Duke."
Duke: "I don't think it is right to have sex outside of marriage."
Dora: "Then why have you done it in the past?"
Duke: "I fell from grace. It wasn't so much that I sinned against
God as I sinned against myself. I feel soiled and tawdry. I feel like
I've given away something special that I should have saved for my bride.
"So how did I do last night? Was I morally authoritative?"
Dora: "You were mildly amusing as well."
Duke: "Good thing I managed to stock up on Brill's Hair Cream before
the show."
Dora: "I noticed that."
Duke: "I'm granting forgiveness of sins before Yom Kippur."
Dora: "How do I get forgiveness from you, Duke?"
Duke: "I can think of a few things."
Dora says her last two boyfriends said that she was the best lover they
had ever had. The one before that asked her to marry him during sex, during
the time he was inside of her.
Dora: "I said, 'Shut up, we're trying to have sex here.' He said,
'Really. Let's get married and have kids.' 'Shut up!' I kicked him out
of the house. I couldn't continue because he kept talking during sex.
If you want to talk during sex, you talk dirty. But you don't talk to
me about marriage during sex."
Duke: "How many lovers have you had in your life?"
Dora: "About a dozen. Would you like to make it 13?"
Duke: "That wouldn't be appropriate as I am in a position of moral
leadership over you."
Dora: "If there was anybody in the world that I would make a porn
with, it would probably be with you, so I could show it all over the world.
I would never let anybody tape having sex with me, except you."
Duke: "Could I do a facial?"
Dora: "Great. I could show it to everybody. A tight curvy body with
the moral leader, Duke Floored."
Duke: "I was firm and strong. I was stern and hard."
Dora: "You were harsh.
"Have you thought about starting a cult? I think you'd be really
good at that."
Duke: "What would I have to do to get you into shul for Yom Kippur?"
Dora: "You would have to promise to bang me in the temple."
Duke: "It's a deal."
Dora: "When I was in Israel, I wanted to go skinny dipping in the
Jordan river. I wanted to do something unholy in the Holy Land."
Duke: "I've never propositioned anyone in the adult industry."
Dora: "You propositioned me."
Duke: "I meant I've never propositioned a porn star."
The Man Vanishes
Amy
Sohn writes: More and more men are perfecting an infuriating alternative
to the painful, drawn-out breakup: the disappearing act.
Duke says: I often do this. I never like to break-up, rather, I prefer
to slowly drift away.
Asia Carrera's Pregnancy
Asia Carrera writes
on asiacarrera.com:
OK, to satisfy the curious, above we have one random pic of me back
when I was skinny, and a pic I took of myself last night, 12 weeks pregnant
and 30 pounds heavier. The cute 36-C boobs I was once quite fond of
are now these awkward 38-DD's that are really heavy and a pain in the
butt. I'm actually wearing bras for the first time in my life, and I
wear the evil constricting things night and day because I'm afraid of
winding up with windsocks for breasts! If you're hoping to see what
the rest of me looks like, forget about it! I look like someone stuck
a bicycle pump in my butt and inflated me into a Thanksgiving Day parade
float! Yep, tie a string to my boo-boo ring, and you can march the Asia
Carrera float along in the Macy's day parade!
Y'know, there's nothing more depressing than having to look at pictures
of my own skinny centerfold ass when I look and feel like the blob that
ate New York!! To all the women out there who have ever felt intimidated
or inferior to the airbrushed perfection of pornstars in all their naked
glory, I feel your pain! I'm not sure which I hate more - my fat-ass
NOW, or my skinny-ass THEN!
We Get Mail
LT writes:
When I asked you if the new Stacy Valentine was the same as the one Stormy
Daniels, you answered me: "NO" but curiously, they have the same name
and represent the same models. I'm wondering why Stormy isn't mention
with that agency Exoticstarmodels anymore?
When do you think the Rob Black trial will start?
After the election. Rob Black's lawyers are delaying until after the
November four presidential election.
Those Madams Of Old
Ida writes: "So Nici of Nicisgirls.com is alive and well in Florida,
Hurricane Frances notwithstanding. Did she and her nemesis Stacey (of
Covergirls International) bury the hatchet and shack up together? Or were
they the same person all along? Multiple personality disorder would certainly
put an interesting spin on the feud that played out on your old site."
60
Minutes Repeats Two Parter On Porn
You
can watch the segments here.
Matt26z
writes on GFY:
For those who didn't watch, the reporting stance was fairly neutral.
But the adult industries strong points were presented in a way that
was much more stronger than the anti-porn crowd.
It was nice they took the time to explain Extreme Associates defense
that community standards don't apply to DVDs mailed out over the internet.
The other side provided no comeback against that either. The PA attorney
general totally dodged it in fact.
HUSTLER ARTICLE ON BRAZIL TO BECOME BOOK, POSSIBLY FILM
September 5, 2004 -- Defying industry concerns about Brazil, journalist
Joe Diamond writes in the November Hustler (on sale now) that Rio de Janeiro
is "one huge brothel" overflowing with gorgeous "fantasy-caliber" hookers.
Diamond calls it a "Disney World for adults." The article is plugged
prominently on the cover's coveted top-left spot, alongside a sizzling
Tera Patrick. "How fitting that Tera's the issue's covergirl," says Diamond.
"Rio may be the only place on earth where average guys can spend a night
of bliss with girls as hot as Tera for about $60."
Diamond calls Rio the "Cidade de Meus Sonhos" -- City of My Dreams. On
other trips there he's covered shoots for Peter North's "Latina Fever"
series and Third World Media's "Pretty Little Latinas" line. Those reports
are slated for upcoming issues of Fox Magazine.
A literary agent has contacted Diamond about turning his experiences
in Rio into a book and possibly a film or TV series. Although he finished
the Hustler article before adult actor Darren James returned from Brazil
with HIV, Diamond's subsequent research on AIDS in Brazil revealed a number
of surprising facts.
According to the United Nations' 2004 Report on the Global Aids Epidemic,
the prevalence of HIV in Brazil is well below 1% of the population. The
world director of the UN Joint Program for HIV/AIDS, Peter Piot, said
that Brazil has one of the world's best programs for the prevention and
treatment of AIDS. He said "Brazil is the first developing nation to"
gives AIDS victims free antiretroviral drugs, halting the disease's advance
and reducing the deaths it causes.
Moreover, according to a July 2003 PBS Newshour report: "When it comes
to fighting AIDS, Brazil is one developing country that has defied the
odds. In 1995, the World Bank estimated that there would be 1.2 million
Brazilians infected with HIV by the year 2000. Today, the number of those
estimated to be infected with the virus is half that amount."
Since he began writing for adult magazines last year, Diamond has quickly
become one of the industry's most prolific journalists. In addition to
Hustler, his articles about the porn biz have appeared in Club, Oui, Fox,
Screw and Maxim (UK edition). For more information, see http://www.joediamond.us/wildside,
or email Diamond at diamondjoe@verizon.net.
Gloomy Sunday
I just saw a great film
about 1930s Budapest and the Holocaust, Gloomy Sunday.
Julane writes:
For one thing, the beginning and ending create and resolve a compelling
mystery (most of the film is a flashback). For another, you may or may
not believe that a song could drive people to suicide, but you must
admit it is a beautiful, sad and haunting melody. The story held my
interest, as did the characters. The other obvious appeal was the opportunity
to gaze endlessly at the incredibly lovely and angelic Erika Marozsán.
I am female and straight and I could not get enough of looking at her;
I could easily believe that she might inspire a piece of music that
conveyed its composer's hopeless longing for her.
According to the Los Angeles Times review of this film, "The song
was actually composed in 1935 by Rezsö Seress, with lyrics by László
Jávor, and did in fact accompany a number of suicides as Europe grew
darker; Billie Holliday recorded a popular American version."
Porn Star Escorts
The Real Magoo writes: Exotica-2000. Is this for real? I could be f------ Chasey Lain right now?
Giorgio
writes on GFY: "It is very real. Alot of porn actresses enter
porn to increase their value as feature dancers and/or escorts. A porn
actress will earn alot more money as an escort than filming a sex scene
with less hassle. A very good escort can make over a million dollars a
year."
Escorpio writes: "It's real and very expensive. Someone on the board
paid $3,000 + $500 tip to f-ck Miko Lee. I don't know if that was the
agency used but I do know if a hooker has made some porn she can charge
way more."
Mike South writes: "Yes you COULD be f------ Chasey Lain right now
but have you seen her LATELY those pics aren't exactly representative
of the NEW Chasey."
Charly writes:
Most porn stars will ---- you if you have the right money. About ten
years ago an English girl went to LA and established herself as a porn
star. As her career came to an end she opened a "Dance" agency. You
could book a porn star to come to your home and dance all night. Depending
on who the star was would depend what was charged for an all night "Dance"
or an hour.
AMADude writes: The site is real but MANY of those girls are definitely
not available and not escorting.
JaceXXX writes: yeah, there are a bunch that did escort at one time,
and haven't for years they never take down girls, only put them up.
Problems With Private
Drew
Black writes on AdultDVDTalk.com:
Private has seen some very serious turnover in their executive management
positions throughout the company. They had a CEO in there for a while
that was suppposed to be god's gift to the internet. He pushed the company
in too many non-core directions at one time. During his tenure they
spent a lot of time and resources developing silly product lines and
trying to creating content and subscription services for markets that
simply don't exist (like PDAs and cellphones). I think you'll start
seeing good things from Private over the course of the next 12- 18 months.
Thrak writes: "I know that even Skeeter was tethered by Private
for his first two movies for them (No DAP, no ATM) I know they supposedly
took off those restrictions starting with his third movie for them, so
hopefully things are looking up for them."
2257 Changes - What Are Porn Studios/Talent Doing?
AVN's
Mark Kernes reports.
Mutt
writes on AdultDVDTalk.com:
I do biz with alot of webmasters and it appears to me 95% of them are
ignorant of the draconian changes in the 2257 law coming up shortly
or are going to bury their heads in the sand. What are the LA movie
studios doing?
I've seen very little written about what the studios or porn talent
are thinking. Are porn girls aware that their privacy is going to be
put at risk by Ashcroft's new changes? That a studio that licenses its
DVDs to web companies will have to give anybody who licenses a DVD copies
of your model id's. Does this also apply to video store operators, both
brick and mortar stores and online retailers?
Also if you read the new 2257 it's very vague about talent from outside
the US. It's possible if you read the thing literally that American
companies will not be able to use European or Canadian talent for that
matter. Nobody seems to have a clue about that part of it, it may just
have been worded badly. the changes are more directed at the Internet
but still changes must be made by the movie studios, especially those
who run sites of their own or license/sell content.
If Bush gets re-elected then you can expect a long line of pornographers
and webmasters going to jail. from a webmasters' point of view, the
new changes are beyond what is possible for many people. Ashcroft has
vowed that 2257 will be enforced. If Kerry gets in these changes will
be on the book but I dont think his administration will enforce it.
KO_Artist writes:
I read Kernes' full article on AVN and to be honest I don't see what
the fuss is about. I'm not one for gov't regulation in the adult industry,
but most of 2257 seems to make sense. Yes, it is a tad bit cumbersome
and will be a bitch and inconvenience to keep current, but I don't see
why this is evil.
Webmasters must be beside themselves because it would seem impossible
to actually register every adult "image" on the net, but to ask for
a valid form of ID doesn't seem unreasonable. If you can't buy a pack
of cigarettes with a college ID or selective service card, you shouldn't
be able to do porn either. I do not like the fact that the gov't can
inspect these records with no advance warning at all. That is just plain
wrong, but if it helps keep things above board and LEGAL, I don't see
why studios would argue. It can even help them keep a paper trail and
protect them from litigation. Anyway my point is some parts of 2257
seem to protect more than hurt.
I work for the largest adult affiliate network and internet fulfillment
company and I haven't heard this discussed in the office. Maybe my ear
isn't close the ground (I started there a week ago), but most parts
of 2257 are outrageous. Our affiliates won't be happy. What are they
going to do for content?
Harri Patel writes: "The obvious intent is to make the records-keeping
burden so onerous that most people and companies that currently make sexually
explicit images available on the internet will be forced to stopped doing
so."
Complaints About Epoch/Paycom
Matt_WC writes
on JBM:
Rand I love Epoch and you guys are great. But your Tech support seems
overloaded right, we email and confirm that the emails have been recieved
via phone and we were told yesterday that the email was on the "Radar"
of your programmer and he'd look into it when he could. We have been
trying to get templates up for cancel plus and upgrade plus for 3 full
weeks now with emails going to epoch almost everyday. Its very frustrating
and we did do that whole confirm of emails with your new spam filter.
Your head programmer "Mosis" takes our templates for cancelplus & upgradeplus
and doubles up the code and doesn't spend much time at all checking
it and installs it and its a total mess on our templates. Plus simple
emails like "How do we control the return URL off cancelplus / retentionplus"
are just ignored with no response.
What I always find impressive about these threads is how quickly Epoch/Paycom
respond and try to resolve problems. I don't think anybody is quicker
at responding to threads criticizing them.
Orthodox
teens run riot on El Al flight
A group of unruly American-Jewish youths turned Tuesday's El Al flight
from New York into a total shambles.
The flight contained two groups of young adults. One was composed of
over a hundred orthodox youth, flying to Israel to begin a one-year
yeshiva study program. The other was a Na'aleh group, organized by the
Jewish Agency.
During the flight, members of both groups began running wild. "I have
never seen anything like this", said a cabin crew member. "Kids from
both groups were totally out of control, behaving like hooligans. They
were smoking on the flight, and drinking large quantities of alcohol.
Some of them bought a bottle of whiskey from the duty free, and drank
the entire bottle, arriving in Israel totally pickled".
Many of the passengers behaved inappropriately, making out on the seats.
One particularly enterprising couple was caught trying to have sex in
the restroom, but were interrupted before being able to fully implement
their plans.
Other passengers confirmed these reports, including the fact that the
orthodox youth were active participants in the mayhem.
Kendra Jade Rots In Las Vegas Jail
Gene Ross writes on Adultfyi.com:
During his KSEX show, www.ksexradio.com, Friday night, Wankus announced
that he got a call from Kendra Jade who was, apparently, still in Las
Vegas. Last week, Wankus announced that Jade had been arrested and was
in a Sin City jail but would be on her show the following week to discuss
the situation. Such was not the case.
Wankus alluded to Jade's "commitments" in Las Vegas. "Basically she's
dealing with the police, still, from being in jail," he said. With,
perhaps, a new KSEX curse in the making, Jade isn't the only peejay
in the slammer. According to Wankus, Girth Brooks, who does a Monday
night show with Lisa Sparxxx, is also incarcerated but wouldn't provide
details. "A lot of KSEX hosts in jail lately," Wankus quipped. It was
noted that co-ho Katie Morgan had been in jail on a federal rap.
"As time goes on I'm finding out more KSEX hosts that go to jail,"
said Wankus. "Thank God I haven't. But none of it has to do with KSEX.
Katie's was marijuana. Kendra's was, I believe, some kind of sexual
inappropiateness. Girth, I have no idea why he's in jail. I'll find
out. And there was scattered others."
GFY Drama Building?
Bamboozled
writes on JBM:
So I get this invite from Quiet to check out his new board Drinkmorepostmore.com.
I guess FletchXXX and Quiet have started a new board and are inviting
over GFY's top posters. It is in Quiet's tagline at GFY. Look for Lens
to flip soon once he figures it out. You people don't realize how profitable
GFY has become for Lensman since his programs have tanked. Rumor has
it Juicy and Mr. Izz has upset the normal GFY'ers and there is massive
post envy. So the ones with the damaged egos have started their own
board.
Lowest Point in GFY History Reached Today
Mutt
writes on GFY: I
still can't believe two human stains thought it would be 'kewl' to try
to humiliate somebody who had just lost their 46 year old mother to cancer.
I thought i'd seen the lowest point when AMP called Sly a cripple and
wanted to fight him but this is much lower - it really can't go any lower.
Nero Fiddles while Rome burns
Mike South writes:
It is interesting to see porners arguing about whether the porn biz is
consumer driven or distributor driven. I got news for them It's really
internet driven. These boys selling videos better figure it out or all
the three letter acronym distributors are going to be dinosaurs.
DCypher writes on hardcoregossip.com:
Mike South Dot Com, a porn gossip site which regularly features insider
scoops into Digital Playground, including digitally altered pictures
of publicist Adella, alongside spurious accounts of industry happenings,
scathing opinion pieces, and some of the worst spelling and grammar
seen to date in the business, seems to be another victim of the latest
rash of hurricane action to hit Florida.
Despite the fierce weather and the stalled hurricane Frances drifting
like a lazy hooker in the warm waters of Palm Beach, Mike South is still
out fishing, and bringing in the record catches. He managed to get this
picture to me via fax of Digital Contract Starlet and Mainstream media
darling, Jesse Jane, helping him reel in the catch of a lifetime.
15-16 yr old cheerleaders doing carwash in bikinis
Ray
Vega writes on GFY:
I've noticed this in my town every weekend...the high school cheerleading
squad raising money by having carwash "fund raisers". There is a professional
carwash just down the street, but yet there is a line of cars filled
with middle aged men around the block showing local "support". Couldn't
be these perverted bastards want to see the little high school girls
soaping up their cars huh? Has anyone else seen this? anyone else think
it's wrong? My daughter is hereby banned from cheerleading when she's
old enough.
Listen up Romans and Jews
Brujah
writes on GFY: I just saw Passion of The Christ and I'm not happy
with your s---. You got some splainin' to do.
Excita writes: It's a hard movie for me too - cruelty, violence and etc.
I don't like it - in our lifes is too much same s--- and i don't want
to see it in movies.
Boobmaster replies: But it shows exactly what Jesus had to endure to
die for the sins of mankind.
CET writes: That's never made any sense to me. God is omnipotent, so
why did anyone have to endure anything? Also, why does god have to sacrafice
himself, to himself, to appease himself from being so pissed off about
man breaking a rule he made? Sorry, the whole thing just never made any
sense to me, even when I was a christian.
Boobmaster replies:
If it never made sense to you, why did you become a Christian in the
first place?
(1) Rebellion (as manifested by violation of God's laws) separates man
from God.
(2) Man cannot reconcile himself to God through the law because he cannot
keep the law.
(3) If man violates one part of the law, he violates the whole law.
(4) The wages of Sin (violation of the law) is death.
(5) Redemption is only possible through blood sacrifice (i.e., through
the blood of Christ).
(6) Salvation is freely available to all who accept Christ's sacrifice
as payment for their sins.
So, everybody who went to see the movie is a moron? How can you trash
someone who loved you enough to go through all that when he didn't have
to?
So anyone who believes in Jesus is a moron? That would include Albert
Einstein. Do you know what the word 'moron' means? Does having faith in
something automatically mean that you lack intelligence? Maybe people
are buying the DVD because they are looking for answers. Have you ever
considered that?
Heymatty writes: Jesus loves me. But is very disappointed with Boobmaster.
Why
can't Republicans party?
By
Chaim Amalek, our correspondent in Manhattan.
Hayley Rivers
Growing Bored With Porn
Hayley Rivers writes:
I am rapidly becoming bored with the adult industry. At first, everyone
seemed nice enough and the deals were straightforward. Now it seems
that every other producer I meet wants sex in exchange for putting me
in their movies. "If it's worth it to you, I have a little offer..."
they begin. Frankly, it is not worth it to use my body as a bargaining
tool to be in a movie. It would seriously mess with my mind to do so.
So that's it. If I get any straightforward offers through my agent,
I will consider them, but no more going to see producers.
I have not experienced more satisfaction lately than in compiling research
for a book (not my book). I swoon before statistics, charts and graphs,
in a world where my curiosity can be well sated. I meet with government
branches and get anwers to intellectual questions. They look me in the
eye. They can tell I've done my research. They don't ask if I'm wearing
panties under my business attire (I'm not).
I just hate wearing panties. Sometimes I wear them, sometimes I don't.
When I am at home typing at the computer (like now), I am usually naked.
I love fashion, but I hate wearing clothes, if that makes any sense.
And now that I live alone, it is no problem to be naked most of the
time.
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