Holly Randall Got Married! Pictures of the happy couple

I am so happy, because she is so happy! Holly is English btw, her parents are English and she just married an English guy! (And he’s cute, and has nice teeth). I talked to Holly she sent me pictures and here is what she had to say-

"Yes I got married last week. It was a spur of the moment decision and
totally unlike me which made it very romantic! It was a simple civil
ceremony at the Ventura courthouse– Aria Giovanni was witness, and
afterward we all had lunch in lovely downtown Ventura. That night my
parents took us out to dinner. It was very quiet and simple, just how I
like it. We are planning on having a big to-do this time next year though,
so all of our friends and family can witness it.

"I’m very happy and he’s a wonderful guy. We feel so comfortable together
and even my closest friends say that we act like we have been together for
much longer than we have. Everybody who meets him loves him and he always
puts me first, which is so rare. He’s really good for me: he brings me
back down to earth when I’m freaking out and he won’t let me work 15 hour
days. And because he’s British he has good table manners! Hallelujah! And
perhaps most of all, I know he’ll make an amazing father someday. I feel
very blessed!"

 

51 thoughts on “Holly Randall Got Married! Pictures of the happy couple

  1. The Colonel says:

    Holly and her husband have my best wishes. I hope they’ll be happy and prosperous.

  2. Larry Horse says:

    Luke depressed? He was depressed before Holly, way before, besides I think depression is a huge chunk of his devotion to Judaism. Holly looks happy, good. Something not quite right about this guy, what’s he do? Sorry, I think we all are protective of Holly, even if we dont know her personally, more answered questions the better we all feel. All in all good for Holly and this guy is one lucky bastard.

  3. That means that all posibilities of Holly stepping in front of the camera for some hardcore action are gone?

  4. The Colonel says:

    No Rics, that means Holly just got hotter. I have a thing for married women, I see a ring on a hot woman’s finger and my dick instantly gets hard. Not forget to mention the best case scenario in my book is doing a DP on a married woman with her husband.

    There’s nothing tastier than the kiss of a married woman.

  5. Randy West says:

    Is the colonel still directing?

  6. Larry Horse says:

    I’m honored by Mr West’s prescence, man I hope its him. I think the Colonel and Randy should perform with Kay in a threesome, or Ruby, how bout all four.

  7. The Colonel says:

    Yes Randy, I’m still directing, releasing one title per month. Occasionally I step in front of the camera and perform, too. Gotta say I always liked and admired your works, Up And Cummers is one of the all time best series in American porn, you introduced many fine girls in that series.

    Porn is not what it once was, but hey, it’s still this thing of ours and I don’t know anything else that interests me more that porn.

    Good to have you on this board, brother.

  8. freepornstarpix says:

    So, where are they going to live? The UK?

  9. sirecumalot says:

    i guess the underlying factor is the need to bear children.
    i would gladly have donated my superior semen to the beautiful Holly..
    this boy she found truly looks like a boy from a twink production.. perhaps they met on set.

  10. freepornstarpix says:

    Lol! He is cute. Is he porn too?

  11. Randy West says:

    Hey colonel, you shooting straight porn now?

  12. The Colonel says:

    Yes Randy, as I’ve always been. 2 Hairy, sweaty guys kissing and rubbing each other’s butt cheeks was never my idea of hot sex.

    Are you still in contact with Victoria? She’s been off the radar for a long time. I hope she’s well.

  13. Randy West says:

    Vicky got serious with a guy who runs one of the casinos. It’s been a good 6 months since I saw her. If I run into her I’ll let her know your straight now.

  14. The Colonel says:

    Look man, up to this minute I’ve been cool to you, either you’re really Randy and are mistaking me for someone else, or you’re just an asshole signing up as Randy West to fuck around and do the monkey dance. Either way I don’t give a shit. I’m more straight than your father ever was, I can assure you of that. So if you wanna chat and have fun, be my guest, but if you wanna act like a massive homo jerk, then get lost and go suck someone else’s dick.

  15. Randy West says:

    That’s cool man it takes all types. It’s just that I’d only know two guys who called themselves the colonel in the biz and ones dead and the other hasn’t been around. But both of them did gay only. I thought it was you since you said you knew me. You got a website or something maybe jog my memeory.

  16. The Colonel says:

    It’s good brother, sorry if I sounded a bit harsh, it’s just because these days you get lots of people on porn message boards who sign up to either kiss whore’s asses or pick up cyber fights. I thought you were one of them.

    But yeah, about this Colonel thing, back when Luke Ford was running this web site, I started contributing articles and commenting here, I picked The Colonel as my user name, because it kinda sounded right. At the time I wasn’t thinking about the possible similarities. Sometimes people mistake me for other colonels like Colonel Rob from now defunct Mondo Video.

    I mainly produce DVDs, don’t have a specific web site. I’ve been messing around with the idea of a subscription-based web site for sometimes, but in today’s market it just doesn’t seem profitable enough. Maybe I do something in the future if the circumstances improve.

  17. colonel, like you i’m hoping it’s the realy randy.I remember as a kid watching a 8mm “loop” with him and seka and another chick. ah,chessy seventies porn complete with hairy pussies, garter belts with reinforced stockings with no porn shoes. also colonel, it seems like a lot of new posters lately, thats fine everyone is free to sign up and comment on articles here. but if they want to get on here and try to pick fights or get smart, like you said they can go and suck christian’s dick!

  18. “they can go and suck christian’s dick!”
    Is sucking Chrissyxxx dick porn’s equivalent of go to hell?
    I also saw Penny Flame use that expression in XPT.

    She forgot that she was been there, done that and got the pictures!

  19. freepornstarpix says:

    Is the Colonel Jeff Coldwater?

  20. freepornstarpix says:

    If you’re in a weird niche like armpit creampies, there is still some loot to be made. Just DRM your stuff or only let it stream. Don’t let them download it. And don’t deal with any of the VOD places that give stuff away for 3 cents a minute. Let your website be the only place where they can get your product. (All of this trains your customers to come to you, for instance like training a dog.)

  21. The Colonel says:

    Yes Pornfan, we should make this into a new law: every spammer must do a 69 with Christian.

    Damn, Christian keeps popping up in every fucking topic, he’s like the William Shatner of porn message boards. Speaking of Shatner, I just watched Star Trek, and man this new one kicks major, and I mean major ass with an unforgettable appearance by Leonard Nimoy; and keep in mind that originally I was never a big fan of Star Trek, so I can imagine Trekkies wiill go ape shit over it.

  22. The Colonel says:

    freepornstarpix Says:

    ‘If you’re in a weird niche like armpit creampies, there is still some loot to be made.’

    In theory that sounds viable, but in practice it’s different. Here’s why:

    1. Wierd niches don’t have a vast market. Those who are into wierd niches are willing to pay more to get what they want, but those people are a small portion of porn consumers.

    2. Setting up a web site is the easy part, but in order to gain profit, you’ll need exposure, and in today’s cyber jungle exposure is costly and difficult. Basically, you have 2 options: either you can go independent and try to generate traffic to your web site by advertising which costs too much and there’s no guarantee it’ll work, or you can become an affiliate with a network and in return give them half of your profit. Becoming an affiliate might work for independent amateurs and free lancers, but for professional producers it’s not very profitable.

    All in all, it seems dot com era as we knew it is over.

  23. freepornstarpix says:

    Just opening an affiliate program does not guarantee success. People look at BangBros and think all that they need is a site. The truth is that BangBros started in the 96-97 era as owners of many link lists like Sublime Directory. Back then, webmasters could submit galleries to them and get tons of traffic back. So when those guys started BangBus.com, they already had a mailing list of webmasters that they collected over the years from gallery submitters.

    You are right about weird niches not having a wide market, but if you have a 6 or 7 weird niche sites like Kink.com, you can make a living. Start small, get listed in a 10 to 20 porn directories and then make sure that each site has a mailing list. Send out weekly update bulletins. You won’t make millions like it was in 1999, but if you can make $3k a month, that is better than 0.

    If porn valley video companies stopped whoring out their content to VOD places for 3 cents on the dollar, DVD sales would go up. Or if they just sold one scene from a new title on VOD, people would be more inclined to buy the DVD. Things have got to fucking change if the industry wants to survive! We can’t all be hookers in the new adult section on Craigslist.

  24. Colonel, i remember our talk about a month ago on sci-fi and horror. iremember your’re a star wars fan and space 1999. when you went to the movie did you take a good-looking “ho”.

  25. The Colonel says:

    Yes Pornfan, as a matter of fact I did, though she’s only 23 and not very cinematically inclined. The theatre was filled with Trekkies. When Leonard Nimoy made his ‘Live long and prosper’ hand gesture, they literally went ape shit and started screaming, some of them raised their both hands, making the gesture and saluting their Vulcan god Mr. Spock. She asked me: What’s going on? What the fuck they’re doing? I said: Never mind, just watch the movie.

    But all Trekkie madness aside, this new movie is a magnificent piece of work, great story, great performances, great action sequences and amazing special effects done by ILM (George Lucas’ Industrial Light & Magic). Check it out if you still haven’t.

  26. Rod Hugenstein says:

    So, has anyone actually seen any of The Colonel’s work? No website, Randy West doesn’t know him (or maybe he does). Who’s distributing his stuff? What girls has he shot?

  27. ZeeInsideAdult says:

    The Colonel, he shoot POV in his apartment with the lower girls. So he get sex and pay girl.

  28. Someone once gave me a list of who they think Colonel is. First thing I thought was are you kidding me. These guys are legends. But they weren’t sure though. I was also told Luke knows who he is. I don’t know if that’s true though.

  29. The Colonel says:

    The people who must know who I am know that, including Luke Ford, Cindi, some of LIB commenters who either are my friends (Kay Ryan) or have worked with me (Heidi Mayne).

    My identity is not a secret, it’s just none of everybody’s business. I hope that answers your inquiries, and if it doesn’t, then you can keep scratching your heads and go fuck yourselves.

  30. Coronel remember sir, its “go and suck Trannyfucker’s cock”.

    Heidi post here? She uses her real name or a alias?

  31. The Colonel says:

    Heidi posts here sometimes using her real name, would have been great if more porn girls were on this board. But instead we have an increasing number of assholes and scumbags who know nothing about nothing and only add bullshit to the conversation.

  32. Colonel why is is when I go away you always seem to get people who question who you are??
    When is your next article coming out anyway??

  33. Rod Hugenstein says:

    Where can you find The Colonel’s product?

  34. The Colonel says:

    Kay dear, what can I tell you? The human race gets more degenerate and stupid every day.

    About the new article, it’s been a busy couple of weeks and you know I need to have time and my peace of mind in order to write a full article. But hopefully I’ll get it done in a few days.

  35. You can find The Colonels products on my computer!

  36. The Colonel says:

    Rod, why are you so desperately obsessed with me, and why can’t you understand that the way you’re jerking around and trying to be smart ass doesn’t get you anywhere? Why should I even bother responding or explaining anything to you, I mean, who the fuck are you to deserve any information or response? You’re obviously not in the adult industry, you’re obviously not a clever and educated person, and you’re clearly not interesting either.

    You’re just a moron with an internet connection who found this board a few days ago. Why is it so hard for you to accept your fucking place and mind your own fucking business? What do you achieve by degrading yourself and turning yourself into a punchline every time? Because that’s exactly what you do every time you open your mouth. Just get lost and go do something more interesting with your little life, for example go fuck yourself.

  37. Rod Hugenstein says:

    Anyone else seen The Colonel’s top secret work? What’s it like?

  38. Why Rod my computer isn’t any good?

  39. The Colonel says:

    Allright Rod, I’ll make it easy for you: give me one good reason why you’re so desperate to learn about me and why should I care about you, convince me why and I’ll send you some of my works. I’ll mail you some DVDs. Put up or shut up.

  40. Rod Hugenstein says:

    Is The Colonel running mail order out of his house? Does he have a catalog? Like the majority of consumers, I like to know about a product before I buy it.

    Kay, do you have a PC or a Mac?

  41. The Colonel says:

    You stupid monkey, I didn’t entice you to buy my product, save that money for your bus pass. I told you, in clear and plain English, convince me why do you want to learn about me and why should I care about a maggot like you, and I’ll send you some free stuff just to shut you up. You are a piece of shit Rod, you know that, don’t you? I bet I’m niether the first nor the last one who tells you that.

    Again, stop talking like a broken robot, you butt munching fucking fuck.

  42. ZeeInsideAdult says:

    I check clues Colonel leave in his posts and I find his movie. HotMoviesdotcom, search Rayveness, search MILF, search cum, mouth, asshole, dp.

  43. The Colonel says:

    Zee, don’t forget to search for your sister’s name, too.

  44. Rod Hugenstein says:

    Why is The Colonel so desperate for attention? When I asked where I could find The Colonel’s product and he told me to go fuck myself. Now he wants to give it to me for free. Pathetic.

  45. The Colonel says:

    There’s something seriously wrong with you, Rod. But regardless of how hard you’re trying to play smart ass, you still haven’t answered my simple question: why are so interested in me, and why should I care about you?

    If you give a convincing, honest, straight forward answer to this simple question, I’ll send you some free stuff and consider it a bone thrown to a hungry leper dog. Otherwise you’re wasting your time. And remember, it’s you who’s pathetically desperate for attention, that’s why you’re riding my coat tail, isn’t it? Man, you’re a fucking loser and a piece of shit, but that’s awesome. That adds more to your clown quality.

  46. colonel, you know i want to know who you are as well. like i said before i’m probably familiar with you. but on the same note i don’t want you to tell me to fuck off!lol colonel.

  47. Larry Horse says:

    By the time this thread ends Holly will be divorced. Rod, are you sure you arent the General? The Colonel isnt seeking attention, he’s just giving opinions, shoot Steele isnt looking for attention and he needs it. Where’s BDD when we need him to lay down a major beating on Rod/General, not that the Colonel needs help, but BDD was and is a surgeon. If anyone is looking for attention here and elsewhere its the Trannyfucker, hey, maybe he’s Rod.

  48. The Colonel says:

    Pornfan, you’re all good. I meet people at their own level, you’re always cool to me and I’m always cool to you. But recently some ignorant assholes including this Rod Whatthefuckever have joined this board just to jerk around, spam and play smart ass and I have no tolerance for them.

    And Larry, maybe you’re right. Maybe Rod is in fact Tranny fucker, but even if he’s not, they have one thing in common: they’re both cock suckers.

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