NL-Only in Florida smh Surprised by the HuffPo headline though, Pooped and Masturbated, if I wrote that I’d hear about it, oops I did..
from his facebook page
From http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands’ Florida Home: Cops
The Huffington Post | By Hilary Hanson
In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators — but rarely is one man the total package.
When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple’s North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.
The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.
The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.
"I don’t know who the hell he is — he’s naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.
The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son’s bedroom to rub some clothing on his face.
When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home.
At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.
Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."
Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence.
Bath Salts.
Florida: America’s Japan.
I call dibs on the parody.
Now that Brandon’s back in LA, its time for him to admit who he gave up in order to convince ICE to allow his herp ridden carcass to recently crawl across the American border. You were supposed to be gone for five years, BI but managed to scheme your way back under the wire after three.
Informer 🙂
Thank you for the warm welcome. You will get to play Greg Bruni. Come pick up your ExLax, Viagra, and script.
Welcome back, Brandon. Didn’t know you were back. Some of these masturbators are real haters.
Thanks, Jeremy. If you can poop (not pop) on cue — I’m thinking of something along the lines of Jeff Daniels from Dumb and Dumber — let’s talk.
What, you seriously making a scat video? I’m not into that shit… and speaking of poop. I’m almost done uploading my SHH8 youtube video “Fuck You in the Pooper, Anderson Cooper”.
Ira Isaacs got sent to the vaseline Factory for 4 years(plus 3 years probation and a $12,000 fine) for making scat movies. You might want to think long and hard before going down that road.
Looking for female lead. Who has Veronica Jett’s number?
Notice that Brandon’s answer didn’t deny he made yet another end run around U.S. Immigration, or that he was finking to the man.
As for VJ, I’m not sure she could teach BI anything about cooperating with the man for fun and profit.
Valtrex is BI’s drug of choice. But he’s still searching for an answer to his new drug resistant gornorrhea from Japan. Last I heard he was using it to hit on Asa Akira. “Hey, little girl, I’m not only dispicable, I’m suddenly trendy!”
How bout “Ass Blasters” for a scat video?
I can’t believe no scat video won or was even nominated for AVN’s “best anal release”!!!
Life is unfair!!!
If its the fans demanding new award categories such as “Best Free Website,” then the next logical progression would be to recognize the user who uploads the most videos and rips off the most companies. Finally, I have a goal.
BI goal should be: “to legally establish permanent residence in the United States, without having to turn anyone else in to the man, or being held at a CDC facility.”
The referee is waving a yellow card for mocking my green one. Like Mr. Bruni, you should leave all this nasty mess behind you.
If you had a green card you would have never been denied re-entry because of their suspicion that you were working illegally in this country. (Which you were, BTW)
You’ve just managed to get back into the States, so you couldn’t have gotten a green card that fast unless you rolled on someone. (Unlike what you did with Joe Blow when he was financing Porn Wiki Leaks and living at your place in LA)
How about you prove me wrong by meeting with Cindy and showing her your “green” card.
Look, I’m no dummy. I was first in line when President Obama gave his speech today. My card is as green as the malodorous drip that keeps coming out of the tip of my dick. I will meet Cindy at my doctor’s office tomorrow morning and she can squeeze the truth out.
Make sure to bring your step ladder snowback, so she doesn’t have reach down too far.
Don’t worry about Pooperface’s harassment, Brandon. When he’s not busy having a jerk, he’s busy being a jerk.
Paperchase,
Did you just call our Mountie friend a “SNOWBACK”?
ROFL. I love it…
Yup, Brandon is a Snowback, nothing like a good high drift to help him crawl over the border fence.