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UPDATE-Well Abe if you make it that easy, i will post the names! Thank you.
NL- Guys I have so many beautiful photos from all the events in January that I want to put up. But I just don’t have time to go back in and name them. So If I know them I’ll name them, If I’m not sure, i won’t. Of course you can name them in the comments. Honest Abe & Howard always are good at this part. Oh, and I have so many I haven’t really put the guys pics up, do you want me to post them too?
Ash Hollywood
Misty Stone
Tanya Tate Beautiful color on you!
Alexis Texas
Chelsea Lee
Tiffany Starr
Amber Lynn
Allie Haze
Christie Stevens ? Did she lose a lot of weight?
Cassandra Nix
Veronica Rodriguez
Natasha Starr
Holly Hanna
Brett Rossi
The amazing Amber Reign
These Ladies are all a psychiatrist dream. they are in need of help as to why they do what they do.
A few years ago,everybody looking at those pictures would have been able to name them all except for maybe one or two.Seems these days,it’s exactly the opposite…you can’t name one,except for one or two.
Here Ya Go, Leslie
1. = Ash Hollywood
5. = Chelsea Lee
6. = Tiffany Starr
8. = Allie Haze
9. = Christie Stevens
10. = Cassandra Nix
11. = Veronica Rodriguez
12. = Natasha Starr
13. = Holly Hanna
14. = Brett Rossi
Since I’m at home relaxing with a glass of merlot tonight, I’ll contribute my critique of the current stable of Porn Valley slaves who were recently presented at the auction block – but keep in mind, my criticism is pointed toward’s each pony’s HANDLER for the most part.
Ash Hollywood: Her handler should be ashamed of themselves. Thanks to good genetics (and the keen eye of the gypsy who kidnapped her into the tawdry xxx world) from where-ever it is she originated from Ash will always be a shining (though rapidly fading) light in the gutter that is porn valley. The girl can not take a bad picture. It AMAZES me that no one puts more promotional dollars and time into her, because she’s arguably one of the most pristine Caucasian women in porn world – I’m talking Jenna Jameson in her PRIME quality. My guess is that her primary handlers hold her back due to her bringing in a lucrative monthly income via “privates” – but I could be wrong…
Misty Stone: This is one of the best photos I’ve seen of her. It’s a shame that Jessica Drake has leached onto her in attempt to associate herself with the world of hip hop (which is laughable)… The lingering question around the water cooler is exactly how many more days until Barf O Lay pulls a “fatal attraction” move once he realizes she’s outgrown his ass…
Tanya Tate: Most women can’t get away with those eyebrows BUT she’s a UK transplant so the look works… Tanya I suspect will manage to merge into the gaming and comic world quite nicely… Major props to Monstarrrr for being one of the few handlers who’s managed to spin straw into gold – I’ll always hold a special place in my heart for what he managed to achieve with Angelina Armani.
Alexis Texas: well…having a big gap between your 2 front teeth does indicate a good financial future (think Madonna) so I’ll give her a pass on that – BUT it’s time to hit the gym – once you enter MILF territory it’s literally survival of the fittest. Baby fat ain’t all that.
Amber Lynn: One of the best looks overall BUT why cover up the main attraction… which are her BIG TITS? Show that cleavage and lose the feathers the next time around. God spared Amber from the Satanic FSC, so could a divine handler from heaven PLEASE swoop in and help the bitch out? Amber talked the talk quite well during her recent Rabecca BarDOUGH! interview – too bad January and Nica Ohwell were silenced and halted from their APA venture – Amber would have been a perfect front for that little gem…
Allie Haze: Again, whoever her handler is should be HOGTIED and BEAT in a KINK scene. Allie was Vivid’s in house version of Tori Black – WE ALL KNOW IT, but unfortunately someone’s giving Haze too much Mc Donalds cause that dress is either 2 sizes too small or she’s 2 sizes larger from the fitting. Haze is another one entering MILF territory so it’s time to get it together. That “I’m trying so hard to look super happy” smile is annoying. She actually looks WAY better when she does a pout. Someone tell her that and buy her a treadmill.
Amber Reign: Classic and appropriate – I’m thinking Susan Lucci
Word to the handlers: FIND a stylist and fashion designer in school looking to expand their portfolio to dress and properly present your stable of ponies. All you’re doing as of current is ensuring that you won’t be able to recruit many more Ash Hollywoods in the future with your gypsy tricks and cons.
I see Battlestar Retardica is back from a rendevous at the devil moon,
“Since I’m at home relaxing with a glass of merlot tonight” –
How can you relax, MoFo, when everyone is after you? Stalkers… outside your window! And Assassins! They’re gonna assass yo’ ass.
How much deeper off the deep can you swim, Coca Loca?
You suffer from too much time alone syndrome… to think… with loose nuts and shakey wheels.
Oh the irony, that’s rich, Steele.
Aside from the innuendos and gag names, I find PornNewsToday’s analysis rather insightful.
Keep that Merlot a’flowin
Yeah RFM… I’m a rich man.