Gram Ponante’s Ropey Volley Award Winner Nica Noelle!

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Cry for Help
    •    “The Teacher 3″ (Mile High Media, directed by Nica Noelle)

Revisiting “The Teacher 3” at the end of 2011, I was struck by its bravery. Writer/director Nica Noelle populates the movie’s low-rent community college with unflinching reflections of her own psyche as the tiny porn community has come to understand it. With the college as a stand-in for the porn world to which she utterly belongs, Noelle gives voice to her demons as a woman perpetually scorned and vindictive. It is a work of unwitting autobiography, with each vapid and vaguely-detestable character paying homage to its author.

14 thoughts on “Gram Ponante’s Ropey Volley Award Winner Nica Noelle!

  1. Michael Whiteacre says:

    Video Review of the Year.

  2. jeremysteele11 says:

    Noelle, Noelle … who wants to write the song?

  3. Michael Whiteacre says:

    The worst Noelle, the Angels did say
    Was to certain performers on sets as they lay
    On sets where they lay, refusing to be sheep
    In a cold bitter hatred that was so deep.
    Noelle, Noelle, Noelle, Noelle
    Born is the queen of porn valley hell

  4. Larry Horse says:

    Mr Whiteacre is correct and Gram is spot on. Sad thing is that Michelle Lay can fuck with the best and is wasted in Nica’s shitty work. Love how she uses that twink Danny Wylde too.

  5. jeremysteele11 says:

    Tipping the champagne glass to that one, MW. Cheers.

  6. Michael Whiteacre says:

    Back atcha, Jeremy.

    @Larry – Yes, Michelle Lay is indeed an excellent performer, but so is Danny Wylde. As understand it, he’s no longer shooting bi scenes — perhaps he can be spared some of your scorn until such time as he offends your delicate sensibilities again.

  7. RickMadrid says:

    Jeremy; I heard your going to do a scene with her soon! tell us what that pussy’s like! ok later…

  8. Larry Horse says:

    Okay, but he does look like a twink.

  9. jeremysteele11 says:

    Btw/fyi, Noël is French for “Christmas”, which comes from the latin natalis, meaning “birth”. Some claim that Noël is the french version of Nowell, Anglo-Saxon for “now all is well”. Interesting, Michael, that Noelle, in your poem, equates with hell and not being well. Noël may also have originated from the Gaulish words nolo or neu (both meaning “new”) and helle (meaning “light”), and refers to the winter solstice, after which the days start to lenghten again. Some claim the bible itself, along with being a plagerism of earlier religions, is a re-translation of a solar cult; son of God = sun of God, which would explain the time period of Jesus’ alleged birth and death corresponding with the solstices.

  10. jeremysteele11 says:

    (Thinking to myself regarding Rick’s question: “If only Fleshlight would give me some endorsement dollars; then I’ll say the pussy feels just like that!”)

    Actually Rick, I haven’t heard.

  11. Larry Horse says:

    Saw the cover for Like Father Like Son where Danny Wylde plays Evan Stone’s son, same movie Carlo Carrera plays “dad” to some guy who looks more like his boyfriend, had to make sure it was not Like Top Like Bottom.

  12. Michael Whiteacre says:

    @Jeremy — I’m going to assume you’ve watched the documentary, “Zeitgeist.”

  13. jeremysteele11 says:

    Ya, sure. Ja, visst…

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