You Wanna Hear Porn Stars Sing? Eva Angelina is GOOD!

Hustler had try outs for Glee a few weeks ago, and here’s a video they put together of porn stars singing the National Anthem. The pic below the vid shows the cast, so you can see who’s in the movie.

 

 

 


After three consecutive eighteen hour days, Hustler Video finally finished shooting its latest parody, This Ain’t Glee XXX. With choreographed dances, porn stars belting out harmonious melodies, and sex scenes that left even the crew in a state of ecstasy, director Axel Braun and his team of trained professionals have certainly made porn-musical history.

Filmed on a series of sets that resemble Fox’s Glee, Hustler Video’s amazing cast of divas and divos, go to the extreme in creating a truly symphonic and lust-filled experience. If you’re already a fan of the hit TV show Glee, you won’t believe your eyes and ears when you see Hustler Video’s parody, This Ain’t Glee XXX. Who knew these porn stars harbored so much talent! Not only can they suck and fuck like a pro, but their singing skills give even Matthew Morrison and Leah Michele a run for their money!

Andy San Dimas plays the proper and precocious Rachel, who in Hustler Video’s spoof of Glee lusts after and eventually seduces her music teacher, Will—played by newcomer and former rap artist, Chad Diamond. In addition, Nicki Hunter fans can expect to see their favorite blonde dom dressed up in the role of Sue, the ever-ruthless and competitive gym coach, who seduces and dominates her on-camera student and Asian sensation, Miko Sinz. Shot on a Canon 7D dsmc, the picture quality of This Ain’t Glee XXX parody is going to look so clean and acute you’ll feel like you’re actually on set with the actors! …Just make sure to mind the pop!

“I had so much fun making this film,” bubbles Tara Lynn Fox, who portrays the role of Quinn. “Between recording the songs in the studio, acting out the scenes on the different sets, and even doing arranged dances to the music, I felt like I was in a real life musical—like My Fair Lady or something, only I get to have sex too!”

The This Ain’t Glee XXX parody is set to be released July 8th. What better way to celebrate our Independence Day, than to return from a weekend of fireworks and barbeques, and find Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Glee XXX waiting for us on the shelves!

18 comments

  1. jeremiahsteele

    It also looks like she does a good “Beaker” imitation from the muppet show based on that video still.

  2. Larry Horse

    Steele and the Colonel, I think you need to get together and make Not Sophia Mounds XXX the Musical. There could be a scene involving singing cats, of course a strip club scene, a dream sequence with Ryan Knox and so on, and of course when Sophia talks to her reflection in a mirror, of course the reflection talks back.

  3. jeremiahsteele

    ExXxcellent idea, Larry. I could do an anthology of SM; an ongoing series of hallucinations, incidents and conflicts, horror and rolling on carpet laughs, as well as a lot of “huh? what the hell just happened?” and “wow, that’s sad” moments. The musical can consist of her coming on, singing horribly bad to some band music, audience cringes. Good Times!

  4. Larry Horse

    Steele, we need sex too. Think Sophia might play herself? Well Sophia, what do you think? We’ll get Johnny Thrust to play Steele in the sex scenes. I’ll start putting aside bail money right now.

  5. jeremiahsteele

    I think people would be more interested in the antics than the sex, Larry. Have him where a Steele mask.

  6. jeremiahsteele

    Laurie Vargas and whoever that black girl is had the best voices in that clip! I’m not sure what Sunny was doing, however. lol.

  7. The Colonel

    I came back from a vacation last night, and checked this out. Tell me it’s a bad joke; I mean singing whores? Give me a fucking break for fuck’s sake. The only time I want to see a whore singing is when I jam my stiff cock balls deep in her gaping asshole. Other than that, I could give two shits.

  8. RickMadrid

    The Colonel; No kidding!!! They all only worth $650 dolla a shoot now!! How you doing buddy?? I just got done banging a pornstar superstar!! Have a good weekend Colonel.

  9. The Colonel

    I’m fine, Rick, how are you doing my man? Haven’t talked to you in a while; I hope all is well. Have a great weekend and tell your whores The Colonel loves them all.

  10. RickMadrid

    Hey Colonel I told them and they said hello!!! I hope this shooting season is going o be a good one for you Man!! Its looks kind of bleak dude!! Anyway , have you heard about that Adult director, Joe Cool In Panorama city getting busted for kiddie porn?? WTF??? i’m telling you? You just never know these days, damn it’s crazy!!! Colonel stay up and do good man, and let me know if you need any male talent, I only have one more year lft hear in the Indsutry and thats all she wrote I’ll be retiring to Florida soon.

  11. jeremiahsteele

    Hey Rick, where did you hear that Joe Cool story? Was he busted shooting porn with actual pre-pubescent children, girls with fake ids, or was he in possession of kiddie porn on his laptop? He once wanted to rent out my bathroom to shoot a b/g scene but was only offering $50.00 so I said, no thanks.

    It’s funny how movie theaters charge a person as an adult if they’re over 12 or 13. That’s the only aspect I know of that defines adulthood with the onset of puberty.

    Hey if you want to see some real kitty porn, check this out!:

  12. The Colonel

    Come on Rick, why would you want to retire from porn, brother? Whores need good guys like you and I. Hopefully you’ll change your mind and will stick around for years to come.

    As for Joe Cool, I don’t know about him, but I heard porn director John T. Bone is back in the news. He got into trouble in Philippines some years ago; his alleged charges were child pornography and human trafficking. He disappeared until recently. New rumors suggest he’s been holed up at the American Embassy in Philippines and might come back to The States.

    And Jeremy, that was a great video. Keep up the good work, guys.

  13. jeremiahsteele

    Thanks Colonel. Yeah, now that Cindi has the photo up it’s clear this is not the same guy who goes by Joe Cool that I know.

    The second porn scene I was ever in was for T-Bone. That was my first experience participating in D.P.s. He used to shoot D.P. positions longer than anyone who I’ve ever shot for since. It was surreal and funny on the set. I observed two crew members sitting in actor’s chairs off camera during the scene before mine. During the loud moans during the D.P. the middle aged lady was completely self-absorbed knitting and the gay guy sitting next to her was passed out asleep, his neck cocked back and mouth gaped open. Then during my scene a car full of girls drove by who were just passing through.

    Last time I worked for him was in Mexico.

  14. RickMadrid

    Hey Jeremy; I just talked to him last night and this morning and HE is pissed off!!! yeah somebody is pulling a “prank” on him! LOL..No He wasn’t busted at all. I first saw it on Gene Ross’s page and then they gave him the Creep week award last night!! Thats’ fucked up!!! too many Kids in this business, reminds me of Jr. High sometimes.

  15. jeremiahsteele

    I don’t know if this is a prank or just careless journalism, which is just as bad. Careless journalism is like driving a car wrecklessly, it will inevitably injure and/or destroy innocent people, needlessly. It originally took me but seconds to follow the lead of this story to the picture which shows it’s not the Joe Cool I know.

    Although the intellectual mindset may be very similar, porn gossip is quite different than Jr. High School. In Jr. High School, errant gossip doesn’t usually affect students’ income levels.

    I’m gonna start calling myself “Johnny Cockring” and declare that we gotta fight this kind of rush to judgement.

    But as usual, it seems the code and creed is to say “Why let the truth get in the way of a good story”?

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