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Tiger Woods’ alleged Mistresses Now include 2 Porn Stars

OP/ED by Not Luke

It just keeps on growing and growing and growing. You have to wonder if Tiger’s wife knew about his affairs. Come on, this guy had at least 8 affairs and many of them were long term. I don’t see him having the time or brains to keep all these fuck chicks a big secret.

Recently added to the list of possible paramours, are two chicks in porn. Now that Holly Sampson & Joslyn Jones have been added to the mix we will finally get some answers. You just know that adult stars aren’t going to keep this creep’s confidence and it won’t be long until they spill all the dirty details. (If anyone wants to do it here, I would be grateful)

Joslyn James picture from Naughty America

Vivid has offered their usual ONE MILLION to a proven mistress of Tiger’s. I advise them to offer the money instead to Tiger! If he did all these "under cover" sexcapades, you know there is a celebrity sex tape leak brewing any time now. He may as well just enjoy himself. Let him do a reverse gang bang for Vivid!

Tiger is going to need the money. He is used to living on tons of bucks, but I see that sliding down a slippery slope. His first "pull out" as far as sponsorships go is Gatorade. The Tiger gatorade drink is no more. And there will be many to follow. Tiger’s w"hole"some image is going down the drain along with his earning ability. I bet you there is a "morals" clause in the pro golfing circuit too. Wanna see if that get’s Tiger’s chip knocked off the old block?

The news just reported that no Tiger commercials have aired in a week and that even the tone of his" hardcore" fans, who write to him on his website has changed to a negative vib.

My guess is this will calm down when Tiger’s PR people decide he needs a vaca in rehab for his "sexual addiction", yeah don’t we all?

 

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34 Responses to “Tiger Woods’ alleged Mistresses Now include 2 Porn Stars”

  1. Real Luke Ford Fan Says:

    Are any of these people willing to take a lie detector/polygraph test?

    Whores lie! I would take any claim from a porn star with a grain of salt.

  2. sammyglick Says:

    Firstly, Tiger’s wife most likely didn’t know about the affairs…as if she did, she’d be like many wives of the rich/famous (who work out ‘agreements’ for an open marriage for the sake of the larger ‘business interest’ around said husband).

    Secondly, as for these two porn chicks’ claims — judging by the other women who have already come out, I have a hard time buying Joslyn James allegations (as at least Holly Sampson has that ‘blond’ look Tiger seems to prefer).

    Third, you have to wonder what took Sampson/James SO LONG to come out?! If they really had slept with Tiger, you’d think they’d would have lawyered up last week, so they could get their piece of the tabloid cash being handed out right now (or a tiny fraction of the golfer’s billion dollar fortune…as one of the alleged mistresses already has done this allegedly to the tune of about a million dollars).

    The women who are coming late to the party, are just that…late to the party. The more days that pass, the more women who come out, Tiger is going to be able to deal with them less and less…as he’ll have obviously more related problems beyond paying off some chick he banged a few times.

    As for Tiger losing a few endorsements, I seriously doubt they matter at this point. He’s worth a billion dollars, he’s the world’s top golfer (shattered records, broke barriers, et cetera). There’s been MANY a famous person who has done far worse and come out okay at the end of the day and still able to make a halfway decent living. Tiger could easily take a few years off to get his life back together and either remain a bachelor, or get married (but truly be committed and act as such). He’d return to the tour with even GREATER demand and interest; does he still have it, will he win after such a long vacation from the sport, et cetera, yadda yadda yadda.

    This nation loves a comeback. This nation loves to forgive its tarnished heroes.

    Or better put, Kobe Bryant is still playing for the Lakers despite being tried for rape. Kobe Bryant is still living a far greater life that I gather, 99% of America and LIB. Marv Albert went back to sport announcing a few years after the lurid details of his sex life came out (cross dressing, fetish stuff). Bill Clinton didn’t lose his office and is now worth multi-millions, respected around the world, despite getting a sloppy BJ from a pudgy intern.

    Pat O’Brien was on Larry King talking about Tiger — so again, it’s not as if he was banished off the planet for admitting he’s just as horny as most every other guy…

    …it’s just that when you’re rich and famous, you have more access to primo pussy (I know that’s shocking to some…lol) than some minimum wage clown who lives in an average apartment driving a ten year old car. If that’s a crime, if that’s a sin, if that’s somehow wrong…then we all need to figure out another way for most men to make something out of their lives. As I guarantee you most guys strive for success for two reasons; money and pussy.

  3. MonicaFoster Says:

    Is the word “affair” interchangable with “outcall”? I don’t think anyone should get a pay off who’s already been paid. I’d better not write anything else.

  4. sammyglick Says:

    Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s whore…ahem, ‘mistress’ said much the same thing in an op/ed in the NY Post. Basically, she was appalled by the behavior of the women in Tiger’s mess. As she theorized if Tiger had banged ‘professional escorts’, he wouldn’t be having half the problems he’s having now (as in that world, discretion is how one separates themselves from the pack; the more discreet you are, the more valuable you are in the upscale escort marketplace).

    Not only are you paying for her to leave once she’s done — you’re also paying for privacy and silence. Ashley Dupre could have cashed in, but she didn’t and even once she told her story it was a PG account to Barbara Walters that hardly made the news (as it had little, if any, salacious details).

    Thusly, in this former call girl’s point-of-view, Tiger’s problems stem from banging civilians who are naturally going to talk/brag to their friends.

  5. Harvey Dent Says:

    I too can believe Holly Sampson has an “affair”, the type that gets reviews in TER, and miss Sampson has many reviews of that kind there.
    I do not think that the other is his type.

    In a lighter mood.

    What Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

    They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.

    Other Tiger Woods jokes:

    The police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. “I don’t know exactly…put me down for a 5.”

    Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

    What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

    Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

    Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name?: Cheetah

    Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

    Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We’ve called Nike. A new club is on its way.

    Who among us doesn’t hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

    Tiger’s new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

    Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

    Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.

    What do golf balls and Tigers women have in common?

    He likes them white and dimpled.

    the reason why Tiger is having an affair is is wife gives him Buicks but his mistress gives him hummers

    Tiger played the driveway wrong, everyone knows it breaks to the left.

    Barbara Walters’ Special – Ten Most Interesting People of the Year – will feature Tiger Woods and the 9 whores he’s bangin.

    He’s been out playing the back nine.

    What’s the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

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  7. The Colonel Says:

    Interesting article, Cindi, keep up the good work.

    Tiger Woods is in a whole lotta trouble these days, but on the upside, it might have opened the door to a whole lotta new opportunities for him. For instance he can have a cameo appearance as a broke, sex junkie, washed up celebrity in the next season of ShowTime’s Californication; something similar to what Rick Springfield did in this season. He did an excellent job, and delivered one of the best lines of the entire season:

    ‘A Tarzana housewife just paid me $1000 to bang her.’

  8. the general Says:

    “He is going to need the money”
    Are you kidding. Maybe you mised the story a few weeks ago. Tiger is the first BILLIONAIIRE sports figure. He doesnt owe any of the women he cheated with any money. And Florida is NOT a community property state.
    Everything people are speculating about here is the exact same thing they said about Kobe, and he was charged with rape. The gatorade deal was done BEFORE this occurred.
    Sure he wil lose an endorsement or two for a few years, and then they will all come back, just like Kobe.
    At the end of the day, Tiger will continue to own the sport of golf, and will only add to the billion dollars he already has. Dont worry about tiger, he will be just fine.

  9. pornfan Says:

    i like the jokes rics. i can’t understand why men who have hot wives,girlfriends go out and fuck around. maybe in “cheetah” woods case, elin is’nt a freak and so he went and met these bitches. he better hope he does’nt end up a “baby’s daddy”. regardless there’s going to be some “paydays”. i personaly don’t like golf, and i never gave a fuck about woods! so i hope he gets fucked real good!

  10. sammyglick Says:

    For once, I agree with what Lil’ G has to say. Yet the Gatorade deal going south is curious. They claim they made the decision two weeks ago to stop selling the special edition endorsed by Tiger — yet, you’d have to ask, if that is true…why didn’t they announce it the day they’d made the decision?

    They’ll swear up and down and six times on Sunday they had this in the works BEFORE the scandal, yet personally I smell bullshit.

    Yet as I pointed out, and Lil’ G, if Kobe Bryant’s life/career didn’t implode totally after a rape trial, Tiger won’t be standing in line at any soup kitchens babbling drunkenly about the ‘good days’ either.

    …if anything, he’s standing in front of his mirror in his million dollar plus mansion right about now saying, “…billion dollars bitches!!!!”

  11. Harvey Dent Says:

    Hey Tiger can endorse Holly Sampson on TER.

  12. Harvey Dent Says:

    This is fun:

    http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/al-sharpton-blasts-tiger-woods-for-lack-of-mistress-diversity

    “The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

    “Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

    Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women.”

  13. Harvey Dent Says:

    There is the rumour that some of the “mistresses” are highend paid escorts, Rachel U, is one of them.

  14. jeremiahsteele Says:

    New Series: “Tiger’s got wood”

  15. sammyglick Says:

    Sharpton is such a jackass…

    Anyhow, nice one Steele…here’s a few other Tiger Woods themed porn series.

    Tiger’s Double Booty Club

    Playin’ Da Back Nine

    Tiger’s Fore-play Ho’s

    Sandtrap Butts

    A Hole In Whore

    Tiger Tails: Par For The Crotch

    Black Asian Putt Putt DP White Chicks

    Tiger’s Master Loads Cup Challenge

    Shorty Mac Caddies 4 Tiger’s Bitches

    Da Nine Iron Blond Girl Tiger Club

    White Golf Suck Ho’s, Black Golf Fuck Pros

    Team Tiger Blonde Bikini BJs

    Birdie Bitches

    Fucking Tiger, Hidden Slut

    Anal Mulligan

    Tiger Blonde Blast

  16. MonicaFoster Says:

    Truthfully, I don’t think many black women who Tiger would be attracted to, would be attracted to him – money or not.

    From the beginning when Tiger busted out with that “Cablanasian” crap I wasn’t too impressed. If I’m not mistaken his father is black and his mother is asian. Where does the caucasion come in and why is it the first syllable? One drop or not, when I look at Tiger I see a black guy who looks like he would bite my head off when he smiles.

    However looks MAY be deceiving. Maybe Tiger doesn’t date black women because he’s not working with a black man’s equipment under his dockers – after all, he is half asian.

    “Asiacabla” might be a better self definition for the Tiger.

  17. sammyglick Says:

    Monica…going beyond who and which ethnic group Tiger is and isn’t attracted to (you’d think we’d all be past this silly stuff by now…), his father was African-American/Chinese and Native America. His mother is Thai/Chinese and Dutch.

    Tiger can claim his background as being a mixture of Black American/Native America/Chinese/Thai/Dutch. The term he uses (Cablinasian) a syllabic abbreviation of Caucasian, Black, Indian and Asian to reflect his multi-layered racial background.

  18. President4Life Says:

    Um, the Sharpton thing was JOKE. Celebrity Jihad is a JOKE website, similar to The Onion. I guess sarcasm goes over some people’s heads.

    And Monica, hoes only care about MONEY. if Russell Simmons can date Naomi Campbell, Tyra Banks, and a ton of other models, Tiger Woods as a billionaire can date your random Black stripper/pornstar/hoe/escort/model/actress, if he wanted to. He just doesn’t want to. He’d rather chase “Barbie”, instead of “Beyonce”, and that’s fine with me. I always thought of Tiger as a “tom”, so I’m not surprised.

    But,If you don’t think “Billionaire” Tiger could swing into Club 112 in Atlanta and walk out with the strippers there, just like any other basketball player/football player/rapper could, then you don’t know other women like you think you do.

  19. sammyglick Says:

    Thanks President4Life for making my point…even more so with the line of Tiger preferring to chase after “Barbie” instead of “Beyonce”.

    As Beyonce is also mixed race (Black and Creole); so the comparison might make more sense if it was Barbie vrs. Banks (as Monica’s complaints seems as if she wants this to be a strictly Black/White issue).

    The bottom line is that this isn’t OJ and Nicole (wasn’t racial pop culture so much simpler back then lol). Tiger likes who he likes, while your average millionaire football/baskeball/baseball player (sports I would guess Monica Foster probably gets excited about more so than golf) likes who they like.

    Can’t we all just get along?! Can’t we be fans of boring sports and the dull (until they do something that demonstrates they like sex just as much as anyone) people who play them?!

  20. jeremiahsteele Says:

    “3 holes in one” starring Tiger Wood

  21. sammyglick Says:

    Clearly, Steele doesn’t play golf, as he’d come up with “Three Ho’s Under Par” staring The Woodster!

  22. jeremiahsteele Says:

    I still like my title, Sammy but it’s true, I find golf one of the most dull so-called “sports” (Personally, I don’t think anything should be called a “sport” unless there’s a chance for someone getting hurt besides spectators being hit by a Gerald Ford type slice)… “Three holes under par” could star ‘lost butterface’ or maybe bring Mila back with her wrecked colon literally protruding from her asshole…

    Btw, if you want to see my favorite sport do a youtube search on “jeremy steele hackey sack”

  23. sammyglick Says:

    Touche — extra points for your mention of one-time anal queen turned Exhibit A For Porn Chicks Who Do One To Many Triple Anal Scenes.

  24. Harvey Dent Says:

    Beyoncé and size queen Rihanna are black only to US standards, so is the Premier Obama.

    South of the border they would be called “Mulattos”, and in the UK/South Africa, “Colored”.

    Fuck, you have to mention Mila! I just ate, dammit.

  25. President4Life Says:

    Beyonce’s mother is Black by American standards. She looks just like Beyonce. She might have some French heritage, but she’s Black and her father Matthew Knowles is REALLY Black, so how is she mixed again?

    I didn’t know having some White heritage down the line and being maybe 1/8 White makes you mixed now. If that’s the case than 90% of Black people in America are “mixed”(Thanx slavery!).

    Your average Black person in America is 20% European. So, I guess there are plenty of White people in the NBA.

    Now, Rihanna’s mother is White I think, so she is mixed, but still Black by American standards.

  26. sammyglick Says:

    “Black by American standards”

    Dude, you know and I know, that in America THAT means anyone darker than George ‘Permatan’ Hamilton is going to be labeled as BLACK.

    Haven’t you ever heard the following?

    If you’re light, you’re all right.
    If you’re brown, stick around.
    If you’re black, get back!

    America has and will continue to be weirdly obsessed by race. While you’re totally right in how the average black person in America has European in their blood, the average American is only going to see the dark skin and facial features that denote them as being anything but ‘true’ European.

    It’s fucked up and you’d think we’d all be past this silly stuff — but we’re easily a generation or two away from REALLY getting past all of this ‘white/black’ identity politics.

  27. Harvey Dent Says:

    “Now, Rihanna’s mother is White I think, so she is mixed, but still Black by American standards.”

    American Standars are really fucked up.

    Neither Obama, Halle Berry or Rihanna would be black according to Euro or Latin standards.

    They are 50% white at least, in the case of Ms Berry and Rihanna I bet 60-70%.

  28. origen01 Says:

    Google the “One Drop Rule” Harvey.

  29. President4Life Says:

    Sammy you’re absolutely right. You would think that people would be past it, but overall they’re not. It’s a hell of a lot better than it was in my parents day, but a lot of the stupidity still exists. I mean, when Obama won the presidency, a lot of people I knew (Black) were dancing around, like “Yeah, we finally got us a Black president, and White folks are mad”. And I’m like, “Dude, his entire family portrait consists of nothing but White people and him in the middle”. His mama’s White and he didn’t even know his Black family. Only, fucked American racial standards make him Black. He’s Whiter than a lot of White people I grew up with.

    Harvey, I think Rihanna probably is a little more than 50/50, because I saw her father and he was a light-skinned guy with like green or blue eyes, I forget.

    As for Berry, I think her father was one of these really dark-skinned Black dudes. I’m not so sure that she’s more than 50/50.

  30. Harvey Dent Says:

    Rianna has green eyes, she must be like 70% white.

    Same for Vanessa Williams. She is whiter that many wiggers.

  31. pornfan Says:

    halle berry,rhianna,vannessa good-looking mixed women, but personaly i don’t really jerk to those type of women or full black chicks. but i went to freeones yesterday to look-up monica foster because i did’nt really know what she looks like and she comments on here very lady-like. but monica i know you read these threads and i have to tell you that woman, YOU FUCKING ROCK!! what a nice hot looking black girl!

  32. jeremiahsteele Says:

    jeremiahsteele Said:

    New Series: “Tiger’s got wood”

  33. Larry Horse Says:

    Tiger’s apology was pathetic, Joslyn and Gloria Allred on the radio was more so.

  34. jeremiahsteele Says:

    After I came up with the title “Tiger’s got wood” I found and put up a link with that exact title but Cindi removed it.

    No cash OR credit… shit!

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