Interview with Brandon Iron
by M. Dickinson
from http://www.freespeechrevolution.com/
1) How long have you been in the industry?
I did my first scene back in 1991 with Ashley Nicole for Bonfire of the Panties but did not perform on a full-time basis until 1997. I love what I do and it has been a fun, rewarding experience.
How did you get started?
I have been a lifelong fan of the industry and always wondered what it would be like to create the kind of product that I enjoy renting. I enjoy real, unscripted,
unchoreographed sex scenes where the performers really try to make a connection. I don’t enjoy bad acting and avoid features. For me, the best scenes were always the
simplest: good chemistry between motivated performers.
Have you had fun in the industry?
There is some hokey saying on bumper stickers that reads "A bad day’s fishing is better than a good day’s work." I feel the same way about the adult industry. I was never a go-to sort of guy. I’m nervous, anxious, and unreliable as far as performance goes. Having said that, I have had some of the most amazing experiences in front of the camera and visited some interesting places that I would never have
seen outside the industry. Places like St. Petersburg, Russia…..Vilnius, Lithuania….Prague, Czech Republic…..Budapest, Hungary. I have great memories of
incredible women from each place.
One partiular moment stands out: getting a blowjob on Mount Haleakala in Maui, Hawaii, by a great young lady. A guy noticed us, walked over to ask what we were doing, and — suddenly and without warning — the following comes out of her mouth: "Would you like me to suck your cock, too?"
He agreed!
We drove down the volcano to find a place with more privacy and she got him off as I shot it for INTENSITIES IN 10 CITIES. What a free spirit! What an incredible stroke of luck for that guy! How fortunate was I to be there to capture it? I swear it is all real! We also did some parasailing, too, and it was a great time.
2) Are you concerned with the rights of the adult industry to make and produce movies/web clips?
Yes, I’m concerned about anything that has the potential to censor free speech. I’m more concerned with the entertainment industry’s copyright protection rights as
a whole. Having invested heavily in my content, it’s more than dismaying to see it pirated on tube sites. Some people laughed when Metallica went after Napster years
ago but now the problem is in the adult industry’s backyard. It’s hard to sell ice cream to eskimos and it’s even harder to sell content to a generation of young
adults pre-conditioned to file-sharing and free downloads. Small producers like me will be wiped out in short order.
3) Could you talk about what it is actually like on a set, as far as having ID, signing model releases, having a AIM test, etc? Have you seen or heard of anyone in the
legitimate adult industry knowingly using minors in films or the web?
I don’t understand this misconception as the overwheming majority of producers and companies run law-abiding, legitimate operations. The content is made with adults, for adults, by adults. The underground child pornography rings that are prevalent online have absolutely nothing to do with "mainstream" adult companies but some people find the line blurred. I don’t know why. It could be that many
conservative people are offended by all pornography and do not want to discuss it at all. The illegal stuff is lumped in with the legal stuff. Court decisions and prosecutions of companies such as Extreme Associates do not help matters in the public’s eye, either. I wonder, though, if the same thought pattern is held to the investment banking industry when Bernard Madoff is in the headlines. Where is the
outrage?
Here is what a standard booking goes with my productions:
1. Agency contacted and talent is booked.
2. On day of shoot, talent arrives. Scene is discussed. IDs are checked and copied. Health tests are exchanged (many industry members go to the same clinic, AIM Healthcare). A woman’s limitations are always respected. ie: no kissing, no spanking, no particular name-calling, etc. I usually just ask a "do’s and don’ts" and I’m careful about avoiding the don’ts.
3. If the model is working for a particular website, I show her the site so she can see how the final product is presented. This is also discussed with her agent as
well so she can see the work beforehand.
5. Model release completed.
6. Photos taken.
7. Scene shot with as many breaks as needed…or not. Sometimes things can go
quickly depending on the experience level of the performers.
8. Hugs and kisses! Lunch or tea!
I don’t know of any producer who knowingly hires minors. There is simply no interest in that market and you would not be welcome for long in the industry. There is too much public exposure and the risks are too great. I love what I do but I would like to keep doing it. I cannot produce movies or website updates from inside a prison cell.
4) Do you ever get offended by shows like South Park or Family Guy? What do you think about shows/writing that offends people?
I think Bruce Springsteen had it right when he sang "57 channels and nothing on." If you have deliate sensibilities that are offended by off-colour humour, turn
the channel. You are an idiot if you are a slave to the idiot box. Where is personal responsibility? Don’t I still have free will? Can I still vote with my wallet, my attention, my choices?
Personally, I love Family Guy. It’s ribald humour is exactly what I look for and I find it more entertaining than most shows. As much as I love Carol Burnett, I don’t
think her lawsuit had any merit when she sued the producers of Family Guy over her portrayal on the show. She’s a public figure endeared by millions. Being skewered for a few seconds on tv takes nothing away from her stellar reputation or iconic status in American entertainment.
5) What do you think about some of the stuff that pushes the limit in the adult industry, stuff like Max Hardcore, Kink.com, JM Productions?
I have no problem with any content produced by consenting adults. Having said that, I would like there to be clarification for obscenity standards so that you
know when you are breaking the law. It’s the only law where you don’t know when it’s broken until you’ve been charged. Give producers clear guidelines: No scat,
no beastiality, no children.
6) Have you ever been asked to do a scene or something on film that you thought was crazy and wondered if it was offensive/legal? What was it? Did you do the scene or
the act anyway?
Honestly, no. I’ve participated in gangbangs, bukkakes, etc. What shocks one person becomes clock-punching to another.
7) Why do you think America has such a fascination with sex and with regulating sex?
I wish I knew. Morality? Puritanical laws? Religion? You would think a country with such amazing freedoms would extend those freedoms to matters of personal intimacy. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to write sodomy laws?
When will the government get out from under the bed and leave the bedroom?
8) A lot of people in the industry have told me that most the people in the industry don’t care about protecting free speech, or really about anyone other then themselves and their money. Do you think this is true? Do you think a lot of the people that are new to the industry care or have any concern about free speech and protecting the right to
make movies?
I think porn is the Wild West of personal freedom, attracting rebels, misfits, and outcasts from all walks of society…..as it should be.
9) Is the "character" you play in your DVD’s anything like you in real life?
I enjoy all aspects of meeting women and enjoying shared experiences with them. I would never intentionally hurt anyone and this industry has given me the chance to
explore different facets of my personality. I enjoy rough sex but I try to configure my performance towards what pleases my partner. There is nothing I won’t do to make someone feel good.
10) What is the craziest thing you have done/or scene you’ve been in on camera?
There have been some wild times with women for http://brandoniron.com. I enjoy participating in scenes that are new to performers. As Maggie Star found out for http://spermcocktail.com (one of the sites I do), you can’t fake your reaction to swallowing 55 loads. It either stays down or not.
11) Have you been involved with trying to change people’s opinions about the industry?
I am old enough to know that I can only control my own actions. Each time I work with a woman, I try and leave as good an impression as possible. If a woman would
return to work for or with me again, I’m satisfied. Most do.
12) Why do you think the industry is so caught up on the portrayal of young- a lot of DVD’s always say "18 & 19 years old" etc?
Age-play. Taboos. Forbidden fruit. Every Adam wants an Eve. I guess it comes down to perceived innocence. Over the course of the past decade, I’ve learned just
how experienced the women are….and how relatively inexperienced I am….really!
13) What is your website?
http://brandoniron.com
I do 3 sites there and maintain a blog, too. I always respond personally to e-mails, too! Write me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com.
14) Anything else you’d like to add:
Thanks!!
FreeSpeechRevolution.com was founded by Mike Dickinson. If you want to be involved, offer ideas, or exercise your right to free speech and tell him you hate his ideas please email him at Mike@FreeSpeechRevolution.com
isn’t he stuck over there in Canada on a Immigration hold?? Any way Brandon HAPPY THANKSGIVING and be safe and peace to you and your family and friends and Don’t OD’ on the valtrex!! ok peace out!!!
Ahhh, hes in Canada, he was nice enough to help me get my real address and a pick of my house pulled off of a link for xxxporntalk.com. I need to call him to say thanks, hes cool… If your reading this Brandon thanks… Much love and respect for that, I feel a little safer at night. Sophia Mounds.
I cant do justice to what Sophia wrote. Steele and the Colonel, this has been teed up and ready for you guys to hit hard.
Thank you, Larry, but I don’t have much to say about a middle age broke dude who lives off his recycled content and does Bukkake scenes to pay for his herpes medication. Fuck him. If you’re reading this, Brandon Iron, fuck you. You’re a fucking loser.
Thank you for the kind words, one and all. I find the Colonel to be Generally boring. To pick on a poor, middle aged, STD-infected man whose only pleasure in life comes from giving pleasure to others? Shame on you, sir. The real lesson behind my movies is tolerance of others. That and facial cumshots. But mainly it’s about tolerance of others. Peace and grace to you.
HA! Brandon is a class act!!
Herp and all.
Brandon Iron: To pick on a poor, middle aged, STD-infected man whose only pleasure in life comes from giving pleasure to others?
The Colonel: You and giving pleasure to others? By others, do you mean all the girls who hate your guts because of the way you mistreated them under the pretence of shooting scenes, or do you mean minimum wage earning, degenerate masturbators who watch your crappy scenes for free on tube and file sharing web sites? I wouldn’t think so.
Brandon Iron: Peace and grace to you.
The Colonel: Yeah, fuck you, too. You think you can play smart ass by taking the high road, yes? I’m afraid I know you too well, Brandon, and that ADT shtick won’t do you any good here, you *poor, middle aged, STD-infected man*.
Let’s see some herpes test results. Put up or shut up.
Poor, Middle aged, STD infected man.
Looks like a add in Craiglist.
cindi, i think you can take me off moderation now. i think you once banhammered me for writing ‘brandon herpes iron.’ that doesn’t seem much of a crime any longer.
Sticks and stones. Sticks and stones…
If this dude has herpes how is he allowed to shoot unprotected sex scenes? Is it legal?
“It is estimated that 1 in 4 [25%] adults over the age of 12 have genital herpes.” http://www.herpesonline.org/articles/genital_herpes.html
Imagine what the figure is for the world of porn!
Sticks and stones? Bullshit. Herpes test results, let’s see it and get over it once and for all. What’s the matter, Ironic Brandon, you don’t have $80 to pay for Herpes TYPE 1 and 2 IGG, IGM Panel Test, or do you afraid of something? I believe the answer is a little bit of both.
Porsnter,
About 65% of the general population has herpes 1.
If you ever had chicken pox, or measels, or severalother regular childhood illnesses, you will test positive ofr herpes 1.
Herpes 2 is less common in the general public, but very prevelent in the adult industry. ANYBODY in the adult industry who has unprotected sex and demands herpes test from somebody else should put up their own test results as well. Why would anybody demand somebody else to make their results public without making their own results public?
If you have been having unprotected sex with other sex workers who are having unprotected sex, chances are you also have herpes 2.
I do not have unprotected sex with performers(prostitutes). I challenge the Colonel(defender of child rapists) to put up his results or shut up. Whats the matter Colonel, do you have something to hide? PUT up, or shut up.
Yeah the “1 in 4” figure is true. With so many people having genital herpes, is it really that big of a deal? Herpes is serious in regards to making it easier to contract HIV, but other than that….? A number of adult performers have admitted to having it, such as Sharon Mitchell and Tom Byron.
Little g sez:
‘I do not have unprotected sex with performers (prostitutes).’
Huh, you don’t say. You don’t have sex with anybody except with yourself, and that’s when you’re shoving your fist up your ass. Fist fucking yourself and saying prayers are your routine bedtime. In fact, you clearly haven’t had sex with anybody since the Carter administration; and that’s one of the reasons for your obsessive/compulsive addiction to pornography: The lack of human contact, sex and pleasure. You turly are a miserable, pathetic, shameful creature, a broken, sad excuse for a human being. As for me, I don’t have herpes, you piece of shit, don’t try to get dumb smart ass; and frankly I don’t see a reason why should I give two fucks about the barkings of a demented, disabled, dying, lonely scumbag in a retirement home. Go work on preparing your asshole for the double anal penetration session by fist fucking your ass before saying your prayers and going to bed every night at 8 PM.
And Mr. President, I agree with you on the fact that with so many people having genital herpes, it’s not too big of a deal. Besides, it’s treatable with the modern medicine. Many people in the adult industry have admitted to having herpes, including as you mentioned Sharon Mitchell, Tom Byron and also Rocco Siffredi. The issue with Brandon Iron is that he constantly denies having it, while more than enough people have always confirmed he has herpes. If he knows he’s clean and everything everybody says is untrue, he can take a test and post the results to prove he’s right. If he has herpes, then he can admit to having it like Sharon Mitchell and Tom Byron and Rocco Siffredi and get over it. But it seems for some god forsaken reason he likes this argument to go on and on.
More sticks, please. You have no stones.
Oh, fuck off, Ironic Brandon, we talked about you more than we had to and certainly more than you deserve to be talked about. Your time’s up. Next clown, please.
If you’re going to edit comments here, at least have the decency to say the comment has been edited by the moderator, or who ever did the editing. Maybe you could putin quotes that the comment was edited.
Colonel says,
“As for me, i dont have herpes”
I’m calling bullshit. Put up or shut up Colonel.
You and I both know this is bullshit. Or do you not have the 80 bucks to pay for the test? By the way, when was your last herpes test? Put up or shut up.
The issue of editing/deleting your comments had beed discussed before, Little g, and I don’t need to repeat myself, nor that the readers need to read your repetitive, worthless garbage. You have no rights on this web site, what you have is a privilege to log in and read this web site free of charge, and make comments that are interesting or informative for other readers. Since you act like an asshole jerk and your comments are niether interesting nor valueable to other readers, your privilege can and will be revoked at anytime. You’ve been tolerated more than you deserve to be tolerated, and if you continiue to spam this message board any further, you will be banned permanently. Nobody owes you any answer or explaination whatsoever.
As for the herpes, I don’t have it. I’ve contracted gonorrhea and chlamydia more than I remember, and everytime had medicated and got over it; but I’ve never contracted herpes. If I ever had herpes, I wouldn’t be afraid to admit having it and treat my infection. Herpes is not as common in the adult industry as gonorrhea and chlamydia. The issue of Brandon Iron having herpes is nothing new, it’s been a subject of argument within the adult community for years; and Brandon Iron can either prove the rumors are untrue by providing a negative test, or he can admit to having herpes and get over it. That’s his choice, and either way, that’s none of your business since you are not a part of the adult industry. Go back to fucking yourself.
“Herpes is not as common in the adult industry as gonorhea or chlamydia.”Says the Colon. What a fucking moron.
Absolute 100% total bullshit. Where do you get this from. Certainly not AIM, which says the rate of herpes is equal to the general public. (66%) Are you saying the gon.chlam rate is higher than 66%. I’m sure Mitch will appreciate a memeber of the industry making such a bullshit statement.
Now Colon,
Why dont you tell us what was deleted, and why? That is, if you got the guts?
What exactly is being edited? Is it clearly visible that it was edited or made to believe it’s our own words? Wasn’t there actually a law saying blog comments can’t be edited? Deleted is one thing but edited without showing it was edited is something completely different.
Colonel can’t edit the comments here unless he’s been made a moderator or co-administrator. Has this happened and I didn’t get the memo?
Forget it, Darrah. Little g is a delusional, desperate, disabled, lonely, old, rotting scumbag with an obssive/compulsive pathetic addiction to pornography, barking from a retirement home somewhere. Ignore this piece of shit, not worth your time, not worth anybody’s time.
I think it’s hilarious that every time the word “herpes” is mentioned, lil’ g shows up on the scene. He’s like a guaranteed breakout!
The lil’ herpes sore is here, ladies and gentlemen…
Right you are, Third Axis. In fact the only thing disabled, old, dying Little g has ever accomplished in a shameful excuse for a life, is developing an obsession with pornography, particularly with the issue of STD among the performers. How fucked up, pathetic and sad is that. On the upside, it’s guaranteed cheap laughs and free entertainment. I enjoy the desperate dance of confused, shattered, tormented lonely people, it’s almost as good as sex.
Dear Tail,
You don’t wag me.
Sincerely,
Dog
…Tuesday night at the Improv.
Dear Ironic Brandon, as long as you admit to being a dog, we’re fine. Good luck with your herpes treatment.
Truly yours,
The Colonel
Darrah,
Colon is upset because my posts make hidden refernces to his name.
And Sammy, next time you’re putin your nose up the colonel ass at least have the courtesy to give him a nice reach around.
I hope Darrah will see this before it gets edited or deleted.
And yes Darrah, some time back Cindi accidently gave him the ability to delete comments. He went on to delete several peoples comments, and when he got caught redhanded he lied repeatedly about it. Cindi finally set the record straight, that she never intended for him to have moderator powers, and she confirmed that he was lying the whole time about the situation. Of course, she immedeatly corrected the situation the Colon was certainly put in his place.
Enquiring minds want to know — when is Brandon Iron going to do another edition of his infamous Slap Happy series…or has production been delayed by the various allegations being throw around these parts of cyberspace?
For that matter, when is Brandon going to do another Bakers Dozen? Or would that simply feed The Colonel’s assessment Brandon is so broke and washed-up, all he can do nowadays is Bukkake scenes…?!
Looks like the smoking gun might be how all Brandon seems to be putting out these days are the super cheap-looking She’s Half My Age series (as he obviously can’t afford ‘star talent’ like Amy Reid anymore).
Note to Brandon Iron — if you’re going to get your ‘talent’ from Eastern Europe, could you at the very least use girls who barely made the cut for a Private/Christoph Clark movie. Otherwise, the street talent you’ve been using should get a free trip to the day spa along with their load from Joe Blow. Likewise, if you’re going to use ‘barely legal’ talent from Porn Valley, could you use the girls who have been to the dentist more than twice in their 18 years and eaten a healthy meal the day of their shoot (a bowl of meth doesn’t count).
Stop it, g. You’re giving all authoritarian boot-lickers a bad/worse name. I hear that too much Kiwi shoe polish in your system can cause cancer, too.
lil’ g, that is; not by buddy Glick. He’s got a big g.
i remember from one vol. of “slap happy” brandon throated this bitch, it must have been around valentines day, because the whore puked the chocolate up, and the candy hearts had’nt digested yet.
Why does everyone seem so FREAKIN ANGRY except Brandon?
Smoke some good Weed… Mellow out… Why such hostility?
Brandon Irons has always been a nice guy and professional every time I worked with him.
Did Brandon suddenly become some Robot, Zombie, Nazi, Vampire sent from the Bush/Cheney/Haliburton Zombie factory to KILL US ALL?
Where’s the love man…
That’s right, Little g, that’s what isolation, the lack of sex and pleasure in life, living in a retirement home and taking multiple daily drugs do to you: It makes you crazy. So all in a sudden, you know my name and my reputation and make refrences to me that magically disappear into the thin air, you know everything about my relationship with Cindi, how she runs her web site, etc. What else do you know, little fellow? Let me guess: The whereabouts of the big foot, the secret of the eternal youth, and the blueprint of Noah’s Ark.
Only if you had a shred of sanity and self respect, you would have realized how desperately you’re beating a dead horse and what big of a fool you’re making of yourself. But you don’t have any; and that’s why you’re here and your old, wrinkled ass belongs to me, and I’ll beat you up, make you dance and ride you like a broken truck until you drop. I’ll make you eat yourself up inside your four walls, and the best part is that you wouldn’t even know what’s happening to you; but I believe everybody else can see. You’re one of the biggest clowns this message board has ever had, that’s the only reason you’re still being kept aboard. So you can add that to the list of your pathetic life accomplishments, next to your compulsive obsession with pornography and the issue of STD among the adult performs.
What a sack of fucking shit.
Is Brandon Iron Canadian for Donny Long?
Craig, dude, I take it your new round here. Once you get to know the people most of em are alright. There are some shit holes, but you find that everywhere. At least here you can say pretty much what ever you’re feelin and people will either agree or rip you a new one, but that’s the way this place works. Welcom to the wonderful land of LIB
hey Craig welcome to LIB buddy its going to be fun!! and just deal with the rumper room of San fernado valley school of Porn. Its crazy but all fun! Just ask Jerimy and Colonel they’ve been here for like….the beginning. Ok Ya all have a great Caliphonia evening and stay up and positive it’s going to get better soon. Peace to you all out there in porn valley. over and out!!!!
I’m sorry to report that the Colonel has been demoted. He lost all benefits as well as the last 2 letters of his moniker. He now goes by the Colon with all rights and privileges.
Lots of class Canadian performers out there, too bad Brandon came from there. How does Steele not get more work with folks like Iron, Seth Dickens, Johnny Thrust among others out there. Iron should get a work visa and go to Florida and live on Donny Long’s boat. He’d be perfect for Porno Dan’s Tampa Bukkae, besides there must be plenty of Valtrex around to borrow…allegedly.
You can’t let go of this thread, Ironic Brandon, can you? Tell me where have you been, and what made you feel so compelled to come back after 4 days just to write a cheesy joke. That’s right, it’s the beginning of the month, you were busy borrowing money to pay your rent and shooting Bukkakes to pay for your monthly supply of Valtrex.
Thank you for your visit. Feel free to come back for more anytime.
HAHAHAHAHA
It’s not “what” I’ve been doing. It’s “who” I’ve been doing. As you don’t read the blog at http://www.brandoniron.com (don’t worry, there are photos), I can say that production on an upcoming volume of SHE IS HALF MY AGE has been great so far. Wish you were here.
Chortle all you want. I still have no idea who you are or what you do….and I don’t mean this in an angry way. You are just some random guy known for….what? I have no idea. Whatever it is that you are good at, more power to you.
Of course I don’t read your blog, why would I be reading the ramblings of, described in your own words, *a poor, middle aged, STD-infected man*? You, on the other hand, are so excited that people have talked about you on this board that you just can’t let go of this thread. As for your She Is Half My Age series, don’t flatter yourself, obviously nowadays fucking cheap, clueless, fresh off the bus hookers in POV scenes shot in your apartment are all you can afford; that and Bukkakes. I understand, a man’s gotta eat, so keep it up.
And last but not least, you have no idea who or what I am, and yet every time you feel compelled to come back even days after I made a comment about you to explain yourself or write a cheesy joke in response. That figures. Have a good Sunday.
Brandon is 41, that’s middle aged…hmmm do the math. Let DAC’s passing illustrate the quality matters so much more than quantity. Getting a chick to blow five guys is just so imaginative…DAC took craps with more artistic quality than that. Everytime someone of quality dies in the business it amplifies what shit is still roaming around.
Changing the subjet a bit (you guys can keep arging with Brandon later).
Brandon, did you shoot Lorissa Mc Comas hardcore scenes shortly before her death?
Is true the rumour she offed herself?
No, Harvey, I never met Lorissa.
Please tell The Colon not to be bothered when a porn board references interviews with producers/directors/actors/etc. It’s people like me who are making contributions, however minor, to the business. Long after I’m gone, my movies will be in the bargain bin at Stan’s of Hollywood. Sadly, so will The Colon’s unwashed hands, rooting around for a good deal.
When The Colon passes his gas in a thread entitled Interview With Brandon Iron, I wonder exactly who is talking about whom? No worries, my friend. Someone, somewhere is interested in anything original you have to say. You…you do have something original, right? Because it would be absolutely ridiculous to go through life being an also-ran….which clearly, you are not. Clearly.
Then Brandon, someone has been impersonating you in the RAME.NET- Dead porn stars article on Lorissa.
I thought Crystal Ray’s first name was Larissa. Iron shot some scenes with her and she was prominent in the rough sex/throat gagging genre. She had a quiet exit…. I know, not the girl you’re talking about but I always wondered what happened to her.
Brandon your porn may have been hot and innovative 4 years ago but now it clear that your picture quality is crap and your routine insipid. Fans notice that shit. Plus, you really do have a harsh reputation as a director and that can negatively affect you too. Look what the hell happened to Khan Tusion.
Plus, are you even shooting in the Valley? Just asking–not trying to start any shit (expect for the picture quality/routine comment, which I’m sure Houstondon can back me up on).
I second Origen01’s remarks.
Mr. Iron — you work as of late is a pale facsimile of what you used to do (which wasn’t all that great compared to others in Porn Valley, but it was a lot more entertaining that the dreck you’re producing now). You used to regularly shoot hot chicks like Amy Ried, Luci Thai and Riley Shy — yet now you seem to have given up as your current work such as the She’s Half My Age series feature only Eastern European skanks hard-on-their-luck to fuck ‘Joe Blow’ and Steve Holmes when he’s in town with nothing to do.
I had high hopes (well, as high as they can be from the creator of 50 to 1 and Slap Happy) for the previously mentioned ‘teen’ series. Yet after a good start with new talent like Chloe Chanel and Stephanie Cane — you seemingly switched to using only fresh-off-the-bus ‘whores’ who are too fugly to get work with anyone else in the Jizz Biz (making them idea ‘targets’ for your 15 man cum bath brand of adult entertainment).
Hell, even your once infamous POV BJ scenes are tame and uninspired (as your work with Tanner Mayes and Rachel Milan clearly show how bored/boring you’ve become).
Ironic Brandon sez:
‘Please tell The Colon not to be bothered when a porn board references interviews with producers/directors/actors/etc.’
What are you talking about, little man? I don’t give two fucks about you, let alone being bothered by you. Do I have to remind you again that it’s you who’s so excited that people have talked about him on this board that just can’t let go of this thread? Well, for better or worse, seems you’re getting what you wish for, read the comments, people are talking about you and how crappy your movies are. As for me, I’ve been in this business back when you were getting rejected by your female classmates in your high school. I’ve seen many assholes like you came and gone, I’m still here, and the day I need to prove my credentials to someone like you will be a cold day in hell.
Try to write something funnier and more original next time. Dork.
But I still love the scene with Allie Sin in Backers Dozen.
As I’ve learned from Bing Crosby, you’ve got to accentuate the positive. I completely understand that some people don’t enjoy the content I produce. Not a problem and you can’t win them all. The positive spin on this, of course, is that the 3 sites I do for the Braincash network are amongst the most popular of the 55 sites on offer. Strange how some people can like what you do while others don’t like it.
As low as SHE IS HALF MY AGE seems to be in your estimation, volume 7 is one of 5 movies nominated by AEBN for Best Gonzo this year. One of the criteria for nomination is the number of minutes viewed.
So either there are people who enjoy some of what I produce or there are a bunch of dunderheads inadvertently clicking on the wrong movie and then waiting several minutes to find the STOP button, something lacking with The Colon’s keyboard.
Will he be the bigger man and give a poor, down-on-his-luck, STD-ridden man the last word or will his desperate need for attention force him to come back yet again in a thread about me, not him.
I’ve borrowed money to have private investigators help me figure out what he does in this industry. For someone to be so obscure for so long, that takes talent.
Popularity does not equal a good product, Brandon. Especially in the entertainment business. Besides your stuff was a lot more popular years ago than it is now and your content took a disproportionate hit in this down market. Doesn’t that concern you?
Fuck the AEBN awards. They don’t mean shit and you know it. Your stuff won XRCO awards in the past and your excitement over AEBN further demonstrates your burnout attitude. You, personally, even won AVNs which is the pinnacle of industry recognition.
Fuck man, you could be competing in the same league with JJ, Everhard, Rocco and Mike John. What the hell happened? And why the fuck are you not in immaculate shape?
I hope you can shift through my ramblings and really provide some critical defense for the QUALITY of your work. I have to admit I really did like your stuff in the past. Naturally, ’cause I’m not a total misogynist asshole, I FF’ed through the vomit scenes.
I think some content I produce is more popular but all I have to go on are stats from VOD companies comparing titles. I lack your insider information.
Yes, it tickles me when something I produce gets any kind of recognition. It’s not because of ego. It’s because it proves what can be done with nothing but a video camera and an idea. It shows what can be created for less than Vivid spends to rent a crane or a fancy location or the foie gras served to contract stars. Not knocking them or how they spend their money. I’m just saying that a small producer (in every sense of the word) can compete against the titans in the industry and find an audience.
Times are a lot tougher for everyone now, not just me. Look at the numbers of compilations everyone is putting out. I’m happy to have the chance to keep doing what I do, failures and all.
I’m proud to own my product. I’m proud that I’ve earned every dollar ever paid for it. I don’t steal and I don’t fuck people over.
That’s good enough for me.
Fair enough, Brandon. But could you at least up the picture quality? Do you shoot in HD?
Ironic Brandon sez:
‘Will he (The Colonel) be the bigger man and give a poor, down-on-his-luck, STD-ridden man the last word.’
But of course, I gave you the last word a week ago when you admit to being a dog, it’s you who’s been holding on to this thread as if your life depends on it. However, because I’m a generous man and have a heart of gold, I’ll give you the last word one more time: Say what you want and do what you have to. Good luck with earning your bread, herpes treatment and your private investigations.
P.S: As for borrowing money to take care of your needs and necessities, be careful not to get too deep with the sharks.
Brandon Iron “It’s because it proves what can be done with nothing but a video camera and an idea.”
Dude, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit wannabe film school hype. You shoot porn. P – O – R- N. It used to be passable, not it’s just a waste of time and effort. You’d be better off releasing all of your old content as long as you can get people to buy it, then using that piece of shit camera…coupled with your lame-ass ideas (ummmm…let me see how I can gag/throat fuck this naive whore differently than I did the other 87 times in the same shit stained carpeted apartment I’ve filmed in the last 20 movies now that the economy fell out of Porn Valley and all my old friends won’t let me film in their McMansions for half the going rate…).
If you had an ego worth discussing, you’d man-up and realize your movies give shit a bad name. In fact, shit would like everyone to cease using it in terms of referencing Brandon Iron’s current output, as it’s harming its otherwise sterling reputation.
origen01: Yes, I now shoot everything in HD on a new Sony Z5-U. It’s the best camera I have owned and the quality should go way up. HOOKERS AND BLOW #5 is the most recent title available that was shot using the new camera.
The Colon: Thank you for your kind and sincere wishes for good luck. I take that to heart. I have left several messages for you at the blog at http://www.brandoniron.com and ask that you look for new ones daily.
Sammyglick: You totally misread what I wrote. I agree that my junk is junk. I hope you would agree, too, that one man’s junk is another man’s treasure. Ever watch one of Pierre Woodman’s “Castings” from a few years ago? Bare bones porn where new models (some of whom went on to become Private stars) did interviews and scenes at the start of their careers. It’s horny fucking stuff and it was shot in hotel rooms on a tripod. I absolutely love it yet some people will call it low-rent trash.
I would love to be in the same league as Pierre Woodman someday. The near-600 updates at http://www.loadmymouth.com are just a warm-up. If you’ve only seen 87, perhaps I could get you a 3-day pass or something.
Origen01 — you can skip Hookers & Blow 5, as no matter what kind of camera Brandon uses nowadays, it can’t make up for the lack of semi-cute to porn hot chicks (I suppose the profit margins on his product no longer allows using a decent agency).
As for the comparison with Pierre Woodman’s Private Castings series, they also sucked (so Brandon has achieved his professional goals). You had to wonder who in the hell could watch and get an erection from poorly shot, ultra grainy, kidnap-esque video with the usual types of Euro porn talent (super hot, super passive/bored women) put in Private’s movies.
I suffered through…ahem, I watched one volume that featured a, then current European superstar, and it was lamer than Ed Powers’ Bus Stop Tales (if that’s even possible, Woodman achieved it).
I suppose you could argue, Woodman’s Private Castings series was nothing more than the European version of Homegrown Video (as it might as well have been footage of Woodman’s latest nightclub pick-up). Yet it amounted to nothing less than a waste of time and money, as the resulting product was atrociously unsexy.
Well you’ve got a nice camera at least, maybe you can leave it around Steele. When was that whole camera thing, two years ago? Maybe Iron can get Sophia in one of his blow bangs for a new series, “She is twice my IQ”. Though for subsequent features he might have trouble.
Ok. Alright. You don’t like the girls that turn me on. I get it. What I would also like to get is your opinion of the current talent I shot. Sorry, but the pics are at the blog at http://www.brandoniron.com. Check out Rhianna Samuel and Jessica Rox and tell me what’s wrong with them.
‘Cuz nothing…..nothing’s wrong with those fine nude models. No swallow? No problem. I just paid a little more monopoly money. Never was good at conversions, exchange rates, etc.
brandon, i always thought the idea of shooting porn in a motel/hotel was exciting. my question when filming in such places, how do you keep the noise down, as to not disturb the fellow quests or management. and as far as you making shitty content, like they say “opinions are like assholes everyone’s got one.”
Mr. Horse, take your meds, you meant “She’s 1/2 my IQ”, not twice. Good idea, though. Sort of in the spirit of “18 and confused” and “Young, dumb and full of cum”.
“Dazed, Confused, and Abused” would definitely be the vehicle for Sophia/Jade. Jeremy, you should down a 40 of OE and bang out a quickie scriptment for the Irondude. Plus, I’m betting she’d enjoy a good choking.
possibly 3rd, since being nice certainly didn’t work… she could rep herself well in “glazed and confused” but i don’t think anyone at elegant angel would hire her
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