She’s in Fort Lauderdale June 19. She’s been having man troubles.
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Mary: "I’ve got this crazy guy I was talking to for two weeks. He’s a fire fighter. He just went crazy studying your website and reading everything about me."
"I said, stop reading. That’s not normal. If everyone had their life posted on the internet, there’d be some crazy things."
"He said, ‘Am I the only guy you’ve been with this month?’ I said, ‘No, there’ve been two others.’
"He said, ‘I’m calling Luke.’"
Luke: "What lies did you tell him?"
Mary: "That I wouldn’t do any more movies. That he’d be the only guy I’d be with. That I was pregnant. I was just saying that to scare him."
"He said, ‘You live a crazy life.’ I said, ‘You live a boring life.’"
"I got drunk and I MySpace’d everyone to come to my party. I think drunk MySpaceing is going to take over from drunk dialing."
"I wake up and look at my MySpace page and think, ‘Ohmigod, somebody broke into my MySpace page.’ Then I have to think about it and yeah, I was on the computer at 3 a.m."
"I’m flying back to LA tonight and then flying Virginia tomorrow."
I want to take a train across America. Good idea or bad idea?
Regarding the train: If you’ve not traveled that way before I recommend it for the experience, especially if you get a sleeper car.
Used to be, the trip cost the same as flying, took as long as driving.
If the purpose of your trip is to see Mary Carey in FLL, though, I think it’s a bad idea.
Imagine taking a train to see a train wreck!
Do it Luke! It will be all artsy and ironic and stuff.
Mary Carey is a dumb bitch.
Go drink some more you drunk.
Hey man, you guys better be nice to her…she’s going to be our next??????
I think she’s funny.