Original Dick Ruler™ Launches, Enabling Men Everywhere to Stretch the Truth About Size
American Scientific Measurement Corporation announces its latest technological achievement for men, the Original Dick Ruler™. Just in time for the holidays, the Original Dick Ruler™ is a 9-inch wood ruler printed to 12-inch specifications, allowing men to awesomely exaggerate their genital stature to potential conquests. So… What does ‘The World’s First Penis Enlarging Ruler’ do?…
