Joseph Elkind Update
8:27 p.m. A man calls. "Are you wearing your yarmulke?" Luke: "Of course." Man: "And tefillin?" Luke: "Of course not." Man: "Are you allowed to jerk off while wearing a yarmulke?" Luke: "Who’s this?" Man: "JoeE. Who else would ask you if you’re wearing a yarmulke?" "The convention. I had a party on my boat….
