Many of my readers would give their right ovary to marry me. But with this great privilege, comes great responsibility. To clear the air, I’ve decided to nail my 99 theses to this internet wall. Here are the things that doom a relationship with Your Moral Leader: * Lose my respect * Detract from my…
Kris emails: I am dropping you a line on behalf of Rob Rotten. Rob suffered a near fatal motorcycle crash while practicing for his next superbike race in Northern California last week. Rob was air lifted from the race track after his front brake failed going into a high speed turn in Willows, Ca. Rob’s…
James DiGiorgio writes: "XXX Church’s MySpace page looks more like marketing for The Hedgehog than a spiritual cyber-retreat for Christian porn addicts hoping to mend their un-Godly ways! What’s with that? Ronnie gets top billing over the the pastors? Maybe over the big Guy himself? What’s the world coming to?"
Rob Spallone calls from Star World Modeling. "Put on your site for a few days that I’m looking for MILFs over 40 with giant tits and any brand new girl."
This book got excellent reviews on Amazon.com. I just ordered it. Aspen Brock wrote the prologue. It reads like thinly disguised fiction. There’s a lead character in the book called Denise who was apparently a stripper and escort and a veteran of 400 videos. According to the book she was murdered in the early nineties…
Luke: I bought a nikon d 200 Luke: I just thought this new camera would bring us closer HollyRandall: i’m going to marry that Ivy Leauge guy Luke: oh well, i tried HollyRandall: not that hard Luke: you can’t blame a nigger for trying HollyRandall: did you even see my proposal from the Ivy Leauge…
Porn director Wanker Wang pistol-whipped his girlfriend Haley Paige Thursday night and then kidnapped her. She was supposed to go to work Saturday but was too badly injured. Wanker Wang is also accused of robbing somebody. I’ve yet to hear from anyone who is sad to hear this news. Inkyo Volt Hwang is in L.A….
Since I burned him with my Mary Carey story a couple of weeks ago, Kevin Blatt has not been speaking to me. But I caught up with him at the Penthouse party Thursday night, June 28. Video Luke: "What did you talk to Paris Hilton’s publicist [Elliot Mintz] about?" KB: "I asked him, ‘Do you…
From the PR release: Shane and Amy Bugbee who wrote and directed their first porn film earlier this year ‘CLUB SATAN: The Witches’ Sabbath’, have reached an agreement to help famed indie director Kevin Smith (Clerks), and will act as consultants on his new movie, titled ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’. The upcoming Kevin…
Sheldon Ranz writes on Nina.com: HEEB magazine is a quarterly periodical published and written by liberal/left Jews who enjoying putting their own spin on certain anti-Semitic epithets (the way some African-Americans have used the N word). It began with a start-up grant from, believe it or not, Steven Spielberg. An earlier issue featured bonerizingly hot…
