Original Dick Ruler™ Launches, Enabling Men Everywhere to Stretch the Truth About Size

 American Scientific Measurement Corporation announces its latest technological achievement for men, the Original Dick Ruler™. Just in time for the holidays, the Original Dick Ruler™ is a 9-inch wood ruler printed to 12-inch specifications, allowing men to awesomely exaggerate their genital stature to potential conquests.  So… What does ‘The World’s First Penis Enlarging Ruler’ do?…

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