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Serenity Haze Is Back… And She Brought A Friend

She’s actually been back for a minute.I just didn’t think it was her because she followed my @TRPWL account..And last time I checked she didn’t like me..Anyway her new old twitter is farrah valentine .. I trolled her timeline and pulled a few gems..

On pornstars:

 

Looks like she’s found “loves”, again..Of course, who knows if this guy is real..What is real is their undying devotion to each other:

 

 

Ahhh how sweet is that?  Seems like they hit a rough patch 3 days ago though. He was single and ready to mingle

 

Maybe there was a fall out after he caused Serenity to some how lose her car.. I wonder if by lost she meant she left is somewhere and cant find it..

 

On the 29th they had a very public blowout, apparently, the guy with one follower has been putting their “god damn business” all over twitter

 

And even though Serenity hates pornstars cuz they have “stds” she was totally amped about going to a PORN convention

 

Looks like she’s taking up a gardening hobby.

And, with the 4.59 cents she’s earned in the custom vid business, she’s somehow manged to hire a lawyer to sue someone who doesn’t even live in the USA

Uh Oh, trouble in paradise. Fake Jeff was caught in another lie..

 

But never fear, he sent a video.

Wonder if he made her abort the longest pregnancy in the history of the KKK?

 

 

 

Serenity on Race relations..

No clue where she was going on this..Maybe Culture????

Coupon time:

Yea, glass houses

Serenity ‘Money Bags’ Haze

Wonder if she hides her vast wealth under her Home Depot foam mattress:

 

If selling fake squirt vids doesn’t work out for her, im certain she has a future in Interior design.. See how she’s managed to keep the trailer looking like a trailer just by adding the cool Capt Crunch anchor .. I know what your thinking, and im here to tell you, Capt Crunch doesn’t cut the roof of your mouth..That was a lie started by Count Chocula

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