The Automatic Sperm Extractor

A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention? The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height…

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Donald Sterling Porno Parody

OWNER GETS CLIPPED”: PORN VALLEY RESPONDS TO DONALD STERLING THE ONLY WAY IT KNOWS HOW Porn Valley could not let Donald Sterling’s fall from grace go unremarked, so it offers its own fictionalized, sexualized version of recent events in Smash Pictures’ “Owner Gets Clipped,” starring mainstay porn actor Kyle Stone as “Dick Spermling” and available…

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