Various sources on the web are reporting that Marilyn Manson has Swine Flu.
Marilyn said on MySpace, "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”
Readers, this would be way too easy for me to go off on, so I am going to let YOU make the jokes. I can’t wait to read them….
Thank You S. for the story idea