We all recently saw the post here regarding the 10
things you should never say to a porn star, however
what was left out was WHY you should not say them.
10. You’re too pretty to do porn.
I hate to be like one of the guys from Mythbusters, but no one in porn is too pretty to do porn. If they were, they wouldn’t being doing porn to begin with. Girls that are too pretty to do porn are plucked at an
early age to do real modeling, they become actresses, or they just marry rich guys, however those girls never, ever get into porn. Think Cindy Crawford had a tough choice between becoming a world famous model and getting cum splattered on her in videos? Just the fact that a bitch does porn means she will never be a ten. Not every facet of attraction is physical and a ten is exclusive, therefore just by doing porn a womanlowers her attractiveness that much. A porn bitch can
never be the epitome of desire. If you ain’t a dime, you ain’t too pretty for porn.
9. Your vagina must be really worn out.
You shouldn’t have to ask this because you should know it’s true. The average dick is about 5 inches. The average porno dick is like 8 inches. What do you think constantly getting pounded out by an abnormally sized dick does to a pussy?
8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women.
Lying is wrong.
7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________?
Unless a day at the office for your girl includes getting fucked in the ass and guzzling cum, you are asking the wrong person. Additionally, if you can get your girl to drink your and your friends cum out of a
glass, you should probably run away from her as fast
as possible.
6. Wow! You’re so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos.
In photos Beverly D’Angelo could still be fuckable. On TV and in the movies we see all sorts of shit thatsnot really there. That’s why they call it magic.
5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week!
This should be a no brainer, but the truth is this one is the most appropriate thing to say out of all them in my opinion. If I’m a well known chef and you approached me and said, "I cook with your recipes 7days of the week", I would say "Thank You." Why is that? Because recipes are made to cook meals. That statement is just expressing ones utilization of porn material. Porn is made for nothing else than to jerk off with and that statement is a compliment. Is it the guy’s fault his favorite porn bitch is emotionally scarred, hating of her profession and so self absorbedshe can’t appreciate a compliment?
4. I could do porn.
Is that saying anything? Is making porn a specialgift? You give a guy enough Viagra and he can fuck a bitch in front of his mom.
3. Are those yours?
Notice how high they appear to rank on Moh’s hardness scale? Notice how they don’t move? Spotting fake titties is shooting fish in a barrel.
2. Do you think you are going to hell?
If she is, you are too.
1. I wanna take you out on a "real" date.
Is date a code word for sex in this one? It’s the only way I can see asking that question. A date optimally leads to a relationship. Why would you want to have a relationship with someone who does porn?
This is the saddest question out of all them. Ask someone to shoot you if you have notions of a porn chick being Ms. Right.
That being said if there were some sort of hypothetical situation were one was forced to date a porn actress, you could do a lot better than Stormy.
This bitch gargles nuts for a living, has a name that sounds like something from The Weather Channel and she expects to be asked 60 Minutes type questions?
Bitch, know your role.