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Al Goldstein says he’s eaten 7000 pussies…

From Al’s Blog at algoldstein.booble.com/

I have eaten 7000 pussies in my lifetime. As publisher of SCREW, tahe availabiltiy of fresh (and rancid) pussy was like Chinese takeout. After a while, it all tastes the same.

With Linnea Quigley (see photos below) I gave up eating her pussy. I was bored with her labia, mons veneris, flappy lips, clitoris(es), wet gooey juicy pussy. I started eating her ssshole because it was new to me. Like a new flavor at Baskin Robbins. (I always need to compare my life to food – I am skinny on the outside, but on theinside I’m still a fat hungry Jew).

Her ass tasted like copper pennies. Don’t knwo why, but it was a clean taste, a unique delicate taste.

Are there any old Jewish cunts out there who would like me to savor their ani (that’s plural of "anus" for your fucking morons!) I heard that Brighton Beach is replete with available Russian Jews who love sex . . .It was the only thing that they could get for free and in the privacy of their homes during the Soviet days. If any of you cocksuckers hook me up with a hot Russian babe, I will blow you in Macy’s window on a Tuesday afternoon.

Lastly, I am back on my feet and feeling much better now that I have been to the VA to see my shrink. He keeps me balanced with the right drugs and I feel better.

I am suing my fucking dentist who ripped me off and took thousands from me without providing me with the right teeth. He promised me the world and all I wound up with is a cheap set of choppers (straight out a gag shop . . the ones you wind up and they clack-clack- clack).

Until the next blog

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