Friend, during a porn casting "go-see": Oh my god, look at that girl’s body, she’s unbelievable!
Me: Ehhh, she’s no good. She’s got bad teeth.
Friend: Bad teeth?? Are you fucking mental? You are looking at her teeth?
Me: If I’m ever insanely wealthy, I’m gonna make sure all attractive little girls get braces, the way Bill Gates does with immunizations. So future generations never need to repeat this conversation.