Luke talked Sunday, 12/5/99, with Sasha Gabor (real name Samuel Guttman), a charming, talkative 54 year old European who fluently speaks six languages. He's confined to his house as punishment for an excessive number of drunk driving convictions.

A Jew, he's been married three times (all to Gentile women) and has five kids.

Luke: "I'm being lazy and watching a football game. Colts vs. Dolphins."

Sasha: "I just had a 25-minute conversation with my mom in Norway where it is cold, dark, slippery. My mom is going to be 77 year old in January so I worry about her slipping... Because of the ice on the street. So, when can I ever see my bio on your site?"

Luke: "We'll do it now."

Sasha: "That would be a great honor. Thank you so much. So many thousands of people come to your website."

Luke: "Are you still doing scenes?"

Sasha: "Yes, I do the Bukkake series [for Jim Lane at JM Productions]. It's not necessarily a glorious thing to jack off onto the girl's face. I'm always number one. 'Hi guys. Look at me. This is what you do.' The young guys stand around and jack and jack and jack, and Sasha walks up and 'Gaboom,' and the cum shot is over.

"I also write tons of article. For instance, about having sex with Bridgett the Midget (in June, 1999), the girl who's three feet tall. It was a good story. I've got the pictures. And the Houston 500.

"Doing Bridgett was kinky and fun. She weighs about 65 pounds. At three feet tall, she reached exactly to my dick.

"I also did an article on the Spontaneous XXtacy gangbang. So that's how I make my living, concocting war stories..."

Luke: "How did you get into this industry?"

Sasha: "By looking like Burt Reynolds. I was working for Ron Smith's Celebrity Lookalikes from 1980. In 1983, I interviewed Screw magazine editor Al Goldstein, one of my first articles. My wife, who is a Hollywood foreign press journalist, met Al in New York. He had a T-shirt on saying 'Screw.' So she said 'Screw?' and he said, 'Right now?'

"She was six feet tall and drop dead gorgeous. When we got married in 1979 in Reno, people said, 'God, it's like watching Burt Reynolds marry Sophia Loren.'

"So, she was going back to Norway when she was supposed to interview Goldstein in West LA. So she sent me with a tape recorder and a bunch of questions, and said, 'Just record it and transcribe it and send it to me in Norway. And I will split whatever the company pays me for it.' We were divorced at this time but very good friends. We were living together. Our time together after the divorce was better than our times when we were drinking...

"Al Goldstein was with Marga Auhlbach. She did the movie 'Dancers' with Joey Silvera and Mai Lin. So I met Marga and thought, 'There might be another story. I'll have to get an interview.' And she said, 'God, you look so much like Burt Reynolds. It would be fun to do a movie with you, a takeoff on 'The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.' So she said I'll have the script written and you can take a look at it. Would you like to come with me to the award ceremony in downtown Los Angeles in 1983.

"There I meet Mail Lin, Shauna Grant, Ron Jeremy... I thought, 'Wow, this is fabulous.' Seka posed for a picture grabbing my cock and it was published in Hustler. I looked just like Burt Reynolds. I drove a black Transam. I wore a tuxedo with a cowboy hat. So I meet Ed and Summer Brown. A Jewish couple. So she says, 'Are you an actor?' I say, 'Yes, an officer and a gentleman.' Then she says, 'We're doing a movie called 'The Fantasies of Women.' We could write a scene for you, so a woman could have a fantasy about Burt Reynolds.

"I said great, but I've heard that for years. We'll have a movie for you. But a month later, she asked me to come to her home on Palm Drive in Beverly Hills to her home. And I stripped out of my clothes and showed her my body. And right away she says, 'You're not circumsized.' I say 'No. My father is Catholic and my mom is Jewish and I was born June 6, 1945 in Hungary. Bombs were falling outside. I was delivered by a midwife. We had other things to do aside from circumsizing you. My father was against it and my mother didn't push the issue.'

"So she says, 'Yeah, we're shooting up in San Francisco on August 27, 1983.' And the movie became, 'Every Woman Has A Fantasy.' Then from there, the phone rang and it went boom. We have a movie, can you do it tomorrow? I thought it was Screen Actors Guild. But it was Jim South. Is this a porn movie? Yes. And you want me to have sex in it? Yes. Any problems? No. So I was shot in the Veluzat Ranch in Palmdale. I play a drunk sheriff. Starred Tom Byron. Shot on 35mm. But it was never released."

Sasha estimates that he's had sex with about 2000 women during his life.

Gabor helped Frank James enter the business in 1984. "He was a heavy duty drug addict and alcoholic," says Sasha.

"I did tons of coke with John Holmes. We hung out in Las Vegas and Chicago in 1984-86.

Sasha lists his sobriety date as 1996.

Sasha: "A couple of weeks ago I talked to Harry Reems who lives in Park City, Utah. Ron Jeremy was here and we were watching a movie we all did in Hawaii. So I said to Ronny, 'Do you know what Harry Reems is doing these days?' Ronny said he didn't have a clue.

"I don't say anything but go to the phone and dial Harry's number. He answered 'Harry Reems.' I said, 'Hi Harry. It's Sash.' He said, 'What do you want?'

"'Oh, sorry, I don't want to disturb you. Ron Jeremy is here. And Ron and Harry chatted for half an hour until I said, 'Ronny, it is my phone bill.' Harry is doing good. He has a real estate company called 'Harry Reems Real Estate.'

"I was talking to Brittany Stryker (Laurie Beesely) who almost married him. Harry's real name is Herb Streicher. Brittany is Norwegian. She told me that Harry ran around the house with a gun in his hand because he thought aliens were invading the house. That's the coke and alcohol combination. He was absolutely out of control. How does a Jew become an usher in a church?

"After having talked to Ronny, Harry was very friendly and nice. Harry lived out in the Pacific Palisades for eight years, right on the beach... We did drugs together and drank together. I'd pick him up at the airport...

"I have a funny story about Harry that took place in Hawaii in 1984 with Bob Gallagher, Ronny's roommate. I had to have sex with Raven (tall cool brunette). I was intimidated because she was so gorgeous. In those days I was like, 'Come on guys. Don't look at me. Don't stare at me. Till I get my dick hard.'

"So I asked Harry to bring me a big glass of water. And he brings me a big clear glass of vodka. And I downed it. And everybody was out of the room. I asked Raven, could you please turn around. So she doesn't look at me while I'm jerking and I was touching her long black hair. I did the same thing with Mail Lin. That long black hair turned me on so much that my dick went, 'there it is!'

"And of course about 15 minutes later the alcohol set in and I f---ed the s--- out of her. And I didn't care anymore who was watching or not.

"Ron Jeremy never says anything bad about anybody. He's a positive human being."

Luke: "True."

Sasha: "He didn't slander or talk s---... I admire him that. So many people out there like to drag the dirt out."

Gabor speaks fluent English, Hungarian, Norwegian (can read Swedish and Danish), German (four years at a German university), French, Portugese, and Spanish.

Luke: "Who are some of the most memorable women you've had sex with?"

Sasha: "I was one of the first four guys to have sex with Ginger Lynn in August, 1983. We were on the front cover of Velvet. She is the only porn girl I've dated in my 16 years in the business...

"We broke up on Thanksgiving Day, 1983. Because it was raining and she was living in Newport Beach... I was down there with her on this gloomy, rainy, dark outside, and she was waiting for the coke dealer. And she had no interest in turkey, she had no interest in nothing... No interest in having sex. Just phone calls, where is it, can you get it? Finally, hours later, it was about 9 or 10PM, and I was hoping to sleep over at her place, and she goes, 'Wanna come with me when I pick it up?' And I said no. And I got into my Trans Am and drove back to Pacific Palisades. And that was the end of that.

"And two years ago, when she was about to marry this rich guy from Santa Barbara. And we were sitting at the same table [at the "Night of the Stars" August 2nd, 1997 Free Speech Coalition dinner at the Universal Sheraton], Ginger and this guy... And she was up there with Seka, Al Goldstein, Marilyn Chambers, Eric Edwards was drunk out of his head...

"And Ronny was the one who said, 'We have an announcement... Ginger will you come up here.' And the guy walked up...and went down on his knee and proposed that they get married. And he gave her a $10,000 diamond ring. She said yes. I don't know if she returned the ring but she certainly broke up with him.

"Ginger Lynn wouldn't eat... And she kept excusing herself to go down to the bathroom and powder her nose... And she came back with a runny nosed and all wired... So she was still doing drugs... It's unbelievable how good she looks.

"So Luke, do you write every day?"

Luke: "Every day but the Sabbath."

Sasha: "I wish I could go to synagogue on Friday night...but I don't have permission to leave the house... When I lived in Florida, I went every Sabbath. I always my star of David in plain view. I had a very scary experience with an insane looking guy at a waiting room of a hospital in Tampa. He comes up to me and says, 'What's that?' I said, 'It's a star of David.' Then he says, 'I have one too.' Then he shows me on his shoulder a big swastika. 'That's my star of David.'

"I remember when the Los Angeles Police Department Vice Squad followed me around in 1984... Me, and Ron Jeremy when we do all this stuff for Video Exclusives. Ron has been a major help to me doing tons of movies. Mark Carriere likes me... In the old days, Mark Carriere was doing coke too. And I'm the only one who ever said to him, 'God, that is a great toupee.' He replied [angrily], 'How do you know that's a toupee?' I said, 'I know.' When you don't see the hairline, you get suspicious.

"Now I'm very good at digressing, where were we?"

Luke: "The most memorable women you've had sex with?"

Sasha: "Ginger Lynn number one. Raven... I only got a blowjob from her on camera. I never had nooky with Nina Hartley. We're like brother and sister... I like her very much. We were at swingers conventions together, in the same room when she was in full swing, sucking and f---ing... But somehow there was always someone I desired more... We're such good friends...

"I took Mail Lin to dinner at Gladstone's [on the Malibu beach] in 1989 with Ron Jeremy. She was eating a full crab. Ronny goes, 'Ahh, after desert it would be nice to have a blowjob.' Mai Lin says, 'Sasha is the one who is paying for it so he should be the one who is getting it.' She goes underneath the table and blows me.

"Right after I had sex with Desiree Lane, she became a born again Christian.

"Going to jail [for his drunk driving convictions] was an interesting experience. The LA County jail is run by the Mexican Mafia. I had no problem with them because I speak Spanish. I had no problem with the whites though there were several with the Aryan Brotherhood and Swastika who the blacks hated.

"The black guys were telling other brothers, 'Look at Sasha. He's a Jew.' Something about Jews and blacks getting along. 'And the Aryan Brotherhood, that is our enemy.' The whites are all the way in the back and to go to the bathroom or telephone, you have to pass through the black area. Then there are the Mexicans who do not speak English and the South Siders, the Mexicans who do speak English. And they kept the schvartzes [yiddish term for blacks] at bay.

"This black guy, who was new, asked me for a cup so he could have coffee. I said, 'I can lend you one but I need it back.' And I gave him my cup. He drank out of it and gave it back. And then the Mexicans went apes--- that I had lent a black guy my cup. That I would drink out of the same cup as a 'nigger.' I came close to being snuffed. So my punishment was that I had to do pushups.

"You were allowed to talk to the 'niggers,' but as little as possible. You could not trade food with them.

"Writing has been my bread and butter over the years and the movies were the icing on the cake. That money was never fabulous, particularly from Mark Carriere."

Here are excerpts from Sasha's biography page:

From there I progressed on to doing an interview with Georgina Spelvin, who has been an alcoholic for over ten years. She was telling me that ten years was totally lost out of her life. So we talked a lot of AA, and I went back to drinking, unfortunately.

Nothing happens till about July, after about a month passes, and suddenly I get a phone call from Summer Brown, and she says, Sasha, come on over. They lived on Palm Drive in Beverly Hills, come on over, we'd like to look you over for the movie. REALLY, THE MOVIE'S REALLY GONNA BE HAPPENING? So I drove up, I was living in Inglewood at the time, in a house all by myself, so I drove up there, and they said there'll be two sex scenes in the movie, will you have any problem with an erection, and I said no. I didn't know what the f--- I was in for. Me? Erection problem?? Never had. In private life I never had. I had been drunk out of my mind, a lot of guys say they don't get it up, I have been so drunk that I f---ed and don't remember, in the morning I go, what does the weenie look like, does it smell like pussy? Did I do it? And the girl says, do you remember what you did last night? Do you remember how many people you pissed off?

Anyhow, they asked me if I can do two sex scenes, and I say no problem. One is a blow job, one is a d.p. What's a d.p? Director of photography, yeah? No, d.p. is double penetration. Or two guys can have sex with a girl, no way. I didn't even think about it. So, can you do a d.p.? I go, I can try, but then thank God they backed out of the d.p. Thank God, I didn't have to do a d.p. No way. So they said go to the bathroom and come back naked so we can look over your body. Oh, my god, my dick goes, whup. Shrunk up to the size of an inch. So I go to the bathroom, and come out there, and you know, I'm trying to hide my weenie, and I turn around, and she says, you're Jewish and you're not circumcized?

Well, it's like this, I had a Catholic father, I was born in 1945, I wasn't born in a hospital, I was delivered by a midwife and we were not exactly doing surgeries at the moment, there were bombs falling outside,[?] June 6, 45, year after D-day, so that's that. She says okay, we're shooting in San Francisco, we'll get your ticket, 350 $ per scene, and what, about 700 for the two, ended up being 350 for just one scene, and come up to such and such hotel, do the scene the following day, and go back. So between July and August 27 I didn't have sex with anyone. I was saying, God, this is gonna be my big chance, [and I worked out every day] and I was drug-free, and I wasn't drinking, and I was like mo-ti-va-ted, whoa! Here it comes! And I thought, when I come up there, it's gonna be whoa! I look at a girl, it's gonna be whoa!

I'm telling a painful story here, very painful. I don't reveal this to too many people. You see, the dick you see in that movie is not my dick! Not my dick! I had no erection in sight whatsoever. If you don't use it, you lose it. I got up there and in my mind I was hot and horny, but my weenie, there was no feeling in it. And I didn't know how to, that you can...you know, get it up by jerking it. Okay, so we review. Number one. If I had seen...John Leslie had the scene after me, where he has sex with the girl on the table there.

That scene was filmed after my scene. If I'd only scene the filming of one sex scene before mine I would have understood what to do. I expected it to be like real life. The girl comes over, my dick gets hard inside my pants. By the time she sits down it's going to be jumping up and everything's going to be happiness. But with fifteen guys and two women sandwiched into the studio, the sets were built around the poker table... They put me in the chair and...let me backtrack for a second...in my fantasy I've always had this thing for a black girl or an oriental girl.

I married a Phillipino because I was so dumb, the first time I get an oriental girl I married her. But then I didn't have oriental girls, that I remember, and I had plenty of black girls, but I get on the set, and there's Kristara Barrington, and I thought, oh, my God! Let me have that girl, I mean, Kristara is really a dream, she's so beautiful, And they said, no, I don't think it's her, you have a scene to do with a girl called Chantall. I thought Chantall, she must be some exotic dark-haired beauty, I like dark-haired women, not so much blondes, because in Norway all my childhood I slept with blondes, everyone in Norway was a blonde. In Norway you get a black-haired girl and she's a queen. A blonde is one of the many. So I've had this thing about exotic women since far back.

Now you have a scene with Chantal. Chantal sounds very exotic. So I see Chantal with blonde hair down to here looking like a plain Norwegian girl, which she is. Her real name is Kirsten or something. I wrote an article about the whole situation, about how my fantasy didn't come true. So the very first movie I do is with a Norwegian girl. And later on she took me home to see her mom, to be Burt Reynolds at her mom's birthday party. And the momma speaks fluent Norwegian. So do I after spending 14 years there.

4/7/99

An Interview With Sasha Gabor

By Robert Sterling
Editor, The Konformist
http://www.konformist.com.

Dear Luke F-rd:

A little background:

From “The Gang Bang To End All Gang Bangs”   (http://www.konformist.com/gangbang.htm)

"Gabor, who in his heyday was best known as being porno's lookalike for Burt Reynolds, still is a dead ringer for the Cannonball Run star - that is, a dead ringer for Reynolds if Reynolds didn't have a plastic surgeon. Despite the deterioration of his physical appearance, Gabor still plays a Casanova with buffoonish effect, and while seeing him in full narcissistic glory, I kept holding back the laughter thinking of one woman I know telling me of Gabor's recent failed attempts at trying to seduce her."

From Luke F-rd:

Porner Sasha Gabor takes exception to this description of him by Robert Sterling in his coverage of the Houston 500... Gabor does not know which woman Sterling refers to.

A swinger and a porn performer for almost 16 years, Sasha, an intelligent, elegant and multi-lingual gentleman, writes on the porn industry for Scandinavian sex magazines. He recently filed on the Houston 500 and published an interview with Laurie Holmes, whom he f---ed on camera for a forthcoming video.

With this as an introduction, I agreed to meet with Sasha Gabor on March 27th. On the phone, and by email, he appeared to hold no grudge for my recklessly smart-ass comments.

As it turned out, there was some other interesting facts that came up on the way. The women who was my source for my snide comments felt I was a little too nasty at Mr. Gabor. “He didn’t exactly try to seduce me,” she said, “he was merely trying to be charming, although I thought it was funny he thought I’d be impressed with the fact that he’s a porno actor. And besides,” she added with a smile, “you’re one to talk about buffoonish Casanova’s.” (I have no idea what she meant by that.) I may also add that, after receiving a collection of pictures from Metro Media of the Houston 500, I have to admit that, at least from the neck up (which is all my picture of him showed), Sasha Gabor is still quite photogenic.

Another interesting Gabor connection was to one of my best friends, who, out of the blue, mentioned Sasha Gabor’s name (without having read my piece) as an old friend, and saying he was trying to track him down. I gave him Sasha’s number. Six degrees of separation, indeed.

In any case, the meeting itself is anti-climatic. Sasha isn’t pissed off at me anymore, so there is no threat of a fist fight breaking out. Further, I concede that meeting a guy when he is about to participate in a gang bang may not be the best time to figure out what kind of person they are. We shake hands, and I hand him a Kirby the Konspiracy Boy Koffee Mug, which he is delighted by. He adds that he id surprised I am so young (I’m 29), as he assumed by my writing I was in my mid-40s and had written regularly about pornography. “Nope,” I reply, “This was my first piece on the porn industry.” That really surprises him, as I seemed to know a lot about the subject. “I’m very culturally literate,” I explain.

Then he tells some highlights of his life story as we walk on the boardwalk. A Hungarian-born Jew who became an airline pilot, alcoholism destroyed his first career, and soon his more-than-passing-resemblance to Burt Reynolds helped launch his second career as a celebrity lookalike-porn stud as he approached the age of forty. The successful years that followed didn’t leave him too fulfilled, however. “Yes, I was having sex with lots of beautiful women, but most of them weren’t interested in me, they were interested in ‘Sasha Gabor, Burt Reynolds lookalike.’” It didn’t help that his alcoholism hadn’t really ended, or that he began to get a taste for cocaine. It eventually led to divorces and money problems. Now recovering from both, he is a member of Alcoholics Anonymous, and his battle is a constant one.

But enough of his personal life: what I want to hear about (and I’m sure all you reading this want to hear) is THE CHICKS. Who was great, who was horrible, tell me the details please. Sasha smiles, then adds, “I try not to say bad things about anyone.” He does have some good stories to tell. His personal favorite was Ginger Lynn, a women who was to 80’s porn what Marilyn Chamber’s is to the 70’s and Jenna Jameson is to the 90’s. Sasha loved and dated her offscreen before she became famous as THE Ginger Lynn. Soon, success and fame by Ginger ended their relationship, the only serious one he has ever had with any porn starlet. He also remembers fondly Amber Lynn, the other great 80’s blonde porn queen, and he especially enjoyed his sexual acts with Raven, arguably the most attractive porno actress ever (and who I knew all too briefly during her stay in a Westwood penthouse apartment 6 years ago.) Incredibly, he has never copulated with Nina Hartley, the oft-filmed actress with such an intense sexual exuberance that can only be possibly matched by Misty Rain among current names. Not only have they never worked together in film (quite rare considering her voluminous output), but they have never been together in private, though they both are swingers and have often attended the same parties. “It seems whenever I’ve seen her at a party, she’s been occupied.”

On the current actresses that are around, he is most interested in being with Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera, two of porn’s top Asian stars (he has in recent years developed a fixation on Oriental babes.) Obviously, bad taste is not one of his flaws.

His worst experience was with a dominatrix, after he was hired to appear in an S&M video. He told them up front that he didn’t like pain, but was willing to act as though he was. This dominatrix didn’t care what he liked, and soon was cruelly torturing him, though he yelled at her to stop. He especially got frightened when she took out a cattle prod and threatened to attach it to his genitals. After the miserable experience, he decided to file charges against her (he later found out that she was once a he, a transsexual ex-Green Beret kicked out of the military due to his apparent sexual confusion who hated men) and called up the vice squad. Though he never gave the vice squad his home address (an address that he kept secret even from those in the porn industry), they were at his doorstep the next morning, a disturbing event in and of itself, as it was clear that they knew exactly who we was and where he lived. The drug and alcohol problems he had at the time didn’t help his analysis of this event. “It was around this time I became REALLY paranoid.”

We go back to his pad, and, confirming the fact that he has good taste in women, a picture of Heather Hunter hung from his wall. He shows me an interview for a Scandinavian porno mag with an adult starlet. The “interview”, he tells me, is over 95% bogus, as she told him, “I don’t care, write whatever the hell you want me to say.” Knowing his audience, he gives them what they want to hear. Reading the interview is actually quite depressing, seeing the absolute proof that many porn starlets interviews are as fake as their breasts.

I also chat with one of his roommates a bit, a good-looking younger guy named Eddie who was also at the gang bang. Since the Houston 500, he has appeared in a couple of other films of a new genre taken from Japan. Basically, the new genre revolves around women masturbating in front of camera, then a gang of guys (who have been masturbating while watching her) running up to her and shoot their load on her. Or something like that. He is quite happy with the money and the fun from his involvement in porn. “Oh, by the way,” he remembers, “that hot Hispanic fluffer from the gang bang, Claudia, she’s actually married to another guy, not John Q. ‘Milky Way’.” Apparently, besides fluffing for gang bangs and performing regularly with John Q., she is married to a tall, burly ex-Green Beret that was also at the Houston 500. Obviously, Claudia’s husband is a good sport, though I suppose that’s quite easy when you can someone with your bare hands.

Enough said. I just wanted to put it on the record that I met Sasha Gabor, and he was a real good guy. No offense for my smarmy wisecracks. Don't you love happy endings?

7/23/01

Sasha Gabor writes: Hi Luke, Well, will we EVER meet. I am remaining in Norway where, as you might have heard, the Norwegian Broadcastin Corporation has done a documentary on my life, (from Prodigy to Pilot to Prnstar and to......Pimp???) and after initially being forbidden, (it unleashed a storm), it was aired half past midnight. I am insanely famous and soooo recognizable with my Sean Connery looks in this gorgeous country of 4.5 million Vikings, that I see no future in returning to the zoo of LA and to be forever doomed to do Bukkake and freak stuff for peanuts. I was checking into your site as I often do, but much to my chagrin, I notice there STILL aren't any bio on me. Shame on you, my dear fellow Jew!

After all, I was more recognizable as the B.R. lookalike in the 80's and 90's and today get the eye as Sean even from people who have never seen me in porn! What's up with giving me the cold shoulder? You must have read at Gene Ross' that I bedded the girl, Cathrine, who was kissed on the cheek by Bill Clinton when he was in Norway. I also took her to the magazine that I write for and had her pose Penthouse style in the buff. Unfortunately she was quite a druggie but I didn't want to push her into doing sex on camera with me for the money. I AM A MENSCH! She is now in a three to six months rehab in Sweden.