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AVN calls director Nic Cramer Mr. Homage. He has crafted adult versions of A Clockwork Orange and Apocalypse Now, as well as a tribute to director James Cameron called Penetrator 2.

Cramer never left the downtown LA soundstage for the entirety of the five-day Penetrator shoot."It was the best experience I've had in the industry," says the Swede.

Nic Cramer uses Belgium beefcake Alberto Rey (Arnold Schwarzenegger) as the Penetrator while Johnathan Morgan plays the liquid metal villain known as the P-1000. Melissa Hill, Nic's ex-girlfriend, plays Linda Hamilton's character and Kaitlyn Ashley portrays her 18-year old daughter.

Mad Dad Dan directed the original Penetrator which sold well, especially in Europe.

Penetrator 2 bursts with action, including flipping a police car upside down. "I can't do a film and not have action. I have a weak spot for blowing things up."

The movie features four computer-aided "morphing" scenes, including one where the penis Kaitlyn Ashley sucks transforms midway from Johnathan Morgan's dick to Alex Metro's. (AVN 1/96 p. 38)

A Clockwork Orgy appeared in 1995 to good reviews. It's virtually a scene-for-scene retelling of Stanley Kubrick's classic. Kaitlyn Ashley stars as Alexandria, a 21st century juvenile delinquent starving for sex.

Nic Cramer, his real name, grew up in Sweden where he was a child TV star and he's become as popular in his home country as Rocco Siffredi in Italy.

Cramer came to the United States in 1985 but speaks with no accent. All of his family accept his adult work except his conservative father from whom Nic's estranged.

Penetrator 2: Grudge Day received critical acclaim. "With a crackle of lightning and ozone smoke, the Penetrator enters our dimension, searching for intended victim.

"Johnathan Morgan plays the evil, emotionless android who's been sent from the future to penetrate Kaitlyn Ashley, thereby altering the fate of the human race. He first encounters a police officer, played by Selena, who he immediately throws up on the squad car for a rough pummeling with his meat baton. Pushing her face against the windshield, he drives deep and hard into her pussy before glazing her face with spunk, then kills her by snapping her neck.

"Borrowed from the mainstream hit Terminator 2, Penetrator 2 delivers state-of-the-art computer animation...Euro stud Alberto Rey and AVN Female Performer of the Year, Kaitlyn Ashley." (AVN 6/96 p.62)

Nic directed Pristine for Caballero Home Video. "What could be better than cool cars, great babes and steamy sex? The cars, especially the centerpiece Rolls Royce, have mesmerizing powers of sexual transformation. Under the sensational style of Jack Remy's videography and Cramer's tight pacing, this sizzles with the opening of Sindee Coxx's solo, as well as the Alicia Rio/Madelyn Knight pairing that follows, and the pounding of Coxx by Johnathan Morgan."(AVN 97)

San Francisco porn star Melissa Hill and Nic Cramer broke up in early 1997 after two years together.

Rodger Jacobs vs Nic Cramer

Rodger Jacobs is still waiting to collect his 1999 AVN Award for Best Screenplay Film (Looker for Pleasure Productions, directed by Nic Cramer). Of all the films he did with Cramer, Jacobs says it is the only one where he wrote the entire screenplay. Yet Cramer gets co-writer credit in the film and in the award.

"Looker was a true original," says Jacobs. "It came from me. It was my own concept. Nic had nothing to do with the writing of the physical screenplay. He may have deleted a scene or two, but it was my script."

Nic took the AVN award that night sixteen months ago, as Jacobs was not at the show. Rodger has yet to receive his award. AVN, through Gene Ross, duplicated an extra award after Rodger repeatedly bugged them for his award. But Ross gave the award to Cramer to give to Rodger. Jacobs says Cramer has yet to cough it up.

Nic Cramer responds: Hi Luke. This is my first time writing into you / responding to gossip. I felt I had to this time because Roger Jacobs / Martin Brimmer is on a smear campaign and he is spreading lies. Let me address what I read yesterday; Yes, Roger wrote the Looker screenplay for me and Yes it was an excellent script. I came up with the title before we even started the work. I gave him the storyline concept that I wanted, the noirish style concept, and I also did some very elaborate rewrites (not just shortening a scene here and there either). Therefore my editor (not me) at the time listed me as second writer on the movie which I still think is an appropriate screen credit. If this remains a dispute I'll be happy to let you (Luke) read both drafts and be the judge yourself.

As for the award/s, I collected all the movies awards (including Rogers) from Gene Ross in AUGUST! Nine months after the awards show. This, I was told, was because they didn't wanna engrave a couple each time so they were building up a batch first. Hence the loooong delay. I then tried to find Roger who had moved to San Francisco thru Jonathan Morgan. Instead I learned that Roger was talking s--- about me saying I f---ed him. Not exactly inspiration to track him down. But I called the number Morgan gave me several times, then it got disconnected. I told Jonathan that if he hears from Roger that I have his statue waiting for him. It's still waiting for him.

I like Roger (or, at least, used to) and think this is a tragic waste of his energy. He should focus on writing instead, that is something he is really good at. Give Roger my phone number, Luke, and tell him to call me. If he has more balls than the statue waiting for him has, it will be his!

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    Nic Cramer at CES 01/00
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