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Some of Filene's biggest roles included: * Mr. Big in "Blonde Goddess" * The crazy judge in "Bad Girls" (the original) * One of the veterans in Dave Buckley's "Oh Those Nurses"-- My wife Bobbie was the nurse in the scene where she gives me head and Ronnie does her from the rear. * BJ in movie theater scene in "All About Annie Sprinkle" "Jane Hamilton's [Veronica Hart] first film was my first as well. I worked with my wife in a Roman background scene. The next day, I worked with Jane in a Chuck Vincent film. I was Ron Jeremy's dad, Jane was my secretary. Chuck was pissed over Lenny Kirtman using Jane the previous day as his film was being advertised as her first film. "I next worked for Kirtman in the 1981 Monticello, NY fiasco, where the N.Y. State Police raided us and arrested 11 people, mostly the asshole kids from LA sent there by Jim South and Lenny and Zebbie Colt. I was also the still photographer. I lost about $1,000 in equipment which got "lost" in custody. Lenny got two films out of it. I played a cop in a BJ scene with Copper Penny and a door to door dildo salesman in Lolita. I f---, supposedly for the film, a "13-year old" blonde, who is home sick from school, making chicken soup. The end of the scene, which Lenny left in, was the funniest thing ever in my life. After f---ing her, I get a urine sample and was supposed to say, "Ah chicken soup. Just like grandma used to make." I couldn't. I started laughing, the piss in a glass in my hand and me trying not to spill it all over me. And the more I thought of what was happening, the more I laughed and the more I tried my balancing act. I finally got the words out and managed to stay dry in the process. "Now I am semi retired, living in Las Vegas. I married Bobbie in 1989, with Ronnie best man. We have our 8th anniversary on Nov.29, 1997. "I went directly from Kirtman's to my own production with Ken Yontz, Seka's ex. We did a piece of crap named "The Starmaker," a rip off of Seka throwing Ken out earlier that year. Ken was my roommate and he found an AWOL female soldier to turn into the new Queen of Porn. He even had her flash her tits at noon in front of the armed forces recruiting station at Times Square, for the entire N.Y. press. She got thrown out of the army on her ass. "In Blonde Goddess Ronnie played a Red Baron type. I got to f--- Tiffany Clark and a blonde girl from Queens (Jewish) and my wife "Bobbi Burns," all in the same scene. Ronnie then took over and the folding bed folded trapping Ron and Tiffany. It was hilarious. "The year before, Mai Lin gang banged every male she could at Hugh Hefners, including Hef's bodyguards. It took place in the man-made mountain in the middle of his "lake." There was a river running through it and there were tux's and shoulder holsters laying all over. I did her twice. Hefner banned us from the mansion for a few years after that. "Ronnie and I had a "PIG" contest. We would find the fattest, ugliest girls we could and then rank them out to each other afterwards. Ranking out means to make fun of. Not the nicest thing to do, but then again, we weren't very nice either. A favorite hangout for us was at the "Barnyard" the home of a fat 40ish swinger in Brooklyn. We had weekly parties there and Ronnie and I loved doing double insertions with out host. Her best friend was a 250lb lesbian who I converted. She fell in love with me and when I ignored her the next week, she left, crying. I think she went back to women. "Ronnie and I were like a couple of kids. I was in my second childhood. I was f---ing the world's most beautiful girls and getting paid for it. I was famous. I bought a candy bar at a subway news stand and the owner handed me a new porno mag, opened to my picture. I did a centerfold swing club commercial for Screw magazine and the guy sitting opposite on a bus kept going from the mag to my face, back and forth. "Ronnie and I are both great practical jokers. I set him up to believe he was being sucked by a guy at the Hellfire Club in NYC and he fixed up our friend… the law secretary of a New York state supreme court justice and president of his democrat club, with a transsexual who had not had the operation. This guy tries to kill him and all we could do was roll on the floor laughing. "Once I fixed Ronnie a delicious meal, sliced beef and gravy (Mighty Dog.) My dog Scampi knew from the smell it was hers. Ronnie loved it. To this day, he doesn't know. "I love Ronnie. You can't help it. I will never have a friend as close. He is the brother I wish I had. "One Sunday morning, I had a scene in a movie theater. I played an usher. David Morris gets a BJ three seats in. I tried to stop them and ended up getting a BJ from Mary GuzGuz (sic) [I never knew her screen name]. She was Heather Young's best friend. It was a race who would come first, Dave or I. Larry Revene, the cameraman went from dick to dick and was on Dave when I came. Ronnie [Jeremy] stuntcocked for me for the come shot and I got a lot of work when the film came out because of Ronnie's dick being substituted for mine. "Zebbie Colt was an established director before Leonard Kirtman hired him to do XXX. He gave Zebbie a bunch of films to watch so he would know what to shoot. In one of the films, there was a black guy and when it came to his sex scene, the guy's dick suddenly turned white. Zebbie said to watch Lennie as he gets his dick wet at least once every film, necessary or not. It was true. In one scene we shot, the male star, fully functional, was pulled out and Lennie stuck his perverted dick in the girl."
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