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Kid Vegas (Scott Austin) burst on the porn scene in early 1999 with bitingly funny and outrageously critical emails to Luke F-rd about his fellow porners. "Kid Vegas" was invented by Jeff Mike at Legend as a publicity gag. Austin is a rich kid from Vegas who entered porno in 1998. June 19, 1999 Email: "Kid Vegas is now partnered up with John Bone shooting shows. He shot today at the "new studio" Vegas has been telling everyone about. The studio is the crummy insert stage at Cream Entertainment. Ever wonder why Ross has given Vegas so much web-play on his site in the last weeks? Certainly not because it's been interesting or important (as if anything that happens in Porndom is actually important). Maybe it's because of his (Ross') relationship with Bone? And maybe he knew this John Bone/Kid Vegas partnership was in the offing? And maybe, just maybe, theres a little something in it for Ross?" 6/21/99 Roy Shaft writes to Luke F-rd and Gene Ross about Kid Vegas Thanks for the entertaining info you present in your websites, and thanks also for printing the interesting, albeit faggy, diatribes of random idiots like "Kid Vegas." I've watched and listened to this skinny little coked-out punk badmouth everyone (including myself) for his own personal gain, only to have everyone in the industry laugh at him! When I read Kid Vegas' comments on your website today, I just about lost my lunch...he calls himself "a big porn star?" He's only been in about four films (this can be verified by checking with AVN, Jim Powers of Notorious, or Jeff Mike at Legend), and couldn't get a hardon in any others! Says Jim Powers (for whom I work on a regular basis), "I won't hire him for any of my movies because he can't get hard." Just ask Dave Hardman, who had to fill in for Kid Vegas in "Kelly the Coed #3" in a d.p. with J.J. Michaels and Alison Kilgore. Later that day, Dave and myself d.p.'d Alison again for "Homie in the Haystack #2," while Kid Vegas was forced to watch with his soft weenie in one hand and his bullet of cocaine in the other. Finally, Kid Vegas has been bragging about slashing one of my tires when I was shooting for Dane Productions (who also won't hire him because of the "limp sausage" problem). I thought I'd be the bigger person and let that go, but Kid Vegas is holding a grudge because I went on Springer with his ex, Priscilla Jane, and didn't bag on her like he wanted me to. No, I'm not dating her, we've simply worked together a few times. So he slashes a tire? What a bitch-boy. So Gene, I don't really have any problem with Kid Vegas...but he obviously has some sort of vendetta against me, and has attempted to exploit that for the sake of publicity. He and I used to get along until he started this childish badmouthing; well, NOBODY'S LISTENING, KID VEGAS! Although I'm no "adult film superstar," I've been in over 40 films. The people he tried to get to "ban me from the industry" called me laughing so hard they were peeing their pants...I don't know about Kid Vegas, but I have no problem getting work. Doesn't Scott Austin (Kid Vegas' real name) realize that the whole "Kid Vegas" concept was a joke that HE is the butt of? Everyone at Legend and Notorious is in on it but him. The only reason he's getting money for his shoots is so that he can continue to be the laughing stock of the industry. All guys in the industry (including myself) have weenie problems from time to time, but EVERY time, like Kid Vegas?? Grow a hardon, Kid Vagrant, and lay off the cocaine; better yet, try some Viagra--you definitely need it. And don't threaten me again--you weigh about 50 lbs. soaking wet, and I'll slap you with your own dirty panties, skidmark side out, and you WILL like it. Luke talked Sunday night with Kid Vegas who shot several girls, including the obese Cherry Swells, Friday at his new studio that he shares with John Bone's Cream Entertainment. Kid Vegas: "Hell no, I didn't have sex with Cherry Swells. I would not do anything with her. She is vulgar and I wouldn't do anything but make fun of her which is what I did. We were feeding her donuts and shoving them in her face and spanking her... "It was the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life. I actually threw up on film. My first time on film. I poured ketchup all over this guy's dick while she was f---ing him and she sucked it all off. We told her to suck it off like she was licking a hot dog. And we called her names. And we pulled her hair. And spitting on the ground next to her. It was really funny. "Then we had Johnny Q in a box and we were calling it Johnny in a Box, like Jack in a Box. And he was sticking his dick through the hole. "I shot with Kendra Jade. She's a hot girl. We also used the hispanic girl Claudia Cordizone. AVN's Susie Mid-America and Marc Starr [journalists] were there. "Johnny Q played my bodyguard and Dominic played a gimp in the bathroom. We had him [Dominic] f--- a jelly donut right into her mouth. The jelly got all over her face. I sprayed beer on her face and called her names. We told her how she liked beer and she was laughing. We were calling her latin tramp and latin whore. It's all about degrading the girls because the name of the movie is Cocksucking Skank Whores. We had AVN there and Marc Starr and they were laughing the whole time." Luke: "I got an email from Roy Shaft. [I read it to Kid Vegas.]" Kid Vegas: "Roy Shaft is full of s---. That Jim Powers quote is bulls---. I've been in four or five of his films alone. I did three films for my own line for Legend. And I've shot about 16 amateur films. He's a f---ing liar. Now I have my own studio and I am the biggest growing porn star around. He doesn't own s---. Noone will f---ing hire him. The only way he can get it up is if he takes Viagra. And that can be verified by Jim Powers, because Jim gave him Viagra to help him get it up for Homie in the Haystack 2 for Heatwave. Then he did an amateur shoot, with a crew of only three, and he had to take Viagra. He has the littlest f---ing dick. I don't know why he's talking s---. My dick is twice as big as his. He falls in love with every girl that he meets. And if I see that piece of s---, I'm going to sock him in the mouth for badmouthing me. And I don't care if I get arrested. "And I don't even touch coke anymore. I haven't touched coke in a couple of weeks. I'm finished with it. I'm not touching coke. "I did a blowjob with Allison on the ground for Homie in the Haystack 2. I'm not into slapping balls with another guy. Plus I was pretty drunk because Jim Powers had us drinking beer the whole time. My car got pretty damaged in that shoot. "I did not slash one of Roy Shaft's tires. If I slashed one of his tires, it wouldn't be one, it would be all four of them. And I'd probably break the windshield too. I didn't touch that faggot's car, it was probably someone else he pissed off. "I sent him on Springer because I wanted him to talk s--- about her [Priscilla Jane] and put a clip on from a movie he did with her... I got permission from Gabor... They wouldn't have put him on the show if it wasn't for me. I didn't want to go on the show because I did not want to embarrass myself on national TV because I knew what she was up to. "For the record, he had his ass socked on the show. He got socked on the forehead and knocked down on the show by one of her friends. And she laughed about it and told me. "Roy Shaft is banned from six companies and they will never use him. And he will never work for Hustler. Because of his mouth and the the stories he made up about me with Priscilla Jane... He was involved in that by letting her use his cell phone to talk to Gene Ross..." Luke: "How did the Kid Vegas thing start?" Kid Vegas: "For the first few weeks, someone else was sending out emails in my name. Then I started sending them to you after I found out about the imposter. "It started off at the CES convention [January, 1999]. I got into Club Rio and someone thought I was Kid Sparkle. I got in there for free with my big entourage. I decided I wanted to get into the industry because I looked like Kid Sparkle. I saw a couple of his movies and I thought they were stupid. And I got money invested through my dad and a bunch of other people. I can't say who I was working with at first to send the emails. He'd get pissed off. "Tell Roy Shaft that he's the one who needs to lay off the speed. He was doing speed with Amia More but she doesn't even hang out with him anymore because he's a speed addict. The only way he can get it up is by taking Viagra. You can tell because his dick is still hard even after he comes. He must've taken 100 mg one day because he shot six feet across the room and almost hit me. "I went out last night and I got home about 3AM [Sunday morning]. I've been watching Dominic's place. And Buck Adams is sitting in his car in the dark and he's yelling for me. And he's all, 'I need somewhere to stay. I got kicked out by my roommate Jamie...' Because he didn't pay rent. He has no money. "My bodyguards smoked crack with him the other night and they took his phone as collateral for coke. I told him, 'dude, I told you not to hang out with those guys, they're bad dudes.' I use them for bodyguards, that's it. They're total prison drug addicts. That's the only reason I use them, is because they are out of their minds. "He followed me to this girl's house. And we're hanging out and he's saying that he needs to get hardcore drugs. I said, 'nah, I'm not into doing any drugs tonight.' I just wanted to drink and smoke a little. And he was talking about getting some coke and rocking it up [with baking soda]. "This girl's girlfriend left because Buck scared her. Then her other friends came over and they are all partying. I guess someone brought some blow. "I went to sleep for a couple of hours before I woke up... Buck Adams was standing over me. He was saying, 'dude, wake up. We need to go to Dominic's. I need to get some baking soda so I can rock this s--- up. I've got some blow. "So I got up and drove to Dominic's. And went to sleep. And then I hear this banging. And he's banging on the window, 'Vegas, wake up.' He's screaming, 'I need my keys.' He kept banging for 45 minutes. I finally called the police because I was afraid that we was going to break something. "I hear footsteps in the house. I grabbed my gun. And he's standing in the doorway with the window wide open. He climbed in through the window. I told him to get out of the house. Now you're breaking and entering. The police are on their way. If you don't get the f--- out of this house right now the police are going to take you to jail. He's saying, f--- you. He's yelling at me, having a psychotic episode. He was totally amped out and pacing back and forth. "I told him that if he came back into the house, I would shoot him. And he's yelling at me to shoot him on the street... The police shown up with guns drawn. I told the 911 operator that if he broke in I was going to shoot him. "The police talked to me...And they're looking for him. His car is still parked out front. Buck's been binging... He and his roommate came over last week looking for coke because I had given him some before. I guess he's done this before, according to Jim Powers. Boogie Nights was partly about him. He was John Holmes' sidekick." Kid Vegas phoned Roy Shaft about the email Roy had just sent me. Kid Vegas got two angry messages back from Roy. Kid Vegas played them to me. Roy: "I'm thinking of saving time and trouble and just calling the cops on the f---ing tire, you mother f---ing pussy. You don't want do deal with me dude, I'm way bigger than you. I'd whip your f---ing pansy ass, motherf---er. Don't ever call me again you pussy. You better get out of town." Second message: "What's up, you f---ing faggot. I just got a call from you on my cellular phone about some email bulls---. I don't know what the problem is. I don't know if someone is f---ing with me or trying to set me up or what. I'm not afraid of you (giggle). If I see you, I'm going to beat your motherf---ing ass. You're a pussy, you're a baby and you're a coward and you're too scared to f---ing talk to me..." Kid Vegas: "It sounds like a direct threat to me. I'm going to have to go down to the police department and let them hear this tonight." GenXSex writes: "I am sooooooo tired of reading all this s--- about Kid Vagues! He is NOTHING! He walks around trying too hard to be a GenX Pimp of sorts. I guess the rabbit was right, "Tricks are for Kids" Speaking of rabbits, did anyone see this thumper looking wannabe at Erotica LA? Looked like he just finished shopping at "Pic and Save" and "Big 5" This kid can't make up his mind, one minute he does drugs, the next he only takes asprin, then he is bragging about selling em to "friends" I think I agree with the asprin statement, I sure need one, or four. You know Kid, we all know what you are trying to do. If you yell loud enough someone will hear ya, fortunatly, it will be people looking for the cheap verbal entertainment you provide. Hang in there clown boy, you'll grow up someday...never know, you might hit 6 foot!" 11/04/99 Kid Vegas Challenges Kid Gunn To Death Match It is me Kid Vegas just writing you to tell you what happened over the weekend, since Gene Ross hasn't put what I told him I did over the weekend. I need to keep my fans informed of how my Halloween went. I also want to comment on that dumb f--- Jim Gunn. First off I want to say that I will make a challenge to Jim Gunn, the little balding fagget. I challenge you to a Porn Celebrity Death Match (No Pads) held at the Venetian for CES in January. We will give all proceeds to AIM. I will teach you how to keep the mouth shut little man. Remember in Vegas, no homosexual stuff with me Mr. Gunn. If you except the match contact Legend, they will set it up idiot. It will be like a toughman competition, remember to bow before me because I am, King Of Gen-X Porn, bitch!! I also want to say that the weekend was great, did lots of drugs & alcohol, hung out with Playboy playmates, soap opera stars, models, & did X with all of them on a tour bus, which stopped at Erotica L.A. Party. We then went cruising down Sunset Blvd. with 45 people aboard all on drugs or alcohol, or both like me, taking pictures, people flashing each other, people screwing in the bunks...It was a great time. We then proceeded to a 4 story mansion in Hollywood Hills where only your mind can imagine what happened there. Kid Vegas gives that trip 4 stars, & thanks to, Corey (guy from the movie Goonies)& friends for making this happen. Kid Vegas's posse is getting bigger! Well this is Kid Vegas, & I am off to smoke a bowl. Peace & Drugs to all my fans !!! Oh Luke, you need to take some rittalin, the gun stuff is cool but you are going overboard with those pics. Is someone threating you? If they are, call me we will talk, ok? Mad Jack says: "Kid Vegas is a piece of s---. He's a f---ing, god, I don't know how to say it. He throws this f---ing fag stuff around with Jim Gunn who's been shooting decent product. I've seen Kid Vegas in two things and he can't even keep a hardon. I'm tired him using the name Vegas when he's not from here. He's got nothing to do with the two stores here named Kid Vegas. And he thinks he's a porn guy and he's nothing. Everybody in this business thinks he's a joke. His internet bulls--- is doing him no good and I am tired of reading about him. I'm a f---ing balding pornographer myself... And I f--- better women than he ever will. And his drug use and his bragging about his drug use brings heat down on everybody... "He's an idiot. His movies are crap and his promotions aren't helping him sell anything. Jim Gunn sells movies and this motherf---er is not allowed to use Vegas as part of his name as far as I am concerned because I am Vegas. "Ok Luke? And I'm not... I'm just in the mood. I'm boning this gorgeous 26-year old... Do I come up with them? I've got them, they work once and go away. That's what we like. Kid Vegas uses skanks..." Jim Gunn writes: "Luke: Re: Kid Retard What a sad, pathetic joke. Mad Jack, who I've never met and wouldn't know if I bumped into him, pretty much summed up all that needs to be said about this wannabe. That's about all the time I'm willing to continue to waste on this nonsense. P.S.- Look for me at C.E.S. in Las Vegas in January- I'll be the guy with a career." Kid Vegas responds: "First off want to say to Mad Jackass, you are no one. Why do you always come to the defense of Jim Gunn, do you suck his cock? My Dad is Vegas, you are not, I am Kid Vegas, get it straight f---face... f--- you, Drugs are good, & everyone takes some kind of drug idiot, unless you are Amish. For Jim Gunn, I guess that is you bowing before me, because Legend did not call me today about the arrangements. Who is the punk now!!!!Mad Jack why do you not reveal who you are, is it because you are scared, because I & many others have never heard of anything you have done loser. My Dad & partners owns one of those Casinos if you stay in that particular one ever when I find out your true name, I will have you tossed physically by security in the trash where you belong. Kid Vegas over & out, Peace you fans, you to Jim Guppy, & Mad Jackass!!!!" 11/09/99 Kid Vegas writes: "Hey Luke, Ok, this is Kid Vegas. I want to comment on some stuff I read on Genes site to you since Gene will probably not put it up because him & John T. Bone from Cream Ent. are long time friends. It is the most ridiculous s--- I ever heard. First off Mr. John T. Bone, he is only looking for attention to anounce he wants a "White Trash Whore." The only reason he wants a white trash whore is for his own personal pussy in the studio, because no other girl at this time is stupid enough to go in. The f--- has no money first of all to pay a contract "White Trash Whore," because when I made movies for him, he had to pay me in sections. Plus he doesn't have Zoe anymore because he could not afford to pay her anymore, plus she never gave him what he wanted from her "pussy" ...John is looking for a play toy for him to play with, & beleive me he is not picky I have personally seen him do Cherry Swells, ewwww...Girls take my advise, he bounces checks, & he is the lowest scum of the business, peace out." John: "Maybe I am incredibly naive. I gave this kid a job. I gave him a room in my house. I fronted him money when he didn't have enough to eat. I invested $8000 to make a movie which he insisted on giving to his roomate to edit. The movie is gone. Nobody cares. It's lost or stolen. His reaction is, 'Hey, don't ask me, man. It is not my responsibility, man. I want to have a party, man. John T. Bone is an asshole because he cancels my party. Who cares that I lost his f---ing movie.' That was the end of our relationship. He cost me $8000. It is strange how things progress. This little drug addict wants to make a career out of bad mouthing me. For what? Because I got f---ed over by him? What did I do? All I want to do is make movies and run a company. Every once in a while I make a mistake. Kid Vegas is one of my mistakes. But there's no point in continuing this charade with a guy going nowhere by giving him publicity to badmouth him. Let him go in peace. I've written the money off, I've taken the f---ing hit. That's it. Right now I am in the process of casting a really big budget movie that is number three in a successful series. It is about a white trash girl who comes to Hollywood... I'm looking for a girl with a good attitude and an up bubbly personality who looks like she comes from a trailor park on the East Coast. "He's done. He's finished here. I am just lost that he wants to keep jumping on the bandwagon here, for what..." 11/13/99 XZY: "Why don't you do a background check on Kid Vegas? His real name is Scott Austin. His daddy supposedly owns Emperor's Palace in Las Vegas and lives next to [country singer] Willie Nelson and holds KKK meetings. And he owns one of Adolf Hitler's cars. When I asked the Kid about this, he just laughed." Kid Vegas phoned from Legend: "I don't know why this guy did a background check on me. He's wasting his money. He's not going to find out much. It's true that my dad owns a palace out there but I'm not going to say which one. But he doesn't live next door to Willie Nelson. He lives next door to Wayne Newton. He doesn't hold KKK meetings. He holds Aryan Nation meetings. That doesn't mean I have anything to do with that. And he doesn't own one of Adolf Hitler's cars. He owns one of Rudolph Hess's cars, one of Hitler's top henchmen." Luke: "Have you ever had sex with a black person?" Kid Vegas: "No. I wouldn't because my dad would probably cut my balls off if I did. Not that I wouldn't... "Wasn't that a joke about Matt Zane winning Best World Director. Shows what money can buy. Chuck Zane has a big distributorship in Germany." 6/23/00 Kid Vegas vs Tony Eveready Kid Vegas phoned this afternoon to say that Tony Eveready has been ordered to take anger management classes for a year. The court date stems from an incident several months ago where Tony beat up Kid Vegas and fractured a couple of his ribs. Listen here to my Kid Vegas interview. Tony: I just plea bargained. (MP3) Tony: "It was all a plea bargain for a separate felony case... They didn't even want to put him on the stand because of his racist bulls---. At first, the damn DA was like, yeah, I got my case. You're going to prison. Then he was like, he had a deal where I paid a $1000 fine, closed out felony probation and I am done." Luke: "You're happy with the way [court went this morning]?" Tony: "It's cool. Is he [Kid Vegas] trying to get some more s--- going? If he thinks he's going to talk some s--- over the internet and his restraining order is any good, he's sadly mistaken. I'm not going to have these days of going back and forth [on the internet] with all this bulls---. I'm done with that s---. I'm not a f---ing kid and all this f---ing s--- on the internet is kid s---. I told you that the last time, to stop putting the s--- up there. "He wants s---, like a bitch, behind my back. He got his ass whupped, head the f--- up like a f---ing man, cry like a bitch about it. Come to court like a bitch about it. He swore up and down that I was going to get some state prison time. The City Attorney told him, let the s--- go. "You call Kid Vegas back and tell him to keep his mouth shut about my business that has nothing to do with him. "Tell his dumbass that I got a $100 fine. The $1000 fine had nothing to do with his case. I have to go back on the first [of August] to see what my punitive damages [will be for beating Kid Vegas]... I've got 52 weeks of anger management class and that's it. And I've got three years to complete that... "He's real dumb. He can't even comprehend what the judge is explaining." Luke: "What else is going on with you?" Tony: "I've looking for a distributor for something I've shot in 3D. I've shot two scenes so far. Call my cell phone at 818-693-1070. I've got a trailer... I've got a guy who shoots virtual reality professionally. He did all the cinematography in it and edited it and it came out a lot better than any of the other 3D stuff people have ever tried. "I'm just laying low key and trying to take care of business. I'm trying to keep all these jealous people away..." Luke: "Kid Vegas is funny." Tony: "He's funny. And when other people had a problem with him, before he got jealous of some bitch I didn't even want, I was cool with him. I had not problem with him. He ain't said nothing about me, I ain't said nothing about him. I've got other things that I'd rather do than tripping with some stupid motherf---er over dumb s---. He went out of his way to create the problem. "The DA had your name down as a witness for the case against me. They had you and Dave Hardman. Supposedly they subpoened you and 20 police officers. None of them showed." Luke: "I never received one. They must be incompetent because I am easy to find." Tony: "They went from swearing a year ago that they had me stuck dead bang and I was supposed to get at least two years [in jail], to going ahead, even though they finally had them a witness in court, realizing that they had such a joke of a witness they closed me felony case up. "Kid Vegas calls up hollering some kind of victory. He doesn't even realize that they lost all the way around." 6/17/01 John Stone writes: Hey Luke you know Ive known (Scott Austin) Kid Vegas for many years way before this porn star thing that jeff mike made up.... those guys at Legend pay him good money to talk trash about every one in the biz and at first it was pretty funny but it did get way out of hand there was a lot of really funny stuff and great footage that was purposly edited out to make a really bad video it was all intended to be a joke on all the gonzo film makers out there. the guys at legend paid Kid vegas to start s--- with people that they didnt like because they couldnt do it.... hey but what the hell kid and i went to crazy places, partys and shows all on their ticket which was very cool the only thing I didnt like about working with Kid Vegas Is he did get a little possive over the girls he was working with working with Peach, nattia childs,nina whett,the blonde witch project all gave me a head ach from the little kid games that were going on I will say though that one of the better ones that he did work with was allison Killgore and kendra Jade......scot is a really cool guy and a loyal freind if you needed someone on your side its just been a while since Ive seen him since I went to the big house for beating the s--- out of my X'S boyfriend with a golf club it was good times. 10/16/05 Porn star Kid Vegas tries to beat Nevada's legal heat Mark Bonowski writes for the Toronto Sun:
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