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Captain Bob, whose real name is Robert Billman, decided to start shooting pornos on his own and he's turned out several dozen low budget flicks such as The Lust Boat, Pussy Patrol and Doctor Fraud. Born in 1945, Bob has three daughters in their 20s. The youngest one is the most accepting of his new career. She brought him to high school and college with her to talk to her classes about sex entertainment. The middle daughter is a good Christian and frowns on porn. The eldest daughter cares little about either porn or Jesus. Disgusted by the violence in film and the meanness in the persons he saw around him, Bob, in 1967, gave his heart to the Lord Jesus Christ. He was ordained as a Pentacostal minister in 1972 and eventually worked for Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker. "I wanted to help people, but I found that six months after conversion, new Christians were more judgemental than loving." Christianity cramped Bob's style. He thought it wrong that the religion didn't permit him to have two wives, so he traded in Jesus for sex. In the last six years, he's done over 300 women, including several at a time, at times. Bob stands almost six feet tall and weighs 215 pounds. He's a better looking version of Danny Aiello. "I love sex. I don't lie to women. I don't tell them 'I love you' like a lot of guys do. I'm charismatic enough as I am to get laid." Bob says church is an excellent place to pick up women because most of them lead comparatively straight lives and hence are sexually repressed and yearning for hard cock. Billman married for the third time in Las Vegas in the early '90s, getting a blow job from a porn babe during the ceremony. "My third wife was a pretty woman and a good lay. But violent. She almost bit my cock off. I don't like violent women." They divorced after a year. Captain Bob's favorite persons in the industry are Nina Hartley and Chessie Moore. Big breasted "My tits are real - I bought them myself" Chessie is "a sweetheart." 1/30/01 Red Velvet An excerpt from f---PaulFishbein.com: "Captain Bob, Captain Bob (no relation), you've got a lovely daughter. Did you know that your bisexual offspring (she also happens to be that 23 year-old redhead we talked about earlier) has been f---ing both Stacy Valentine and Paul Fishbein? Don't worry about your reviews, though. 'cause Mark "I'm In the Pocket of Seymore Butts" Kernes is taking care of them. (Fat-ass kernes winning the reuben sturman award is a big f---ing joke.) C'mon, everybody sing: "She wore Red Velvet, oh whoa, redder than velvet were her eyes...softer than satin her tender thighs..." In the December, 1999 issue of AVN, Paul Fishbein under the pseudonym Max Bloom writes an article about Red Velvet, the woman he was f---ing." Luke says: Max Bloom is Paul Fishbein. Fishbein does have a reputation for liking redheads. The article is the only time that I remember AVN giving this much space to a make-up artist. I interview Captain Bob. Luke: "Do you regret your 15-year excursion into porn?" Captain: "No. I regret my 20 years in the ministry [as a Christian pastor]. The only good thing about that is that my daughters [the youngest, Red Velvet, is a make-up artist in porn] are not all f---ed up. They don't do drugs. They had a stable family life." Luke: "You don't think that having a father in porn screws up a daughter?" Captain: "Some of the most screwed-up girls I know have fathers who do other things. For instance, I had sex with Kelly Van Dyke three months before she died. Her father [Jerry Van Dyke] f---ed her up. He was not in porn. There was another porn star, Diamond [Lisa Canary]. Her father was David Canary from One Life To Live. She hated her father. These people were totally f---ed up." Luke: "But how has it affected your girls to have a father in porn?" Captain: "The only thing that has affected them is that they've fallen away from the Church. I was their pillar of strength while I was in it." Luke: "How disorienting was that for them to go from having a father who was a pastor to having a father who was a pornographer?" Captain: "Well, yeah, that was a big change for them. It was a big deal when they found out I could have sex with other women aside from their mother. We'd gotten into swinging before we got into porn. It was incidental that I got into porn. I just happened to be at the right place at the wrong time. "My kids still love me just as much. I spent a lot of time with them when they were growing up. "My kids love me to death, even though I became a pornographer. They don't like what I do. "I have no problem with anybody being in the porn business as long as they know what they're doing. I'd be a hypocrite if I thought otherwise. Here I am banging other guy's daughters... I was doing this girl in the Young Chix, Old Dicks series. She looked up at me while she was sucking my dick, and said, 'I know your daughter. I'm the same age as your daughter.' I said, 'You're not my daughter, so shut up and suck.' "I get along with the [porn] girls. They'll let me do things behind the scenes... They'll sit on my face because I get along with them." Captain Bob says he first had sex at age seven and then organized an orgy with the little kids in the neighborhood. Luke: "Why do you swing to such extremes?" Captain Bob: "A lot of people are like that. In swinging, many of the people come from strictly religious backgrounds." Luke: "Where do you find the meaning in your porn work?" Captain Bob: "I like interviewing the girls and finding out what makes them tick. Some of them started masturbating when they were three years old." |
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