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Victoria Andrews was born 10/11/68. "This chick's strictly amateur-hour quality," says HEVG, "with a flabby belly, small sloppy tits and bitchy face only Gloria Steinem could love. Then again, with the kind of surgical tricks that can be done today, perhaps an eight-man crew working around the clock could transform even this mutt into a sexy purebred. Sure, it's nice to be natural, but some girls need all the help they can get."

Victoria spent her childhood wanting to experience life as an adult. "I was horny. At age five I had my first experience with a girl. At ten I had my first boy.

"The girl-girl. My little neighbor used to get on top of me, and we had our panties on, and she'd act as if we were having intercourse. We used to do it every afternoon after school, in the garden, rubbing together. It turned me on. I still enjoy it. Men fascinated me with what they have between their legs - how it gets big.

"High School was difficult for me because a lot of people knew I was into girls. I had boyfriends. Everybody called me a lesbian or a faggot."

Victoria entered porn because she enjoys the limelight. "It's easier than going into a bar and saying 'Hey baby, let's go home'."

Victoria Andrews prefers to be on top and in control.

"Dead f--- is a polite description of this sleepwalking slut's sexual energy," says Seth Roberts. "Her face is as memorable as a Jim Belushi movie. This bag of trailer trash would do well to crawl back into the hole from whence she came."