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One day in 1977, a sexy girl arrived on the doorsteps of a Mitchell Brothers theater, ready to do any kind of hardcore. When she stripped down, the last thing to come off was a leg, leaving her with a dick-like stump.

Rival pornographer Alex deRenzy snatched her up and put her to work.

She introduces herself at the beginning of the 1977 film Long Jeanne Silver. "I'm handicapped. Due to a quirk of nature, I have a bigger dick than John Holmes, and believe me, I know how to use it."

No transsexual, Long Jeanne's dick is a stump left after her leg was amputated at age two. In her movies, Jeanne covers it with vaseline and uses it as a dildo.

In this movie, a girlfriend of Paul Thomas tells him about Silver, omitting the detail about her stump. He goes to bed with her blindfolded. Even after he finds out the truth, Paul still loves her.

"If I could f--- myself with it," says Jeanne, "I would."

Porn legend Johnny Legend remember a frantic phone call he received from pornographer Mike Weldon, who made Getting Off and Skin Tight. He'd bought the movie from deRenzy. But every time he tried to resell it, every potential buyer came running out of the theater at the same point. Legend was told to find out what was wrong and cut it out of every existing print.

Johnny remembers that the movie starts out as typically loopy San Francisco porno, shot in 16mm but blown up to 35mm standard hardcore (with a stump thrown in).

Then in the film's second segment, Silver picks up a gay guy and brings him home. She then shoves her leg down his puckered ass. "And she keeps going in, deeper and deeper. I even began to squirm… I ran into the booth, stopped the film, marked the footage number, then told the projectionist to let me know when the scene ended. I held my eyes shut until a tap on the shoulder told me it was over. I marked the end numbers on the scene, then galloped off to the editing room to hastily remove the offending sequence from all existing prints." (The Blue Book, 1997, from www.SomethingWeirdVideo.com)

Years later, Johnny ran into Long Jeanne in New York. She was still working the bizarre sex scene.