Serena Sin aka Lexi Bardot

Porn Star Karaoke June 7, 2005. [Luke: Later in 2005, Serena changed her name to Lexi Bardot.]

Serena: "I've always wanted to do adult work since 18. My now ex-husband and I were into a crazy lifestyle. I don't want to call it swinging because we didn't go to swingers stuff. We had a mutual girlfriend. I was a dancer for four years [from age 17-21 when she met her husband]. I always wanted to do porn with him. He was totally against it. When the divorce was final..."

In porn for three months, she's done three movies.

She has a bunch of tattoos.

Duke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Serena: "A unicorn. I was raised as a Buddhist [in Baltimore]. I was told I could have whatever I wanted when I got older, so I would meditate on becoming a unicorn.

"I was a good kid. I was a good student. I went to college for three years. Sociology. I worked in a psycho-hospital with little kids. It was too much. Too insane."

Serena enjoyed working as a stripper. "I loved being on stage. I loved the whole dramatic aspect, the make-up. I've been working as a make-up artist for a couple of years."

Duke: "Where do you see yourself in ten years?"

Serena: "Living in Costa Rica next to my mom.

"I never want to have children. I can't stand them.

"I'm tired of listening to what other people have to say."

Duke: "Do you believe you have an eternal soul?"

Serena: "I was raised as a Buddhist. I believe in reincarnation."

Duke: "How do you think you will be reincarnated?"

Serena: "I don't know if I will be reincarnated.

"I'm really happy with my life now. It's taken me a long time to get to this point where I feel completely confident in what I believe and who I am. I feel like I've learned a lot, and been through a lot in my short life [she's 27]."

Duke: "What in particular are you so happy about?"

Serena: "That I'm able to lead a lifestyle that doesn't bind me to a daily schedule. In Miami, I just ride my bike around. I don't have a car. I have a cat. I own my own condo. I do whatever I want. I'm doing anal so I can buy a puppy. Put him in my basket and ride around on my bike."

Duke: "Do you dance in Miami?"

Serena: "No. That was great when I was really young. Now I'm over it. I would be a feature dancer. I'd love that.

"In Miami, you have all these girls who are just over the border and they're willing to grind their ass against some gross dude's cock for $10. In Key West, it's even worse. You've got to do it naked. Why don't you girls do porn? It's a lot more money and it's way less work."

I talk to Charlotte Webb, 23. She's worked as a stripper for six months. "I'm a big pervert too."

Charlotte grew up in a bad neighborhood in South LA and was home-schooled. "There was no money for college. I worked in food service. I used to deliver pizza."

Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Charlotte: "I wanted to be an actress but my mom never helped me pursue that."

Wankus played the Miami Dolphis-crazed boyfriend of Tyler Faith in a recent scene for Smash Pictures. The guy is so into his football game that he does not notice his girlfriend is balling Marc Davis in the background.

I asked Wankus if that could happen to him in real life. Would he notice if it was a good football game? Wankus says that while he loves the Dolphins, he loves Tyler more, and yes, he would notice, even if it was a good game.

Wankus: "If you want some good dirt, Tyler said she'd shoot for Smash only if [General Manager] Stuart Wall is not on set. She didn't want to deal with the sexual harassment. Stuart is known for hitting on the girls. 'I'll give you a part in my movie if you suck my dick.' I've heard that from three or four girls on my show."

Wankus says Tyler is a sports fanatic. "She'll wait till half-time and then blow me. She's good like that."

I hear that Keri Windsor left porn to become a cop. She had friends on the Sheriff's Department who encouraged her but she didn't make it.

From Boston, Lexi, 21, moved to San Francisco after highschool. She says she studied chemical engineering for two years (including second semester calculus). She worked as a waitress. A year ago, she did a bondage scene. She felt that stuff too rough and moved to LA and did about 15 sex scenes.

She got into porn because "she loves sex. I get to be a different person every day and get to [engage in intimate relations and see the private parts of men and women] every day."

In her spare time, Lexi draws and paints. Her ambitions are "to enjoy life, have fun, and live in the moment."

Working in porn has made her "more sexually aware. I've met a lot of interesting people."

Genesis Skye seems upset and depressed. She had her car stolen out of her garage a few days ago.

She's lost weight and seems nervous. Then she rises to sing and everything seems ok for five minutes.

Genesis, I know it’s late. I know you’re weary. I know your plans don’t include me. Still here we are, both of us lonely, longing for shelter from all that we see. Why should we worry, no one will care, girl. Look at the stars, so far away. We’ve got tonight, who needs tomorrow? We’ve got tonight babe. Why don’t we stay? Deep in my soul, I’ve been so lonely. All of my hopes, fading away. I’ve longed for love, like everyone else does. I know I’ll keep searching, after today.

I see Lezley Zen. She may be returning from Miami, where she moved at great expense a few months ago to work for the failing PinkTV.

Lezley, I know it’s late. I know you’re weary. I know your plans don’t include me...

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