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May 6, 2003

I drive 30-minutes to La Canada, following the instructions on the press invitation. I park in the shopping center and call the production as instructed.

Porn star Papillon, turned production manager, answers the phone. "Ohmigod, you're at the shopping center? I'm so sorry. This has been the shoot from hell. Yesterday was a disaster. I'm glad you weren't there. We had people flake on us. Guys had wood problems. We couldn't replace talent. We only shot two scenes. We didn't get started until 3PM.

"Today's we're not shooting until 2PM and we're only doing one scene - Mr. Marcus and Kate. The shoot is all black guys and asian girls."

Papillon entered porn in 1995.

Her kids chatter away in the background. She assures them she will take them to school soon.

David Clark is scheduled to shoot two scenes in Chatsworth Wednesday.

Tuesday at noon he was headed to the greasyspoon Lamplighter cafe in Chatsworth with his asian girls to inhale some sustenance before proceeding to direct another demanding and artistic scene.

I chat with a hungry Clark at 11AM Tuesday, 5/6/03.

Clark: "We had a cancellation of talent so we're not shooting until this afternoon."

Luke: "I heard yesterday was the shoot from hell."

Clark: "Jesus Christ, you're on top of things. Who were you talking to?"

Luke: "Sources. I want to get the gruesome details."

Clark: "Everybody did great, it was just cancellations and so forth. It's porn."

Luke: "That's not gruesome enough."

Clark: "I'm sorry but I refuse to give you any gruesome details.

"I shot two scenes yesterday with three wonderful actresses - Lucy Lee, Maja Lee and Bamboo. Mr Marcus is always wonderful."

Luke: "I heard there were a lot of wood problems?"

Clark: "Not for Mr Marcus, is all I will say. Mr Marcus is 10,000% there."

Luke: "Is it true that blacks take longer to get it up than whites?"

Clark: "Not Marcus. Some of them I do because it takes an extra amount of blood rushing to a certain part of the body... They faint too sometimes. Of course, that's just joking. I wish that I had a big black penis."

I hear feminine guffaws in the background.

Luke: "Are you performing in this movie?"

Clark: "No, because I do not have a big black penis."

Luke: "Are you performing in this movie?"

Clark: "No, because I do not have a big black penis. It's the followup to Asia Noir, the one where I alienated the 60 Minutes crew."

David Clark writes on AVNinsider.com: "The 60 MINUTES journalists aren't interested in interviewing me or any of the performers - because of course for their needs we're just thoughtless cogs in the big f-ck Machine, and couldn't possibly have any perspective or wisdom on what we do that would mean anything (to the ratings). They just want some titillating footage of a shooter and the sexual tableau before him, doubtless so during editing their reporter can intone some glib voiceover dense with questionable factoids about the biz."

Clark: "I wrote an AVN column about how they did not impress me. They got upset and said who the hell was I to have an opinion about them."

Luke says: "David Aaron Clark happens to be the premier porn journalist and porn critic of 1990s at Screw magazine and elsewhere until he switched over to production in 1998."

Clark: "They made their displeasure known to my company [Video Team]. They were, 'What did we ever do to him?' And as you know when people ask that, nothing. That was just my take on your business."

Luke: "I heard you had talent flake on you yesterday?"

Clark: "That is true. Kris Taliana flaked on me. She confirmed the day before but phoned an hour after her calltime and gave the old menstrual excuse."

Luke: "She was the only one?"

Clark: "We were having trouble through the entire shoot because I'm picky. I won't take just any asian girl. At least on screen. I was trying to get some girls for today and everybody flaked or was too picky about size [of male appendage]. I'm spending the rest of today figuring out to make up things tomorrow."

Luke: "The reports of the death of this production are greatly exaggerated."

Clark: "Yes. Some shoots are simple and some aren't. This is probably the most difficult shoot I've had. My first Asia Noir was probably beginner's luck. This one I've had to square my shoulders, hunker down and get the best job I can."

Luke: "You sound like the lead character in Apocalypse Now."

Clark laughs: "That's how you'd like me to sound? I thought I sound like Anthony Robbins."

Luke: "Do you have a woman in the background?"

Clark: "I have a couple of guests visiting. Maja Lee is down from Vancouver."

Luke: "Have they compromised you?"

Clark laughs: "Only for the sake of art and commerce. We've shot for my website www.asianmouthclub.com.

"Maja is a plucky hard-working Chinese girl."

Luke: "Like Kiko Wu in New York.

"How's asianmouthclub.com coming along?"

Clark: "Good. I have enough things going on that are semi-successful that I really need an assistant but I can't afford anybody else yet. I'm just a smalltime porn entrepreneur.

"If you and Mark Kernes show up at the same time tomorrow, I may make you oil wrestle.

"Do industry people still pay attention to the magazines or do they get all their news and gossip from web sites? I don't hear them talk about magazine any more."

Maja Lee phones me. "I idolized the entire industry through the internet gossip sites like yours... I started in Vancouver with Global [talent agency], which films for SICCash, in July 2002."

Maja gets distracted by her friend Lucy Lee.

Maja: "Nobody who is not Asian should be allowed to use the last name "Lee." It's too confusing. I would not use the name "Mocha" or "Chocolate."

"Coming here was like coming to mainstream Hollywood and meeting stars."

Luke: "When did you get your breast job?"

Maja: "The month before I started. I had nothing and I am now a 32D."

Luke: "I heard there were a lot of wood problems yesterday?"

Maja giggles: "Not a lot of wood problems. David Aaron Clark is standing right in front of me."

Luke: "Is he threatening you with grievous bodily harm if you blow the whistle and tell the truth about what is going on?"

Maja laughs: "Yes."

Luke: "What sort of director is David Clark?"

Maja: "He's very serious about his art. Before that, I'd only known him as a friend."

Luke: "How does your family feel about your new career?"

Maja: "They don't know. They're quite old school."

Luke: "When's the last time you were in China?"

Maja: "I've never been."

Luke: "What do you love and what do you hate about the industry?"

Maja: "The only thing I don't like are the agents. David is getting ready to go now. We're going to lunch at the Lamplighter on De Soto."

Maja Lee writes 4/3/03 on her site www.vancouverporn.com: YES I'm still here [Los Angeles] and I'm still filming (in front of and behind the friggin camera) NO I AM NOT EXCLUSIVE to one particular company, I can work for any company I choose to and NO I'M NOT GOING OUT with any particular porn proLukeers at all.... I do have a tendancy to seLukee them onto the camera as the next poster can tell you. I should just make T-shirts for all the traumatised guys "Maja Grabbed My Balls; and I Survived." AND NO I DO NOT HAVE ANY MEDICAL CONDITIONS WHICH WOULD KEEP ME FROM HAVING HOT SEX ON CAMERA. (Thanks again Antonio, just cuz I had no interest in you outside of work....whatever) Oh yeah, I also got rid of my bangs using braids and I'm going to pierce my labret (the area under my bottom lip.

Maja Lee writes on vancouverporn.com: What the hell am I doing here?? I'm still trying to figure that out...

so this site...it's gonna be totally L-ke F-rd style... where everyone can contribute. One of the main resons why i'm putting this up is to eventually elliminate agencies like Diverse Talents (which is owned by Sweet Entertainment Group and uses it to get new girls to do their Sweet site shoots while taking 15% off the girls pay as an "AGENCY FEE") brutal huh??? anyways, there's no CENTRAL place for Vancouver webmasters, models and curious public to go to who's interested in the porn scene... and there's a lotta stuff happening in Van. A LOT!!! it's also a place to plug your sites (and mine too, duh... lol) I"m gonna taking out print ads in tha alternative papers as well as posting on L-ke F-rd, and various other gossip sites, boards, groups, etc... so now's a good time to send me your banners, links, info and stuff... let's start sum sh-t here...

For those of you who don't know anything about me, (that's me lookin silly in the banner up there!!! argh!!! ) I'm a new adult model (only started in mid-July 02) Maja Lee, 100% locally born and bred. I've worked for many of the companies listed here as well as I've been down to LA twice to film tangible porn titles thus I believe Ideserve the title "PORN STARLET" and not just web girl. I hate the way the media portrays people in this industry as sleazy and unhealthy; almost all the people I've been fortunate to meet and work with/for have been the total opposite.... just wanted to say peace to everyone and it's up to you to email me with news and info/comments, blah blah blah....

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From the press release: Join David Aaron Clark "On the Set" as he directs Video Team's ASIA NOIR 2

Asia Noir 2,the sequel to the critically acclaimed Asia Noir, features lavish locations and eye-grabbing costumes that merge with an assemblage of gorgeous Asian women. Fantasies become Reality in this passionate interracial feature, which will solidify Video Team's position as the leading ProLukeer of adult ethnic-themed fare.

THE DETAILS:

ALL-STAR CAST INCLUDES:

Lucy Lee
Kris Taliana
J Lodeeva
Maja Lee
Bamboo
Mr. Marcus
Guy DiSilva
Kohl Mynah
Xander

Another Hellish Day For David Aaron Clark
2003-05-07 15:55:10
Rain drops spit down as I make my way to the stage at Tampa and Parthenia in Canoga Park, Wednesday, 5/7/03, for David Aaron Clark's Asia Noir 2.

I'm joined by Guy De Silva, male performer, and Eric, the French photographer. We wander around the new stage operated by Xander Block and the guys behind www.xanderworld.com.

David Clark's actress J Lo Diva arrives with a severely swollen and pink left eye. She's not shootable. Clark is reLukeed to shooting one scene today, just like yesterday.

I wander around the stage and find Lee Gee of Lee Gee productions shooting for West Coast productions.

Xander: "We're building eight stages. We want to be full-service for adult entertainment. I shoot video movies but now the market is leaning toward the internet. We have three sites going.

Xander worked during the dotcom boom in Sacramento. He's met many people from venture capital backgrounds who are now looking into porn.

Lee shoots two blacks guys (Lucky Star and Big Jay) in prison. The jailor is Coca, a black woman. She starts servicing the guys between the bars.

Lee Gee: "This is Black Head Nurses. It's a BJ line. Hang around, I'm doing another one called Nice Azz Tits. Show this gentleman your titties girl. Look at the titties on that little bitty girl."

Hypnotic removes her top. This will be her second video.

Lee: "Normally I shoot them when they're bigger but her s--- is so perfect, I couldn't pass that up.

"There's so much negative s--- on l-keford.com. I'm glad those people don't know me. I'd have to come visit them."

Lee Gee is a middle-aged black guy who wears a handkerchief over his hair.

Coco continues her ministrations off camera.

Lee: "Coco, I ain't paying you for that. That's free head."

Coco: "No, I'm just keeping them hard."

Coco is a tall fleshy girl. Black guys take longer to get it up, I hear.

Lee: "I have a communications degree from Cal State Dominguez. I've been in the industry for three years. I mainly work for West Coast."

I wander in the make-up room and overhear Chai say, "David says I'm dumb."

Chai, who has a degree in child psychology from UCLA: "You see..."

Papillon: "You got to watch it. He's a reporter."

Lucy Lee: "You need to get away."

Papillon: "I already gave him the scoop of a lifetime. I didn't know who he was."

Luke: "You can trust me."

"Yeah right" they answer.

Papillon, married twice: "I don't even trust people I sleep with. I did over 200 movies and never once caught anything. I got married. My husband cheated on me and I got chlamydia. Isn't that beautiful?"

Luke: "Are your breasts natural or enhanced?"

Papillon: "After three kids, I had to replace them."

Luke to Chai: "Do you let your children breast feed?"

Chai: "I don't have any children."

Luke: "What about the neighbor's kids?"

Chai: "No."

Chai will alternate between playing a nun and a prostitute.

She sips on an Americano from Starbucks.

David Clark shows me an Extreme DVD of Asianatrix. I was on the set four years ago.

David: "It's badly authored. Typically Extreme. Lucy Lee plays the asianatrix this time, it's my continuing character. I've carried it through about eight movies. I only have one idea. I just recycle it."

Papillon asks Chai, "Do you f--- with your eyes open or closed?"

Chai says, "Closed." So Papillon adjusts how she does the make-up.

Papillon: "When I started out [1995], there were no Asian porn stars. There were no Spanish. If anyone had a certain look worked constantly. I worked constantly except for Sundays."

Luke: "You had to go to church?"

Papillon: "I did. You guys think I'm a liar? I go to church every week. I'm religious. I believe in God."

Luke: "Does your pastor know what you do?"

Papillon: "They know that I'm doing make-up right now. They know that I have [done porn] in the past. I try to keep it as low profile as possible because I'm sending my kids to a Christian private school. I don't want them kicked out because of something I've done or do on occasion. Everybody has to make a living. I just choose this profession."

Luke: "Did you borrow the nun's outfit from the church?"

Papillon: "Yeah, right. I'm Christian, not Catholic."

Luke: "You don't recruit your pastor to make cameo appearances in your movies?"

Papillion: "When I got married, my pastor [had to deal with] 150 strippers at my wedding party. I'd worked with them. He was amazed. The theme was Hawaiian and a lot of them wore bikini tops with their boobs exploding. The wedding was great. Everybody was drunk off their ass by the time we said 'I do.' I was sober the whole time, the only person who was. I was pregant for the last time. That's why we went Hawaiian so I could wear the white...

"This was a few years ago. The reason I am back in [porn] is that I got divorced in January. I was a stay-at-home mom for the past three years."

Luke: "Did your last husband meet you in a strip club?"

Papillon: "We went to elementary school together. Yeah, we met back up at a strip club. He was a bartender. For two years, I flirted with him but I was seeing someone else so I never messed around with him. I'm a one-man woman. I'm a jealous bitch as it is. I don't need multiples. As long as you take good care of me, I'm happy. When you ignore me and put me on the shelf and forget that I'm there... I'm too cute to be left alone.

"The girls that he cheated on me with, I don't know what they had to offer. I can suck a mean dick. They sure can't. Why do you think he kept coming back? That's why we were married for such a long time. He'd f--- around but they were just horrid. They were just 18-year old girls. They don't know s---. They're virginal. You need someone who knows what she's doing.

"I taught him. He was the worst lay of my life. And now he's probably her best."

Luke: "Did he keep working as a bartender while you were married?"

Papillon: "He worked as a doorman at the club."

Luke: "No wonder he was getting laid all the time."

Papillon: "He wasn't doing the strippers, which was unfortunate, because they were a lot hotter than the girls he was getting. He was getting girls in restaurants. I'd ask him to go buy a new window for a door that had broken and he'd meet a girl and stay at her place. I finally stopped having him go out and buy things. Every time, he'd say, 'I'm taking off for a week.' We ended up not living together for the last year of our marriage.

"He had his own place. It was a bachelorpad. Whatever. As long as I was getting laid regularly, I was happy. I frustrated him because I started making him wear a rubber. What do you want to do? You are the man who gave me something [chlamydia]."

Seven winners of a Video Team contest are supposed to come on today's set. Papillon feels the stress. Her car wouldn't start this morning. She had to get a jump from her brother.

Luke: "What's the psychological story behind David Clark's fixation with asian women?"

Papillon: "He was my number one fan back in the day... He interviewed me and wrote articles about me."

Papillon is half Philipino and half German-Irish.

Papillon: "He loves asian women because they are petite, demure..."

Luke: "Submissive."

Lucy Lee, Korean: "No. I am not submissive."

Luke: "What do you think the United States should do about North Korea?"

Lucy: "I don't give a s---. I'm from Seoul [South Korea]."

David Clark walks in. "Maybe it is the shoot from hell."

Papillon: "He's recording."

David: "I know. I love waking up and seeing, 'David Aaron Clark's Shoot From Hell.' It feels like the old days again.

"I had to send her [J Lo Diva] away. I couldn't shoot her like that. So we're down to one scene for today."

Moans and groans.

David: "There's nothing I can do."

Papillon: "We don't have any other girls?"

David: "I'm not going to just throw in another girl."

Luke: "Papillon said she wanted to do a scene."

Papillon: "No, I don't. It's that time of the month. After you have children, you can't wear sponges anymore to cover it up."

David: "Every word of this will be on the internet."

Papillon: "So what? Then everybody will know it's that time of the month. I can suck a dick now and probably do anal but you ain't going near my coochie."

David: "I'm going to have to go work the phone right now."

Papillon: "Call Mimi Miyagi. It's a one-hour flight from Las Vegas."

Luke: "What god do you pray to when a porn shoot goes wrong?"

Papillon: "Jesus Christ."

Luke: "Do you think he'd listen?"

Papillon: "I think he definitely listens. He got my car running."

Luke: "Do you think Jesus would help you find another asian girl for today's shoot?"

Papillon: "I think he just allows me to get here because I do makeup and not porn star."

I chat outside with Lucy Lee.

Luke: "What brought you into this industry?"

Lucy: "Vince Voyeur. He found me at the Body Shop [strip and S&M club]."

Lee's appeared in about 60-movies.

Luke: "Do you feel discriminated against as an Asian?"

Lucy: "Not at all. I think it's better. I work all the time."

Luke: "What's the worst thing that has ever happened to you in this industry?"

Lucy: "I once had to work with a girl I didn't want to work with, then she ended up being on her period... When she ended up hopping on it, they wanted me to stick it in my mouth afterward and it was bloody."

Luke: "Any friends from high school discover your new career?"

Lucy, 22-years old and 5'5", and measuring 34A-24-34: "When I started, and I went to Vegas for the CES, I saw a middle-school buddy who said, 'What are you doing here? Ohmigod. I used to sit behind you in math class.' Cool, look for my movies. Be a fan."

Luke: "How does your family feel about your new career?"

Lucy: "They don't know yet. My family growing up, there was no porn. It was very square. I grew up in a very suburb area."

Coca walks by. I ask her if I can get a picture of her. She squeals no and runs away. She's a tall fleshy black girl.

Luke: "Did you go to college?"

Lucy: "I took some cosmetology but it wasn't really for me."

Luke: "What do you think you will do when you finish with this industry?"

Lucy: "I'm not sure yet. Before I started doing this, I wanted to be in mainstream but that's probably out of the question."

Luke: "What's the last good book you read?"

Lucy: "David's comic book Fallen. It's pretty freaky. Other than that, not for a while. I like Dean Koontz. I'm not into Stephen King because it takes too long to get into it."

Luke to David Clark: "Who do you pray to when a porn set goes wrong? Jesus Christ? Which god?"

David: "There is none. The abyss. I look into the abyss."

Luke: "Does it look into you?"

David: "It seems to have found a permanent home in me."

Luke: "What has it found in there?"

David: "Angst, suffering, and an overactive sex drive and lots of overblown artistic pretensions, but it's gotten me this far."

Clark went to Rutgers eight years before Asia Carrera.

David: "I hate Los Angeles except for the chicks. This is where they all seem to be."

I ask David how he got his gig with the most intellectual porn company owner, Christian Mann.

David: "I amuse him."

Luke: "I hear you will be shooting for John Bone?"

David laughs. "I hear he is hiding in Brazil.

"John made off with the masters for the first Asianatrix after he bounced the checks... Then he was bootlegged by his creepy little salesman at Best Parts Video, Mark D'ull. I heard he set women up with dogs.

"Attention FBI: Best Parts Video doesn't have IDs for what they're selling."

Gasps and laughter.

David: "As I say to everybody, [Luke] is not out to get you. He will just print everything you say."

I wander next door to talk to director Lee Gee. "This is Nice Ass Tits." He shows me boxcovers of his previous work.

The performers are John E. Depth and Hypnotic.

"I shoot four lines for West Coast and they take good care of me as well."

Before a scene, Wesley P8pes likes his Red Bull mixed with Hennessy cognac.

David Clark: "Papillon is the reason I started directing porn. I was up in San Francisco and I was watching her in Joey Silvera's movies and Ed Powers' movies. And I thought, 'I will have to find an excuse to meet this chick.' I did one long interview with her at the AVN Expo that was never published.

"You should buddy up to Wanker Wang. He has all these Hollywood connections. He sold a screenplay for a pilot that never got proLukeed. He's just here to enlighten us all."

After months of chastity, Papillon recently made "a big mistake." She says she doesn't date in the industry. "I don't date. I'm celibate since January and I screwed up my celibacy a couple of weeks ago. He was on set. He was wearing a police officer's uniform. Damn."

On her last shoot, Papillon said they made her "puke during the blowjob. And the director said, 'Oh, that's beautiful.' You've got be kidding. I've never walked off a set. When the vag came, they were just pounding my ovaries. I'm not making enough money to pay for my hospital visit after this shoot. I walked. They didn't give me a kill fee so I didn't sign a release.

"I said to the director, you do realize that I have three lawyers. So if any of these pictures show up, I will sue you because you have no model release."

Desire in the Age of SARS
2003-05-13 10:03:55
On David Aaron Clark's set last Wednesday, May 7, asian porn star J. Lo Diva showed up with a swollen pink eye. On Monday, May 12, she showed up in an erratic state with a cut and bleeding vagina. She was replaced by Lucy Lee who took on two guys.

I chat with director David Aaron Clark at home on a Tuesday morning, 5/13/03.

David: "It was not my lucky day for several days in a row."

Luke: "I hear women in the background."

David: "That's just Lucy Lee."

Luke: "You live a life of nothing but porn chicks."

David: "And bills and editing deadlines."

Luke: "You're like Hugh Hefner."

David: "And people looking down on me contemptuously. And porn chicks."

Luke: "Everywhere you go, you're surrounded by chicks."

David: "It doesn't work with me, Luke, the praise..."

Luke: "Tell me David, why are you so wonderful?"

David: "Are we going to be engaging in homosexual relations?"

Luke: "No."

David: "Because I need to plan ahead if so, now that AIM offers the full range of tests."

Luke: "How come J. Lo Diva didn't star in your last day?"

David: "Umm, it was quite disappointing."

Luke: "Was she cracked out?"

David: "I don't know. I am neither a doctor nor a law enforcement officer. She was not on the same solar system as the rest of us."

Luke: "She was on a higher spiritual plane?"

David: "I don't know about that. We were trying very hard to get our movie done and we did thanks to Lucy Lee's efforts. She took on Sledgehammer and Coal Miner [what kind of names are those for African-American male porn stars?]."

Luke: "How is Lucy holding up after that rigorous scene?"

Lucy: "Fine."

Luke: "I'm a little disappointed."

David relays my sentiments. "He hoped you'd be holding a compress to... She's laughing at that. She's tougher than that. She's Korean."

Japanese soldiers raped hundreds of thousands of Korean women during WWII and it has made the female Korean much tougher and stronger as a result.

Luke: "Is it true Lucy said, 'I'll never work for David again.'"

Lucy: "No."

David: "Everyone tries to put something in your mouth. Luke settles for words."

Lucy: "I like Luke."

David: "She likes you and she wasn't even snickering when she said it."

Luke: "How did the movie, Asia Noir 2, turn out?"

David: "It turned out more ambitious than the first one, which a second one should be. Despite the fact that I didn't have the luck I had with the first one.

"It's more intelligent than the first one. It has more of a script. When the sex is good, it is better than the first one."

Luke: "Did you use any pharmaceuticals or substances to relieve pressure during the shoot?"

David: "That question sounds like it is printed on a government document with X boxes to fill out if the answer is yes.

"All my medications are ultimately of natural origin."

Gee, isn't everything?

Luke: "Were there some definite AVN prenoms in this production?"

David: "Yes, for most spaced-out girl in the corner of a scene, that would be J. Lo Diva. There could be but I don't worry about that stuff."

Luke: "Tim Connelly, new publisher and editor of AVN."

David: "At the next AVN Awards, you will be sitting upfront and there will be thousands of people there and he will point you out and tell people to bother you."

Luke: "Is The Spectator [sex paper in San Francisco] still kicking?"

David: "Slightly. Anthony Petkovich is coming down to edit Adam Film World."

Luke: "Is Lucy around? May I say hello to her?"

David: "Sure. Here, say hello the great Satan of the press."

Lucy: "Hello."

Luke: "What was the most shocking thing on David's set yesterday?"

Lucy: "J Lo?"

Luke: "Was she cracked out?"

Lucy: "She was definitely... Her breath smelled. She had this rotten... She had a cut on her vagina... I was just amazed by her unprofessionalism."

Luke: "Does David ever tell you he can make you a star? That all the power in the porn industry is in his penis and all you have to do is suck it out?"

Lucy: "No."

May 13, 2003

Lucy Lee on DP Tonight.

May 16, 2003

I call Korean porn girl Lucy Lee.

Lucy: "Hi."

Luke: "What are you doing right now?"

Lucy: "Watching TV?"

Luke: "Do you know anything about an agent named Derek King?"

Lucy gasps, chokes and cries out in shock and horror.

Lucy: "Why do you ask?"

Luke: "I'm researching a story about him."

A male voice in the background. "Shut the f--- up."

Lucy: "Shut the f--- up. Yeah, I used to be one of his girls."

Luke: "What kind of experience was that?"

Lucy moans, groans and laughs. She turns to her male advisor. "What should I say? It's [Luke]."

She's talking to David Aaron Clark, famed director and writer.

David: "Be careful what you say."

Lucy, now managed by Mark Spiegler, who has a good reputation: "Let's just say that I am not one of DK's girls anymore. If you go on websites meatholes.com, midnightplough.com, you'll see most of his girls on there. He tried to get me to do it but I said no. I don't want to get peed on and stuff."

Luke: "Did he live up to everything he promised you?"

Lucy: "He didn't really promise anything."

Luke: "You lived with him for a while. What was that like?"

Lucy makes choaking, sputtering, dying sounds. "It was fine."

Luke: "Was he hitting on you a lot?"

Lucy, highly uncomfortable, I feel like I am torturing her with these questions. "He would sometimes."

Luke: "What about Brian Pumper?"

Lucy: "Ewww. Well, yes, he hits on everybody though."

Luke: "Did DK charge you $600 a month to sleep on the floor?"

Lucy makes gurgling, choking, dying sounds finished off by a hysterical laugh and the sounds of shock setting in: "Ohmigod. Where are you getting this information?

"Are you going to put this in your column?"

Luke: "Yes."

Lucy: "Ohmigod [Luke]. Who else have you interviewed?"

Luke: "A few people."

Lucy: "Let's just say that DK should not be an agent, I guess."

Luke: "Did he try to prostitute you?"

Lucy sharply draws in her breath, exhales, and giggles with fright. It's like I'm butchering a helpess animal. "He tried but I never did.

"[Luke], you can't call me no more. No. You put me under pressure. I have nothing good to say about him."

Luke: "Ok, I'll let you go. Bye."

June 19, 2003

Lucy Lee and Ashley Long, both represented by Mark Spiegler, walk up. Lucy gives me the evil eye.

Lucy: "I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I f---ing hate you. Ahhhhh."

Luke: "Why do you hate me?"

Lucy: "He's a bastard. No more calls."

Ashley Long, as they walk up the stairs: "Who was that?"

Lucy Lee: "[Luke]."

Young security thug walks up to me: "What are you doing?"

Luke, taken aback: "I'm sorry."

Thug: "What are you doing?"

Luke: "I'm taking pictures and talking to people."

Thug: "Well, can you not do it on our property? Can you just keep moving."

Luke: "This isn't your property. It's a public sidewalk."

Thug: "You have to keep moving. You have to keep moving."

Luke: "It's a public sidewalk."

Thug: "You have to keep moving."

Luke: "It's a public sidewalk. You don't own this."

Thug walks off: "Just keep him for me."

Thug comes back to me: "You're bothering my guests. I've already had three people complain about you."

Luke: "How about I give you a few feet?"

Thug: "I would ask you to keep moving all night long. But you can do whatever you want."

Luke: "Ok."

Ten minutes later, I tire and walk to my car.

August 3, 2005

Lucy Lee at party.

April 4, 2007

Inside Forbidden City Thursday night, Lucy Lee went over to Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld before the show and congratulated Evan on losing weight (he had gastric-bypass surgery to accomplish this). Lucy said something to Tera. There was a fight. Tera poured water on Lucy and Lucy threw wine on Tera. As Tera was hosting the show, Lucy Lee was tossed. Lucy Lee and Nikki Benz say they are owed thousands of dollars by Tera's company. Nikki Benz emails:

XRCO Awards Drama!!! Some people are plain dumb! The whole night started out weird. I was running late. I was supposed to pick up Monstar a.k.a. Alex at 7:00pm, and it was already 7:20 by the time I left my house. Once I finished getting ready I got into my car and drove as fast as I could to pick up Monstar who is my publicist and a dear friend. I finally get to his place, pick up his ass and on the way to the XRCO Awards we go. It took us about 15 minutes to get there. We find parking, park the car, walk to the club where the awards were being held. There is a ton of press and media outside as well as a huge line up. Of course I didn't have to wait, thank god. I do my red carpet walk, get my pictures taken, do interviews with different reporters and inside we go. Alex (Monstar) and I hit the bar and order a drink each. Then we decided to make our rounds and walk around say hello to people. I make it a point to take out my camera and take a bunch of pictures with other adult stars, some are friends and some are just acquaintances. Once we did our rounds, we came back to the front room where there is a bar, the entrance through which every one came in after the red carpet, and a few booths around for those who wished to sit down. Next thing you know Lucy Lee, Jessica Jaymes and a cute blonde walk in. I was so happy to see them! I haven't seen Lucy and Jessica in forever. We start talking, taking pictures and decide to go the bar and grab another drink. We get our drinks, get our pictures taken again by photographers and so on. At this point we were having a blast mingling among our peers. Then I turn around and see Tera Patrick and her husband Evan Seinfeld sitting in one of the booths. Evan gives me a dirty look (just in case you guys don't know, Tera and Evan owe me a lot of money, as well as to Lucy). So obviously they weren't happy to see me, let alone Lucy. Lucy went up to Evan to congratulate him on his weight loss, since he's lost a ton of weight. I go back to the bar and see that Lucy stayed behind, talking to Tera and Evan. At this point I don't know what was said between them, but then I see Tera get up and pour a bottle of water on Lucy. Lucy in return threw her wine at Tera. They were about to fight, and Evan got in between and called for security. Lucy was drenched with water that Tera poured on her. (Tera used to be an alcoholic, so now she has to stick to water...) Lucy is getting taken out by security outside, then Tera sees me and says "get this blonde bitch out of here too!". I was like "What?" What did I do? The security didn't throw me out at first because I didn't do anything and they saw that, nor did I start anything. However, after some time Tera went into the bathroom with Evan to clean up. She apparently told the XRCO Awards (which she was hosting with Evan) organizer that she refuses to start the show unless if I'm kicked out of the premises. The bouncers came up to me and nicely asked me to leave. In return I asked why. They had no answer, but at the same time they couldn't kick me out because there was no reason besides Tera being a bitch and refusing to start hosting the show unless I leave. Then the XRCO organizer came up to me and asked me to leave. I was livid at this point. I couldn't believe that this was happening. High school shit! Since Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld owe me a lot of money for serviced rendered and so on while I was under contract with their company, I had filed a law suit against them. For that reason they can't stand me because I stood up for myself and decided not to let them step all over me by not paying me the money they owed me. Alex (Monstar) calmed me down and took me outside so I could cool off. I see Lucy outside all soaked from Tera's water being poured on her. (Funny how Tera attacked Lucy first and yet because she's Tera and the host of XRCO awards, Lucy had to be kicked out). So then I see the event promoter and I explain the whole situation to him and why Tera would want me out of the XRCO Awards, because of my law suit against Tera and Evan. The promoter gets me back in, the security were totally fine with it because they knew they had no grounds to kick me out of the place. I was there having a good time, but once again Evan and Tera managed to ruin my night. I am so GLAD that I am no longer under contract with their company. Being their contract girl was the worst experience I've ever had in the adult industry. Long story short, even though Tera tried to ruin my night I managed to have a good time with my friends and take a lot more pictures. This just shows what kind of immature people Evan and Tera are. I had to write all this out before I went to bed since it's still fresh in my mind. I hate drama and those who bring it! There is a reason "those two" are not liked by many in the adult industry. I have many reasons not to like them as well, and tonight was another reason. xoxo

April 7, 2007

Videos: Lucy Lee Interview

Stills: Lucy Lee Lucy Lee Lucy Lee Lucy Lee

June 19, 2007

Lucy Lee interview.

Martin emails July 25, 2007:

Hi Luke:

As a regular user of myspace I have often exchanged messages with Lucy Lee who seems like a genuine sort of person despite the business she works in. [Another minor tragedy]

Anyway I noticed that she has not only not been active on myspace, but she seems to have simply disappeared  without a trace. I say this because others have made comments to the same effect and I have had others express  similar concerns as mine. My concern is that she may be in some sort of trouble and if so I really hope she wil be ok. I know she was in some trouble a few years ago and like many who work in the biz she does, may have all  manner of extra baggage to carry.

As an avid reader of your website I notice that this apparent disappearnce more or less coincides with you
posting a  link on July 1 of an interview she did in June. Since the 2nd of July she has not been on myspace.

I am just a bit fearful of something bad having happened. She gave a very long interview to that guy snowman or whatever, and since that link has gone up on your site, just the day before she has last been on myspace, it seemed more than a little odd.

Especially because in that interview she was very open about how much she uses and likes myspace, while being very open and honest about a lot of other things.

To be honest, to my mind, it was actually quite sad in part to hear that long interview and the one she had done with this guy in 2005. Paradoxically she seems so naive in many repsects. It only confirms my worst fears and limited understanding of that world and the reality of what these people [women especially] go through. With so much self delusion and self destructive mindsets nothing can be ruled out.

Even just to know she was ok and not in any trouble would be nice to hear, because as I said although I have never met Lucy and have only had very limited banter through myspace I have no doubt that beneath that rough and tough exterior there is a very genuine [if somewhat damaged] person, and I cant help feeling she has somehow become a sort of prisoner of her work history and choices of the last few years.

If only she could indeed break out from that whole world, on her own terms, it would be great. However as her sideline activities in the recent past seem to indicate it can be very hard even for a "pornstar" to keep things going well?

August 14, 2007

Her real name is Laura Meeae Thompson, DOB May 20, 1980.

Go to lasd.org and check her out in inmate information.

She was arrested at 3 a.m. July 3 by the LAPD No. Hollywood division. I believe it was for vandalism (more than $400 worth).

I hear that Lucy Lee went into a 7/11 at 2 a.m. and tried to buy alcohol. They wouldn't let her. She went crazy and started throwing things and breaking stuff. She stormed out.

Then she realized she had left her purse in there. So she went back to get it and got arrested.

She wasn't granted bail. Because of a parole violation, I believe, she'll be spending at least a year behind bars.

On August 9, she was assigned permanent housing in the Central California Women's Facility.

Moonk posts to Lukeisback:

In the Attention Whores 4 BTS she got upset because she was slated to work with Chris Mountain, who she called “Shrek”. Mr. Mountain has worked with some of the top people in Europe, including Pierre Woodman, so, even though he may not be as attractive, say, as Kurt Lockwood, he was a professional male porn star with many scenes to his credit. Then Ms. Lee then took offense to being shot by the behind the scenes cameraman, whose job it was to… guess what? Shoot behind the scenes video. Then she physically attacked the behind the scenes cameraman, and was so out of control that the director, Jim Powers, who is well known for enjoying a certain amount of drama on his set, told her to get the fuck out.