4/20/05
I meet Lori
Alexia (of LoriAlexia.com)
in the crowded bar at PSK and talk her outside for an interview.
She measures (naturally) 34D-22-34. She wears size one and stands 5'
tall.
Wednesday I found this
bio on her website:
I am an exotic native of a little Island in the Caribbean's called
Barbados. If you're familiar with the Islands you know that it is
among Trinidad, Aruba, Jamaica, St. Lucia, etc. Barbados, along with
many of the Islands, is very beautiful. The people are extremely beautiful!
The weather is never less than perfect.
I left Barbados at the age of 7 and moved to Hawaii until the age
of 12. Since then I've traveled and lived many places inside and outside
the United States. The first Gentlemen's Club I ever entered was in
Memphis Tennessee.
I remember that very night I went in and immediately a girl walked
up to me, grabbed my boobs and whispered while sticking her tongue
in my ear, "You want a dance?"
After I got the hang of stage and developed my own style I became
hooked! I started experimenting with different moves on stage such
as headstands, splits, and back walk overs. As I got better I was
able to do handstands, and back handsprings.... In six inch stilettos!
I can walk in handstands across the stage while bouncing and shaking
my ass and then land into splits. I can do back handsprings in six
and eight inch stilettos that will definitely rise you to the occasion.
I visited so many cities and worked in a Gentlemen's Club in every
city I went to. I finally ended up in North Carolina where I noticed
a posting of a Feature Competition for the state of North Carolina.
I then entered my very first Feature competition ever and won Miss
Exotic Dancer North Carolina 2002! Along with that I won Best Dancer
for 2002, and Best Ass for 2002! After winning Miss Exotic Dancer
North Carolina 2002 I had to go on and compete for the USA title of
Miss Exotic Dancer USA 2002. That competition was held in Vegas during
the Exotic Dancer Expo. By the way I placed 3rd, but I did leave with
the awards for Best Dancer in the United States..... and Best Ass.
I was pretty happy with having the best ass!
Soon after that I entered into the Feature World. In 2003 I entered
the Miss Nude USA Pageant for the first time and took home the title
of Miss Nude USA 2004!
Her website adds:
Please send me gifts because I absolutely love them!
Lori Alexia Entertainment, Inc. 5482 Wilshire Blvd. Suite #124 Los
Angeles, CA. 90036
Duke: "When you were a little girl, what did you want to be when
you grew up?"
Lori: "An attorney. Because all my family are doctors and attorneys."
Duke: "What kind of student were you in highschool?"
Lori: "Actually, I was in college. I graduated college [at age
20] with a BA in psychology."
Duke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"
Lori: "I was innocent. All the guys wanted to f--- me because
I was a virgin."
Lori looks around and then apologizes. "I'm always distracted."
Duke: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?"
Lori: "Twenty one."
James DiGiorgio pushes in on my interview. I couldn't control him when
I hosted an internet radio show with him five years ago and I still
can't control him today.
Jim: "How did the guys know you were a virgin?"
Lori: "Everybody knew I was a virgin in highschool."
Jim: "Even if you weren't a virgin, they'd still want to f---
you."
Lori giggles: "That's true."
Duke: "How did you get into the porn industry?"
Jim: "Because you wanted to lay down the law."
Duke: "Were you a gymnast in highschool?"
Jim: "No. She was a virgin. Gymnasts don't stay virgins.
"What's your ethnicity?"
Lori: "I'm Baisian. I'm British, African and Indian."
Jim: "Dude."
Lori: "I've done about 20 scenes. But I have a really big fan
base. Everybody out there knows who I am."
Jim: "I don't know who you are."
Lori: "Because I was Miss Nude America. Shut up! Never mind.
Lori tires of Jim's obnoxious comments and walks off.
I chase after her. "Wait! Wait! He's the rude one. I'm not rude."
Jim: "I'm very rude."
Duke: "Don't worry about him. Talk to me."
Lori: "I went to MTV and I was a VJ with Carmen Elecktra for a
year. And then I started housedancing. I ended up Miss Nude America.
I was the first ethnic in 40-years to win it. Then I became a feature
[stripper]. Now I'm in porn."
Duke: "How did you make the transition into porn?"
Lori: "Because I won feature entertainer of the year [from Nightmoves
magazine], the biggest award you can possibly win in adult entertainment
so I started doing porn because it was the only place I could go from
there."
Duke: "How has it affected you to be a sexual object to so many
men?"
Lori giggles: "It's made me more sexual."
Duke: "You're the psychology major. So do a little introspection."
Lori: "Real funny. I don't know. I'll have to really think about
that.
"When I got into porn, I started dating a guy in porn, a white
guy. He's Hungarian."
Lori has only dated white men. "He was so beautiful. Our relationship
ended after four months."
Duke: "What do you love and hate about the porn industry?"
Lori: "What I hate about it is that our relationships are bad.
What I love about it is that you get to have sex every day."
Duke: "Don't you get sick of it?"
Lori: "No. Of course not."
Duke: "Surely, sometimes, you have to have sex when you don't
want to."
Lori: "That's true. That's a good point. Most of the time you're
f---ing somebody you don't want to f---. That's hard. But you also have
to look at it as a profession. This is my career. You have to go to
work and you have to work with people you don't want to work with. Just
like any other job. When you're sitting at your desk, you don't want
to be sitting beside somebody you don't like. Sometimes, when I go to
work, I sit beside someone I don't like, or I f--- someone I don't like."
Jimmy butts in again.
Duke: "Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
"So what are your ambitions?"
Lori: "I'm successful right now. I have a feature dancer agency."
Duke: "I hear that acrobatic dancing is hard on the body."
Lori: "It is hard on the body. And I'm the only one who does it.
Look at the girls who've burned out."
Jimmy: "Nikki
Lynn [who divorced her husband and lost a 12-year old child] was
a Nude Miss America. I shot her first scene. She could do headstands
and all that stuff."
Lori: "It's different from me. I do them in stilettos. It's different
because it is very dangerous.
"She has a smoking hot body. She and I feature danced in Providence,
Rhode Island a year ago."
Jimmy repeats, just in case we missed it and failed to be suitably
awed: "I shot her very first scene in the porn business."
Duke: "Do you think the sex industry or the regular world is more
racist?"
Lori: "Both are racist. It's very hard. If you're Asian it's easier
than if you're black. If you're black, it's really hard. I don't care
how good you are. I was the first ethnic in 40-years. It was very hard
for me. I do things you've never seen in your life and it is still very
hard for me. I'm Baisian. If I were pure black..."
Duke: "Do you consider yourself black?"
Lori: "Yes, I do."
Jimmy butts in: "It is very hard for black girls in this business.
I know that."
Lori: "I was able to make it because I'm very small and petite.
It's not fair."
Jimmy: "The world's not fair."
Lori: "Dude, of course you're right."
Jimmy: "It's not fair that 180,000 have died in Sudan in an act
of genocide. But you're not Sudanese. You're safe from that."
Here I am trying to have a nice pleasant conversation with a porn girl
I've just met and Jimmy's going off on his genocide rant.
Jimmy: "If a girl's black and she can't rise to a certain level
in the porn business, that's not as unfair as a lot of other people
on planet earth."
I step between Jimmy and Lori. I turn to Jimmy. "Ok."
Jimmy's perfectly happy ruining my interview. "I'm just trying
to add a little excitement to your interview," he says.
Duke: "Do you have a preference in the men you date?"
Lori: "Maybe you shouldn't record this, but all the men I date
are white."
Jimmy: "Are fat Italian guys."
Jimmy tells me afterwards: "She's full of herself. Done 20 scenes
and she thinks she's all that.
"All these kids think they're reinventing the wheel when they
can barely turn a camera on... They all think they're doing something
unique, but I shot that same scene eight years ago."
Ken: "Well, yeah, I'm not even going to go there. She's one I won't
book."
Ken: "No. She thinks she's a prima donna."
Ken: "I'll tell you facts. The reason Rio stripped Lori Alexia of
her title of Miss Nude USA a couple of years ago, was because Lori was
drunker than s--- at The
Pink Pony in Atlanta [1837 Corporate Blvd, 404-634-6396] and she beat
the s--- out of her roadie and got arrested for assault and battery. Then
she tried to beat the s--- out of a cop and she kicked the window out
of a cop car.
"Rio has a thing in her contract that if you discredit the title,
she has the ability to strip her of it.
"I did a showcase with [Lori Alexia]. She was so s----faced drunk
that she turned around and was pissing... I have digital pictures of it.
"If Lori was more of a professional, she had the opportunity to
change the way a lot of clubs think about black performers as features,
because a lot of clubs will not book black performers. She had the opportunity
to change that and she f---ed that up."
Ken: "It is. She had one strike against her right there. Number
two strike: She can't keep her mouth off of a bottle because she's a drunk.
And when she gets drunk, she gets violent and she gets arrested."
Last week a reader named Coggsie wrote in to suggest that maybe all the
titles Lori Alexia claims are not valid.
I met this little fireball at Porn Star Karoke about six weeks ago.