Kitty Tyler

Felicia Fox's old man Tim Case emails 4/10/06:

There's a brand new girl coming out -- she'll be in town April the 18th. She is very pretty, from Lima, Ohio, and a good friend of Felicia Fox's. She'll be booking through Drew at Nasty Modeling. She worked at a school until recently, and was asked to resign because the school went behind her back, read her emails, and realized she was going to break into hardcore porn. Her name is Kitty Tyler. You should interview her. She has done two scenes at this point, a BJ scene for Felicia Fox's upcoming Old Pueblo DVD "Felicia's First Timers", and a bukkake shoot for Mike South's website www.southernbukkake.com.

I had to think long and hard before I picked up the phone and dialed the number Tim provided. I didn't want to facilitate the destruction of Kitty's soul by showcasing her on lukeisback before an audience of slavering pornographers. In the end, I decided to use my phone call as a pretext to mounting a moral intervention. When the girl comes to LA, she must stay at the hovel and I will set her straight.

First, I have to make friends.

I dial. I get her man. I ask to speak to Kitty. She comes on the line.

Our connection is not good. I have to explain who I am a few times. The ballad of Your Moral Leader is not sung much in Ohio.

Kitty: "I had someone call in and say to the superintendent that I had been a stripper and they were disappointed the school would employ somebody who had immoral values.

"I worked as a dancer only on Friday night [she started stripping at age 20 in October 2003]. Otherwise I worked at the school.

"I love dancing. I want to go into the porn industry to become a feature dancer and travel around the world doing what I want to do."

Luke: "How's your family going to react when they find out you're a porn star?"

Kitty: "I'm hoping not too badly. I'm sure it is going to be shocking for them. I feel that my family has always been supportive of me and that they love me enough to stand behind me no matter what I do."

Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Kitty: "A dancer."

Luke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"

Kitty: "I was in color guard. I twirled flags. I was in band."

Luke: "Were you cute in highschool?"

Kitty: "My boyfriend was mean to me. He was one of the popular ones and he was always picking on me. He says that I'm now smoking hot now. 'If you had looked like that in highschool, I wouldn't have picked on you.'"

Luke: "Is porn and dancing revenge?"

Kitty: "Oh yeah. Definitely."