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Who Is Kara Nox? I get a call Thursday afternoon (3/10/05) from Rob Spallone at Legend. "Who is Kara Nox?" he asks. "I don't know," I said. "Well, you wrote about me and her on your site." "That must've been a long time ago." "Kara Nox has Rob wrapped around her little finger," he reads. "They spent last weekend together at Rob's vacation home in Palm Springs." "That was just a joke," I said. "Rob who? Me Rob?" "I think so," I said. "You wrote it." "That's a long time ago." "Yeah, but somebody is looking s--- up on me... 'Rob played golf and laid by the pool and went shopping.' "This is what you do to me?" "It's so long ago. [August 27, 2004]" "Why didn't you tell me about making up this story?" "I don't remember." "You're a real prick. Goodbye." Rob hangs up on me. From August 27, 2004 Rob Spallone obliterates his wife's name (Helena) with this new tattoo For the last few years, I've noticed that Rob Spallone has suffered severely from psoriasis (caused by stress). Now that he's getting divorced, his skin problems are gone. He looks better. He's off all medication. Rob's arm hurts from his new tattoo. It's a tad inflamed. Rob and his new girlfriend Kara Nox Porn star Kara Nox has brought a sweetness and joy to Rob's life that's developed a whole new side in him. They've been dating for a couple of months now. They'd get married except she's already married to John, an occasional porn performer. In three years in porn, Kara has done 12 movies. She's pacing herself. But Rob is bringing out her inner porn star. He wants her to become all the ho she can be. Rob and Kara met on the set of Toilet Bowl Bitches #5. It was love at first sight. It was her smile that smote him, and her tits. When she strapped it on, he was in seventh heaven. He'd never taken it before. Under her experienced hand, he learned to submit. It turns out that Kara is Rob's niece. Her father is John Gotti. Her uncle is Reuben Sturman. You'd be smiling too if you feel asleep every night cradling Rob Spallone in your arms. The face that launched a thousand ships (and Rob Spallone's Orange County yacht). Kara gazes into Rob's eyes and tells him all the wonderful things she sees. Kara Nox Kara Nox Kara Nox Ron Sullivan, Kara Nox "Are you a space alien?" asks Rob. "Because your ass is out of the world." Rob Spallone's brother Bishop Kara Nox makes goo goo eyes at Rob Spallone. Kara Nox: 'Absolutely Pissed -- A Must Read for Porn Insiders' Kara writes 7/30/05 on her blog:
Kara Nox's friend Andy Clarke writes:
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