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Flower Tucci No Longer Anal-Exclusive With Seymore Butts

2/16/05

For the past couple of years, Flower wouldn't open up her workman's entrance to anyone (on camera) but Seymore Butts Productions. Now she's going to flap it open to anyone who will pony up her day rate.

It's a brand new day in Porn Valley. It's morning in America. It's great to be alive, though to be young is very heaven.

She returns my call Wednesday morning.

Flower: "I'm still with Seymore but I'm not exclusive. I'm going to be available to other people to ---- me in my --- now.

"I'm off to spread my wings, among other things.

"No drama here. I just shot for Seymore yesterday.

"I'm excited. I get to do a lot more stuff and I don't have any boundaries.

"I'm represented by Mark Spiegler now so I'm working almost every day."

In her two years in porn, Flower has appeared in about 50 movies.

Duke: "Do you have a favorite guest on your KSEXradio.com show?"

Flower: "Kami Andrews. She was wild. She was even doing ---- on the show. She had me doing ---- on the show too. We weren't holding back at all.

"Another good show I had was with Cousin Stevie [Flower's date at the AVN Awards] and Kimberly Kane and Michelle Lay. Showtime filmed it.

"I also have the clothing line Mofo Wear -- for sinners worldwide. We've been throwing parties, hosting the Porn Star Karaoke Night.

"I'll be signing for Seymore and Mofo at Erotica LA."

Flower is not a fan of the degradation craze sweeping through porn. She prefers to aim for what is elevated in the human condition rather than pandering to the lowest common denominator. "One thing I don't like right now is that it seems that everybody is trying to push the limit. I've never done double anal and don't plan to. The biggest thing I haven't done yet is double penetration. I've only done it with toys. I'm not into all the degrading stuff -- stretching assholes. I review movies so I watch a lot of that stuff. I just don't like those kind of movies. I don't want to be a part of those kind of movies. Unfortunately, it is widespread in filming now, so I turn a lot of stuff down.

"The other thing I don't like in the business now is all the fuss about female ejaculation."

Flower holds that female ejaculation is not urine. "People aren't educated about it."

Why are our public schools doing such a lousy job educating kids about female ejaculation? This is why we need school vouchers so parents can send their kids to the schools that best teach ejaculation.

Flower: "I'm willing to go to a doctor or have it tested or be deprived of fluids or whatever it takes to make people believe in it."

Flower, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Flower, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Flower, there is female ejaculation. It exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no female ejaculation! It would be as dreary as if there were no Flowers. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in female ejaculation! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch your female ejaculation, but even if they did not see clear ejaculation coming down, what would that prove? The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

Flower: "I've been standing up for it on ADT ever since Missy Monroe got yelled at for it on set. If you know these girls are prone to squirt, don't hire them or don't yell at them when it happens. I don't think she did it to mess up somebody's furniture. I just worked with her yesterday. She's a really nice girl."

Yeah, a really nice girl who ejaculates all over your best carpet.

Flower: "I have to stand up for something I believe in as I'm one of the top squirters in the biz."

Duke: "Isn't squirting just a form of urination?"

Flower: "It's not. I will fight that to the end."