Exclusive Interview With Evan Seinfeld
2003-03-17 12:38:08
At the time of the initial publication of
this Evan Seinfeld interview, Setgo.com contacted Digital Playground
(DP) and its attorney Paul Cambria for comment. DP had no comment.
The email to Cambria through AVN bounced back, saying the mail
box was full.
Subsequently Cambria sent a letter demanding a retraction and
apology for claims Seinfeld makes below. I believe Cambria sent
a C&D to Evan Seinfeld and his attorney. Cambria was unhappy
with the way Seinfeld described him.
XXX says: "Evan made many statements that weren't factual. I
doubt Tera's website made $500k a month. I think people will
see right through Evan's claims."
Some of Seinfeld's claims were rebutted on MikeSouth.com after
the publication of this interview. I've included that at the
bottom.
MikeSouth.com received this letter 4/7/03: "Hey Mike my girlfriend
and yours went on a local cable show today, Naked New York to
promote her new website erikakole.com and who should blow in
but Tera as crazy as ever. She said on the show that shes out
of the bussiness, no more adult and she has a new website that
will be bikini and playboy style. She was there with Evan and
he promoted the new album that nobody is going to buy."
The following interview has been edited slightly to remove derogatory
ethnic remarks.
burtsirloin [Jim Goad]: goad testing...
Evanseinfeld: hold 1 sec
burtsirloin: the guy at hustler is dan kapelovitz...he's looking
for pix of notable persons on jesse james bikes...apparently
the article was originally done for rolling stone, but they
canned it, so jesse's publicity person isn't cooperating with
hustler for pictures.
burtsirloin: his email is dkapelovitz@lfp.com. he's the features
editor.
Evanseinfeld: ill talk to jesse about it,. and ill email him,..(dk)
but just gove him my number,. easiest,....
it really should be in rolling stone though
burtsirloin: yeah, i don't know why it was cut...and i don't
know why the publicist isn't cooperating...but i'll give dan
your number
burtsirloin: hustler was also looking for rock stars to sample
"sextasy," which is a mix of viagra and ecstasy, for an article
they're writing about it. thought i'd pass that along.
Evanseinfeld: im sober bro,. no good for me,. dont need viagra
either,...
Evanseinfeld: lets do it,...
burtsirloin: Referring to Tera's porn career, you once said,
"She did it for the money. She didn't care about any of these
guys." And regarding your past with groupies, you said, "Just
because I f-cked a lot of girls doesn't mean that I care about
any of them." How is sex different when you care about someone?
Evanseinfeld: I GUESS THAT IS THE AGE OLD ARGUMENT,.. f-ckING
VS. MAKING LOVE,...
DONT GET ME WRONG,. TERA AND I DO PLENTY OF f-ckING,.. BUT THERE
ARE TIMES WHEN WE SHARE PASSIONATE EXTASY,...THAT INCLUDES LOVE
AND CARING,...
I GUESS THE REAL DIFFERENCE IS AFTERWARDS YOU WANT TO LAY IN
BED AND STAY WITH THAT PERSON ALL NIGHT,,.. NOT REACHING FOR
YOUR PANTS,. LOOKING FOR THE BACK DOOR!, OR TO KICK THEM OUT
WITHOUT ASKING THEIR NAME,... I KNOW TERA DIDNT DATE ANY OF
THE GUYS SHE WORKED WOTH,. MUCH LESS
Evanseinfeld: CAVE OUT HER PHONE NUMBER
Evanseinfeld: GAVE
burtsirloin: Isn't it weird knowing that your wife's bodyŠor
at least images of itŠis out there for everyone to see? Isn't
that strange or sometimes difficult to deal with?
Evanseinfeld: WE ARE TOGETHER OUT OF PURE LOVE,... IT TAKES
A STRONG MAN,. AND A STRONG RELATIONSHIP TO DEAL WITH IT,..
IN PAST RELATIONSHIPS IN MY LIFE I WAS VERY POSESSIVE,.. BUT
WITH TERA THERE ARE NO DOUBTS OF TRUST,.. SO THE FACT IS THAT
I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE AND CONFIDENT WITH HER THAN ANY WOMAN
I'VE EVER KNOWN,..
AS FAR AS MEN HAVING SEEN HER,.. THAT WAS PART OF HER PAST,...AND
OUR FUTURES ARE TOGETHER,..
IT IS KINDA COOL GETTING MARRIED TO EVERY MAN;S FANTASY GIRL!!!
burtsirloin: How did you and Tera meet?
Evanseinfeld: SHE SAW ME ON "OZ",.... AND USED ALL HER INDUSTRY
CONTACTS AS A KIND OF MANHUNT TO TRACK ME DOWN,.. SHE SAYS"
I THAT BALD HEAD,. TATTOOS,. MUSCLES,. AND WELL,........ I SAID
THAT IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND,,.."
A MUTUAL FRIEND SET US UP,. BUT WARNED HER THAT I WAS A PLAYER
AND TO JUST USE ME FOR A GOOD TIME,.. LITTLE DID ANY OF US KNOW
WHAT WAS TO ENSUE,. LOVE,.. ENGAGEMENT,. ETC,..
THE PHOTOGRAPHER WHO ALIGNED US IS ANNELI ADOLFFSEN,.. DREAMKITTENS.COM
burtsirloin: How does Tera compare to chicks from Flatbush?
Evanseinfeld: I HAD NO IDEA WHO TERA WAS,. AND I SAW PICS,.
BUT WAS SKEPTICAL OF ANY GIRL IN THE BUSINESS
Evanseinfeld: THIS IS STILL THE LAST QUESTION
Evanseinfeld: WE COULDNT GET TOGETHER FOR ALMOST 3 MONTHS BECAUSE
OF SCHEDULING AND WERE RLEGATED TO THE PHONE,. I WAS FILMING
OZ AND DOING MY NEW ALBUM,,(OUT TUES),.. KILL OR BE KILLED,.
TERA WAS DOING PHOTO SHOOTS AND FILMING PLAYBOY NIGHTCALLS 411,..
BUT ONCE WE HOOKED UP IN L.A. , IT WAS L,OVE AT FIRST SIGHT
Evanseinfeld: FLATBUSH?
burtsirloin: You once wrote something about selling weed and
f-cking chicks from Flatbush in your teens.
Evanseinfeld: WELL,.. GIRLS IN BROOKLYN, CANARSIE, FLATBUSH,.
BAY RIDGE, ETC..,.. AT LEAST MOST OF THE ONES THAT I KNEW,..
WERE MOSTLY LYING COKE BITCHES,..
Evanseinfeld: TERA AND I HAVE BEEN 100% HONEST AND OPEN SINCE
DAY ONE,..
burtsirloin: I think that's a song there..."Lying Coke Bitches."
burtsirloin: Obviously, it's hard enough being in a relationship,
but when you add the publicity spotlight, things become even
more complicated. What has been the most difficult thing about
dealing with the press regarding your relationship?
Evanseinfeld: THE FREE PRESS HAS BEEN VERY KIND AND SUPPORTIVE
ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP,...AS WELL AS ALL OF ROCK N ROLL,.. AND
MOST OF THE ADULT BUSINESS,..(LIKE WE GIVE A f-ck ANYWAY",...)
THE MOST DIFFICULT THING HAS BEEN ALL OF THE LIES AND BULLsh-t
PROPAGANDA COMING FROM TERA'S FORMER COMPANY,.. DIGITAL PLAYGROUND,...
THEY BASICALLY RIPPED HER OFF FOR MILLIONS,. ANS NOW,.. AT RISK
OF BEING EXPOSED,.. AND HAVING TO PAY WHAT THEY OWE,. OR EVEN
GOING TO JAIL FOR FRAUD,.... THAY ARE USING THE PRESS PEOPLE
THEY "OWN" TO...
burtsirloin: What are they lying about?
Evanseinfeld: MAKE STATEMENTS THAT ARE BASICALLY BULLsh-t,...LIKE
PAUL FISHBEIN OF AVN,.. HE WILL PRINT ANYTHING THEY SAY AND
THEN ACT LIKE HE IS NEUTRAL,. I MET HIM,. A SPINELESS WIMP
Evanseinfeld: THEY SAY IM A SUITCASE PIMP,..WHICH I DIDNT EVEN
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT
burtsirloin: Hey, I didn't know what it meant until I did some
research for this interview and someone called you a suitcase
pimp...it's the guy who shows up on the set, carrying her suitcase
and trying to run her business.
burtsirloin: Here's what someone recently wrote on a message
board: "it's Tera's beau/hubby Evan Seinfeld who's behind all
of this current insanityŠ It seems that Evan is truly trying
to be her suitcase pimp, now that his biohazard band is in the
dumps.
burtsirloin: I figure that their marriage will eventually implode.
Most likely, I won't have to wait long because the average time
for porn marriages is about equal to the time for a Z particle
to decay."
Evanseinfeld: BUT IF YOU WERE A SUITCASE PIMP THAT MEANS YOU
ARE PIMPIMG YOUR GIRL IN PORN,. I WOULD NEVER DATE A GIRL WHO
WAS ACTIVELY ON PORN,.. TERA IS NOT WORKING AT ALL RIGHT NOW,..
AND IM SUPPORTING HER FINANCIALLY,. BACAUSE DIGITAL PLAYGROUND
USED THEIR ASS KISSING LEVERAGE WITH JIM ENGLISH FROM PLAYBOY
TV TO GET THEM TO NOT RENEW HER CONTRACT,. SO SHE COULDNT GP
ON TV,. AND TELL THE TRUTHM. THAT THESE SUBHUMANS OWNED HER
NAME IN A FALSIFIED CONTRACT, AND NEVER PAID HER ONE DIME FOR
THE WEBSITE
Evanseinfeld: U ARE GETTING AHEAD,. I AM 3 QUESTIONS BACK DUDE
burtsirloin: ok, i'll go fix some coffee and be back in a minute...
Evanseinfeld: BIOHAZARD IS ALIVE AND WELL,. WE MAKE A KILLING
IN EUROPE AND JAPAN,. OF COURSE PORN PPEOPLE KNOW NOTHING OF
THE UNDERGROUND,. sh-t,. THEY NEVER LEAVE CHATSWORTH OR VAN
NUYS,..
I JUST FINISHED 5 YEARS ON A HIT TV SERIES,... I HAVE BEEN DOING
FINE ON MY OWN SINCE I WAS 16!!! THOSE PEOPLE TRIED TO SAY TERA
WAS BEING IRRESPONSIBLE,... THAT MEANS SHE WAS IN LOVE,. AND
TRAVELLING EUROPE WITH HER FIANCEE,..
Evanseinfeld: THEY SAID SHE WAS BREACHING HER CONTRACT,.. WHICH
MEANS SHE DIDNT WANT TO f-ck ON FILM ANYMORE AND SHE WAS IN
LOVE,...
LAST TIME I CHECKED "NO STILL MEANS NO" AND ANYTHING ELSE IS
CONSIDERED RAPE,,..
burtsirloin: So they're trying to force her to have sex on camera
because they're claiming it's in her contract?
burtsirloin: And are the Digital people the "subhumans" you
were talking about?
Evanseinfeld: THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND WITH IDIOTS LIKE MIKE
SOUTH AND THEIR LAME EXCUSR FOR A PUBLICIST ADELLA,. ALONG WITH
THEIR CROOKED ATTORNEY PAUL CAMBRIA SAYING THEY PLAN ON ENFORCING
HER CONTRACT TO THE FULLEST ON THESE LAME ASS WEBSITES,. "ID
LOVE TO SEE THEM GET UP IN FRONT OF THE SUPREME COURT AND SAY
.YOUR HONOR,. SHE MUST f-ck MEN SHE DOESNT WANT TO BECAUSE WE
SAID SO,.. THE FACT IS THAT HER CONTRACT WITH THEM IS OVER ANYWAY,..
BECAUSE SINCE THEY NEVER PAYED HER,.. AND HAVE MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE
FOR HER TO W
burtsirloin: It looks like the last lines of some of your messages
are cutting off...
burtsirloin: You're saying they made a breach of contract by
not paying her?
Evanseinfeld: WORK,. SHE WAS FORCED TO FILE BANKRUPTCY,... WHICH
IN AMERICA,.. NOT ONLY GIVES YOU RELIEF FROM CREDITORS,.. BUT
FROM ANY PERSONAL SERVICE CONTRACTS,. ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT
KEEP YOU FROM SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT,. TERA IS A COLLEGE
GRAD AND AN RN,.... SHE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS,. AND I SUPPORT
HER 1000%
burtsirloin: So what are they saying...what's their beef?
Evanseinfeld: THEIR CONTRACT WAS FILTHY IN THE FIRST PLACE,...
IT WAS PRESENTED ON AN AIRPLANE OVER A FEW DRINKS AND TERA WAS
TOLD SHE DIDNT NEED AN ATTORNEY,.. THAT IS ILLEGAL,.. PAUL CAMBRIA
KNEW HOW BAD IT WAS,. AND AFTER PREPARING IT,. HE DIDNT EVEN
HAVE THE BALLS TO PUT HIS LETTERHEAD ON IT,. HE USES ALL THAT
FIRST AMENMENT FLAG WAVING AS A SMOKESCREEN FOR HIS PRACTICE
OF COERCING POOR GIRLS INTO SIGNING BAD CONTRACTS THAT ARE TOTALLY
DISPROPORTIONATE AND IS PROBABLY GETTING KICKBACKS FOR MAKING
THESE COMPANIES SO
Evanseinfeld: MUCH MONEY
Evanseinfeld: THIS BUSINESS IS SO INCESTUAL,.. IT IS SICKENING,
I THOUGHT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY WAS SHADY,.. PORN MAKES IT LOOK
LIKE THE GIRL SCOUTS,.(NO PUN INTENDED)
burtsirloin: What is Fishbein's relation to the story?
Evanseinfeld: THEY ARE JUST MAD THAT THEIR SHOW PONY IS GONE,.HER
WEBSITE ALONE BRINGS IN PROBABLY HALF A MILLION DOLLARS A MONTH
ON THE LOW SIDE,... WITHOUT TERA GIVING THEM NEW CONTENT,..
AND SHE WOULD DIE FIRST,.... THEIR MUTI MILLION DOLLAR EMPIRE
IS ABOUT TO COME TUMBLING DOWN,, THEY,. SAMANTHA LEWIS AND ALI,.
HAVE SPENT TIME AND MONEY TRYING TO CREATE A "GOOD GUY" IMAGE,..
BUT WHEN ALL THESE LEGAL BATTLES ARE DONE,.. THE TRUTH WILL
SHINE THROUGH,....THAT ALL THESE NASTY PEOPLE ARE IN BED TOGETHER,.
BOTH
burtsirloin: Is Ali one of the "subhumans"? I'm just stuck on
that phrase. It's colorful.
Evanseinfeld: LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY,..AND THIS WILL BE
A LANDMARK CASE OF THE EVIL PORN EMPIRE TEKING ADVANTAGE OF
ANOTHER YOUNG GIRL FROM MIDDLE AMERICA,.. THEY ARE STILL OPERATING
A WEBSITE FOR A GIRL NAMED ROCKY ROADS, THEY HAVENT WORKED WITH
IN YEARS,. ANJD COLLECTING HER MONEY,.. NICE RIGHT,
Evanseinfeld: YOU SAID THAT,. I DIDNT
burtsirloin: A few minutes ago, you wrote, Š THAT THESE SUBHUMANS
OWNED HER NAME IN A FALSIFIED CONTRACT, AND NEVER PAID HER ONE
DIME FOR THE WEBSITE
Evanseinfeld: AND YOU PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER,. BUT I NEVER
SAID THAT EXACTLY...
burtsirloin: I hear you...
burtsirloin: What caused the blow-up with Digital? Am I right
to assume from what you said that Tera told Digital she was
in love and wouldn't have sex with other guys on camera? Was
that at the root of it?
burtsirloin: I was going to ask you about Luke...patience, patience...
Evanseinfeld: (FINISHING THE PREVIOUS QUESTION)WHEN ABRAHAM
LINCOLN WROTE THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION,. IT CLEARLY SAID
THAT IN AMERICA,.. THAT NO PERSON SHALL OWN AONOTHER PERSONS
NAME,...BUT IN PORN,. THEY THINK THEY ARE EXCLUDED,. sh-t TERA
WAS A PLAYMATE,. AND PET OF THE YEAR,. AND HAD DONE A DOZEN
FILMS AS "TERA PATRICK" LONG BEFORE SHE MET DIGITAL PLAYGROUND,.
YET THEY STILL THINK THEY WON HER NAME ,AND LIKENESS,.. AND
I QUOTE,.. "THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE IN PERPITUITY"
burtsirloin: So they're claiming ownership of her identity...or
at least of her professional name and all that goes along with
it?
Evanseinfeld: TERA ASKED FOR A COPY OF HER OWN CONTRACT,. WHICH
SHE WAS NEVER GIVEN,.... SIMPLE RIGHT??
NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH,... THEY STRAIGHT OUTED
THEMSELVES,. THEY REFUSED TO SEND THE CONTRACT WITHOUT A DOZEN
LAWYERS LETTERS,.. THEY IMMEDIATELY TURNED OFF HER CELL PHONE,.
TRIED TO REPOSESS HER CAR,. AND BREAK INTO HER APT,.. RUTHLESS
PEOPLE,.. IF THE CONTRACT WAS ON THE UP AND UP,... THEY WOULDVE
JUST FAXED IT OVER,. IT TOOK HER ATTORNEY, DAVID BEITCHMAN 4
WEEKS TO GET A COPY,.. ONCE IT ARRIVED WE W
burtsirloin: The apartment break-in sounds pretty serious.
burtsirloin: [alleged apartment break-in, of course]
Evanseinfeld: WERE HORRIFIED,,.. IT SAID THAT THEY OWNED HER
NAME,... AND HER MOVIES,. AND HER WEBSITE,... AND HER NOVELTIES,.
AND THAT TERA WAS ENTITLED TO ABOUT HALF SHE EARNED AS A NURSE,.
AND WHEN WE PULLED HER BANK RECORDS.. SHE HADNT EVEN RECIEVED
HALF OF THE PITTANCE
Evanseinfeld: WE HAVE WITTNESSES
burtsirloin: to the break-in?
Evanseinfeld: THATS THE LEAST OF IT,...
Evanseinfeld: YEP
Evanseinfeld: WE GOTTA START WINDING THIS UP,. I THOUGHT YOU
WANTED TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
burtsirloin: I have plenty of questions, but we got sidetracked.
If you want to do it another time, that's fine.
Evanseinfeld: HIT ME,. I LL TRY TO BE CONCISE
burtsirloin: How did you get the nicknames "Soupcan" and "Sweet
Dick Willie"?
Evanseinfeld: USE YOUR IMAGINATION,... OR WATCH OZ
burtsirloin: You're good friends with Phil from Pantera and
Peter Steele from Type O Negative. Legend has it that all three
of you have giant penises. Do you think guys with big penises
give out a scent that causes them to forge friendships with
other guys who have big penises?
Evanseinfeld: US BIG PENIS GUYS ONLY HABG OUT WITH EACH OTHER,..
LITTLE GUYS JUST CANT HANG,..LOL
Evanseinfeld: "HANG:
burtsirloin: What's with your affinity for the "choke 'n' poke"?
Evanseinfeld: I THINK YOU ARE READING TOO MUCH INTERNET GROUPIE
GOSSIP...
burtsirloin: Your new Biohazard album is called "Kill or Be
Killed." Do you believe that's the basic choice life presents
us?
Evanseinfeld: 1000%,.. HERE IN NYC,.. EVERY DAY FEELS LIKE A
THREAT,. I WONT SLEEP RIGHT UNTIL I KNOW ALL THOSE COCKSUCKERS
ARE DEAD,.. IM SO NAUSEATED BY THESE HOLLYWOOD LIBERAL WEEPY
PC HOMOS,.. LIKE SEAN PENN AND SUSAN SARANDON,.. IF THEY WERE
HERE IN NYC ON SEPT 11TH AND NOT IN PLAM SPRINGS ON THEIR SECURE
COMPOUNDS,. THEY WOULD SING A DIFFERENT TUNE,,.. I WOULD HATE
TO SEE INNOCENT PEOPLE GET KILLED,. BUT GIVEN THE CHOICE,. US
OR THEM,. THERE IS NO CHOICE,.. KILL OR BE KILLED,...WITH NO
REGRETS,..
I DONT WANT MY CHI
Evanseinfeld: CHILDREN TO LIVE IN FEAR
burtsirloin: One message-board post alleged that you "act like
a tough biker skinhead" and because of that are somehow a self-hating
Jew or in some way are betraying your heritage. So the question
is: If you and Tera had a kid, would it be Jewish?
Evanseinfeld: WELL,.. NEITHER TERA OR MYSELF ARE RELIGIOUS,.
BUT WE LIVE ALONG SPIRITUAL GUIDELINES,.... AS FAR AS RELIGION
GOES,. I THINK IT IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL,,.. IT IS BIG BUSINESS
AND FULL OF FANATICS,. JUST LIKE THOSE JEALOUS HATERS WHO WRITE
ON MESSAGE BOARDS,...
I DENOUNCE RELIGION IN GENERAL,. BUT I BELIEVE IN GOD,.. FOR
THERE TO BE THOUSANDS OF RELIGIONS,. NONE CAN BE THE TRUE ONE,..
FAITH,.. THATS REAL
AS FAR AS ME,. IM NOT A SKINHEAD,.. I SHAQ A SKINHEAD CUZ HE
SHAVES HIS DOME?? PEEOPLE ARE SO IGNORANT,
Evanseinfeld: AS FAR AS ME BEING A BIKER,.. YEAH,. ME AND MY
BOYS WILL RIDE TILL WE DIE
burtsirloin: I guess the guy who posted that doesn't know what
a "shtarke" is. It's a Yiddish term for a tough Jewish guy who
will always throw down in defense of himself, his family, and
his religion.
burtsirloin: There were rumors about a year ago that you had
severe health problems. What was that all about?
Evanseinfeld: MY GRANDFATHER USED TO CALL ME THAT,. I THOUGHT
THAT WAS WHAT HE MEANT!!!
burtsirloin: It's a great word...sort of like "peckerwood" for
stand-up white convicts. And speaking of convicts, have you
ever been arrested or spent any time behind bars?
Evanseinfeld: THE RUMORS WERE THIS YEAR.,.. I HAVE NEVER CANCELLED
A TOUR ,. AND I WAS HAVING SEVERS MIGRAINES,... WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO DO DATES WITH KITTY,. AND MY HEADACHES WERE SO BAD,.. AND
I HADNT REALLY BEEN CHECKED OUT BY DRS IN YEARS,.. I GOT A FULL
WORK UP DONE,.. IM FINE NOW
Evanseinfeld: LOVE THAT WORD,. A HOMEBOY OF MINE HAS A PECKERWOOD
TAT ON HIS GUT,. LIKE MY BROOKLYN ROCKER,...
burtsirloin: Tera once said that you two planned to make porn
movies together. Is that still true?
Evanseinfeld: YEAH IVE BEEN ARRESTED,. BUT NOTHING EVER STUCK,...
IVE BEEN LOCKED UP ,. BUT THE KEY IS GOOD LAWYERS,. IM A FATHER
OF AN 8 YEAR OLD,. ALL IM REALLY INTERESTED IN IS HAVING A GOOD
TIME,. AND WORKING,.. IM NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE,. BUT SO MANY
PUNKS LOVE TO BEEFM,,,
Evanseinfeld: WE HAVE NO IMMEDIATE PLANS TO DO PORN TOGETHER
RIGHT NOW,..
BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE MAY HOLD? I REALLY DOUBT IT,..
OUR PRIVATE LIFE IS PRIVATE
burtsirloin: Last question: What's your beef with L-ke F-rd?
Evanseinfeld: I HAVE NOTHING PERSONAL WITH L.F......I JUST HATE
GOSSIP IN GENERAL DEFINE GOSSIP,. IT IS RUMORS,. HERESAY,. SECOND
AND THIRD HAND INFO FROM FOURTH RATE WRITERS AND FIFTH RATE
SOURCES,..,.. ANYONE IN GOSSIP PLAYS BOTH SIDES,. I CALL EM
FENCESITTERS OR PEOPLE PLEASERS,. BUT GUESS WHAT,. WHEN THE
FENCE STARTS TO SHAKE YOU ARE GONNA FALL ON ONE SIDE OR ANOTHER,,..
AND YOU LAND ON THE WRONG SIDE,,.. IT COULD HURT,. I THINK PEOPLE
SHOULD HAVE BALLS AND PICK A SIDE WHENEVER POSSIBLE,.. JUST
DONT BE A PUSSSY,. LIK
Evanseinfeld: LF. AND AVN,. GET ADVERTISING MONEY FROM DIGITAL
PLAYGROUND,. SO "WHOSE SIDE" ARE THEY GONNA TAKE IN THEIR BULLsh-t
GOSSIP,..?
burtsirloin: So you're saying that if someone has advertising
$$$ behind them, they're going to distort to truth so it doesn't
offend the advertisers? I agree with that 100%.
Evanseinfeld: AND WHEN TERA GETS JUSTICE,. AND ALL THE SMOKE
CLEARS,. ALL THESE GOSSIP REPORTERS WILL PROBABLY SAY,.."I ALWAYS
KNEW THEY WERE SHADY...", OR I WAS ALWAYS BEHIND TERA 100% GO
GIRL,. BULLsh-t,..
THIS IS AMERICA,.. ALL MONEY ALL MARKETING,. FO A MILLION BUCKS
YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF A GOLD RECORD,... RADIO,. MTV,.. ITS ALL
PAYOLA,, BIOHAZARD SAYS FTW,.
Evanseinfeld: YO I GOTTA BLAZE BRO
Evanseinfeld: YOU COOL>?
Jason writes: Hey, Just read your interview with evan sienfeld.Great
job man! I think I am perhaps one one very few guys rooting
for Linda and evan on this. The interview really quinched my
thirst for info on her. never saw any of her movies, but was
a huge fan of
her pictorials.
Samuel writes: Evan SEINFELD shut your f-cking hole bro! You
have no idea what you're talking about. Tera f-cking Patrick
is a pathological liar and is fooling your f-cking dumb ass,
you are a stupid f-ck. You can't even see through this bitch's
bullsh-t. I have sat back and watch this girl's career is this
industry and those fine folks at DP spoiled this bitch rotten.
Everything she possesses is from those folks. She came from
the gutter and they gave her what little class she had. She
is not a RN bro. She was never a Ford Model bro. She is not
even educated. SHE IS A FRAUD. She obviously has a great manipulator's
mind you dumb f-ck and she retains everybody's life stories
and replaces their stories and adds them to her life! BRILLIANT
BITCH. The word on the street is that the Ford Agency is considering
a lawsuit against her because of her claims to belonging to
the agency. IN HER DREAMS! DON'T YOU HAVE A SON EVAN? DO YOU
CARE ABOUT YOUR SON? WHY DON'T YOU PULL UP YOUR BOOT STRAPS
AND TAKE CARE OF HIM AND STOP EXPOSING
HIM TO THAT f-ckING DUMB BITCH PORNSTAR AND YOUR LOOSER ASS
POOR EXCUSE FOR A FATHER.
YOUR TOO WORRIED ABOUT DRIVING YOUR NEW HUMMER AND GETTING YOUR
GIRLFRIEND/WIFE (whatever) A f-ckING BOOB JOB! YOU'RE A f-ckING
LOOSER. TERA PATRICK FILING BANKRUPTCY? HUM. RIGHT? WHAT DO
YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE STUPID? YOU SAY YOU ARE SUPPORTING HER
WITH FINANCES BECAUSE SHE IS BROKE? EVERYONE THAT KNOWS YOU
KNOWS YOU DON'T HAVE A POT TO PISS IN! I ALSO HEARD YOU LIKE
TERA TO GIVE IT TO YOU UP THE ASS. OH I'M SORRY, YOU LIKE HER
TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU UP THE ASS!
HEY DP, I have a lead on an awesome girl that would love to
be a part of your company and SHE would appreciate being spoiled.
She will give you people 10 times back what you give her.
WRITE TERA/BITCH OFF. EVAN and TERA ARE LOOSERS. Millions of
dollars owed to Tera for her website? WHAT A JOKE! WHAT IS SHE
HIGH? IS EVAN SEINFELD HIGH? THEY OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS INDUSTRY. EVAN SHUT YOUR f-ckING BIG ASS HOLE. THE
ENTIRE ADULT INDUSTRY WILL UNITE AND GO AGAINST
YOU BRO. SHUT YOUR BIG f-ckING USELESS MOUTH. YOU BITCHES ARE
GOING DOWN.
HEY EVAN? Is this the only way you can get attention? Do you
think that all of your accusations are going to get you mainstream
work? BRO, give it up. If I were you, I would bury myself in
a hole.
From www.mikesouth.com:
I find Evan's illusion that Tera never dated any porn actors
sad, considering I interviewed Tera for XXXXX three or four
years ago, and she started talking about her affair with Randy
Spears, and about how she supposedly fractured her hand or wrist
(I forget which) when he tried to stop her from leaving the
house during an argument. This did dovetail with Randy's infamous
drug-fueled stupidities that he periodically indulges in (I
knew his dealer), and was about the time that he provided stunt-cock
duties for VIRTUAL TERA.
Never believe what a woman tells you about her past, or lack
of it. Um, especially if she's a g-damn porn actress!!!!!
To add to your Tera stories... True... she never was an RN...
she changed bed pans. Her and her father do not own a vineyard...
He works at some wine factory... She is not a diabetic... the
bankruptcy is due to her attorneys, not her financial state,
And she claims to her close friends that she does not get ANY
money from her web site.... All her money has been put in Evans
bank account... she bought her own engagement right and bought
his hummer.
Later bro,
XXX
Hi,Mike,
I,too,unfortunately read that tragic comedy piece that was Setgo's
interview with Mr, Tera Patrick himself,Evan Seinfeld,and it
was the most hilarious thing I've ever read,for all of the lies
and false accusations that this ass clown makes opens up the
reason to why Biohazard(Evan's band)always tanked way below
Metallica(who they could never knock off the top of the charts),and
why he's the most hated man in the industry(to both celebrities
and fans),from his malicious trashing of various folks(Paul
Fishbein,Adella,Paul Cambria,and yourself),to how he compares
the guys that Tera doesn't want to work with on set(but does,because
it's her job to)to rapists(iee,yii,iee!!). I'd surely love to
see big bad ole Evan in the boxing ring with both Wankus and
Jimmy D.,for they'd make sure that Evan would last as long as
it takes for Mike Tyson to crack a smile.
As far as Evan goes for me,I pray that this "Iranian sunhuman"
[Evan] does get tied onto the bigggest missile that gets shot
to bomb Iraq,so that we can rid of this living and breathing
virtual annoyance.
Thanks,
Steven M(illan).
Well it seems my email has been unanamous against Evan, he needs
a good PR person REAL bad.
3/18/2003
Alicia Writes:
Although I've watched only one of her movies(Andrew Blake's
"Aroused", his worst video to date, IMO), I'm going to miss
ol' Tera. <sniff, sniff> In addition to her naturally
stunning looks, I also liked her bullsh-t stories about being
a registered nurse and having a degree in microbiology, not
to mention her alleged ilama ranch in Argentina and her fondness
for spelunking in the Andes. :-) As someone--I think it was
Hitler--said, "If you're going to lie, tell a great lie", and
I, for one, was highly amused by her claims of having been a
Ford fashion model who was on the covers of Vogue and Harper's
Bazaar.
Will she come crawling back to the same company who made her
a star, a la Alexa Rae? I seriously doubt that she and Evan
will last longer than a year(if that), and she's under exclusive
contract to Digital Playground for the next five years, I think,
so she can't do any video or magazine work without either buying
out her contract or having it approved through DP. If Tera does
come back to porn, I'll be very interested in seeing how much
she backpeddles and tries to re-write history(much like the
aforementioned Alexa Rae).
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