World Modeling Wednesday

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6/8/05

A friend told me late this morning that World Modeling was holding a mini casting call this afternoon.

Slipshod journalist that I am, I didn't bother to call World to confirm. I just drive 40-minutes and find just two members of the talent pool in the World office -- Eddie Charisma and Promise.

Jim Sr. tells me to bring him some girls.

He says there's no talent call. Everything had been cast yesterday for the shoot in question. So I spend most of the next hour talking to the Aussie Impaler aka Tony Sexton aka Eddie Charisma, 35.

He came to America in July 2002 and hasn't been home since.

"I was going to be Eddie Cruise. A lot of old people say I'm a charismatic young man. So I became Eddie Charisma."

Duke: "Has there been any more drama?"

I remember he got punched by Cytherea's husband Brian at Porn Star Karaoke about nine months ago.

Eddie: "No. If there is, there will be no more Mr. Nice Guy. I'll make sure I take care of business. My gun's loaded but I haven't pulled any triggers. I made a deal."

Jim Sr. "He can talk three hours about taking a s---."

Eddie: "I put three names down on the books. I won't mention names. I made a deal. I'm sick of being attacked. If I'm attacked again, I can take of business myself. It will be in the name of self-defense. And I'll get off scott-free. We'll see who wants to f--- with the Impaler now.

"The Aussie Impaler. You can't keep a hard man down.

"People who like me, like me. People who don't -- they can kiss my Australian ass."

Duke: "Which work do you prefer? This or carpentry?"

Eddie: "I like both. I have sawdust in my veins. Once a carpenter, always a carpenter. I like building houses. It's an honest living. You make people happy by building them a new house."

Duke: "Do you date [porn] girls?"

Eddie: "No. I don't bother asking girls for their numbers anymore."

Promise whispers to me that Eddie is gay.

Duke: "Have you ever done gay porn?"

Jim Sr: "Only a little suck."

Eddie: "Do I look like the kind of guy who would do gay porn? That'd be the other guys. Everyone knows who they are."

Eddie says he hasn't experienced anything with Promise yet, but he's "hoping. I'm hoping for my first miracle."

I ask Promise: "Are you hoping too?"

Promise: "No."

Eddie: "Liar!"

Duke: "You guys would make a cute couple."

Eddie: "She's my Aboriginal girl."

Promise says she doesn't know what an Aboriginee is. And this girl is about to graduate college with a degree in English.

Duke: "When you look at this man right now, what do you feel?"

Promise smiles: "Irate."

Eddie: "She's bulls----ing."

Promise smiles: "I think he's crazy. I don't know why he calls me. I wish he would leave me alone."

Duke: "Admit that you have a tingle when you see Eddie Charisma."

Promise smiles: "A migraine tingle."

Eddie: "Admit our first date."

Eddie says he rescued Promise and she stayed with him for two nights and he never made a move on her. That he was a complete gentleman.

Promise smiles, perhaps a tad embarrassed: "I don't know what he's talking about."

Eddie: "Oh yeah. I experienced my first miracle."

I ask Eddie why he always wears a cross earring.

Jim Sr: "He ran a gang of cut-throats in Australia. They would chase down and kill Aboriginees. We're holding him here for the federal government."

Eddie: "When I was seven, I lived on a farm in a small town. I walked across the road. I got hit by a car. My head was split in half. My arms and legs were broken. I was in a coma for several weeks. I had seventy stitches. Out of a thousand kids, I was the only one to survive that type of crash. When I was in a coma, I remember seeing a man in a white long beard and a white long robe, he said to me in the gentlest voice, 'Son, you are going to wake up and you're going to live again.' Until this day, I believe it was the Big Man Upstairs.

"I don't need no bodyguards anywhere I go. He's my bodyguard. I have no fear of these scum-sucking pigs who always lie and deceive and spread bulls--- about me. The only fear I have is pissing of the Big Man Upstairs."

Duke: "You don't think it pisses Him off that you do porno?"

Eddie: "I hope He understands that I've got to survive somehow.

"I walk tall and proud. I walked in trains in Melbourne in the days of the gangs in my Croatian Warriors [regalia]. It was a gang I was in.

"I did my time in the Balkans in 1991-92 to free Croatia [from the Serbs], my mother's land."

Alec Metro phones. Eddie puts him on hold. I pick up the phone and identify myself.

Alec: "You want to buy some social security numbers? Some last names?"

Duke: "No thanks."

Jim asks me: "Who's that?"

Duke: "Alec Metro."

Jim: "Tell him I passed away."

Jim picks up the line.

Eddie takes me into a private room and tears into three of his critics. He later asks me not to name them.

Eddie: "They were jealous of my presence here from the beginning. The fact that I could perform. The fact that I don't need no drugs to get hard. I'm hard at all times. That I can pop three times in the same afternoon if required."

Eddie says he's never had an STD and he never tried to work during last year's HIV-quarantine.

I ask Jim South who his major talent are these days. He says Autumn Bliss, Julia Bond and a new blonde Krissy.

Eddie: "Didn't ....steal something from the set?"

Jim: "That's not true. He's got a recorder there."

Eddie Charisma: "And .......... from ........ She's tearing it up."

Jim Sr to Eddie. "Do me a favor. He's recording this. There's a new law about people from Europe working. He's going to have that on his website..."

T.T. Boy calls Jim back.

Jim: "I've got a girl here, Promise. She's hot, horny and ready to be serviced. She says she'll give you a deal if you shoot her three times."

Promise: "It was a joke."

She tells me she'll do TT three times for free.

Jim Sr. says he spent two hours on the phone last night to 18-year old Jordan Taylor, who now goes by the name of Laycee James.

She went to LADirectModels.com for a week and then came back to her Uncle Jim.

Jim says Derek at Direct has better pictures of Jordan than he does.

Eddie answers the phone at World.

A make-up artist calls asking for referrals to directors and producers.

Jim tells Eddie to take her name and number, but that they don't do such referrals.

Eddie takes about ten minutes taking her name and number. He talks on and on.

Then he slams the phone down and says it has bad breath. The phone stinks. He goes into the back room and returns with 409 cleaner and a paper towel. Just as he's about to spray the phone, Jim tells him to stop. Spray the paper towel and then wipe the phone.

Tony goes to kiss Promise. She leans away. "Come on Tony. Don't."

He picks her up despite her protests and lifts her in the air for my photographs.

Afterwards, I ask her how did that make her feel. "Dirty," she says. "Used and abused."

Jim says Playboy is shooting Seven Lives Exposed and Promise has a good chance to be one of the six main characters along with Rayveness. That would be six-weeks of Monday-through-Friday 9-5 work.

Jim Sr. sings a "doo dah" song.

"You're just a typical Southern guy," says Jr's girlfriend Holly Wellin.

Sr. tells Promise: "Tell T.T. Boy that each of you owe me a fee for each time you do it off-camera."

Promise: "I wish he would marry me."

I imagine Promise thinks: "I wish he would marry me and take me away. I'd make him the happiest man in the world."

Promise: "Those are all lies."

Eddie Charisma: "She told me she wanted to move to Australia with me and make little koala bears."

Duke: "A woman has the right to change her mind."

08/16/05

I call Eddie Wednesday afternoon.

Luke: "Anything exciting going on with you?"

Eddie: "Yes, but I like to remain very secretive now. But I'm doing well. Write down that I'm kicking ass. I'm offered so many scenes that I can pick and choose what I want to do. There's a guy who wants to invest in me so that I can start my own line. Then I could pick and choose the American girls I want to complicate, confiscate and penetrate."

Luke: "Are you mainly working in the industry or construction?"

Eddie: "Both. Some days I get up at 4am and come home at 6pm but that's fine with me. I'm hard-working man. I like to keep fit. Some days I take the day off and do scenes and slip my Aussie meat bat into an American pie."