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Interview 2/22/05
4. Do women throw themselves at you cause of the players ball?
Yes. Perception is a funny thing. There are women
who look at this event and the players that attend, both industry
and mainstream celebs. They get too caught in that stuff. I used
to get a kick out of it and before meeting Jennifer, I had my
fun. Most of the night I'm running around trying run this event,
so I don't notice the ones checking me out or hitting on me. Believe
me, I used to love that stuff when I was a single guy. But a true
player has the confidence inside himself and doesn't need the
ego strokes of hotties hitting on them. The only ego stroke I
need is from my beautiful wife who attends every Players Ball
with me.
28. How come the players ball isn't listed on internet
expo's website anymore?
You
wouldn't know that by looking at their pictures on their party
page. You'd think by looking at that page that you're going
to see a Players Ball at their convention. They still use the
Players Ball photo to sell their convention, which is like false
advertising. I pulled out after they fired my wife to show my
support for her. Most people in my situation wouldn't have the
balls to do that, but when something isn't right, I stand up for
what I believe in. What they did isn't right. One door shuts as
another opens. I fully support Webmaster Access shows and Cybernet
Expo's. Conventions are important to the growth of the webmaster.
I really don't like what AVN did to my wife. I look
down on people who don't respect those that make them what they
are. AVN was like family to us and it's hard to believe they terminated
Jen's agreement. We'll let the attorneys handle that though. But
I'm deeply hurt and upset with them. I'm also upset with Farley
from AVN, a friend I got the job over there. Now he's sitting
in her position, which isn't right. How can AVN make Farley a
Publisher while denying Jennifer that position for years? What
does Farley do that Jennifer didn't do? Did Farley have any magazine
experience before becoming Pubisher? Why deny a women like my
wife of that title for 8 years, while she did most of what a Publisher
does. They wouldn't even give her Associate Publisher. So I look
down on AVN and Farley for conspiring against my wife, kicking
her to the curb and seeing Farley sit in her seat.
Darren Blatt Marries AVN's Sales Manager Jennifer
Rosenblatt
2003-06-22 21:13:41
And I wasn't even at the wedding.
The doves were a lovely touch.
The rabbi, Jerry Fisher, did Erik Himmelsbach's Bar Mitzvah.
Fisher is a liberal Reform rabbi. He works with a lot of odd
congregations. He did a baby naming for a boy who wasn't circumsized.
He officiates funerals where the deceased is cremated, in violation
of Jewish Law.
It's always convenient to have a rabbi who will do anything,
unlike those hard-ass traditional types.
Darren Blatt aka D$ writes 6/18 on GFY: We met at a trade show
in New Orleans 3 years ago, CyberNet Expo. At the National Net
suite. I had my D$ Show camera, I filmed her giving me a kiss,
that's how we met.
Straight for the kiss! I'm a true closer.
I'll be doing my live show tomorrow, then I'm off to the hotel
to start the festivities.
After we get married, we're changing their company name to DAVN.
Anyway, thanks for all of the best wishes everyone. My lady
is starting to calm down and enjoy this process, after lot's
of stress.
Tune into my live show tomorrow, my last one as a single guy.
I have 20 Penthouse Pets coming over to massage me while I interview
my peeps over the phone. Thanks Pornkings!
Kevin Blatt writes: Been wrapped up with the wedding.
It was the most sensational, most romantic and deep service
that I have ever attended.
The groomsmen contained Farley from AVN, Adam from Porn Pays
(Nikki Nova's ex), Evan from XPAYS, and me.
It was held at La Venta Inn in Rancho Palos Verdes overlooking
the coast at sunset it was gorgeous, also Rabbi Jerry Fisher
officiated.
My grandfather's Tallas hung from the chupa, and was a great
decoration being that it was his when he was bar mitzvahed 90
years ago. That the tallas had worn from it's normal blue stripes
to the wedding color of light purple was wild.
Also the speeches were the highlight from Jen's father, to D's
father ( mine too) myself and my cousin Lori's was a hilarious
rap about D and I in Players Ball fashion talking about D money
getting married
It was cute, my speech made Jen get choked up and, I admit it
me too. You'd be proud as a Jew to have been there, if you weren't
such a schmuck.
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DUC phones Kevin Blatt Tuesday morning:
Kevin: "Gary Kremen looked good. He was all happy. It was all
very emotional and romantic."
Luke: "What was he wearing?"
Kevin: "He was wearing a nice suit."
Luke: "How many people were there?"
Kevin: "About 150. You can scoop AVN on this. Tom Hymes (editor
of AVN Online magazine) was there."
Luke: "I had something up Sunday night."
Luke: "Is that Gary in the background?"
Kevin: "No, that's my Mom, who's in town from Cleveland."
Mom: "Pain in the ass, dear."
Luke: "She sounds like Gary."
Mom: "I could tell you a lot."
Luke: "Let me talk to her."
Kevin: "No, I am not going to put her on the phone."
Luke: "Why not?"
Kevin: "Because that would be sheer comedy that I do not need
for the rest of my life."
Luke: "You can trust me."
Kevin: "No way. She might not know who you are but I know who
you are. The William Randolph Hearst of whores.
"I'm taking my Mom for a nice breakfast and then I'm taking
her gambling. We're going to one of the Indian reservation casinos."
Luke: "Does your Mom know what you do for a living?"
Mom: "You're a stockbroker, aren't you?"
Luke: "Put her on the phone for one minute."
Kevin: "I'll give you one minute with her."
Mom: "Yes."
Luke: "How did you like the wedding?"
Mom: "It was outstanding. And since we're such a sentimental
emotional family, it was total tears. We carried buckets down
the aisle."
Luke: "Do you think Kevin will ever get married?"
Mom: "If he lowers his standards, maybe."
Kevin: "And if I stop dating whores."
Luke: "What do you think about him working in the pornography
industry?"
Mom: "I think it's his life and whatever he wants to do that
makes him happy. I would have a problem if he were selling drugs,
but he is not selling drugs."
Kevin: "Not as far as you know."
Luke: "What did you think of all the porn people at the wedding?"
Mom: "I wouldn't know one if I saw one. What does a porn person
look like?"
Luke: "They wear gold chains and they're sleazy."
Mom: "I didn't see anybody who looked sleazy or goofy. They
were all mentches."
Luke: "Was there something in Kevin and Darren's upbringing that
predisposed them to working in the pornography industry?"
Mom: "No. It's the last thing I'd think they'd do."
Luke: "What does Kevin need to do to settle down and get married?"
Kevin: "Shock treatments."
Mom: "If I knew, I'd make him the wedding."
Luke: "Why does he have so many women?"
Mom: "Kevin says enough, nice talking to you."
Kevin takes the phone: "You got your exclusive. You're very
funny."
Luke: "Thank you. There aren't many people who would allow me
with their mother."
Kevin: "That should be a testimonial to how stupid I really
am."
Luke: "Do you love your mother?"
Kevin: "Of course."
Luke: "How often do you call her?"
Kevin: "It depends on if you ask her or you ask me."
Mom: "I talk to him every day. I say, 'Kevin, pick up the phone.'"
Kevin: "I've got to go. We're pulling in for breakfast."
Luke: "Does she know any Mafia people?"
Mom: "No."
Luke: "Do you think black people are as smart as white people?"
Mom: "No."
Kevin: "But she's not prejudiced."
Mom: "I hate 'em all equally."
Luke: "Isn't your Dad in the industry?"
Kevin: "He went to the Digital Underground party with us."
Luke: "Is he still married to your mother?"
Kevin: "I've gotta go."
Luke: "How old were you when they divorced?"
Kevin: "I was 18."
Rox writes on setgo.com: The wedding was awesome, the bride
was beautiful and the food was yummy (there was SO much food
that by the time they brought the main course, I could barely
finish 1/3 of the lovely steak!).
It was the first Jewish wedding I've attended, and I remarked
to my husband that it was FAR less somber and hardcore than
any Christian or Catholic wedding I've seen. The rabbi even
remarked at one point during the ceremony that "it's all about
making Jennifer less nervous!" I was honored to be there and
share in Darren & Jen's special day; they're so perfect together!
I was teary-eyed a few times, seeing & hearing how much Darren
& Jen's families love them, and how close their families really
are. And now those two families are blended into one big one
-- that's the beauty of marriage!
Now, I just hope it won't be TOO long til I can dance the Hora
at KB's nuptials!
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