Crystal Clear Stars In World's Oldest Gangbang I call Rob Spallone in New York Thursday afternoon, April 20, 2006. A woman answers his phone. Luke: "Hi, who are you?" Crystal, 19: "My name is Crystal Clear and I'm here to ---- 50 old men." Luke: "Why are you doing this?" Crystal: "Why? Because I like old men. "You know who I am? Who are you?" Luke: "I write lukeisback.com." Crystal: "Where did I meet him, Rob?" Rob: "At Lesbian Swirlfest." Crystal: "Where was he sitting? What did he look like? What do you look like?" Luke: "Like Brad Pitt." She laughs. Luke: "You ask Rob." Crystal: "Rob, does he look like Brad Pitt?" Rob: "Yes. Exactly." Luke: "Why are you doing this?" Crystal: "So I can become something in this business and make something out of my life and I like old men. Rob Spallone's going to make me a star." Luke: "How long have you been in the industry?" Crystal: "Off and on since September, but I've done 40 movies." Luke: "Why did you get into it?" Crystal: "Because it was something new and I was as broke as a stroke." Luke: "What were you doing before you did this?" Crystal: "Telemarketing." Luke: "When you were a little girl, what did you want to be when you grew up?" Crystal: "An artist. Do photoshop, illustrate posters, movies, CD covers, paint, interior decorating." Luke: "What happened to that dream?" Crystal: "I still do it in my personal life." Luke: "You make posters?" Crystal: "I paint. I do graphic design." Luke: "For who?" Crystal: "For myself. I play around with photoshop." Luke: "Are you in college?" Crystal: "No, I dropped out of highschool to do porn." Luke: "How old were you when you dropped out of highschool?" Crystal: "I was 19. "Do you remember who I am? You were at the scene I did for Lesbian Swirlfest." Luke: "Are you black?" Crystal: "No, I'm white. I had the black hair. I was wearing the yellow lingerie. It was that day with D. Wise." Luke: "I'm trying to remember. I've been through a lot." Crystal: "I have porcelain skin." Luke: "How has the porn industry affected your life?" Crystal: "Good. I like the money. It's affected my life in a positive way. I'm financially stable." She laughs. Luke: "Are your parents going to be OK with this gangbang?" Crystal: "My parents know what I do and they're OK with it because I give them money to put food on the table." Luke: "That's nice of you." Crystal: "Yeah. I'm a sweet girl." Luke: "There you are." Crystal: "You just popped me on your computer screen? You're on Lighthouse? I'm a pretty girl, aren't I, when I'm all done up? You know who I am now? I look familiar?" Luke: "It's all coming back now." Crystal: "I'm going to be the next Jenna Jameson." Luke: "I feel like we shared a special connection." Crystal: "Yeah. The funny thing is I forgot what your face looked like. Oh baby." Luke: "What do you love and hate about the porn industry?" Crystal: "I like the money and the money. I like it when the make-up artist does my make-up. I feel so glamorous. I like going to the nice houses. I like making my movies and doing something with my life and getting up early in the morning. What I don't like is that there have been scandalous people in this business and nobody wants to buy this movie. "Can you call back? Rob just hurt himself really bad. He's bleeding." Luke: "Tell me more. How did he do it?" Crystal: "He just stepped on a big spike and it went all the way through his foot and he's bleeding bad." I hear Rob yelling in the background. Crystal: "Call back, k?" I call Rob at 5:20 p.m. PST. Rob: "I stepped on a metal spike. It went right through my foot. I've got to get a tetanus shot. There was an old rusty thing in the back yard of my brother's house. "We're going on Howard Stern at 7:30 a.m. EST. "Crystal is as sharp as pencil." The Rock writes Friday on XPT: "I don't know how many people listen to Howard Stern, but this 19yo girl Crystal Clear was on today, promoting her upcoming "project" Worlds Oldest Gangbang The segment was funny and sad at the same time, it revealed her as a messed up girl who has had a tough life. But, at the same time, I want to find her previous movies and can't find anything. She claimed to have done watersports films as well, and some regular porn. Anyone help me out?" Crystal Clear On Howard Stern From Marksfriggin.com for April 20:
I call Rob Spallone Friday morning. He puts me on the phone with Crystal. Luke: "The Howard Stern show seemed pretty brutal." Crystal: "Brutal? What does that mean?" Rob: "They were mean to you." Crystal: "But I had fun. Howard was nice. I didn't like Artie. They gave me a gift certificate for free ribs and porkchop. "[Howard's show] was a new experience." Rob: "Don't try to talk like a grown-up." Crystal: "I don't remember the show. I watched myself on the show four or five times because I have On-Demand." Luke: "What do you think?" Crystal: "I think I'm pretty." Rob: "You walked off the show and I sent you back in." Luke: "Why did you walk off the show?" Crystal: "Because Artie was being rude to me. He was making racial comments. My [black] boyfriend (Jaguar aka Soul Train aka Long Ranger) called in and told Artie to eat a bowl of black dicks." Luke: "How did going on Howard Stern Show affect your life?" Crystal: "It was good 'cause it was promotion." Rob: "Attagirl." Crystal: "And I'm going to be doing a movie and I'm very excited about it." Luke: "Has Rob tried to have sex with you?" She laughs. "No. I don't look at Rob like that." Rob: "She looks at me like a father figure." Luke: "Why were you locked up for seven years?" Crystal: "Because I was a behavioral child. But I'm a changed person today." Luke: "What changed you?" She laughs. "God. Rob Spallone. And myself. Just wanting to change and make something out of myself." Luke: "What do you love and what do you hate about your life right now?" Crystal: "I love that I'm moving my way up there thanks to Rob. I'm happy. I'm successful, trying to be. I go to work when I'm supposed to go to work. I'm not a flake. "What I don't like about my life is that it can be stressful, but I can manage." Luke: "How do you deal with the stress?" Rob: "A lot of crystal meth." Crystal: "I don't do drugs. I just watch TV or eat food. This is the life I chose. I enjoy what I do." Luke: "You've got a great personality." Crystal: "Thank you." Rob: "What else Luke?" Luke: "Why do you like black men?" Crystal: "I've always gone out with black men. He's a very sweet, kind and loving man. He takes care of me. He ----- me good. He's my best friend. "Porn was the first place I ----ed a white man. The first time I ----ed a white man, I threw up. I was kinda disgusted. "I have a lot of white people friends." Luke: "How do you stay in such great shape?" Crystal: "I don't do anything." Luke: "What are you ambitions?" Crystal repeats something (in a giggle) that Rob said to her: "I eat a lot of bananas with my boyfriend." Luke: "Do you guys swing around in trees?" Crystal laughing: "Yes." Luke: "Do you like jungle music?" Crystal: "What's jungle music?" Luke: "Rap." She laughs. "My favorite singer is Gwen Stefani." Luke: "What do you do in your spare time?" Crystal: "I suck my thumb. I feed my fish." Luke: "Which book most influenced your life?" Crystal: "A Child Called 'It.' "It made me thankful for what I have and the family I have. That I'm not abused like him. I'm lucky to be alive and to have a wonderful childhood and a nice life. "I really don't read books, but I read this one really good book about a year ago -- Abuse of Power about Watergate. It's good. "I read religious books. I read the Bible." Luke: "Do you ever talk to God and does He ever talk back to you?" Crystal: "I pray." Rob: "Does he answer you?" Crystal: "Maybe things happening in my life, maybe he's responding." Rob: "Hey Luke, we're walking into Metro." Luke: "Do you the World's Oldest Gangbang is God's gift to your life?" Crystal: "Yes. And Rob." |