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Does your agent suck big fat balls? Very possibly

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I started writing this article as a rant about some agents who are just beyond horrible. So bad in fact, that they actually cost their clients jobs because who the hell wants to bother working with such flaky and irresponsible agents? It’s funny how many people talk trash about porn stars being so flaky when in my experience it’s been the agents who are a nightmare and in most cases downright rude.

But then I decided to stop writing about dumb asses, and instead go another route all together. I thought about my recent experience with OC Modeling and thought now might be a good time to actually talk about an agent who does their job and is damn good at it.

If I book a girl through an agent it should be their job to make sure that girl is going to show the fuck up. If she is going to cancel (for whatever reason) then they should notify me (the client) well in advance.

In addition, I like that they contact me after the shoot and find out how well their girl did. They want details on her performance and attitude.

I’ve booked five jobs with one agency in the last three months. Of the 5 jobs, not a one of them ever went through and not a single time did the agent ever contact me to let me know the girl was cancelling.

Lyla Storm said it best … “I do not schedule things, my agent does and tells me where to go. That is what I pay them for.” And you know what? She’s right. Agents should handle the entire booking process for the girls. Isn’t that what their job is? Isn’t that why girls give them so much of their hard earned money in the first place?

If your agent can’t answer an email, or doesn’t return phone calls in a timely manner, just how many jobs are they costing you? Your agent should GET you jobs. When I call OC Modeling to book a girl, even on short notice, or to replace another girl at the last minute, they all but fall over themselves to make me feel important and like a valued client. That’s how your agent should be treating producers and directors.

If they aren’t then how many producers and directors will just give up dealing with your lazy, rude ass agent and go to somewhere else instead? I’ve been booking quite a few girls lately and you know what … if I haven’t booked you in the last 90 days, there is a good chance it’s because your agent is an ass or doesn’t get the content of responding to emails or returning calls in a timely manner.

I will tell you one thing though … I’m really impressed with OC Modeling and have no doubt will continue to use them many times in the future. Might want to keep that in mind girls when you are thinking of switching agents.





The most insane content licensing deal I’ve ever seen

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For a limited time, Adult Film Star Content is offering an insane deal. You’ll get 25,000 Scenes HD and SD for $12,500.

Yes I said that right …. 25,000 Scenes for $12,500. That’s $.50 a scene and we are talking real scenes here with the hottest stars including Alexis Texas, Jenna Haze, Tory Lane, Eva Angelina, Alektra Blue and more!  It’s not the crap people are trying to push off as content … this is the real deal with real stars.


This Adult Film Star Content package is made up of the following:

  • 20,000 SD Scenes
  • 5,000 HD Scenes
  • Over 30,000 Photo galleries
  • Meta Data and Tags for all content

Delivery on hard drives. They have 10 packages already made and on drives for fast delivery by FedEx or DHL for international shipments.

  • Offer expires on Friday, July 4th or while supplies last
  • Internet and tube rights only, maximum of 5 URLs



Lyla Storm in special live show

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Porn Star Lyla Storm will be doing a free one hour show for members of the Maxihard network.

  • Date: Monday – June 30th
  • Time: 12 noon PST (3 pm EST)
  • Location:

Lyla Storm Live

Lyla Storm is a hot Latina who began her career in porn in 2009.  You can follow Lyla Storm on twitter @LylaStormXXX or you can click here to watch the live show. Parody

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I’m sure by now you’ve seen those annoyingly stupid commercials from “real” couples who met on The onion did a parody of them and it’s funny as hell.

The Automatic Sperm Extractor

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A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?

Automatic Sperm Extractor

The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.

According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We’re not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.






Source: IFL Science

Donald Sterling Porno Parody

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Porn Valley could not let Donald Sterling’s fall from grace go unremarked, so it offers its own fictionalized, sexualized version of recent events in Smash Pictures’ “Owner Gets Clipped,” starring mainstay porn actor Kyle Stone as “Dick Spermling” and available exclusively on

Owners Get Clipped

Stone, 50, is a 22-year veteran of adult films. He has even played Donald Trump in two different “Apprentice” porn parodies. When the Sterling scandal broke, Stone says, friends told him to expect a call to play the embattled Clippers owner’s porn alter-ego.”They can’t have some 22-year-old playing an 80-year-old man,” he says.

That call came in May from writer/ director Jim Powers, who has directed hundreds of adult videos. “Owner Gets Clipped” was shot over Memorial Day weekend (“Well, not all three days,” Stone says. “The Saturday and the Monday”).

Like the Sarah Palin porn parodies that were turned around in a matter of weeks prior to the 2008 election, the full-length “Owner Gets Clipped” will be available July 1.

For parody purposes, all of the names are changed (Yasmine De Leon plays Z, for example — not to be confused with V. Stiviano) but savvy viewers can probably pick out whom “Magic J” is meant to be.

Hot-button issues of race, sexually-transmitted diseases, and May-December romances abound in the condom-only film. The cover finds Spermling declaring “I am not a racist” and his wife, “Sissy” (played by porn icon Nina Hartley) taking her pick from her husband’s locker room.

Just as the MILF trend re-ignited the careers of many porn starlets who had aged out of the business, parodies have prolonged the relevance of performers whose acting chops have been underutilized in today’s short attention span porn. Stone won this year’s “Best Non-Sex Performer” AVN Award for his role in Wicked Pictures’ “Four Rooms” adaptation, “Hotel/Motel.”

“Which was good,” Stone says, “because I had only done one sex scene in all of 2013. When ‘Owner Gets Clipped’ came up, (producers) were unsure how a sex scene would go.”

Stone has two sex scenes in the movie: one with De Leon and the other with Harley Deen, both of whom he describes as “really sweet.”

“Believe it or no,” Stone says, “(I’m 50) and I still know how to (copulate).”


The G-String Condom … Oh yes it does exsist

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Have you ever been deep in the passionate throes of protected love-making and thought, ‘Yeah, this is okay, but I really wish there was a string of latex plying apart my butt cheeks’? Or, ‘Gosh, how I yearn for a warm rubber sack in which to keep my testicles nice and snug’?

condom thong

All your troubling latex dreams are coming true, with the recent invention of the condom g-string. In this wholly unnecessary union, two unappealing entities have been combined to make the one repulsive thing — and, somewhat inconveniently, it’s an enormous boner-kill.

Invented by a group of Chinese students at the South Medical University in Guangzhou, this horrifying genital mask (or ‘Guardian of Love’) won a Competition of Cultural Innovation run by the Communist Youth League, which offered a cash prize to whoever designed “the next generation of condoms”. And yes: there are many elements of that sentence that boggle the mind and may pre-emptively send your penis into hiding.

But not everyone seemed so horrified by the idea. The project has been green-lit for a $300,000 investment from Guangdong Yuezheng Investment Management Limited, in Dongguan. And it comes with this helpful illustration:

As you can see in this incredibly technical concept drawing, the Guardian of Love has a few major differences from both your average condom and g-string. Its creators note that it features “a slip-resistant compact capsule and uses the principle of vacuum absorption to help store semen”. Fitted with a latex sack for your testicles and harnessed elastic base, this is clearly the condom for the outdoorsman. The guy who seeks active intercourse! Intercourse from all angles! Intercourse that may or may not somehow involve his balls!

At this point, it’s worth noting that five of the condom’s six creators were actually women. Even its trial product (in the feature image above) seems to have been fitted on a female mannequin, so real-world male involvement with the product may be iffy at best.

But I guess we’ll find out soon enough: The Nanfang and China Times are both reporting that a batch of 10,000 thong-doms is currently on its way to Australia. (Meanwhile, researchers at the University of Wollongong announced this month that they were working on a self-lubricating, skin-like condom that will actually enhance sexual pleasure. You should wait for that one instead, probably.)

Source: Junkee

Photos from Ideal Image Models Anniversary Party

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These are photos from the Ideal Image Models Anniversary Party at the Playhouse in Hollywood California on June 13, 2014, thanks Glenn Francis of

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Belle Knox Celebrates 19th Birthday

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Duke University Student Turned Porn Star Featured in Hustler 40th Anniversary Issue


Duke college student/porn Belle Knox will be celebrating her 19th birthday at Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club in New York City on Tuesday, June 17. The teen porn sensation will be arriving at 9pm, will be performing two shows and will be available for autographs, photographs and lapdances, and a portion of those earnings will be donated to non-profit, sex worker advocacy group, Maggie’s in Toronto.


“It has been a crazy year but now it’s time to ring in my 19th birthday! I am excited to spend time with my fans, eat some cake, and dance the night away!” says Knox.

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Gemma Massey is getting a boob reduction

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Former Bluebird Films contract star Gemma Massey has decided to say goodbye to her porn star ways and this year has begun the journey back to life as a normal girl. Of course that’s much easier said than done with you have the massive sized bazooms that she does. Or should I say … DID. This July, Gemma is going in for breast reduction surgery.

Gemma Massey March 2014


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