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Cosmo Magazine Covers Porn Sex Positions Not to Try at Home

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10 Porn Positions That Don’t Work in Real Life

These are better kept on the small screen.

You know those scenes in action movies where the main character throws a match into a puddle of gasoline and causes an amazingly huge explosion? And you’re like, “Yeah, OK, that’s cool, but I saw that episode of Myth Busters and I know that wouldn’t work in real life.” Pretty much every porn scene is an intercourse equivalent of throwing a match in a puddle of gasoline. Also, even though this features beautiful watercolor renditions of the most eye-rolling porn positions, this is still super NSFW unless you work in porn.

#1 The Stand and Carry

The Stand and Carry

In real life, at best, THIS ends with everyone’s forearms feeling like they’re about to fall off, and at worst, with the dude’s back breaking like a twig. This pretty much goes for standing 69s also. Get that shit out of here, homie. Sex shouldn’t be work, it should be sex. Instead of doing this, just lie down and pass out on top of each other like Sting does with tantric sex or whatever. That sounds lazy as hell and way more appealing.

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Gemma Massey’s New Boobs

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Last week former Bluebird Films contract star Gemma Massey, as part of her new life after porn, got her breasts redone, this time making them much smaller and “far more manageable”.

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That’s it they are out….. And my new ones are so much better and a normal size . I feel brilliant considering I have been operated on this morning. Now time to head home

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Blondes or Brunettes? Which pornstars are most famous?

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Who’s more famous blonde porn stars or brunettes? I took to Fame Registry to find out! I gathered a list of the top 20 most famous porn stars and broke it down by blondes vs brunettes.

Turns out the answer is blondes really do have more fun! There are far far more famous (top 10) blonde porn stars than there are brunettes. Well … and one red head. The final tally is 6 brunette, 1 red head and 13 blondes make up the top 20.

 

  1. Lisa Ann (brunette)
  2. Alexis Texas (blonde)
  3. Tori Black (brunette)
  4. Sara Jay (blonde)
  5. Nikki Benz (blonde)
  6. Jesse Jane (blonde)
  7. Kayden Kross (blonde)
  8. Lexi Belle (blonde)
  9. Tanya Tate (blonde)
  10. Samantha Saint (blonde)
  11. Phoenix Marie (blonde)
  12. Stoya (brunette)
  13. Vicky Vette (blonde)
  14. Gianna Michaels (brunette)
  15. Kelly Divine (red head)
  16. Bonnie Rotten (brunette)
  17. Tasha Reign (blonde)
  18. Kagney Linn Karter (blonde)
  19. Dani Daniels (brunette)
  20. Puma Swede (blonde)

 




Nikki Delano Goes for a Three-Peat

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Spicy Latina Nikki Delano is known for her amazing physique, especially her bodacious backside. This week, Nightmoves Awards has nominated her for Best Ass for the third year in a row. Last year, she took home the title, and the year before she won Best Latina Performer of the Year. The 22nd Annual Awards Show will be on Sunday, October 12 in Tampa Florida. Fans and industry can cast their vote for Nikki at http://www.nightmovesonline.com/voting/.

Nikki Delano

“It’s great to be nominated again, and I hope that I win,” says Nikki Delano. “If I do win, that will be three wins in a row. I love the Nightmoves events and award show, but going up on stage and accepting that award would be the most fun I have that weekend.”

Nikki Delano

Look for Nikki in Adam & Eve’s “9 ½ Weeks An Erotic XXX Parody” in a sexy, adventurous scene with James Deen. The movie is directed by David Lord and releases at the end of this month.

 




Who needs reality when fantasy is so easy to come by

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You know what they say … reality is a state of mind.




Sara Jay and Siri Deliver!

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Adult Stars Sara Jay & Siri To Deliver on Oral Sex Pledge After Germany’s World Cup Win!

With Germany winning the World Cup on Sunday against Argentina 1 – 0 on Sunday, the twitters of adult star Sara Jay & Siri literally exploded with activity.

Team BJ

At the start of the World Cup, Sara Jay (@sarajayxxx) & Siri (@SIRIpornstar) promised BJs to all of their Twitter followers if USA, Brazil or Germany won the World Cup (known on twitter as #TeamBJ).  A video of Sara Jay’s and Siri’s promise can be seen here at YouTube http://youtu.be/lvOPzU9ZNx4 or here at  http://www.TeamBJ.com.

Both Sara Jay and Siri are proud to announce they will deliver on the promise of BJs with an event to take place in sin city Las Vegas on Thursday, September 4.  Followers of both Sara Jay and Siri are invited to come and collect their BJ from the girls in celebration of Germany’s epic win (or just to celebrate getting oral sex from a famous adult star). Exact details and location will be posted at TeamBJ.com in the coming days.  Members of Sara & Siri’s official sites will be given priority in line.

Sara Jay is quoted as saying: “Twitter was off the hook during the World Cup.  Fans were tweeting me their actual addresses after the game. If you are my follower on twitter, get to the event.  If it takes us a day or a week, I still have my knee pads from my last #TeamBJ and am ready to deliver.  I invite the German players to come party with us in Vegas….  they deserve a BJ as much as anyone.”

Siri adds: “I am looking forward to the event. It’s my first #TeamBJ so I hope a lot of my fans take advantage of what could be a once in a lifetime opportunity. What if Germany had lost on Sunday?  I am thrilled Germany beat Argentina and my loyal Sirians are in for a treat.”

Sara Jay notes: ”We were inundated by fans with suggestions where to hold #TeamBJ. We obviously couldn’t fly to every single city and home. Las Vegas is one of the most convenient cities to reach in the USA. We also considered Berlin as an option but logistically getting there and organizing a mass event is difficult. The next time I go to Europe I will try to figure out a way to do something special for the fans.  This is likely the last time we will likely ever do a #TeamBJ event in the USA. If it ever happens again we will try to go global.”

Fan comments at TeamBJ.com have been funny ranging from ”I’m excited to get a BJ from both of you. I’ve never had a girl suck my d*ck, so I can’t wait” to “video (the) girls in German uniforms!” to “I have been waiting for this day my whole life my two biggest obsessions giving me a BJ!” to “I know you’re not coming to a city near me for me to collect but I can’t help but support #TeamBJ. The fact that you actually follow through on this stuff is great..” to “This an attempt to collect a debt. We will be expecting payment. We will negotiate ball sucking for settlement.”

Vicky Vette, Siri and Sara Jay’s webmaster, adds, ”#TeamBJ has been captivating fans since it started in 2010. On Sunday both Siri and Sara had record website memberships at SaraJay.com & SIRIpornstar.com.  Fans love seeing what is going to happen even if they can’t make the actual event in person. This time around we are doubling our bandwidth.  Hopefully nothing with go down during any of the BJS…. (he he).”

Fans must have been followers of both Siri and Sara Jay on Twitter before gametime of the World Cup to collect.  Additional details on how to collect the BJs will be posted on TeamBJ.com.

 




Interview with the now retired Dale DeBone

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A website called Culinary Anarchy recently did an interview with retired adult film star Dale Rudder aka Dale DeBone.

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So why would a food site interview a retired adult film star/director? Why the hell not?

Mr Rutter was the industry for over 20 years making real movies, not the cheap amateur shit filmed in hotel rooms on cell phones. Aside from performing in over 3000 films and winning numerous industry awards he was inducted into the AVN hall of fame which is no small feat. Along with this the guy is also a Tennis champ, a pro stunt rider and accomplished drummer.

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Porn Stars Sara Jay & Siri’s World Cup BJ Twitter Pledge Going To the Finals!

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With the World Cup ending this coming Sunday, June 13, only one thing is certain, all of the twitter followers of Porn Stars Sara Jay and Siri will have BJs on the line in the Finals.

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Does your agent suck big fat balls? Very possibly

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I started writing this article as a rant about some agents who are just beyond horrible. So bad in fact, that they actually cost their clients jobs because who the hell wants to bother working with such flaky and irresponsible agents? It’s funny how many people talk trash about porn stars being so flaky when in my experience it’s been the agents who are a nightmare and in most cases downright rude.

But then I decided to stop writing about dumb asses, and instead go another route all together. I thought about my recent experience with OC Modeling and thought now might be a good time to actually talk about an agent who does their job and is damn good at it.

If I book a girl through an agent it should be their job to make sure that girl is going to show the fuck up. If she is going to cancel (for whatever reason) then they should notify me (the client) well in advance.

In addition, I like that they contact me after the shoot and find out how well their girl did. They want details on her performance and attitude.

I’ve booked five jobs with one agency in the last three months. Of the 5 jobs, not a one of them ever went through and not a single time did the agent ever contact me to let me know the girl was cancelling.

Lyla Storm said it best … “I do not schedule things, my agent does and tells me where to go. That is what I pay them for.” And you know what? She’s right. Agents should handle the entire booking process for the girls. Isn’t that what their job is? Isn’t that why girls give them so much of their hard earned money in the first place?

If your agent can’t answer an email, or doesn’t return phone calls in a timely manner, just how many jobs are they costing you? Your agent should GET you jobs. When I call OC Modeling to book a girl, even on short notice, or to replace another girl at the last minute, they all but fall over themselves to make me feel important and like a valued client. That’s how your agent should be treating producers and directors.

If they aren’t then how many producers and directors will just give up dealing with your lazy, rude ass agent and go to somewhere else instead? I’ve been booking quite a few girls lately and you know what … if I haven’t booked you in the last 90 days, there is a good chance it’s because your agent is an ass or doesn’t get the content of responding to emails or returning calls in a timely manner.

I will tell you one thing though … I’m really impressed with OC Modeling and have no doubt will continue to use them many times in the future. Might want to keep that in mind girls when you are thinking of switching agents.

 

 

 

 




The most insane content licensing deal I’ve ever seen

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For a limited time, Adult Film Star Content is offering an insane deal. You’ll get 25,000 Scenes HD and SD for $12,500.

Yes I said that right …. 25,000 Scenes for $12,500. That’s $.50 a scene and we are talking real scenes here with the hottest stars including Alexis Texas, Jenna Haze, Tory Lane, Eva Angelina, Alektra Blue and more!  It’s not the crap people are trying to push off as content … this is the real deal with real stars.

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This Adult Film Star Content package is made up of the following:

  • 20,000 SD Scenes
  • 5,000 HD Scenes
  • Over 30,000 Photo galleries
  • Meta Data and Tags for all content

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Delivery on hard drives. They have 10 packages already made and on drives for fast delivery by FedEx or DHL for international shipments.

  • Offer expires on Friday, July 4th or while supplies last
  • Internet and tube rights only, maximum of 5 URLs

 

 




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