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Videos: After the XRCO, saying goodbye to Francesca Le, Mark Wood, Anthony Petkovich and Leah Jaye Porno Dan Leal, Kira Silver Aubrey Addams Leaves XRCO Awards, Passes Arnold Schwarzenpecker Ricardo, Rachel Love attacks my camera, Adam Grayson, Jenna Haze, Jeff Marton, Jules Jordan, publicist Scott Hoover Nicky Hunter And Hubby Josh Leave XRCO Awards After The XRCO Awards 2007 - Erik Everhard, Wayne Hentai and two make-up girls Make-Up Girls leave Sunny Lane leaves Jessica Jaymes, Mia Rose After the XRCOs 2007

Before the XRCO Awards: Kristal Summers Interview Sunset over the XRCO Awards Jack Lawrence's dates Jack Lawrence Interview Another Jack Lawrence Interview

Phyllisha Anne descends the stairs on Kelly Holland's Penthouse Shoot April 6 Phyllisha Anne Rebeca Linares, James Deen On Kelly Holland's Penthouse Set Monica Mayhem, Justice Maya Hills Rebeca Linares, James Deen, Kelly Holland Phyllisha Anne Descends The Stairs, Rebeca Linares, James Deen, Kelly Holland James Deen, Rebeca Linares, Kelly Holland Rebeca Linares Interview on Penthouse Set

Nick Manning, Jordan Blue, David Lord Discuss Bands Nick Manning II Nick Manning, Jordan Blue, David Lord Dean Sussman discusses Greek mythology with Nick Manning Julia Ann Does Make-Up Without Make-Up Jordan Blue, David Lord discuss smoking Nick Manning VI Justin Syder, David Lord Justin Syder, David Lord, Jordan Blue Nick Manning XI Nick Manning XIII Jordan Blue Interview

Stills: Kristal Summers Ange Venus Ange Venus Ange Venus Ange Venus Ange Venus Ange Venus Jana Jordan from Ninn Worx in the blue dress April Storm, Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Georgia Jones Jana Jordan and Georgia Jones Mia Rose Regan Anthony Regan Anthony Regan Anthony Mercedes Mercedes Mercedes Mercedes Mercedes Mercedes Mercedes Ava Rose Ava Rose Nikki Benz Nikki Benz Nikki Benz Nikki Benz Nikki Benz Nikki Benz Nikki Benz Nikki Benz, Monstar Nikki Benz, Monstar Roxy Jezel Roxy Jezel Roxy Jezel Roxy Jezel, Devan Sapphire Roxy Jezel, Devan Sapphire Roxy Jezel, Devan Sapphire Roxy Jezel, Devan Sapphire Jenna Presley Jenna Presley Lela Star Lela Star, Kevin Blatt Kevin Blatt Lela Star, KB Lela Star, KB Lela Star, KB Natalia Love (left), Jack Lawrence, Monica Natalia Love, Jack Lawrence, Monica Natalia Love, Jack Lawrence, Monica Natalia Love, Jack Lawrence, Monica Kristal Summers Kristal Summers Tiana Lynn Tiana Lynn Tiana Lynn Joey Ray, Marga Joey Ray, Marga Lexi Love Lexi Love Lexi Love Lexi Love Lexi Love Lexi Love Nina Hartley Jeff Marton, Nina Hartley Heidi Joy-Pike guy, Lexi Love, Heidi Joy-Pike Lexi Love, Heidi Joy-Pike Syren Syren, Evan Stone Syren, Evan Stone Syren, Evan Stone Evan Stone James Bartholet, Eden Evan Stone Aubrey Addams Aubrey Addams Aubrey Addams Steven St Croix, Roxy DeVille Steven St. Croix, Roxy DeVille Jessica Jaymes, Lucy Lee Jessica Jaymes Jessica Jaymes, Lucy Lee Jessica Jaymes, Lucy Lee Jessica Jaymes Jessica Jaymes Jessica Jaymes Jessica Jaymes, Lucy Lee Jessica Jaymes April Storm, Sunny Lane, Nicky Hunter Nicky Hunter, Josh Nicky Hunter, Josh Tommy Gunn, Nicky Hunter, Josh Lisa Ann and co Lisa Ann and co guy, Victoria Valentino Lisa Ann Lisa Ann Lisa Ann Lisa Ann Ava Lauren (left), Victoria Valentino Ava Lauren, Lisa Ann Lisa Ann, Victoria Valentino Lisa Ann Lisa Ann, Victoria Valentino Lisa Ann Harmony Bliss Harmony Bliss Harmony Bliss Harmony Bliss Harmony Bliss Christian Marcus London and wife Devon Lee Devon Lee Devon Lee Shy Love and hubby Shy London and hubby Shy Love and hubby Shy Love and agency Shy Love, Veronica Stone, Arielle Shy Love (right), Johnny Knox, Veronica Stone, Arielle, Tabitha Tucker Veronica Stone, Ariel (R-L) Tabitha Tucker, Shy Love, Veronica Stone, Arielle Tabitha Tucker, Shy Love, Veronica Stone, Arielle Tabitha Tucker, Shy Love, Veronica Stone, Arielle Veronica Stone, Arielle Veronica Stone Veronica Stone, Arielle Luscious Lopez Luscious Lopez Luscious Lopez Luscious Lopez Veronica Rayne Veronica Rayne Angie, Devon Savage Angie Savage Angie Savage Angie Savage woman, Taylor Wane woman, Taylor Wane woman, Taylor Wane woman, Taylor Wane Taylor Wane, Anthony Petkovich of Adam Film World Make-up artists Rayveness Rayveness Rayveness Rayveness, Robert Herrera Rayveness, Robert Herrera Make-Up Artists Porno Dan Leal and his posse Porno Dan Leal and co Gia Gia Gia Mindy Main Mindy Main Mindy Main Rachel Love Tera Patrick Tera Patrick Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld Ange Venus Jana Jordan Dick Freedman, Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Jana Jordan Veronica Rayne Jenna Haze Jenna Haze, DCypher Paulina James Paulina James Paulina James Kevin Blatt, Lela Star KB, Lela Star Lexxi Tyler Candy Manson, Lexxi Tyler Derrick Pierce, Candy Manson, Lexxi Tyler Derrick Pierce, Candy Manson, Lexxi Tyler Ava Rose Ava Rose Leah Jaye Nikki Benz, Monstar Mike Ramone, former AVN Editor turned civilian Arielle Arielle, Ray from PornValleyNews.com Arielle, Ray Arielle Arielle, Ray Arielle Arielle Arielle Arielle Shy Love, Nikki Benz Shy Love, Nikki Benz Shy Love, Nikki Benz girl, Tee Reel Dick Freeman, Jana Jordan Jana Jordan, Hillary Scott Tera Wray, Tom Byron Hillary Scott Hillary Scott Hillary Scott, Bo Kenney Hillary Scott, Bo Kenney Tera Wray Jenna Haze Tera Patrick, Jenna Haze, Jeff Marton Nicky Hunter, Uncle Stevie, Sunny Lane Nicky Hunter, Uncle Stevie Nicky Hunter, Cousin Stevie, Sunny Lane Ava Rose, Mia Rose Ava Rose, Mia Rose Hillary Scott, Sasha Grey Sasha Grey Sasha Grey Sasha Grey, Jana Jordan Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le John Stagliano Francesca Le and hubby Mark Wood Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Francesca Le Taylor Wane pic pic Hillary Scott Taylor Wane Tera Patrick Taylor Wane Taylor Wane Roxy Jezel, Erik Everhard Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels Mike Moz, Stormy Daniels Gia Jordan Gia Jordan Gia Jordan Mike Moz, Stormy Daniels Mercedes Sunny Lane, Ron Jeremy's assistant Jared Rutter, Francesca Le Jared Rutter, Francesca Le Jared Rutter, Francesca Le Francesca Le Mark Kernes Mark Kernes Mark Kernes Mark Kernes Mark Kernes Brad Armstrong, Jessica Drake Steven St. Croix, Evan Seinfeld, Tera Patrick Steven St. Croix, Evan Seinfeld, Tera Patrick Mr Marcus Steven St. Croix, Nina Hartley Steven St. Croix, Nina Hartley Bo Kenney, Hillary Scott Hillary Scott Jessica Drake, Evan Seinfeld Jessica Drake Brad Armstrong, Jessica Drake TJ Hart, Robert Lombard TJ Hart, Robert Lombard Kevin Blatt, TJ Hart Sophia Rossi Sophia Rossi Sophia Rossi Leah Jaye Conky Commentary Luke's Camera Of Death Commentary

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The only things more colorful or dangerous than the uninhibited "porners" attending the XRCO Awards are the exotic flora and fauna of my native Australia: the blue ringed octopus, the white pointer, the bronze whaler, the redback spider, the grey wallaroo and the deadly taipan snake.

I was agog at the peacock-like outfits of the "porners". The "hee-hee" side of my schizoid personality began to emerge as I snapped photo after photo, gloating over my all-access pass to defame, slander, lie, plagiarize and condemn. It sure makes for good blogging, mate! (Jim Jones)

As I stand in line waiting to photograph porn's royalty Thursday night, the photographer Gordon, who has the same Nikon D100 camera that I do, fixed my focus. He locked it into the center of the frame. On my setting, the auto-focus function would go to work on the outside of the frame so I've been using manual focus.

My work day began at 10 a.m. when I showed up to a house in Woodland Hills expecting the Penthouse shoot. But it'd been moved next door and I did not know. So I drove to Nick Manning's house in Simi Valley for the first HD DVD shoot of his new company Boneyard Films. Staci Thorn Staci Thorn

After getting the correct address at 1:30 p.m., I drove back to Woodland Hills for the Penthouse shoot. James Deen, Rebeca Linares Kelly Holland, James Deen, Rebeca Linares Rebeca Linares pic

I find red carpets exhausting because I stop drinking an hour beforehand so I don't have to scrounge around for a toilet (we're often not allowed into parties for an hour or so after the scheduled start time) while the porners walk in. Then, because I don't have money to waste, I don't drink during the party.

Inside Forbidden City Thursday night, Lucy Lee went over to Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld before the show and congratulated Evan on losing weight (he had gastric-bypass surgery to accomplish this). Lucy said something to Tera. There was a fight. Tera poured water on Lucy and Lucy threw wine on Tera. As Tera was hosting the show, Lucy Lee was tossed. Lucy Lee and Nikki Benz say they are owed thousands of dollars by Tera's company.

Nikki Benz emails:

XRCO Awards Drama!!! Some people are plain dumb! The whole night started out weird. I was running late. I was supposed to pick up Monstar a.k.a. Alex at 7:00pm, and it was already 7:20 by the time I left my house. Once I finished getting ready I got into my car and drove as fast as I could to pick up Monstar who is my publicist and a dear friend. I finally get to his place, pick up his ass and on the way to the XRCO Awards we go. It took us about 15 minutes to get there. We find parking, park the car, walk to the club where the awards were being held. There is a ton of press and media outside as well as a huge line up. Of course I didn't have to wait, thank god. I do my red carpet walk, get my pictures taken, do interviews with different reporters and inside we go. Alex (Monstar) and I hit the bar and order a drink each. Then we decided to make our rounds and walk around say hello to people. I make it a point to take out my camera and take a bunch of pictures with other adult stars, some are friends and some are just acquaintances. Once we did our rounds, we came back to the front room where there is a bar, the entrance through which every one came in after the red carpet, and a few booths around for those who wished to sit down. Next thing you know Lucy Lee, Jessica Jaymes and a cute blonde walk in. I was so happy to see them! I haven't seen Lucy and Jessica in forever. We start talking, taking pictures and decide to go the bar and grab another drink. We get our drinks, get our pictures taken again by photographers and so on. At this point we were having a blast mingling among our peers. Then I turn around and see Tera Patrick and her husband Evan Seinfeld sitting in one of the booths. Evan gives me a dirty look (just in case you guys don't know, Tera and Evan owe me a lot of money, as well as to Lucy). So obviously they weren't happy to see me, let alone Lucy. Lucy went up to Evan to congratulate him on his weight loss, since he's lost a ton of weight. I go back to the bar and see that Lucy stayed behind, talking to Tera and Evan. At this point I don't know what was said between them, but then I see Tera get up and pour a bottle of water on Lucy. Lucy in return threw her wine at Tera. They were about to fight, and Evan got in between and called for security. Lucy was drenched with water that Tera poured on her. (Tera used to be an alcoholic, so now she has to stick to water...) Lucy is getting taken out by security outside, then Tera sees me and says "get this blonde bitch out of here too!". I was like "What?" What did I do? The security didn't throw me out at first because I didn't do anything and they saw that, nor did I start anything. However, after some time Tera went into the bathroom with Evan to clean up. She apparently told the XRCO Awards (which she was hosting with Evan) organizer that she refuses to start the show unless if I'm kicked out of the premises. The bouncers came up to me and nicely asked me to leave. In return I asked why. They had no answer, but at the same time they couldn't kick me out because there was no reason besides Tera being a bitch and refusing to start hosting the show unless I leave. Then the XRCO organizer came up to me and asked me to leave. I was livid at this point. I couldn't believe that this was happening. High school shit! Since Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld owe me a lot of money for serviced rendered and so on while I was under contract with their company, I had filed a law suit against them. For that reason they can't stand me because I stood up for myself and decided not to let them step all over me by not paying me the money they owed me. Alex (Monstar) calmed me down and took me outside so I could cool off. I see Lucy outside all soaked from Tera's water being poured on her. (Funny how Tera attacked Lucy first and yet because she's Tera and the host of XRCO awards, Lucy had to be kicked out). So then I see the event promoter and I explain the whole situation to him and why Tera would want me out of the XRCO Awards, because of my law suit against Tera and Evan. The promoter gets me back in, the security were totally fine with it because they knew they had no grounds to kick me out of the place. I was there having a good time, but once again Evan and Tera managed to ruin my night. I am so GLAD that I am no longer under contract with their company. Being their contract girl was the worst experience I've ever had in the adult industry. Long story short, even though Tera tried to ruin my night I managed to have a good time with my friends and take a lot more pictures. This just shows what kind of immature people Evan and Tera are. I had to write all this out before I went to bed since it's still fresh in my mind. I hate drama and those who bring it! There is a reason "those two" are not liked by many in the adult industry. I have many reasons not to like them as well, and tonight was another reason. xoxo
Holly Randall writes on XPT: "Hands down, Mia was the best dressed. Almost everyone else looked terrible. These girls NEED stylists!" Mia Rose posts on XPT:

Funny thing is.... every time I see Luke at one of the parties, he does everything in his power to avoid me. Unless I sneak up behind him and catch him off guard. For example... You see last night.... ONE picture.... And I think it was a forced button push. ha. And! When I was grabbing my car, I again, said hi, and he took some vid of my briefly, but oddly enough the vid is no where to be found. But the part where my car gets brought up and the part where I drive away is.... Maybe its for the best...? I have seen his "red carpet" photos, and most of them look like Mia rose DEATH stare... Hm. I don't mean to sound to full of myself, cause I am far from, but I always thought my style as far as events was impeccable. Hell, I even bought Ava a dress for tonight and it was beautiful... when she showed up in a poka dot T-shirt dress, I was pissed. She said she forgot... AVA COMMENT ON THIS! I saw spandex and HUGE T-shirt dresses, "scene" wear, Aburey had the same problem as me at AVN, when a girl showed up wearing the exact same dress.... I thought of it as " WOW that bitch has some damn good taste!" I decided to buck up and take a picture with her.... Just so I didnt feel like a jack ass. ...If you can find any where that I said my parents were proud of me, then I will give you my car..... I never said my parents were proud. Ever... My Mother is from Germany. So, he views on sex are a bit more open than most Americans... My parents hate that fact we do porn. But they are happy to see us happy. And support us no matter what fucked up decisions we make. I love my parents and have more respect for them than anyone can begin to imagine...

I stopped by Rob Spallone's set at 9:40 a.m. I say hi to Gene Ross, check out the black talent (Tony Eveready and Aziza going at it) and depart for the Penthouse set. I can't get in there, so I drive to Nick Manning's house in Simi Valley.

Nick has a stack of Gideon Bibles on his bookshelf. I guess that every time he or a friend go to a hotel, they take a Bible. "It's not stealing," says Nick. "They want you to take them."

Nick got all the furniture in the house in exchange for repeated sex with one woman.

Julia Ann, not wearing make-up, does the make-up for the movie. She discusses her turn to the hardcore with David Lord.

David asks me if I ever bring civilians I'm dating to a set so that they see it is no big deal. I say no.

Julia Ann: "I asked a gentleman I was dating who was extremely not involved in this industry. I asked him if he wanted to come to a Playgirl set I was doing make-up on. It's an easy-going set. It was Gia Paloma and Jean Valjean. They never even got to the sex scene. It was the conversation we were having. It was kinda loose. And that all of a sudden Gia whips off her clothes and bends over to grab something off the floor and he doesn't know where to look. He's not sure what to do with himself. Then they're talking about when so-and-so f---ed somebody and AIM this... He got a headache and left..."

David Lord, in porn since 1988, discusses his dating life. "I hate going through the motions and getting the same results... It gets monotonous having the same arguments... I've decided to not have relationships and just work."

Luke: "How many porn stars have you had relationships with?"

David: "I can't even give you a number it's been so many. When I was in bands, I was a man-whore. ...When you bring that into a relationship, nine times out of ten, your past will f--- it up."

Luke: "What kind of things keep getting said?"

David: "'I know you're f---ing them.' They get insecure about sex with me because they think I'm [well-versed]. I'll give them the strongest seven minutes of their lives."

Luke: "What are the advantages and disadvantages of dating someone within the industry?"

David: "Disadvantages? They're getting other cock."

Luke: "But it's just work."

David: "That's bulls---. "That same girl, because I f---ed another girl on set, will get upset."

Luke: "That's crazy."

David: "Somehow, because they get paid for it, that makes it OK. In my book, you can be an ex-porn star or an ex-hooker, but I can't worry about how much cock you've had that day or that you can't ---- because you have a scene tomorrow."

Luke: "How often do you have sex on set?"

David: "Never. Back in the day, a few times."

David, Julia Ann discuss dating.

David: "How do the Jews celebrate killing Christ?"

Luke: "We go out and eat Chinese food Christmas Eve."

Nick Manning pokes fun at somebody who said he was unable to call up women when he wanted sex. "I can do that," says Nick. "I only had to devote my whole life to getting laid."

Dean Sussman says about Nick: "He looks good but he's a wreck inside."

I find the Penthouse set. I talk to Kelly Holland, who's the head of production for Penthouse. The company has been in heavy production for six months (four high-end movies a month as well as one-day-wonders). Audio Audio Audio

Before the XRCO show, Jack Lawrence says he's coming up on his 400th scene and 1400th lover.

Mike Moz announces to the crowd of photographers that Adultcon organizer Renaud West was not allowed in to the XRCO show because various girls complained he was inappropriate. "If anyone sees him inside, please let us know."