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Ron Jeremy's Birthday Party A Mob Scene In Hollywood Saturday Night

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Joe writes: "Those bitches at Ronnie's party look diseased, not merely morally, as well as spiritually and intellectually bankrupt. Looking at the photos, I thought I was going to get eyeball herpes."

I arrive at the club Element at 9:15 p.m. and there's already a long line of press waiting to get in.

We finally get in just before 10 p.m. We're jammed together. I'm in the second row. Behind me, some paparazzi use stands to get above the crowd.

Ron Jeremy, the honored guest, arrives at 11:15 p.m. with Dennis Hof and Stormy Daniels.

Feeling suffocated, I fought my way out at 11:30 p.m. I was having no success until a bouncer, with persistent effort, created a path for me. As he did so, someone who sounded like an owner told him, "You've got to be nice to these people. They're my heavy hitters."

Rachel Worth blogs:

Ron Jeremy's birthday party took place on Saturday, March 10, 2007, at a club in Hollywood called Element. Not one person coming out of there had a good word to say about the place. One person was heard to say, "I will NEVER go to another event at that place!" More than one made the same comment.

Sorry, Ron, everyone wanted to help you celebrate your birthday, but, unfortunately, this was not a good place for it. A small meeting even took place outside where a group of Ron's friends were talking about taking him elsewhere, but he said he was committed to stay there until 2 a.m.

It began with the usual waiting in line that occurs outside any of the clubs. The club hadn't gotten everything set up on time, which one person waiting near the front of the line said always is the case at Element.

The Press area there is entirely too small. It was difficult for the Photographers and Video Press to do their jobs and frustrating for the celebs. Some people had to rush along the red carpet and not even take the time to pose to make way for the next group of people.

Once inside, the problems increased. As the night rolled on, it kept getting more and more crowded inside, and the noise was deafening. One attendee said, "I was trying to hide way back in the corner, because the music was WAY too loud. I finally couldn't take it any more." And, he left early. Another party-goer left early complaining of the elbow-to-elbow crowd and the intense heat. "Look at me. I'm drenched in sweat."

It was so crowded that a friend of Ron's left, saying, "I guess Ron never showed up," not realizing he was, in fact, there. Others (many, many people) complained of being treated very rudely by security guards and even by James, the owner of the club. By all acounts, James and many of the security guards were nothing more than loudmouthed bullies, yelling at everyone and throwing around their authority in a deplorable manner.

Another comment overheard: "This was the most disorganized event I've ever been to." One example: People were told a few different times that the event was closed and they weren't letting any more people in, but other security staff was telling them to get in line. When asked about the mixed messages, a guard commented, "There is a lack of communication between management, staff and promoters."

The club allowed people to get way too drunk and when some of them staggered out, they couldn't even walk without being held up by friends. A few fist fights began between drunk couples; others between groups of men. Many fights were close to breaking out as more than a few loud verbal assaults were made, along with the threatening posturing. Friends had to drag the opposing parties away to separate them.

People did not feel safe, inside or out. Upon exiting the club early, one person who is an ex-cop said, "I'm leaving because I can just smell a fight brewing." Security guards from a neighboring club remarked that Element lets in a lot of gang members and there are always problems there. One spoke of a recent shooting and another of a recent stabbing in the parking lot next to the club. They did not approach the crowd leaving Element who were about to have a brawl because, as one stated, "This job isn't worth losing my life." Instead, he said, he called for police backup. Luckily, the unruly crowd soon broke up.

Happy Birthday, Ron, and if you have another celebration in a better location, let us know.