'No Rules But No Smoking'

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Sweetpea Hollywood says she talked to Boy George Jr at the party.

In the industry for a year (first under the name Katarina), she's done about 30 movies. Jack Napier got stuck in her bum (because she's too little) in Housewives Gone Black 2. "Probably in the bloopers."

Why did she change her name? "Because I'm having a whole new coming out. A whole new career."

How's it different?

"Because I wasn't as motivated. I was more into the escort thing. Now I think, I'll run these other girls [in escorting] while I do my porn thing."

Pornmonger writes: "What is up with Monstar having more makeup on their your girl Holly? Holly's got some competition there."

Monstar provided with me with invaluable help at the New Sensations party Saturday night. Holly's breasts were repeatedly spilling out her flimsy top (particularly under the influence of my Air Supply tunes bouncing off the walls of my hovel).

Holly asked me to tighten the straps in the back but I couldn't quite figure it out. I've never taken off a woman's bra before, or anything like it, so I was flummoxed. I asked Monstar to come over and show me to do it, which he did.

I email Monstar:

I want you to come Tuesday to PSK to keep Holly's tits in her top...If they splay out, just give them a twist to let her know that is not acceptable, then pop them back in her top, no harm, no foul, and no one's the wiser. I feel like I can trust you to do this and not take advantage.

I'm going to be so busy documenting the decline and fall of Western civilization that I won't be able to give Holly's bouncing breasts the attention they deserve.

Kelsey Michaels says her sister is in porn (but only does single-girl) -- Misty Suicide.

Kelsey says her mom (an ex-porn star says Kelsey) has taken steps to erase every mention of her porn career from the internet, that's why I can find no mention of her.

I talk to one middle-aged pornographer who tells me how glad he is to be divorced and banging teenage porn girls. "It makes it all worthwhile to be in the industry," he says.

Randi Wright's mom is a plastic surgeon and Randi appears to have undergone almost every form of plastic surgery under the sun.

I interview Michelle Maylene (a star of Hustler's Beaver Hunt). "I had a boyfriend who wanted me to get into it, but I got into it through Tiffany Taylor, one of my best friends. We've known each other about seven months now. We had a good connection and eversince we've been industry friends.

"I went with my boyfriend Mika on a shoot and he was working with her."

Upon turning 18 in January, Michelle began posing naked. She had a couple of months until highschool graduation.

Luke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"

Michelle: "The popular crowd of course. I was Senior class president. During my speech, people were saying, 'She's a porn star.'"

Luke: "How did your family react?"

Michelle: "My sister was really weird about it but my parents were really cool. My grandparents even know."

Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Michelle: "A porn star, of course! I watched the [E! True Hollywood Story three years ago] on Jenna Jameson, and I said, 'I want to be a porn star.' Hi Jenna!

"I want to stay in this industry for a while and build up my name. I want to be a lasting name in the industry. I want people to know of me in the future and look up to me because I'm not that bad of a role model for the new girls that come in. I look up to Jenna and Tera and eventually I want people to think that of me."

Luke: "How is being in the industry affecting your love life?"

Michelle: "Ohmigod. I'm definitely spoiled by the industry guys because they're really good and I get used to good sex. Then I meet normal guys I want to date and they're not as good."

Luke: "Don't you have a boyfriend?"

Michelle: "Yes, I do, but he's in the industry too and we date other people."

Luke: "How has being in the industry affected you?"

Michelle: "It's opened my eyes to different things. When I thought of the industry, I wondered how people could do it. I didn't know that much about it. I didn't know that we were tested every month. Porn educated me."

Luke: "What do you do in your spare time?"

Michelle: "I don't party a lot. This is one of the first industry parties I've been to because I like to stay home."

Luke: "Are you on MySpace?"

Michelle: "No, but my publicist wants me to be."

Craig Valentine protests Gene Ross's coverage of his wife's gangbang.

Craig: "Summer broke the record. She set the original record in England. It's never been done in America. She was done over 60 times [Saturday]. We have 31-hours of tape from four cameras."

I ask Summer: "How are you feeling?"

Summer: "Tired. My pelvis hurts. I give you guys a lot of credit. It feels weird walking around with a thing like that between your legs."

Mine shrivels up so much it's no problem at all.

Summer: "For 2007, this might be my winning girl-girl scene."

I hear the DJ say Saturday night: "There are no rules, except no smoking." Doesn't that sum up America today?

Mike Ramone (AVN Editor) writes me:

Really have to disagree with you there. The Bush administration and its Religious Right cronies have made America a considerably less free country with more rules. Witness the Patriot Act, 2257 and other assaults on the adult industry, and the rights of gays to marry (and sexual freedom in general), among other areas. And hardly every city in the U.S. is as strict about smoking as L.A.

Who is to blame for reduced freedom in America today? Which side of the political spectrum pushes the ban on smoking? Which side of the political spectrum supports the restrictions of political correctness? Gays are as free to marry today as they have ever been, they just have to marry someone of the opposite sex. Barry Diller is married, for instance. There has never been a time in the history of Western civilization when same-sex marriage was accepted, so there is no reduction in rights there.

Which side of the political spectrum pushes for more and more laws against more and more forms of discrimation? For instance, which side of the political spectrum pushes for making it illegal to fire an employee who cross-dresses to work? Which side of the political spectrum makes it illegal for landlords, employers, etc choose whom they want to deal with?

I'm libertarian-conservative. I support ending all discrimination laws. I support allowing restaurants and bars choose whether or not they want to permit smoking.

Is their any reader of mine who has lost rights because of the Patriot Act?

Yes, much of conservative thought supports restricting Adult entertainment and a woman's right to have an abortion, but there are far more areas where liberals support suppressing human freedom.

On July 9, 2002, I interviewed David Friendly, the son of former president of CBS News, Fred Friendly.

Luke: "In many ways, we have less freedom to create today than we did 30 years ago."

David: "Good point. You have to be conscious about what is politically correct about smoking, language, women, dialogue, race... So how do you create interesting characters within those rules?"

Largely because of the Left, America is significantly less free than 50 years ago.

Joe writes:

One must keep in mind the Patriot Act wouldn't have been enacted if not for 9/11. Other than it being more of a bother to travel by air (baggage searches, having to take my shoes off), I can't think of a place where my life's been adversely affected by (deep breath, say it like a pro wrestling ring announcer) The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

As for the sex stuff...that's the left pushing an all intercourse all the time lifestyle. If a 15 year old needs to go behind her parents' back to get an abortion, so be it, says the left. Sex positive is one thing. Sex obsessed is another.

"Sex positive" is such a lame ideology. As soon as someone describes themselves as "sex positive" (such as many of the writers in Naked Ambition), " I know I'm dealing with a moron. (Not that I expect clear-thinking from people who advocate porn as a lifestyle).

Just taking the positive side of anything is lame. I believe people need to develop religion and morals more than sex (people's sexual urges will take care of themselves, so no need to push for them, while ethics do not come as naturally for most people), yet I'm not religion-positive. Some people need more religion and less sex. Other people need less religion and more sex. To make a blanket statement like "Sex is good" is as idiotic as saying "Religion is good." They each have their place.

Kelly writes on ADT about Dark Angels 2:

I wasn't very impressed with this one. Why? Well, this might sound dumb but I just didn't find the plot all that interesting, and I mean that according to feature porn standards. Also, since the storyline was such blah the special effects seemed like a waist of money as it did nothing to really enhance the film for me. I just kept thinking, "So, is Nic Andrews trying to show-off for mainstream producers that might hire him for some s---ty Skinimax film?"

As for the sex, I liked Destiny, Karina, and August's scenes. I was surprised that Sunny only did one scene.

Also, the heroine as a waitress motiff kept reminding of Linda Hamilton in Terminator, with Karina Kay playing a composite of Sara Connor's roommate and co-worker. Then when she fired guns it reminded me of Terminator 2. But I grew up on those films so it's hard for me to escape making such comparisons.

The Lone Gunman writes:

Andrews is noted for "borrowing" ideas from mainstream films.

RUSH = "True Romance"
LOADED = "Lethal Weapon 2"
NO LIMITS = "The Game"

David Crawford writes: "I do have to say that my role as the bum is one of the best of the year. This was my forth time playing "BUM" I think I nailed it."

ObiBong writes: "Right from the first scene, the "F--- PIRATES" graffiti on the wall seemed too juvenile and negative to me. Sorry, Nic, you had your chance to make big-budget Digital Playground movies. Don't be bitter that they went on without you."

TheLoneGunman writes: "You're misinformed. Andrews chose to leave Digital Playground, not the other way around. He did a similar thing in "No Limits" when he put "f--- Biohazard" on a wall (Biohazard is Tera Patrick's hubby's band). It's just a joke - and it's the best joke in the movie. It's not sour grapes - Nic is doing just fine."

DARK ANGELS 2 Party Re-Cap & Pictures by the Monstar

I washed the remains of last night's make-up from my face, the eyeliner that was smeared, the lipstick from random girls, and then I began to replay the previous night in my mind's eye...

I saw Naked & Famous director Kimberly Kane who is raising quite an excitement for her stylistic take on porn with her upcoming DVD. As me and Kim were talking I felt someone brush up against me..It was the lovely Holly! Not wanting to miss this photo opp. of 2 hot blondes, i got them to take a pic. Next thing i know both girls have tongues out.

A name you may not yet be familiar with is Cadence Price. But you soon will be. It's the new name of the former Genesis Skye.